Trump allegedly shits pants

Rebekah Jones, a geographer, data scientist, and climate activist, has made a massive, humorous claim about President Donald Trump, and her tweet is going viral on social media.

Posting a possible explanation behind an Oval Office event ending abruptly, she said, in what appeared to be sarcasm, that Trump ‘pooped his pants’.

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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 197 pts · 191d (21 replies)

There's video of it. You can hear a wet fart noise, see the woman in green immediately look disgusted and then Trump calls an end to the meeting and won't stand up.

He 100% shit himself.

Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Yeah, I saw the video. Happens around 30;seconds in. And you can tell it was him from green lady and rfk's reactions. I was a bit surprised not to see more commentary about it - maybe libs taking the high road

Here's your great and glorious golden god, magas. If video could transmit smell, it would've been a lot harder for you all to have fucked us all

UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 14 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Media has been normalizing Trump since his first term

njm1314@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 191d

And still are. Even NPR is doing it. He cut their funding and they're still sane washing this mother fucker. It's unfathomable.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 191d

When there is no shit in my pants that’s me, when there is shit in my pants that’s BIDEN! 🫲🍊🫱

Etterra@discuss.online · 34 pts · 191d (1 reply)

I mean yeah, he already wears a diaper and it's commonly started by people which been in the room with him that he smells like shit.

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 191d

Do we have confirmation? Would love to point a link to friends.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 191d

The way she brings her hand up to her noise. That's 100% what someone does when they smell something offensive.

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 191d (6 replies)

Video plss I want to see it

Edit: https://lemmy.world/comment/21885104

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 191d (3 replies)

down now?

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Here's the content if you can't see it:

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg

~0:34

/edit: some mirrors

https://files.catbox.moe/hoyxgg.mp4

https://imgur.com/a/sinAsdf

TWeaK@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 190d (1 reply)

Why can't people timestamp their links anymore smh https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?t=33s

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 190d

Too lazy?

tetris11@feddit.uk · 0 pts · 190d (1 reply)

couldn't really hear anything. The lady in green rubbed her nose, but no more so than I do

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 190d

Maybe turn your volume up. You can hear a farting type noise. And Trump ending it right there is a tad unusual

HK65@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Where is the video

king_comrade@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 191d (1 reply)
HK65@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 191d

My hero

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 191d
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FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 191d

It's been funny watching people break the video down this weekend, like they're tearing through the Zapruder film.

SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d

The MAGA women who drain his peter must have to bring a barf bag.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d
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Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 145 pts · 191d (18 replies)
shittydwarf@piefed.social · 108 pts · 191d (17 replies)

Lol he really did shit at 0:34

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 68 pts · 191d (4 replies)

Is this real? You can hear it? Lmao

Sunforged@lemmy.ml · 95 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Would have thought it was a meme edit if it hadn't been on a reputable channel.

I will never get over this is real life. Pedo fascists in political power and they are literally shitting themselves on live broadcasts. All the while his supporters would literally eat it up.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d (1 reply)

What are they eating exactly?

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d

Dookie

shittydwarf@piefed.social · 56 pts · 191d

Yeah and then the girl behind him started gagging on it

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 44 pts · 191d (11 replies)

A little overhyped, could have just been a particularly smelly fart. He could have shit himself, but hard to tell from the video.

I think I've seen better evidence of Trump shitting himself.

Although the end where he ended the meeting promptly does kinda put me back over on the he shit himself side.

GroundedGator@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 191d

The way the staff reacted, this was rehearsed or at least a very well planned for event.

I guarantee every staff member near the oval has a memo that discussed protocol for a code brown event.

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 191d (6 replies)

yeah. you maybe hear something that could be a fart from anyone in the room. i hate orange cheeto as much as the other guy, but this seems to be slightly exaggerated

TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 51 pts · 191d (5 replies)

How often do they suddenly, immediately end a press conference and they usher everyone out of the room quickly without answering any questions?

Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 191d

Agreed. Trump's a narcissist. He loves attention. There's no way he would make everyone leave without a good reason.

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 191d (3 replies)

based on the number of white house press conferences i have attended, which is zero, there is no way for me to answer that question.

Woht24@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 191d
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TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 2 pts · 191d (1 reply)

I don’t know either, it just seemed like none of the press were expecting it to end like that. They were ushered out with cameras rolling.

