Have you been to a restaurant lately? It's the bill, the bill makes it an angry meal. The free toy in your happy meal makes it cost more. The last thing we need at home is more plastic junk.
Empty food containers. McDonald's fries container with no fries, a big Mac box with no burger, and the one toy you absolutely didn't want out of all the possibilities.
128 Comments
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 151d
A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.
homes@piefed.world · 21 pts · 151d
Sounds like someone has woodworking on their mind
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 151d
Not really, I just can't expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I?
moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 151d
The contentment meal is a bag of jerky served on a knee mill
MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app · 31 pts · 151d
Wet socks
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 151d
An ad for a toy.
glimse@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d
An ad for a toy that gives you 100 McGems for watching it and a button to buy 1000 McGems for $5.99 (toys cost 1200 McGems)
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 151d
That math is too clean...
The ad gives 99 McGems, a toy costs 2000 McGems, and you get 750 McGems for $5.99, with 200 bonus McGems on you first purchase.
glimse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
Now we're talking!
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 148d
A QR code with a link to a curated toy subscription service.
MrQuallzin@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 151d
Bees
doc@fedia.io · 10 pts · 151d
Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 151d
Fucked up man
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
or the robotic Richard Simmons
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 151d
*Wasps
early_riser@piefed.social · 5 pts · 151d
**murder hornets
daychilde@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
whoa whoa whoa, partner, that is a bridge too far! lol
Steve@communick.news · 16 pts · 151d
A knife
billwashere@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 151d
McDonald’s food
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 151d
Homework
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 151d
A knife. Or maybe something really annoying, like a QR code that goes to videos of Mike Johnson talking
northernlights@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 151d
OMG the violence 😨
moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 151d
Loaded handgun, where my fellow americans at?
daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 151d
here
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 151d
Have you been to a restaurant lately? It's the bill, the bill makes it an angry meal. The free toy in your happy meal makes it cost more. The last thing we need at home is more plastic junk.
Doom@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 151d
Scolding hot coffee that melts off your labia with a side of nationwide slander.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 151d
you're drinking it wrong.
Technus@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 151d
6-pack of Natty Ice
Blade9732@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 151d
Small Chinese toys painted with "slightly" radioactive paint.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 151d
A shiv.
riskable@programming.dev · 10 pts · 151d
Fox News
SayJess@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 151d
A coupon good for $5 off your next purchase of 4 sticks of 16gb RAM.
TehWorld@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 151d
They’re both McDonalds, but one is served at the White House.
etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 151d
MD 20/20
Delphia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d
Small bottle of whiskey.
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d
The same toy, smashed.
papalonian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d
A Glock
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 151d
A broken toy.
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 151d
Homework
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 151d
McDonald’s food.
razen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 151d
Gun
snoons@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 151d
A fat doobie.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
no that's a happiness meal
snoons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 151d
turning angry meals into happy meals one zonked out brain at a time
Lederrucksack@feddit.org · 5 pts · 151d
A gun
Kissaki@feddit.org · 5 pts · 151d
They take a toy
rImITywR@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 151d
The Grinch meal came with a pair of socks that don't match.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 151d
Nice. That's my favourite colour!
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 151d
A QR code to a Go Fund Me to donate money to the corporation.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 151d
The Bible!
AmazingSUPERG@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 151d
Indigestion
dreksob@feddit.online · 4 pts · 151d
Fox News
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d
A pre-set rat trap.
PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 151d
At the bottom of the bag
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d
A memo on the new format for TPS reports
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d
and empty fries container
Romanclature@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
These hands
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
A note saying the line cook prepared your burger with one of the pickle slices in his ass.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
Molotov cocktail. Or a can of spray paint.
AstralPath@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 151d
A beer, hopefully.
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 151d
An adorable little bag of Ricin.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 151d
A loaded gun
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
A harsh judgement.
Blank_Frank@feddit.online · 3 pts · 151d
a catheter bag of piss
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 151d
A price tag of $100.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 151d
A discount voucher for McTherapy.
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
A puzzle with one missing piece.
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
A brick
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 151d
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 151d
Bed bugs
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
A stubbed toe or a hangnail.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 151d
soup?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
3 days blinding soup
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
I like soup
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 151d
I'm at soup.
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
Soup?
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 151d
SOUP!
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
Soup 🙂
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 151d
I was shopping for a shirt.
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
Was there soup?
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 151d
they come with foods that do not match the advertisement
mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 151d
A cat in the bag
Grebes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 151d
Dasus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
A Stressball
Salvia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
22NewtsInACoat@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 151d
A current news headline
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 151d
An angry chihuahua
GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
A shot
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 2 pts · 151d
Butcher’s nails
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 151d
A weapon?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
Stress balls!
Bwaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
weapon
moondoggie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
Gravel. Just sit there and eat your damn gravel, kid.
OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
Syphilis
sveltecider@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 151d
Hammers
Davel23@fedia.io · 2 pts · 151d
An enema.
kubok@fedia.io · 2 pts · 151d
Decaffeinated coffiee. Nobody specified who would get angry and when. :)
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 151d
Probably one of the options below:
taiyang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
Shame and regret.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 151d
A five day trial code for anthropic and the entire box is AI generated Ghibli style
beeng@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 151d
Cold chips
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
Bills
Mwa@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 151d
a image of a middle finger
KingPapaDaddy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
Printers
Ftumch@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 151d
Brass knuckles
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 151d
a cheese grater toy
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
A single razor blade
Generica@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
A Beanie Baby stuffed with hemorrhoids
Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 151d
No napkin
saltesc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
I think that's just a regular McDonalds meal with the shame of feeling predictably shit about halfway through. No extra item needed.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 148d
The weather forecast
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
A bill
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 151d
A printer
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 151d
Nicotine patch
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
Stew that makes you go blind for 24 hours
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 151d
The 4 hoursemen of the appocalypse
Greg@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 151d
Rabies
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 1 pts · 151d
A soiled finger bandage.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
Voodoo dolls
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
Door dash receipts
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 151d
Keys to the guillotine
aeiou@piefed.social · 1 pts · 151d
Bobcat.
khannie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
PCP
tektite@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 151d
A mouse trap
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 151d
Gun
Asafum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
Empty food containers. McDonald's fries container with no fries, a big Mac box with no burger, and the one toy you absolutely didn't want out of all the possibilities.
the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
Crumpled sauce packets that are oozing out.
Technus@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 151d
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
Jizz. Cold, hard jizz. In a ball.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 151d
Booze