Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella penned an AI-heavy blog post to close out 2025, leading to widespread mockery and a brand new moniker for the big M.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella penned an AI-heavy blog post to close out 2025, leading to widespread mockery and a brand new moniker for the big M.
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Rhaedas@fedia.io · 182 pts · 229d
CEO proves that CEOs can be replaced by AI.
1984@lemmy.today · 121 pts · 229d
The company is now run by Copilot and its in charge of naming products.
The rdp client was renamed "Windows App", remember? So this is a step up.
vrek@programming.dev · 38 pts · 228d
Microsoft can never name products... Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox one, Xbox series x, Xbox series s... Hell I'm currently watching agdq and can't tell you the best one, imagine a grandmother trying to buy a gift for her grandchild. Atleast it's Playstation 1, Playstation 2, Playstation 3, Playstation 4, Playstation 5 obvious which one is newest. Or Windows 3.1, nt, 3.1 with workgroups, 95, 98, 2000, me, xp, 7, vista, 8, 10, 11...wtf?
pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 228d
At least 2000 is both the largest number, and the best OS, in that group. :)
vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 228d
I tend to like every other one... 3.1, 98, 2000, xp, 7, 10...maybe 12?well see of the pattern continues.
I find Microsoft releases a good os... Gets drunk and comes up with crazy ideas... Refines ideas into usable os.... Gets drunk and more crazy ideas... Repeat
JGrffn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 227d
I think the trend died with 10 as soon as tech companies stopped being afraid of fucking their customers over.
Edit: I saw this trend too, I start at XP due to my age but those are the OSs I liked.
vrek@programming.dev · 1 pts · 227d
People said the same time with windows 8...and ME
SweatyFireBalls@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 228d
Totally agree with you, but I would say that the original name made some sense. It used directx and the code name was directx box which became Xbox. Ideally edgy for the market at the time too, I think.
Despite being an avid gamer, I'm not even sure what the release order was after xbone. Being a grandparent or parent and doing it? Fuck that.
vrek@programming.dev · 3 pts · 228d
I didn't consider direct x to Xbox connection but it makes sense... After the initial release it's insane. You want to be next generations idea of gaming, make it understandable to a non-gamer cause they are likely buying it. Hell Nintendo entertainment system vs super Nintendo entertainment system... Which is better? Which will make your granddaughter or grandson happy?
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 228d
Don't forget the xbox one s and xbox one x, which were after the xbox one (the third xbox, not the first xbox), but before the xbox series s and xbox series x.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 228d
Microsoft Bob.
iturnedintoanewt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 228d
Yeah but the equivalent in the xbox series would be naming some of the games xbox too.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 228d
It's probably a new manager for each iteration and they need to leave their mark by choosing a different name.
Strider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 228d
With windows there aren't so many (consumer) versions on the market at one given time.
However, the Xbox stuff is so messy that me as a gamer has no idea nor interest which is the latest or more powerful (see PS 'pro').
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 228d
It's so fucking bad.
I'm currently having an issue on my work machine where my Windows App doesn't close properly, and will hang the next time I try to connect to a virtual desktop unless I kill it in the task manager.
Imagine the crazy vague answers you get when you search for "Windows App won't close".
Cricket@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 228d
Wait, let me say that this is not accurate without defending Microsoft (fuck them). The rdp client hasn't been renamed, to my knowledge. What was renamed to Windows app was the other product very confusingly named "remote desktop client", which was a Microsoft Store app meant to access things like Azure Virtual Desktop, their cloud Windows service, etc. Yes, incredibly confusing product naming from Microsoft, as usual.
1984@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 227d
Haha that is actually even more funny. :)
Cricket@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 227d
True! :)
echodot@feddit.uk · 66 pts · 228d
I don't understand why shareholders keep this guy's CEO he's absolutely terrible at his job. They need to go back to having an actual engineer as CEO, someone who understands what the hell is going on and doesn't keep getting distracted by the next shiny bauble.