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 191d

it definitely looks suspicious, i don't dispute that, it is just that after what i have read, i have expected more from the video. stupid look on trump's face isn't really something we haven't seen before and that sound doesn't really prove much imho. 😂

Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Edit: It was fake

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d (1 reply)

That was doctored sadly

Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 191d

Damn. You're right. I removed it.

apftwb@lemmy.world · 132 pts · 191d (1 reply)

The pants Biden left me were the worse pants of all time. Today I found Biden's shit in them. Can you believe that? Biden had shit in my pants.

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 191d

God damn Donnie! I can't believe Biden shit in your pants!

The far left can't keep getting away with this!

BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz · 126 pts · 191d (12 replies)

Only COOL People shit their PANTS!

-Republicans who are About to Shit their Pants in Public in Solidarity!

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 191d (9 replies)

This time instead of an ear diaper, they'll just wear adult diapers on the outside of their clothes. Heartfelt tribute I tell ya...

Meron35@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 191d (8 replies)

Already happened half a decade ago, with "real men wear diapers"

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 43 pts · 191d (6 replies)

"I COVID my ass to stop the spread."?

These people really are barely functional.

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 191d

If they were functional, we wouldn't have a failed movie extra in the highest seat of power in the US dismantling said US.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 191d (3 replies)

Personally I blame lead poisoning and decades of propaganda, mind you this only really affects Gen X and the Boomers but the younger dipshits can just be explained by the memetic equivalent of the founder effect.

I mostly subscribe to this because I've met plenty of dumb silent generation who are not nearly this fucken asanine, sure they tended to be stubborn and weirdly racist but honestly hating the Russians and Germans is pretty acceptable to this shit.

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 191d (2 replies)

There's studies showing that older generations that had higher lead exposure from leaded gasoline leak out lead from their bones as they get older. Which means more mental health issues, general insanity as well. They are going insane from all that lead and we're seeing it real time.

The younger generations being more "conservative" is really a sign of ignorance and lack of critical knowledge as well as thinking on their parts. Now that they are SEEING what these policies bring and the party they're showing a change in demographics. They're angry and the GQP are good at weaponizing that anger.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 190d (1 reply)

It does make me wonder if the younger ones may turn on them similar to how the lost generation turned on Hoover. But I guess we'll have to wait and see but from personal experience there's a solid chance.

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 190d

I think if we get some progressive and further left people who LISTEN and want to help the proletariat out they'd realize how things could be better. We'll see.

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 191d

We cannot live in the same world, they don't see reality as we do and it cannot be reconciled.

mattyroses@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 191d

I thought this was going to be about Charlie Kirk . . . Who got his start with adult diapers.

bcgm3@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 191d

"If shitting your pants is COOL, consider me Miles Davis!"

Donald J. Trump, in a mugshot from the Fulton County Jail in Atlanta, Georgia, dated August 24, 2023, after being indicted on racketeering and related charges, admitting to shitting his pants.

crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 191d

If shitting your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

MrShankles@reddthat.com · 121 pts · 191d (11 replies)

This says it all

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 191d (3 replies)

RFK jr: “Here we go again”

Pam Bondi: “That’s some gourmet shit”

GandalftheBlack@feddit.org · 3 pts · 190d

To be fair, gourmet anything is impressive for anyone as gormless as Trump

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 190d

More like a dumpster behind McDonalds in a humid July.

Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d

did you ever read the ben rich book

Hegar@fedia.io · 26 pts · 191d (4 replies)

That guy in the middle has an unexplainably awful face.

Did he have too much plastic surgery then fall asleep in front of a fireplace? Was his face carved out of play-doh by a distracted child? Is he preparing to molt? Did he look into the ark of the covenant and survive?

I watched the video a few times but kept getting distracted from an actual president shitting himself on the job by how terrible that guy's face is.

rumba@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 191d

It's the lovechild of bill nye and the goblin banker form harry potter

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 191d (1 reply)

I mean it looks like he had a donor face replace his original one and it doesn't quite fit. Its possible he's just a cthulu-esque face stealing monster though, in which case this is just his latest victim's face.

Hegar@fedia.io · 4 pts · 191d

Yeah i would be more surprised if there wasn't a cthulu-esque face stealing monster in the regime.

Steve@startrek.website · 4 pts · 190d

Skin suit

RabbitBBQ@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 190d (1 reply)

Bondi looks like she is enjoying it. Maybe she's just used to it by now

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 190d

"Pam, you've got some shit on your nose."

MadBits@europe.pub · 95 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Back in the day, hearing conspiracies about groups of elites raping children was something I considered to be a little bit exaggerated, like yea, I'm sure it happens but I refused to believe its that bad. Now we are in 2026, they dismembered babies on that island, raped children together with the president of USA... and then the president shits himself on live TV. It's not even the first time when it happens to him. We really came a long way since covid and it keeps on going.

