I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.

No, I eat them too top down like a normal person. How do you eat them?

Dishonorable discharge for Sgt Chowchow

I like how he's delicately cradling the ballsbun

Fine, fine, I'll fight them. We using gloves or bare knuckles?

You surely won't regret rubbing sloppy condiment weiners together.

I slather the crease in relish, then tuck diced tomatoes/onion/lettuce (eg) into the relish, then dog, then presentation mustard.

Onions and mustard? You must be an antifa terrorist!

So the first half is all the good stuff, and the second half is just mustard?

Reminds me of being a kid and making a wotsit (you might need to be from the UK to know what those crisps are) sandwich with cheese spread... and the cheese spread was there to stop the wotsits falling out.

Only small children and the Dutch use anything besides mustard on a hot dog you heathen.

Sir this is not a Wendy's

How dare they want to do a good job wiping

We are the 25%

OP thinks his farts don't smell if he can't smell them.

I actually do this now because wiping my ass on the toilet gave me a herniated disc. The standing up is way more forgiving to the spine.

This sounds promising, but how do you spin the dog when it is hot? Do you have some sort of dog rotation apparatus?

This is The Way

Yep that's what I do pretty much. Line of ketchup down the left, mustard down the right, then spinnnnn

I think you just changed my hot dog game. I need to try rotating my weiner.

Is that a salad?

Looks like it will feed a horde of pigeons after my desperate attempt to eat this hotdog without dropping anything on the ground.

Mmm, no. Thank you.

This is correct.

The sausage being too big is a more common complaint than people realize. Everyone assumes bigger is always better, but past a certain size it can be uncomfortable or even painful.

You can work your way up to bigger sausages, though. Take your time, try to stay relaxed, and don't forget to use a condiment!

Lmao what? I’ve never heard of of anything asking for a more imbalanced meat to bun ratio.

What other toppings are you trying to add? If a Chicago dog can have all its toppings with a polish sausage there’s no reason a normal hot dog couldn’t hold more of what you need.

When I make a hot dog, I cut the bun open, but also hollow it out a little... this gives ample room for extras and allows you to actually 'close' the bun and avoid spillage.

I disagree, I feel like the bread to dog ratio is always slightly too high, and I end up tearing some roll off

Uh yeah, I do throat it. Top down, like a normal person.

If you only put condiments on the top, they're gone after the first few bites and then it's just plain dog for the rest. Why do people take pictures like this when you have to put them on the bun?

Spin-coated fast food condiments coming soon

Submerge weiner in condiments and bake to have it fully encased.

Hot or regular?

I mean, yeah, you eat both ends. From the top down, though.

Never used honey mustard, but classic yellow mustard in a chili cheese dog is always great.

So you like eating all the mustard right away, and then having the second half be plain?

Recent French's convert. I love me some stone ground!

I EAT THEM LIKE THIS

Under? So the first half is just plain dog?

owenfromcanada eats hot dogs the short way.

You should try Schrodinger's mustard. You haven't had a proper hotdog until you top it with a superposition.

No dawg, you gotta flip it turn-ways.

Des that mean corndogs are street tacos?

And what's the deal with hot dogs coming in packs of 6, and buns in 8? Atleast if it was the other way around, we could shove'em up our asses and call it a day. Laugh track, followed by stupid Seinfeld jingle

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BRATWURST

What do you do? Slide them straight down your gullet and eat the bread separate like Kobayashi?

That sounds equally inefficient. I'm sorry that you have to put up with such uncultured swine.

If you put it on top, condiments is all you'd taste for the first few bites, then it would just be a plain dog the rest of the way. Why would anyone do that?

Are you suggesting Jesus belongs in the trash?