Alaknar@sopuli.xyz · 72 pts · 228d
What are you talking about? Under this guy's tenure the MSFT share price skyrocketed. What else would shareholders care about? He's doing an excellent job, as far as they're concerned.
Sineljora@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 227d
IMO, Satya isn’t the same anymore. His disabled child died, and he gave a speech about pushing forward to investors at the time but no longer cares about accessibility. Now, he’s got ai-induced psychosis so he doesn’t care about azure, office, Xbox, linkedin, GitHub, etc. Unless it has Copilot in it, because he’s invested in openAI.
Alaknar@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 227d
Mate, have you seen the valuation of companies handling AI or hardware that AI requires?
Shareholders are creaming their pants any time someone says "agentic" or "AI".
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 227d
Oh dear. That sounds like a super-villain origin story. "I just wanted to develop an AI capable of bringing back my dead child to life!" Another broken soul with too much power...
froh42@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 228d
Are you wishing back for Ballmer? IMO things were even worse, then. When they built a new version of Windows that was so bad they threw it away after a few years and botched together Vista as a quick save.
Or for Gates? Who just missed and overlooked this newfangled internet thing in the 90s until they slammed the brakes and used loads of money to turn things around?
Or the Microsoft that successfully hollowed out monopoly regulations paving the way for the tech bro style off business we now have?
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 228d
But engineer don't make dividends go up. Engineer know to reinvest, and stock holder sad not get more money.
oppy1984@lemdro.id · 11 pts · 228d
He's generating profit, that's all that matters to the shareholders.
echodot@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 228d
Is he?
No one is buying the Xbox, quite possibly because no one can tell if it's a new generation or not. I don't think any AI company has yet posted a profit. Market share for Linux has increased in the last 2 years and most of that is from people moving away from Windows.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 228d
Are you being serious?
Have a look at the MSFT share price in 2014 when he took over ~$45/share and now ~$470/share - of course investors love him, he's 10x their investments since he was appointed.
bearboiblake@pawb.social · 2 pts · 227d
Share price and profit are two very different beasts and only really have a loose connection to one another. Plenty of companies lose money left and right but still have high share prices.
The share price is just what the stock market feels a company is worth. It's almost 100% vibe-based.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 227d
I'm not sure what your point is, the investors care about the stock price because that's their money in/money out. Lower profit could be fine if they're, say, investing 150Bn/yr into a new venture that stands to be profitable in the future (may even drive the stock price up). It's vibes based to a degree, quite a bit of analysis goes into a company's performance as well.
FWIW their gross profit is also up more than 3x in the same time frame.
bearboiblake@pawb.social · 2 pts · 227d
My only point is that share price and profit are not necessarily correlated, people mix them up all the time, so I try to correct that when I see it. I'm not disagreeing with your overall point - I would agree that most investors only care about the share price.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 227d
Yeah, I should've been more clear in my original post - I was trying to convey why investors would like him and just ignored the profit bit.
oppy1984@lemdro.id · 11 pts · 228d
Their business is B2B now. Nadella is focused on that, gaming is a nice side business to him, and the home user wasn't profitable enough to care about keeping.
Right now my fortune 500 employer is all in on Microsoft, they pay for around 200,000 Microsoft business licenses and about 2/3's of those PCs also have a 365 business license, plus they have Microsoft servers with their own individual licenses in every state and almost every country. And that's just one company, think about how many companies are all in on Microsoft and you can see why B2B is what he cares about.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 228d
That and mass surveillance such as with Palestine and Microslop's Azure used by Israel to obscure individual culpability in deciding who to murder next.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 228d
Their business is by a vast majority in the cloud now.
ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 228d
Midjourney is profitable.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 228d
Didn’t he start Azure? Like the reason MS have so much money still.
At making shareholder value he seems pretty good at that and that’s all that matters.