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Dismembered? I believe it...but goddamn.. I gotta ask, where did you hear about that? I get so overwhelmed with it all I have to take breaks and not constantly keep up with it all.

MadBits@europe.pub · 27 pts · 191d

Allegedly it is a note from the files they released from one of the visitors on the island.

Stern@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 191d (4 replies)

Remember when the most embarassing stuff politicians did was spell potato wrong or yell enthusiastically? Those were the days.

khannie@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 191d (3 replies)

That tan suit though.

forkDestroyer@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Does anyone have a video mash up of them talking about the tan suit?

Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 191d (1 reply)
khannie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 191d

Fuckin' magnificent. 👌

JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 62 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Shitler

Zier@fedia.io · 9 pts · 191d

Orange Shitler.

dcatt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 60 pts · 191d

Ah yes, the shart of the deal

king_comrade@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 191d (3 replies)

I never thought I'd see the US president shit themselves... What a time to be alive

1984@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 191d

And thats not even in the top 20 of his accomplishments. If humanity is ok in a few decades, it will super interesting to see what the history books teach about Trump. :)

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 191d

Commemorative plates when?

cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 191d

He’s already shit on the rest of the world

TimeNaan@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 191d

ickplant@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 191d (5 replies)
gramie@lemmy.ca · -17 pts · 191d (4 replies)

Oh, I'm definitely going to rely on an article in the Hindustan Times.

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 191d (3 replies)

I was skeptical too until...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindustan_Times

It's been around since 1924

gramie@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 189d

I may be a bit too sensitive about this, because my Google news feed is filled with ads from companies in India that dress themselves up like CTV or CBC News stories. It's infuriating when I realize that I have been taken in once again. I have reported a few of them, but obviously Google doesn't care.

mlg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d (1 reply)

Dawn has been around since 1941 and they also aren't worth crap when they need to report on anything involving the government of their own country.

That being said, anything international not relating to India is probably safe.

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d

I'm Canadian. That's like saying anything CBC or CTV who are internationally acclaimed publications aren't safe. I can't speak to Indian media but I can as a Canadian speak to our local media also publishes international news.

candyman337@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 190d (3 replies)

There are several instances where it looks like he has shat his pants, one The Apprentice contestant claimed he's been incontinent since the 90s

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 190d

Bubba really did a number on him

Someone8765210932@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 190d (1 reply)

Here is a video: "Clips from The Hole interview with Noel Casler, who worked with Trump on beauty pageants and Celebrity Apprentice."

I don't know if this is true, but Trump is extremely sue-happy and I can't imagine a world where he wouldn't have sued people for this, if it wasn't true.

phx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d

Yeah discovery wouldn't be kind in that instance

Hayduke@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 191d

Very last second a woman can be heard saying “What did he do?”, if I am not mistaken.

DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Catherine O Hara died in her 70s last week

Why God. Why just fucking WHY

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 191d

those demons consuming the souls of innocents were on to something

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 190d

you sound like a disgruntled pelican.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 191d (3 replies)

CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 191d (2 replies)
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 191d

Confident this is AI generated.

It's why i don't share it. It was originally posted as a response to mine, but i try to never use AI generated images.

talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 191d

Looks real to me.

Redacted@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 191d (5 replies)

Dude blew out his diaper on live tv lmao

JillSteinsPuckeredAnus@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 190d (4 replies)

About 33 seconds into the clip there is a squelching fart noise. It aligns with the lady in green's quickly-stifled horrified reaction. The fart noise had a wet component to the sound, as if liquid was oozing out in addition to gas. It's quite probable that he ended the meeting because he gave himself a mud ring and had to go wipe it and change his diaper.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 190d (3 replies)

You think he changes his own diaper?

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 190d

That's why Stephen Miller is there.

SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social · 11 pts · 190d (1 reply)

What an unspeakable horror I hadn't considered.

alternategait@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 190d
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SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 190d

It was the very best poo! The finest feces! A bigly, perfect, presidential shit! In fact, many men, many big tough men, have said to Dear Leader, they say while literally crying, they say "Sir, Sir! Please drop your drawers, so we might smell that gorgeous, manly doody!" Joe Shmo can't afford this crap, believe me.

rustbuckett@lemmings.world · 27 pts · 190d (1 reply)

"That's gonna itch when it dries."

ickplant@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 190d

🤢 🤮

zd9@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Holy fucking shit

What a time we live in

JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 189d (1 reply)

Fucking shit - for sure

Holy - you are stretching it

zd9@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 189d

k let me try again:

Evil raping shit

What a time we live in

JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 191d

The shart heard round the world

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 191d

Again! Haha.
Didn't he also shit himself at one of his court cases?

