Just, wtf

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rogsson@piefed.social · 88 pts · 225d (17 replies)

Can Mother Nature PLEASE remove him asap. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 225d (6 replies)

Can Mother Nature make it start raining men? Well, one man in particular…

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 225d (5 replies)

Reminds me of one of my all time favorite tweets:

"It's Raining Men and Bodies by Drowning Pool are two different perspectives on the same event"

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 225d (4 replies)

I was gonna say that things falling on floors happens indoors while rain is traditionally outdoors, but I imagine the terminal velocity of adult males plummeting from the sky would cause them to end their flights on a fair few floors anyway.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 3 pts · 225d (3 replies)

Do you not have floors outside where you live?

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 225d (1 reply)

I'm trying to think of an outdoor floor, like maybe if it's got that temp flooring they put down under large tents for outdoor events I'd call it a floor. But even something like a tennis or basketball court, if it's outside I'd almost certainly call the surface "ground".

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 224d

A tiled patio is in the middle between "ground" and "floor"

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 224d

Like patios, and atriums, maybe. Boat and house decks probably qualify.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 225d (3 replies)

Just shows how much you can extend someone's life with modern medicine.

If they are rich.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 225d (2 replies)

And an asshole, that keeps people alive more than any medical science.

Mantzy81@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 224d (1 reply)

Betty White must have been a real cunt.

(joke, obviously)

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 224d

She was a firecracker I'd say she could be rather cunty at times. And that's a compliment, she reminds me of my aunt who's also a badass

Prior_Industry@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 225d (1 reply)

You need to use three wishes as you have Vance then Johnson up next .

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 224d

"I wish for all statements on this list to become true"

ideonek@piefed.social · 4 pts · 224d

If the mother nature removes him from the office it would be a clear sign to the world that the only thing that can stop dictator in the USA is time. And that the next one will happen soon.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 225d (2 replies)

This type of helplessness is the power vacuum that the Republicans have taken advantage of and filled.

They take action while the dems polish their prayer sticks and dance their rain dances.

Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 225d (1 reply)

Liberals need to internalise a fact the rest of the leftists already have... Every human is a part of nature.

Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 224d

"rest of the leftists"

See, you're working under the false assumption that Liberals are leftists. Never forget that neoliberism is a right-wing ideology.

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 225d (1 reply)

Elect a racist. Get racism.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 51 pts · 225d (7 replies)

Bruh....

Is that a real post? That can't possibly be real.... Is it?

But also, hearing both Barack and Michelle speak and then seeing their faces like this still brings me positive, constructive joy. Seriously. Go listen to an interview with either of them and you'll feel your whole body stop tensing.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 225d (5 replies)

😔 it’s real. He posted it, then took it down after outrage and claimed “a staffer” made it.

Here is a palate cleanser: https://youtube.com/shorts/elMEDla2Uao

VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 225d

That was cute, we could always use more wholesome content like this on here.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 225d

that was good, thank you

nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 225d (1 reply)

That was such a beautiful video! Thank you for sharing that!

ickplant@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 225d

You’re welcome, I loved it too. The Obamas are a national treasure.

Janx@piefed.social · 4 pts · 225d

They're adorable! I would gladly let a million conservatives be deported to get 1 more Obama. And he's not perfect...

technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 224d

On a personal level obomber is an insanely better person than trump... But libs like obomber are literally why we have trump.

krigo666@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 225d

The Supreme Orange Turd is a complete imbecile, what did you expect?

OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 225d (14 replies)

Not to mention, Donald looks like an old Doctor Zaius.

RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 71 pts · 225d (13 replies)

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 225d (4 replies)

It says a lot that this somehow makes him look more normal

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 225d (3 replies)

The beard is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 225d (1 reply)

That's why Ted Cruz wears one. It's a load bearing beard.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d

Only when he's on vacation.

daannii@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 225d

Hides the nussy

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 225d

lemmylump@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 225d

Thanks I hate it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 225d (4 replies)

i hate every ape i see

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d (2 replies)

Can I play the piano anymore?

__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 224d

Of course you can!

But I couldn't before

loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 225d

Yes.

AzuranAurora@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 224d

What did our boy Harambe do to deserve such hate? D:

selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 224d

Love the little hand. Manitas Trump.

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 40 pts · 225d (2 replies)

About 4 or 5 years ago, I was at a relative's house -- The relative was one of those people that basically watch Fox News 24/7. So, unfortunately I was exposed to the literal propaganda that is Fox News. Calling it propaganda is literally and understatement.

Anyway, at one point during the 5 o'clock "news", they aired a segment that featured Democrats in congress. They played the audio feed from whatever hearing or whatever was going on, but the video feed was a bunch of chimpanzees in a zoo setting.

So, what happened today is nothing new. This is who conservative Republicans in the USA are and have always been.

More importantly, reach out to people in your life, and especially people of color. What happened today is absolutely disgusting, and a lot of people are/were already struggling with things. A bit of kindness, connection with others goes a long way. Community and connections are especially critical in these times, and checking in with your friends, family, and neighbors is basically the least you can do, but also one of the most impactful things you can do right now.

