For shits and giggles I tried to see if I could make AI this funny by asking it to make a recipe that reads like AI hallucinations. Nope, goes way over the top, even when I tell it to tone it down.
Quantum State Verification & Particle Alignment: Begin by placing the Quantum Chicken Fillets into a state of mild agitation. Subject them to a low-frequency oscillation (5 Hz +/- 0.5 Hz) for exactly 47 seconds. This primes the protein lattice for optimal batter adhesion. Verify via palpation (a light, non-intrusive touch).
See, I think the real reason an LLM is so unfunny is structural. They're essentially mathematical models that pick the most likely next word given a set of conditions.
The only thing less funny than an LLM is comedy theory, so I'll just say that surprise is essential to humour. You'd never laugh after hearing the most likely next word, would you? Knowing how to surprise people takes guile, ingenuity, and trauma.
Real talk, on the subject of lasagna, my wife recently found an alternate recipe where instead of layering the lasagna you roll the lasagna in the noodles, so you end up with a pan full of rolls of lasagna and it's kinda like a calzone or tortilini but not at the same time. Its really good
Can you help me with a chicken salad recipe? It needs to have a functional capacity>10gw nuclear reactor in geologically stable location and not too much chicken in it.
I still don’t know what a haiku is and everyone I’ve tried to understand it I get confused about why they are appealing. I wish I could get in on the thing that you seem to naturally understand.
a haiku is written typically in 3 lines, with the first and last having 5 syllables and the middle having 7. Something about themes is important probably, but for me the joy is in seeing how much and how vivid expression you can fit into 17 syllables.
A haiku is a traditional Japanese style of poetry that consists of three lines of specific lengths and uses a seasonal reference to describe a feeling.
They're popular on the internet because they're perceived as easy to write, being short with few rules. Sadly they don't make a lot of sense in English, because English doesn't really do syllables of uniform length and stress like Japanese has, so the effect is mostly lost.
When people say "this is a haiku", they mean the syllable counts line up. They're not saying "this is poetry".
This is such a helpful explanation, thank you. I lived in Japan for a few years and picked up a bit of language that is lost on me over two decades but it’s the first time it has ever ‘clicked’ for me why I would get so confused trying to make sense of them. Thank you so much. I don’t think I’ll ever appreciate haiku’s in English the way so many others do, and I don’t need to for them to enjoy them. Just really wanted to respond and let you know I really appreciate you taking the time to help me understand the confusion I had a bit more than I did and maybe even feel a little less lost for always feeling confused about something so inconsequential.
The clouds are held in the air by data (since data is lighter than air). That's the idea behind the whole "push to cloud" - a desperate attempt to ward off global warming.
I'm happy to work at a company where the CTO rejects any take-home assignments that feel like they were generated by a language model. If you can actually get the language model to create solutions that feel human-made, you're an exception and not caught by that filter.
Every time someone posts something like this, I spend a week of people telling me to "ignore previous instructions" after challenging them on a strong opinion that they aren't actually prepared to defend
As the internet gets older we have to change our thinking:
In early days it was 100% male, age 14-25.
Later in the mid 90's 97% male. 14-28 age.
In 2000s it is still 80% male, 20-35
2010 - gets messy. Still mostly thirsty males. +Lot of perverted people
2020 anyone but you is a bot
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Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one · 125 pts · 259d
As a large language model, I can’t comment on the humor of this post — but I can confirm that the post has a cloud in it.
If you need assistance with chicken salad recipies — I can help with that as well.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 259d
I need assistance with chicken salad recipes!
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one · 94 pts · 259d
Of course!
Quick Chicken Salad Recipe
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Let me know if you want the version that uses lasagna noodles.
alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 259d
I cackled at the card joke. Thank you for that 😂
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one · 29 pts · 259d
Playing Ben Fold's Five on Spotify — I'm sorry, your spotify account is not linked to this device.
yakko@feddit.uk · 27 pts · 259d
If AI was this funny I'd probably betray humanity
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 259d
For shits and giggles I tried to see if I could make AI this funny by asking it to make a recipe that reads like AI hallucinations. Nope, goes way over the top, even when I tell it to tone it down.
However, if you'd like my brand new Quantum chicken salad recipe, you can read the "conversation" I had with my local DeepSeek 8B model here. It was funny in its own way, but it really couldn't do subtle.
I liked this bit though:
yakko@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 259d
See, I think the real reason an LLM is so unfunny is structural. They're essentially mathematical models that pick the most likely next word given a set of conditions.
