When He Dies We'll Be Told to Be Respectful

When he dies nothing will change. The system that birthed him will still be here.

We should agree right now to make the day of his death a national holiday.

There will be worldwide celebrations the likes of which haven't been seen since the end of the 2nd World War.

I’m shooting off fireworks when it happens

A man walks past a news stand every day but never buys a paper. When asked, he says he's looking for an obituary.
When told that obituaries aren't on the front page,

"The one I'm looking for will be."

Remember that he is but a symptom of a bigger problem that will still remain.

Someone start making Trump Died LOL shirts and hats now and cash in when it happens

No. It will become a national holiday. Introverts will leave their solitude to participate.

If you make an arrangement with your beer vender, they will let you put money down on a keg so you don't have to wait in line when the day comes. You don't want to be caught without libations for your BBQ just because you didn't plan ahead.

I have been a musician for decades I am setting up my sound system on my front lawn and I will be throwing a block party to celebrate his death.

I've been saving money since 2016 to throw a gigantic bash on that day. I also save 3 vacation days each year just in case he kicks the fucking bucket during the week. I think about it often.

I love how everyone thought of the same person after seeing this post

When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.

Proverbs 11:10

The only thing that could convince me to go to that country again would be to drop a deuce on his grave

I have a 2g blunt that I plan to smoke when he dies

Would world wide celebration be respectful?

Why on earth would anyone be respectful to people like Trump and Stephen Miller when they die and their souls are dragged to hell?

For many many decades (maybe since ever) fascists and conservatives were never respectful and many would just go 'good riddence' when they see a progressive pass away. Fuck em'. Also fuck the guys who claim 'there will be retaliation'. It is like when bullies and the adults who support them don't want victims fighting back or standing up to them will somehow only escalate the violence, or in my case they would make me look like the asshole and basically say 'how would you like it if they did that to you?' When they have been doing it to me countless times before I decided to talk back.

I will be celebrating the opening of the Donald J. Trump unisex bathroom.

If this refers to the orange Russian cum rag, then my first action upon hearing of his demise will be to walk into the nearest pub and buy everyone a round.

The day it’s announced that Donny has passed away will be the 2nd Independence Day for America and most of the world. The 24hrs following his death will be very interesting to watch especially from the view of his cult members.

That's a "Liberation Day" I'm dearly waiting for.

I got a bottle of whiskey set aside, and a friend planning a party.

Lol.

I'll be in the streets banging on pots and pans and screaming "DING DONG THE PEDO IS DEAD".

I'll take this parade down the street to the one dipshit in my neighborhood still rocking Trump trash in the front yard and just stand on the sidewalk celebrating while laughing and pointing at the house.

Which reminds me. I need to sign that dipshit's address up for battered spouse pamphlets.

Is drunker than shit on the most expensive whiskey I can find respectful?

Ding dong the witch is dead

I always think of what Splinter said to Shredder in the TMNT movie before dropping him into the dump truck when it come to him.

Party at my place.

The piss will flow down the streets from his grave.

I'll honk and cheer at any memorial with people around it that he's dead and thank god. Fuck these people and decorum, they weaponize it.

Netanyahu and Putin too. horrible old entitled disgusting white men

I have prepared bottles of rum to toast to his death once it happens.

🍾🥂

When he dies, I’m popping like five bottles of champagne.

When he dies the celebrations will be massive

Seeing how they're still doing memorials for Charlie Kirk (and his own wife moved on), it's gonna be insufferable for awhile, but I'll still be happy.

The funeral procession should consist of every single Rosenmontag parade float, from Germany, depicting the racist pedo loser.

Say what you will about trump but Kevin McAllister would probably be dead if it wasn't for trump helping him out. /s

Fireworks, yankies, fireworks.

Oh, no, it's a party.

Their very graves will be despoiled. There won't be a single rock left unturned, not a single shred of mercy is left.

Strong emotions often come out in moments like these. No matter our views, it’s always worth remembering that how we express ourselves says as much about us as it does about anyone else. Respectful dialogue tends to go further in the long run.