FireWire400@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 227d
Nah, that was Dave Cutler.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 227d
Not correct either. Maybe my wording was poor, several people were there at the start of Azure.
Nadella is the reason it’s the second largest cloud provider next to AWS.
FireWire400@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 227d
But he didn't "start" it, at least not according to Wikipedia
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 227d
No. But as I said my wording was poor. I should have said Nadella made Azure the player it is today and thus how rich Microsoft are.
That’s not nothing And it shows he makes money for shareholders. Why wouldn’t you want this guy as CEO if that’s your aim.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 228d
Yeah, he seems really, really bad at this.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 228d
"Micro$haft" and "Micro$hit", two former snarl names aimed at Microsoft, got a real challenger.
(The dollar signs are intentional.)
slag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 63 pts · 228d
Why not both moment:
Micro$lop
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 228d
fuckin' brilliant.
ZombieMantis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 227d
Bravo 👏
Agrivar@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 228d
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 51 pts · 228d
Imagine being in charge of one of the wealthiest corporations to have ever existed, and yet unwilling to write out a statement without a fucking llm
xthexder@l.sw0.com · 15 pts · 228d
It must be hard to admit he spent billions on a slop machine. Sunk cost fallacy is probably one of many things they're fighting.
peetabix@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 227d
It will become the norm. Our CEO uses ChatGPT a lot. He used it to write a Christmas email to the whole company. All of his correspondence it devoid of any personality.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org · 10 pts · 227d
Your company can save a lot of money by replacing him with an used laptop that only opens chatGPT on startup.
Jason2357@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 227d
https://replaceyourboss.ai/ Be the change!
Rookeh@startrek.website · 3 pts · 227d
You are assuming that they have a personality to begin with.
SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de · 48 pts · 228d
If Microsoft is now Microslop, then the CEO should be called sloperator
0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 228d
Copilot is Slopilot
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 228d
the vice is the sloppy second
falseWhite@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 228d
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 1 pts · 228d
Chief Executive SloppySir
falseWhite@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 228d
Suavevillain@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 228d
I love this for them. They refuse to change course so it is on them.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 19 pts · 228d
They worked hard for it, and earned it.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 228d
it would be pretty interesting if Microsoft made the next version of Windows a Linux distro with a Windows emulation layer
FLP22012005@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 228d
With Edge running on top to render all user interface elements.
Gluek@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 227d
Edge running Chromium inside, loading windows web app from Microsoft website every startup
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 227d
I just threw up a bit at the thought.
serenissi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 228d
I think it'd be a full screen ai client app running on linux, probably on cage. why bother with the nt and win32 and whatever middlewares. linux is externally maintained. saved dev money can be used for power/ram bills instead.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 228d
Well, if they let AI write all the software I bet it will be. I’m sure it’s been trained on the Linux source code.
haribar@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 228d
Or throw their support behind certain distros with said emulation layers, maybe even a desktop environment like Plasma with a "Microsoft theme".
Honestly I think it is a great idea either way.
Regardless of their commercial goals, if they put their weight into supporting the Linux ecosystem we'd undoubtedly benefit as a whole. For instance from common upstream bug fixes and increased user adoption of Linux by their remaining loyalist customers.
Wrrzag@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 228d
Yes, until they do like Google with android
Alaknar@sopuli.xyz · -5 pts · 228d
That would never happen. The entire reason why Windows is not as power efficient as MacOS or some Linux distros is the backwards compatibility that it brings. People laugh at the fact that you can still find icons and .dlls from Windows 95 (or, probably, even 3), but that's exactly one of the reasons why this OS is so massively popular, especially for enterprise users.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 228d
I'm sorry but this is just not true. The legacy support within Linux is insane and it's one of the hallmarks of the operating system.
mholiv@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 228d
What are you talking about? Linux has virtually no backwards compatibility at all. Maybe one or two years max. The kernel is fine. The weak point is glibc.