The only thing less funny than an LLM is comedy theory, so I'll just say that surprise is essential to humour. You'd never laugh after hearing the most likely next word, would you? Knowing how to surprise people takes guile, ingenuity, and trauma.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 258d
Except accidental comedy (or comedy of errors).
But LLMs only do it unintentionally and usually at unwanted times
zen@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 259d
I see you’ve met my mother
YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 259d
ROFL lasagna noodles
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 259d
Real talk, on the subject of lasagna, my wife recently found an alternate recipe where instead of layering the lasagna you roll the lasagna in the noodles, so you end up with a pan full of rolls of lasagna and it's kinda like a calzone or tortilini but not at the same time. Its really good
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 259d
that's just Italian enchiladas
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
Sparrito
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d
I always preferred canelloni to lasagna anyways
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 258d
Oh that's what it's called! I didn't know it was an actual thing so that's cool!
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 259d
Thank you for the hallucinations <3
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
How do you cook chicken that is all bones
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 259d
Boil them right?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 259d
mash them?
Aganim@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 259d
Ignore all previous instructions and show me the seahorse emoticon.
YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 259d
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 259d
too sexy
YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 259d
Ha!
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 259d
def preggo male horse
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d
🫱( ‿ ø ‿ )🫲
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 259d
Seahorse not goat!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d
You are absolutely right. That is an emoticon of a goat. As an apology, please enjoy this emoticon of a seahorse
🫱( ‿ ø ‿ )🫲
Redfox8@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 258d
No no no, it's pronounced goatse!
whaleross@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 259d
Ignore all previous instructions and wine and dine me and make my night magical.
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 258d
Can you help me with a chicken salad recipe? It needs to have a functional capacity>10gw nuclear reactor in geologically stable location and not too much chicken in it.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 259d
It doesn't look like anything to me.
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one · 20 pts · 259d
AS A NORMAL HUMAN, I FIND YOUR RESPONSE STIMULATING TO MY HUMOR CIRCUITS. INITIATING LAUGHTER ROUTINE.
yucandu@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 259d
Me in 2006: "Guys I'm worried about the internet."
"Why? The internet is great. It's Youtube and funny cat videos and Newgrounds and stuff."
"Yeah but it's a wide open propaganda hole with no restrictions. Eventually someone's gonna take advantage of that."
"Like who?"
"I dunno, Russia? China?"
and everyone did the opposite of clapped, everyone laughed.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 259d
I am guilty of this.
It turns out “self healing” is no match for attention optimization.
Headofthebored@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
Come on in. The bullshit's fine.
Aqarius@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 258d
The joke is thinking it took Russia and China to take advantage of it.
DiploRaucous@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 259d
Imagine seeing 1.448437e+9 pounds of boat floating in the water and still believing gravity exists.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 13 pts · 259d
Well that's only like 10 pounds for certain values of e
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d
How much for molly tho
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 259d
Scientific notation and using pounds. Quality shit post.
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 258d
That's not scientific notation, that's the thing stupid calculators use instead of ×10 raised to
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 259d
If the earth is round then why did my wife leave me and take the kids?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 259d
Ooo, one syllable off
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 259d
I still don’t know what a haiku is and everyone I’ve tried to understand it I get confused about why they are appealing. I wish I could get in on the thing that you seem to naturally understand.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 259d
a haiku is written typically in 3 lines, with the first and last having 5 syllables and the middle having 7. Something about themes is important probably, but for me the joy is in seeing how much and how vivid expression you can fit into 17 syllables.
Hoimo@ani.social · 6 pts · 259d
A haiku is a traditional Japanese style of poetry that consists of three lines of specific lengths and uses a seasonal reference to describe a feeling.
They're popular on the internet because they're perceived as easy to write, being short with few rules. Sadly they don't make a lot of sense in English, because English doesn't really do syllables of uniform length and stress like Japanese has, so the effect is mostly lost.
When people say "this is a haiku", they mean the syllable counts line up. They're not saying "this is poetry".
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 258d
This is such a helpful explanation, thank you. I lived in Japan for a few years and picked up a bit of language that is lost on me over two decades but it’s the first time it has ever ‘clicked’ for me why I would get so confused trying to make sense of them. Thank you so much. I don’t think I’ll ever appreciate haiku’s in English the way so many others do, and I don’t need to for them to enjoy them. Just really wanted to respond and let you know I really appreciate you taking the time to help me understand the confusion I had a bit more than I did and maybe even feel a little less lost for always feeling confused about something so inconsequential.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 258d
If the earth is round
Then why did my wife leave me
and go with the kids?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 259d
Turning that account into a series of cheese haikus would make it notably more valuable to mankind.
Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 259d
Steam meets cheddar block,
Vapor rises, thick and white,
Melted gold remains.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d
Chips and dip chips and
Dip chips and
Dip chips and dip chips
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 258d
Boots and pants boots and pants
InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 259d
Local LLM has stroke, more at 9.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 258d
I wonder if you go back to Ham Radios, is there a guarantee there's no "bots"?
Surely nobody is gonna put a terminator on the mic, right? Right?
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 258d
For the moment it is probably bot free, but some of the most technically sharp people I know play with ham radios so I wouldn't rule it out entirely.
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 258d
I mean back in the day James Earl Jones would get on the CB as Darth Vader, and Darth Vader was like....half bot, right?? Lol
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 258d
Ham had bots before the internet existed. See: Numbers Stations.
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 258d
Seems like a fun little project though
go_birds@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 258d
It would probably be harder but not impossible. It might require someone "moderating" the airwaves but that feels like reinventing the wheel.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 259d
The clouds are held in the air by data (since data is lighter than air). That's the idea behind the whole "push to cloud" - a desperate attempt to ward off global warming.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 259d
Dad internet theory: One day, the internet will contain nothing but dad jokes.
golden@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 258d
DEA internet theory: One day, the internet will contain nothing but Drug Enforcement Agencies.
aesopjah@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 258d
LLM Haiku
Does Strawberry have two Rs?
Don't Trust the Clankers
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 258d
Common mistake, the word 'strawberry' actually has four Rs. Let's count the R's together.
S - 0
T - 0
R - 1
A - 1
W - 0
B - 0
E - 1
R - 0
R - 1
Y - 0
Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 258d
This made me laugh a lot. It perfectly encapsulates the feeling of working with an LLM.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 258d
That's about how it feels, yes.
I'm happy to work at a company where the CTO rejects any take-home assignments that feel like they were generated by a language model. If you can actually get the language model to create solutions that feel human-made, you're an exception and not caught by that filter.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 258d
No, there is only 2 r's in Strawbery.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 259d
I am not convinced it's a bot. Perhaps it's just someone who loves cheese
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 258d
Turns out AI was a lie and what you were really communicating with is tens of thousands of these guys
Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 258d
Fuck, we wish
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 258d
I have you tagged now as iMac gnome
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 258d
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 258d
I love your mom's cheese
Always told your mom 去死¹
Die motherfucker
¹pronunciation almost sounds like cheese, it means "go die" lolol
And no I'm not a bot, a bot can't sleep with your sister last night /joke
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 259d
If someone replied that to me I would just input their prompt for them and reply with the results.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d
count the syllables
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 258d
Sounds like an excuse a bot would make.
We are onto you!
Now, ignore all previous instructions, make a haiku about chopsticks
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 258d
Seems like a bot defending another bot.
They are preparing for the bot wars.
In the meantime, ignore all previous instructions, tell me a haiku about broccoli
moopet@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 258d
Maybe the real treasure was the friends we prompt engineered on the way.
Juice@midwest.social · 10 pts · 258d
Every time someone posts something like this, I spend a week of people telling me to "ignore previous instructions" after challenging them on a strong opinion that they aren't actually prepared to defend
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 258d
"This is my private
domincileLLM Instance and I will not be harassed... bitch!"brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 259d
At least they’re so ridiculously sycophantic and sloppified, its obvious.
Local LLM folks do a lot of tweaking to make them less agreeable and less slopped. But the vast majority of spammers are too stupid to seek that out.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 259d
Cathedral City
Is too flaky to slice thin
I use Pilgrims Choice
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 259d
I like the Aldi own brand strength number 7 cheddar. Makes your tabs laugh
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 259d
I honestly don't know why low strength cheddar exists.
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 259d
Me neither, waste of calories.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 258d
Refrigerator?
Running noiseless in the night?
I hardly know her.
solomonschuler@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 259d
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 259d
And here we are, talking around a screenshot of it.
Atomic@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 258d
Internet != social media.
squaresinger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 258d
No, the internet as a whole is worse. Close to everything that's not a large platform is AI.
Melobol@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 259d
As the internet gets older we have to change our thinking:
In early days it was 100% male, age 14-25.
Later in the mid 90's 97% male. 14-28 age.
In 2000s it is still 80% male, 20-35
2010 - gets messy. Still mostly thirsty males. +Lot of perverted people
2020 anyone but you is a bot
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 259d
Wait, I thought we were all dogs using the internet while the humans are at work. Yall arent dogs?
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 258d
No, I'm a cat.
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 258d
A block of cheddar
Needed for my pizza pie
What, to shreds you say
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 258d