"I'm hearing great things." BRRRRRrrrppppp

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 191d (4 replies)

Ethically best distraction from the list thus far.

Someone8765210932@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 190d (2 replies)

You know, more MAGAts would drop Trump if videos of him soiling himself got released (together with statements of some GOP higher-ups about how disgusting he is and how often it happens), than videos of him raping children.

matdave@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 190d (1 reply)

Nah, they'd Billy Madison it and all start pooping

IzzyJ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d

Atp I kinda want to try just because their reaction will be hilarious either way. Just troll em fuck it

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 1 pts · 190d

Don’t give it any ideas.

ironcrotch@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 191d

Holy shit you can see RFK peek over to look into Cheetos chair. Haha

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 190d

JOE BIDEN SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN!

Thanks, Obama, for your attention in this matter!

— DJT, President (of the United States (of America))

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 190d (1 reply)

Ms. Green pretty much confirmed it

moseschrute@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 190d

It was actually Mr orange in the oval room with the diaper

herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 190d

You know its true from the way they clear the room.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 190d (1 reply)

Not the first President to do this.

"Ask not what your country can poo for you, but what you can poo for your country".

"We chose to go to the toilet. We choose to go to the toilet in this decade and do the other things not because shits are easy, but because they are hard."

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 189d

not because shits are easy, but because they are hard

Eat more fiber and drink more water.

neuromorph@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 190d

its at about 33seconds into the video, hits the green woman after 10 seconds. as they let out the reporters hot mike, picks up trump saying... Ahhh )1;54s).

mlg@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 190d

People said the same thing about Erdogan, but he admitted to having stomach flu before his interview lol.

EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 191d

I hope that chair goes into the Smithsonian.

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Is that JPOW in there? That face is classic, screams oh yeah, I'M the problem Don

Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d

No that is Dr Oz

xorollo@leminal.space · 4 pts · 189d

Is she still on Twitter? Like, she had the FBI raid her house and all because of her whistle bowing about covid. Right? She had to move states out of Florida.

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d

It is nice to see him humiliate himself, every cloud wears a diaper lining or whatever

dancroissant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d (1 reply)

We laugh, but it's a power move on his part, that's how he sees it at least. Could also be from the stimulants. Or long term damage from that tent stake. Or all of the above. What a wild timeline.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 190d

Don't forget that I am not sure if his stomach has seen fiber since he was an adult.

HexesofVexes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d

The top secret way to defeat trump - one single cast of mend buttcrack.

rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 189d
urno@lemmy.world · -22 pts · 191d (27 replies)

I don’t see anything conclusive in this. Yes, there’s a noise which could be a shart but the facial expressions from green lady don’t match. If it was that bad the expression would’ve been more of surprise than horror.

Don’t get me wrong, I hope Trump dies very soon, but this simply means he’s an old man, if the pooping part is true, and that’s because he is an old man.

Let’s vilify him for his actual corrupt actions not those of his aging corpus.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 61 pts · 191d

If Trump plus the media hadn't spent years on "Sleepy Joe" and spent months questioning is mental capacity, then maybe.

Soulg@ani.social · 48 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Nah fuck everything about that. Biden being old was the #1 thing they cried about for years as it Trump wasn't just as old. They can get fucked into the grave

Nikelui@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 191d

I'm always shocked by the absurdity of it all. For any other job on Earth, these people would be 10 years overdue retirement.

UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 45 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Someone who was there said it, the cleared the entire room, and you can literally hear it happen, he's done it multiple times as reported by multiple witnesses, we've seen him wearing a diaper.

What EXACTLY do you need to see here?

fizzle@quokk.au · 6 pts · 191d

Someone who was there said it

They did ?

Zier@fedia.io · 37 pts · 191d (2 replies)

It is well known that trump has been wearing a diaper daily since the 80's. Because he has a bad drug habit that makes him shit himself. He literally reeks. Just because he is old, don't assume it's age related. And just to be clear. Making fun of anything and everything Donald J Trump does, says, did, is, was, or even will be is fair game. He is purposefully destroying America and bullying so many other nations. Orange hitler needs to be made fun of every nano-second of every day until he dies. Nothing is off limits.

limelight79@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Making fun of anything and everything Donald J Trump does, says, did, is, was, or even will be is fair game.