You literally need to recompile applications constantly to stay compatible with glibc. Otherwise they just don’t work.
The good news is that distros are constantly providing freshly compiled versions of open source applications.
The bad news is that actual binary backwards compatibility is non existent. Try running a binary compiled in 2005 on modern Linux. You’ll just get a ton of glibc errors.
Windows lets you run applications compiled in 1995 on modern desktops.
Linux is great and it’s what I use. But we can’t claim backwards compatibility as a strength. Maybe a binary compiled today with musl might run in 2036 but musl targeting is quite rare.
Alaknar@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 228d
Linux has excellent legacy support for Linux.
Now run a 1998 obscure Windows vendor custom app. The vendor went out of business 30 years ago.
Not to mention that it would kill the entirety of existing IT automation, the entirety of centralised system management, and lots more.
dtaylor84@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 228d
Actually, Linux has better support for legacy Windows apps (through wine) than for legacy Linux apps.
froh42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 228d
Your best bet to run it probably is on Linux with Wine. Or if it is MS themselves , they already have their own Win32 to Linux translation layers, for example DB2 for Linux runs that way.
Alaknar@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 228d
Or you can just not introduce extra instability layers and use native Windows. I can't even fathom the cost of implementation and maintenance of something like that in a company like HCL (200 000 employees, last I checked).
froh42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 228d
Haha, are you aware of how many layers of Windows are just backward compatibility hacks? Architecturally Windows has changed a lot since Win98.
The fact that your 30year old business software is still running is just the fact that Windows has built in patches for some common programming patterns used at the time and someone having insight enough can enable/disable them (mostly).
Btw, the same for games. Windows detects specific games and re-enables former direct x bugs.
There are numerous layers of abstraction between your Win32 application and the Kernel, there's no reason they won't work on another kernel.
Oh. And of course it's badly debuggable and frequently goes wrong.
I stopped maintaining Windows systems and focused on developing software - it's so effing annoying that things always break out of the blue with a new windows patch versions because MS has bad quality control on their overcomplicated house of cards that is named Windows.
Alaknar@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 228d
... which is exactly my point. What's yours?
Not so frequently to cause major disruptions.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 29 pts · 227d
I'm sure the shareholders will be suuuuper happy to learn that Micropilot Copilot 365 Copilot Azure Copilot Copilot Teams Copilot is now on 111% of every WinCopilot install, which will totally mean great profits.
73rdnemesio@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 227d
But just in case, let’s lay off 5-10% of our workforce again this quarter just to further drive home how profitable we are!
Sunflier@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 227d
Found Copilot randomly installed on my computer after the latest update. Couldn't uninstall it fast enough
ChogChog@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 227d
inb4 they name System32 to Copilot so you can’t delete it.
Atropos@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 227d
Watch me!
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 227d
same here. I uninstalled so much bloatware that automatically installed in the past six months without my permission
they're driving us away
acosmichippo@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 229d
I vote to forecfully rebrand them as Macrosoft.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 229d
Macroslop would be better
Rekall_Incorporated@piefed.social · 7 pts · 229d
Macroslurp
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 229d
Apropos of nothing, there's a studio that makes porn games called neversoft, and I think it's a brilliant name.
desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 229d
and tony hawk games
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 229d
Far as I can tell, these are different companies
desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 229d
. >< well the good neversoft then - the spike through an eyeball
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 229d
I'm only familiar with the one that made Spider-Man for PS1.
beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 228d
Microslurp! We make software slurplier!
Agh, could you make it a little shittier?
Sure!
Microshit! We make shit softer! We put our shit on your computer, your phone, your favorite netflix server. Everywhere! We make our shit softer and put it everywhere!
That's it!!!!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 228d
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · -3 pts · 228d
Do you know why it's called MicroSoft? The founders and CEOs decided to name the company after their penises.
bearboiblake@pawb.social · 1 pts · 227d
🙄