Janx@piefed.social · 18 pts · 225d (1 reply)

You're not wrong, and playing a video feed of chimpanzees while Democrat representatives are speaking is dumb, but I imagine it was a mix of colors and genders. Putting the former PoC president and his wife's faces on fucking apes is another level. It's a very old, very specific, and very intentional act of racism...

technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 224d

No point carrying water for racists. Regardless of the skin tone, racism is the point.

I don't understand how any rational person could fall for the ploy that "some of those politicians had pale skin!!!"

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 225d (2 replies)

"You know who isn't in the Epstein files? Barack Obama. You know who actually improved the economy as president? Barack Obama," he added.

Mantzy81@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 224d

He is mentioned in the files several times, but negatively i.e. the pedo elites didn't like him. Which, ironically, only paints Obama in an even better light.

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 224d

Bailing out multinational banks with taxpayer funds is not "improving the economy."

Yeah, I know they "paid us back"... i.e. they returned funds made with interest from that bail out, and returned a significantly smaller (through inflation) amount of money. CLEVER THAT SURE TRICKED ME

Inflation isn't because of some mysterious unknown cause. This bailout in 2008 is a big part of why.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 27 pts · 224d (3 replies)

I mean who knew electing a disgusting racist paedophile would result in that? Better elect him again.

SoloCritical@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 224d

But I just didn’t know enough about her! And she had a weird laugh!

InputZero@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 224d (1 reply)

Saw this in a post somewhere.

He's a super-sexist-pedophile-nazi-racist-potus.

Say it like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 224d

He is the very model of a model racist-potus,
He's prone to information super-sexist-nazi locust...

BanMe@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 225d

Black Republicans: "I sure hope that's fake or you guys apologize"

How the hell could it be fake and you know he won't, but keep towing that party line.

rayyy@piefed.social · 18 pts · 225d (2 replies)

Total projection from the orange malignant narcissist. Only he is much lighter colored, hairless, fatter and shits himself.

DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 224d (1 reply)

He's closer to an orangutan I think.

Renat@szmer.info · 3 pts · 224d

He is orange-utan

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 224d (1 reply)

a distraction from the files.

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 224d

Yes, the original video was. Which is why everyone should bring it right back to the tRUMP-Epstein files like in the above picture.

modus@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 224d (5 replies)

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 224d
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 224d (3 replies)

is this ai

technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -5 pts · 224d (2 replies)

No, "AI" doesn't exist. Stop participating in the grift.

DoomProphet@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 224d

What's the right term for a picture generator? I'd guess LLM, language model, doesn't fit.

Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 224d

Congratulations on signposting for everyone that you have no ability to differentiate between colloquial language and technical terminology.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 224d

I figured that when the Epstein Files came out, there would be so many other names in there, that Trump wouldn't really stand out that much.

Turns out, I was wrong. He was way more involved than everybody else, COMBINED.

I should know better by now. Every time we think that something he's accused of is too horrific, even for him, it turns out that he was far more into it than we ever thought.

Epstein himself said that Trump was "evil beyond belief," and "I have met some very bad people, none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body... so yes – dangerous"

ceenote@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 225d (1 reply)

Everyone knows this is what he's doing, and it's still working.

BranBucket@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d

Doing shit like this without consequences is a virtue to his base. Same with hypocrisy. They know this was vile, if they didn't it wouldn't be funny to them. They know when he's being hypocritical. But has the power to do it anyway, and that makes him godlike to MAGA chuds.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 224d

I've posted this a lot, but it really needs to be seen by everyone. Why else would the DOJ remove these if they weren't true?

DOJ Removes New Epstein Files That Mention Wild Trump Sex Allegations, Including Rape

The documents before they pulled them

Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 225d

Epstein Files!

AshMan85@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 225d

His, or one of his family members.

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 224d (1 reply)

I'm old enough to recall Bush political cartoons, he was constantly a monkey clown for our amusement. I'm fine with any President being portrayed as a monkey, personally.

But this struck me immediately as deeply racist. I think it's because of the attack on the former first lady? It's a visceral reaction.

What did she ever do to anybody?

mrlemmyhimself@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 224d

Be black?

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 224d

The racist loser who is mentioned "38,000 +" can f-himself.

SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 224d

My captain, my racist, my pedo, my king...

greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 225d (2 replies)

Is Obama like Ronald Regan for the right?

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 225d (1 reply)

They think we elected him to spite them because they are racist

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 225d

Voters: because we want CHANGE!!!

Politicians: because he's black, got it

[Later]

Voters: we demand change or we're gonna burn it all down

Politicians: wow you're so sexist

Serialchemist@ttrpg.network · 7 pts · 225d (1 reply)

I have a two part question:

I’m not familiar enough with the Lion King. Can you tell me the names of these ape characters they’re supposed to portray?