That, and he makes fun of everyone else for anything he can. If he can dish it out, then he should be able to take it.

Zier@fedia.io · 3 pts · 190d

Exactly!

Smuckles@piefed.ca · 34 pts · 191d

altr

Hegar@fedia.io · 30 pts · 191d (2 replies)

If he's shitting his pants on the job, it gives weight to calls to invoke the 25th and remove him which could fuel a "who already knew" scandal. I say vilify him for anything that might stick.

Shout it from the rooftops and let a thousand tweets bloom: trump shat his pants.

danekrae@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 191d

I say vilify him for anything that might stick.

Let his pants hit the fan, and you'll see what sticks.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 18 pts · 191d

If nothing else: He won't like being made fun of. Which is enough of an excuse to ridicule the fascist pant-shitter.

zd9@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Green jacket definitely reacted consistently with smelling a disgusting smell and trying to play it off like everything is fine. It could've just been a really wet fart, but something was definitely bothering her.

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 191d

To be fair if I was in the same room as him I'd be bothered. Really fucking bothered!!

20cello@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Nah,he deserves this ,I hope he gets any kind of cancer asap

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 191d

Nah cancer is usually too slow

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 191d

your statement is not mutually exclusive with the one you are reacting to.

bagsy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Its not old age, someone litterally tore him a new asshole. Please don't google this, it cant be un-read.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 190d

Putin or Bubba

fizzle@quokk.au · -17 pts · 191d (7 replies)

Yeah I don't get it either.

There's much worse things to complain about with an 80 year old fascist POTUS, than his bowel control.

jabeez@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 191d

Oh, we can only choose limited things to complain/make fun of?

limelight79@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 191d (5 replies)

The guy ran for the job going on and on about how old Biden was. After that, we're not going to ignore the fact that Trump is also old.

fizzle@quokk.au · 0 pts · 190d (4 replies)

I wasn't asking you to ignore the fact that Trump is old, merely to stick to the age-related impediments that are actually relevant to his job.

That said, since making my comment I've become aware that there are reports that one of his rape victims tore him a new asshole, in a very literal sense. I'll leave you to google that, suffice to say this satisfies the "public interest" requirement as regards his incontinence, so have at it I guess.

limelight79@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 190d (3 replies)

When Trump starts sticking to criticisms of others that are job related, then I will, too.

fizzle@quokk.au · -1 pts · 190d (2 replies)

You're better than Trump though right?

limelight79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d (1 reply)

Oh yeah that worked so well during and after his first term. Don't try to be better than Trump about him; he will use that to go even lower. The time for polite words is LONG GONE.

Look, I used to work for the US federal government, and my wife and many friends still do. He fucking came after us and treated us like absolute fucking shit. Fucking Musk with his fucking chainsaw bullshit. They worked hard to make everyone's lives a living hell, and all we were trying to do is serve the fucking country, doing one the very few functions that the Constitution actually specifies (Trump and his team wouldn't know that, of course). I worked there for 25 years, under both parties, and never saw anything like the shit he did; even the Republican posturing about lazy government employees never actually came through in our work; behind the scenes they treated us like human beings. Unlike Trump.

Our work was apolitical and widely regarded as some of the best quality in the world. I worked with a LOT of extremely smart people; there was very little dead wood. And, even the people I didn't get along with, I never once questioned their commitment to simply doing the best job they could - we might disagree on the best way to do something, but we knew everyone just wanted the best for their program. Occasionally people would get into arguments in meetings, which wasn't great - but, in some ways, it was refreshing, because they wouldn't get upset if they didn't care.

The whole plan by this administration - headed by Trump - was to put fear into government employees so they'd fucking quit. It's fucking bullshit. Oh and the stupid fucks haven't actually cut programs, just staff, so that will all come out in the wash in a few years, which they'll use to argue that government is useless.

His asshole lieutenant, Lutnick, came in and further insulted everyone to their faces (one example: "I've never seen telework be effective" - to a crowd that had been doing it quite successfully, full time, for almost 5 years), and would only answer pre-approved questions. I had hoped he might be the one sane voice in the administration, but he's fully on board the Trump train.

Trump has also destroyed an institution I loved, the Kennedy Center. If it survives his "leadership", I will donate to helping it come back to its former glory after he's gone. My wife and a good friend of ours used to have season tickets, and I frequently went there as well for shows. (Most recently, we saw Schmigadoon, just a few weeks before Trump was inaugurated the second time. John Oliver, Million Dollar Quartet, Book of Mormon, Shear Madness, Ain't 2 Proud (twice), Spamalot, An American in Paris, Phantom of the Opera...those are just a few shows I saw there over the years, off the top of my head. There are plenty more.)

