exactly; you'll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.
You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrust^TM^ Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:
Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence
Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot
Google Pixel with Android SafetyCore
WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!
There's an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions."
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?
There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.
“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036
No its a llm they made based on his posts and speeches. He is frozen or in a coma and the machine is taped on. His court of backstabbing viziers have the saddest cringiest knife fights ever over the controls every morning, but whoever wins: we lose.
Party planning is going well for president Trump's upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box "this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it"
Probably, LLM-based will sound like web-enabled at that point - a dusty old buzzword. They'll have something newer and shinier even if it's still an LLM inside.
The drones giving migrants a scan first is on the optimistic side, if things go at all how they seem to be.
“MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”
Which Lemmy instance? It's federated and each server is different. It's like asking "what will be the top post on the forum" or "what'll be pinned on Discord".
Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.
Slight chance the AI winter we're going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.
Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it's done - which I kinda expect - it's still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.
85 Comments
baronvonj@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 255d
2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 255d
I was thinking furry porn but that's basically the same thing
favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 254d
guillem@aussie.zone · 63 pts · 255d
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 255d
Bruh…
guillem@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 254d
eldavi@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 254d
exactly; you'll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.
wuffah@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 255d
You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrust^TM^ Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:
WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!
TechnoCat@piefed.social · 54 pts · 254d
2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 254d
Now at 5% usage!
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 254d
I think it's at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 254d
It's at 3.2% on steam
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 254d
5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I'd buy 1%, though, and that's something.
thatonecoder@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 254d
You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.
TechnoCat@piefed.social · 2 pts · 254d
I welcome it.
nerfherder@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 255d
Beans.
It'll be fucking beans.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 8 pts · 255d
What about orbs?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 255d
Bean. Orbs.
Zidane@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 254d
!remindme 11 years it's bean time
morgan_423@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d
The classics never die.
HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 255d
.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community
davel@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 255d
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer
dumbass@piefed.social · 34 pts · 255d
AMA: I'm the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!
Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 255d
Do you have any water?
dumbass@piefed.social · 8 pts · 255d
I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.
DaMummy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 255d
What's your toilet paper situation like?
dumbass@piefed.social · 9 pts · 255d
We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it's hard trying to find paper after the incident.
DundasStation@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 254d
Go on...
dumbass@piefed.social · 12 pts · 254d
You don't know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?
DundasStation@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 254d
I spend every breathing moment of my life arguing with people on the Internet on very trivial issues. Are you telling me you don't do that?
dumbass@piefed.social · 3 pts · 254d
Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.
Breezy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 254d
Amen!
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 254d
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?
dumbass@piefed.social · 7 pts · 254d
356,411 km, give or take.
No1@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 253d
Yeah, that's what killed the dinosaurs.
Can you bring them back?
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 254d
There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.
hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org · 18 pts · 254d
Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 254d
If the composition of Lemmy is even remotely the same that will be everywhere.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 255d
Resplendent606@piefed.social · 8 pts · 255d
🚨 Cloudflare Outage Day 14: Only 5 Sites Still Online. This Is Not a Drill.
masto@lemmy.masto.community · 12 pts · 254d
REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 254d
“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
SuperEars@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 254d
Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d
New research in mice shows promise for alzheimers breakthrough
No1@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 253d
Also, Elon Musk has stated Tesla full self driving will be available next year
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 254d
And Trump's health plan should be ready in just a couple more weeks by then
Stuart_Munto@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 255d
I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!
m_f@discuss.online · 10 pts · 255d
The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 254d
Woah, I just posted about Art Bell and was thinking about when I heard about this guy on Coast-to-Coast AM and was trying to remember his name.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 254d
Half Life 3
CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 254d
...got postponed to 2038
favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 254d
BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 9 pts · 254d
President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 254d
barron trump, to be exact.
oh and this is my 100th comment here in this lemmy instance. seriously!
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 254d
No its a llm they made based on his posts and speeches. He is frozen or in a coma and the machine is taped on. His court of backstabbing viziers have the saddest cringiest knife fights ever over the controls every morning, but whoever wins: we lose.
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 254d
so trumpbot is in control in 2036? dang it
edit: i typed "1936"
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 255d
For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.
mech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 254d
Plot twist: It's Alaska.
After declaring independence, a free and fair referendum showed overwhelming support for joining the Russian Federation.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 254d
Trump is right that Canada in between the lower 48 and Alaska is border gore. But there's another solution...
BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 9 pts · 254d
Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 254d
Party planning is going well for president Trump's upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box "this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it"
FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 8 pts · 255d
Assuming Lemmy is still around by then, the front page will have a cat on it.
Resplendent606@piefed.social · 8 pts · 255d
Voyager 1's final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. 🫡 Farewell, old friend.
Resplendent606@piefed.social · 7 pts · 255d
Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based "Predictive Empathy" to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 254d
Probably, LLM-based will sound like web-enabled at that point - a dusty old buzzword. They'll have something newer and shinier even if it's still an LLM inside.
The drones giving migrants a scan first is on the optimistic side, if things go at all how they seem to be.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 254d
thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 255d
The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 255d
Don't know ... I can't afford internet credits in order to access a connection.
taiyang@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
Just work the mines a few more hours and earn those 15 minute time credits. Ain't my fault Elonotron and his sex bots run on coal power.
sunbeam60@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 254d
“MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 254d
Allowing calls to proliferate in the first place and be addressed would indicate some level of free speech.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 254d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 254d
Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges
cy_narrator@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 254d
If Lemmy will be a thing then
brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d
It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking about dodging corpos. Probably.
And owls. Still owls.
FBI? No, I am not opening up.
mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 255d
Which Lemmy instance? It's federated and each server is different. It's like asking "what will be the top post on the forum" or "what'll be pinned on Discord".
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 254d
Femcelmemes and lesbian memes or just yuri, the comments will be catgirls meowing at eachother for headpats and girlcuddles
bryophile@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 254d
Something about some new scientific discovery or new technology that will ruin everything but then doesn't
ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
Bats! Lots of bats!
HasturInYellow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d
"Literally everything is worse in every way possible. In ways you never even considered. Yes even that."
solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 254d
Roofman is released (the remake starring Roman Christou, not the dude it's about)
teawrecks@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 254d
Idk but an AI will have written it, and 99.9% of its views will be from bots.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 254d
Maybe the latest discovery by Dragonfly.
Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.
Slight chance the AI winter we're going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.
Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it's done - which I kinda expect - it's still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.
HurlingDurling@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 254d
100% AI slop, complete with critical comments from other AI bots, and no OP didn't read the community rules before posting.
IWW4@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 251d
I didn’t realize Lemmy had a front page.
Xylight@feddit.online · 0 pts · 255d
Google tracks user
1 bajillion upvotes
1984@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 254d
404 probably. There will be better tech in 10 years.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 253d
Yeah. Like JavaScript, SMTP and the web itself, lemmy will just go away.
1984@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 253d
Many platforms have actually went away and no longer exists. Its normal. :)