And the follow up: Do these names appear in the Epstein files as much as Donald Trumps?

starik@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 225d

There are no apes in the Lion King. There is a monkey named Rafiki, the colorful-faced mandrill who holds Simba up at the ceremony in the beginning.

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 225d (1 reply)

Obama could slap him and not get charged right?

PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d

Just the other way around.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 5 pts · 224d (4 replies)

Do you think Obamas will go to Trump's funeral? Do you think they should?

ickplant@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 224d (2 replies)

I hope they don’t… but I also know they probably will because “the high road.”

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 5 pts · 224d

Agree. I think everyone should skip to make a point but my guess is most politicians will go to 'show respect for the office'. Most of them are spineless PR machines.

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 224d

no one can learn anything in the modern world

edit: i don't like the tone i took with this comment. i forgot the golden rule of the internet that tone is always lost so you must always post in earnest if you post at all. what i hope for is actually that people will look at the past 5, 10, 20, 50, 80, 100, and 160 years to see what works and what doesn't when it comes to getting people more access to dignified living. it's very consistently organizing into a big strong coalition of the people that transcends race, gender, and sexual identity

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 223d

Absolutely.

Michelle should give a two-word eulogy and announce her candidacy.

pfr@piefed.social · 5 pts · 225d

I didn't see it. Link to the video? The internet never forgets

m3t00@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d

probably reposting from epstein group chat. be grateful it isn't worse i suppose.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 223d

altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 225d (1 reply)

There is some tool who just follows orders writing and posting for him most of this year at the very least. I'd love to see them doxed.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d

Even if there is, that person may as well be an AI chat bot subscription to him. He still posted this himself.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d

And I bet you'll see them in public yucking it up with Donald again in the near future, because their loyalty is to class, and not anything else. Obama's response to Ferguson and Flint showed you that.

PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 225d (7 replies)

Even so. Republicans might still win the midterms. Crazy

ickplant@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 225d (5 replies)

Especially if they post ICE by voting booths in blue states.

stylusmobilus@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 225d

Will win the midterms. Whether they’re fair or not.

PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world · -14 pts · 225d (3 replies)

Funny thing is, that may not even be necessary, because voters seem to be ok with what is happening.

turdburglar@piefed.social · 15 pts · 225d (2 replies)

are the mass protests giving you that impression, or did you come to that conclusion by smelling your own farts?

ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d

PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 225d

Ohoho, we have a badass here!

Sorry sorry. These historic protests yes. Wonderful, they are bound to solve everything as they usually do, you are right. Sleep well.

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 224d

They won't.

Please look at history of last 50 years. They swap every term or two for a reason.

If only one dominated, they would be responsible for everything, you see. So they share the burden (and the wealth) with their good cop/bad cop routine. They've got it down to a science.

Zero reason to "steal elections" when you just buy them.

Almost forgot! Obligatory "bOtH pArTiEs"

RaoulDook@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 225d (6 replies)

People should really stop reposting any of those monkey pictures. You can talk about it without spreading their racist content.

AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 225d (3 replies)

Ignoring it isn't going to make it go away. This is different than the constant bullshit posted by his racist supporters. This is coming from the highest office in the land. No backsies.

RaoulDook@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 225d (2 replies)

Nobody said anything about ignoring it. You don't seem to realize that spreading that imagery is what they want. Spreading it helps the nazis.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 225d

Censorship helps the nazis dummy.

AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 220d

Man up, Raoul, and face the dragon. There's a lot more people in the US that are enraged by such garbage, and spurred to action. Being too sensitive to everything hasn't gotten us jack shit.

Go tell your local Holocaust Museum that their exhibits are helping the nazis and see what that gets you.

ameancow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
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And009@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 224d

Ngl, wanted to see what the shit show was actually about.

sommerset@thelemmy.club · -14 pts · 224d (3 replies)

Yeah I'm sorry. But what options corporate Dems left me with?
Maybe vote fuckers out before asking for me vote?

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 224d (2 replies)

Observe, the species, Doesn’t Know How Voting Works in its natural habitat: the comment thread. When confronted with the basic mechanics of civic participation, it emits a plaintive cry "What options did you leave me with?” as though choice itself were an external force imposed upon it by predators known as “corporate Dems.”

Note the confusion. The species believes voting is something that happens after all desired outcomes are guaranteed, rather than the mechanism by which those outcomes are pursued. It demands that representatives be voted out before it votes, a remarkable example of temporal dislocation. Cause and effect have collapsed into one another.

This behavior is not malicious, merely maladaptive. Faced with imperfect options, the creature opts for ritualized sulking instead of strategic participation. It mistakes abstention for leverage, and indignation for agency.

A tragic irony, really. By refusing to engage, Doesn’t Know How Voting Works ensures the very conditions it claims to despise persist, then wonders aloud how such a thing could possibly have happened. Fascinating.

ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 224d

a.k.a. The Lumpenprole

technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 224d

Note the condescending lib. They feel so superior while offering nothing but more genocide and planetary destruction.

Sorry, I don't have the time or smug to write a short story about it.