A couple we're very good friends with was trying to have a baby and had various problems along the way. Fortunately we live in a state with constitutional rights around abortion, but the policies Trump and his allies have pushed would have killed our friend in some other states, and there have been examples of women running into these problems in other states. It's inhuman.

In light of all of the other shit he has done, this is all small potatoes, but it's also very personal. He has know idea who I am, but he treated me, my wife, and our friends like shit, just because of the jobs we had. So, he has lost any right for politeness from me.

I hope someday I can piss on his grave in exchange for a donation to causes that he attacked. I'm done being the "bigger man"; I'm ready see him in hell.

For the record, I'm the guy that argued that the Boston bomber should have received a proper burial. Remember that a lot of people did not want him buried in a nearby graveyard, but I'm the one that argued that society should rise above the crime he committed (eventually a graveyard secretly took him in). So, yeah, I get where you're coming from, but Trump has gone too far to warrant a kind response.

fizzle@quokk.au · 1 pts · 190d

I hear you.

I don't begrudge or judge anyone taking this line. Its particularly understandable given the personal impact. Hell, im not even American.

I do think there's some nuance here though. Every action we take against the rise of fascism should be carefully considered. Blind retaliation helps them flood the zone after all.

Anyhow, im glad that skilled operators like you are around, ready to support the rebuilding process when the time comes.

multifariace@lemmy.world · -38 pts · 190d (22 replies)

This is not a reason to make fun of him.

herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml · 40 pts · 190d (5 replies)

Geriatrics who can't hold their shit should not govern.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 190d

I mean, even if they can hold their shit, they shouldn't govern

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · -5 pts · 190d (3 replies)

Honestly more young people than you would think have health conditions that make them incontinent, some even have colostomy bags and yet are bright young successful entrepreneurs. I know a couple personally. This does not necessarily indicate a person's capability. Judge him by how he leads, or fails to. We don't really know if this is true, but even if it is, it could also happen to you.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 189d (2 replies)

Get off your fucking high horse and develop some god damned situational awareness. Jesus fucking christ.

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 189d (1 reply)

Back at you fucker

Bassman1805@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 190d (1 reply)

Half of his campaign was "Biden is so old that he can't be trusted to know where he is, let alone govern" and now Trump is the same age Biden was, regularly had no clue what's going on, and just shit himself on camera. He's exactly what he abused his opponent of being.

So like another person said: it's not a reason to make fun of incontinent people, but a valid reason to make fun of HIM.

multifariace@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 190d

But then you are making fun of his hypocrisy which is always fair game.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 190d

Incorrect, its not a reason to make fun of incontinent people. But its a valid reason to make fun of him

Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 190d

This is one of MANY reasons to make fun of him, ESPECIALLY because it might've happened after one of his victims fought back. Make fun of him for this reason to your Republican friends and family, because pointing out the loss of habeus corpus and the fact that he's in the Epstein files hasn't changed their minds.

iridebikes@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 190d

SIR IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO WIPE YOUR ASS AND CHANGE YOUR DIAPER SIR

nao@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 190d (2 replies)

If he did not want to be made fun of he could have not made fun of others

multifariace@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 190d (1 reply)

That makes you the hypocrit.

III@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 190d

No, that makes him a hypocrite.

stoly@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 190d (3 replies)

I have two opinions:

  1. Trump deserves the worst insults possible
  2. Age and its conditions should not be made fun of. Everyone will wear a diaper or some other nonsense some day.
phx@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 190d (1 reply)

I think that #2 is a bit subject to the situation. Like somebody's elderly grandparent who happens to have incontinence issues and dementia should not be mocked because of those.

But the guy who's leader of a powerful nation, takes constant shots at everyone else, and whose party actively CAMPAIGNED on his opponent being old and infirm... yeah that seems like fair game.

Shitting your pants in the nursing home versus the white house oval office are two very different scenarios

stoly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 190d

I can see what you mean.

multifariace@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 190d

Ya. You get it.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 190d

Yeah, it is. He is unfit to govern. Imagine if Kennedy shit himself during the Cuban missile crisis.

GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 190d

SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP GNG

elbiter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 190d (1 reply)

Neither this??

You must be the soul of every party.

Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 190d

They are the undecided voter on November 7th