If happy meals come with a toy, what do angry meals come with?

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128 Comments

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 151d (3 replies)

A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.

homes@piefed.world · 21 pts · 151d (2 replies)

Sounds like someone has woodworking on their mind

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 151d (1 reply)

Not really, I just can't expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I?

moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 151d

The contentment meal is a bag of jerky served on a knee mill

MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app · 31 pts · 151d

Wet socks

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 151d (4 replies)

An ad for a toy.

glimse@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d (2 replies)

An ad for a toy that gives you 100 McGems for watching it and a button to buy 1000 McGems for $5.99 (toys cost 1200 McGems)

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 151d (1 reply)

That math is too clean...

The ad gives 99 McGems, a toy costs 2000 McGems, and you get 750 McGems for $5.99, with 200 bonus McGems on you first purchase.

glimse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

Now we're talking!

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 148d

A QR code with a link to a curated toy subscription service.

MrQuallzin@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 151d (6 replies)

Bees

doc@fedia.io · 10 pts · 151d (2 replies)

Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 151d

Fucked up man

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

or the robotic Richard Simmons

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 151d (2 replies)

*Wasps

early_riser@piefed.social · 5 pts · 151d

**murder hornets

daychilde@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

whoa whoa whoa, partner, that is a bridge too far! lol

Steve@communick.news · 16 pts · 151d

A knife

billwashere@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 151d

McDonald’s food

Bonesince1997@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 151d

Homework

Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 151d (1 reply)

A knife. Or maybe something really annoying, like a QR code that goes to videos of Mike Johnson talking

northernlights@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 151d

OMG the violence 😨

moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 151d (1 reply)

Loaded handgun, where my fellow americans at?

daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 151d

here

n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 151d

Have you been to a restaurant lately? It's the bill, the bill makes it an angry meal. The free toy in your happy meal makes it cost more. The last thing we need at home is more plastic junk.

Doom@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 151d (1 reply)

Scolding hot coffee that melts off your labia with a side of nationwide slander.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 151d

melts off your labia

you're drinking it wrong.

Technus@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 151d

6-pack of Natty Ice

Blade9732@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 151d

Small Chinese toys painted with "slightly" radioactive paint.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 151d

A shiv.

riskable@programming.dev · 10 pts · 151d

Fox News

SayJess@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 151d

A coupon good for $5 off your next purchase of 4 sticks of 16gb RAM.

TehWorld@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 151d

They’re both McDonalds, but one is served at the White House.

etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 151d

MD 20/20

Delphia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d

Small bottle of whiskey.

Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d

The same toy, smashed.

papalonian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d

A Glock

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 151d

A broken toy.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 151d

Homework

EvilBit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 151d

McDonald’s food.

razen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 151d

Gun

snoons@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 151d (2 replies)

A fat doobie.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d (1 reply)

no that's a happiness meal

snoons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 151d

turning angry meals into happy meals one zonked out brain at a time

Lederrucksack@feddit.org · 5 pts · 151d

A gun

Kissaki@feddit.org · 5 pts · 151d

They take a toy

rImITywR@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 151d (1 reply)

The Grinch meal came with a pair of socks that don't match.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 151d

Nice. That's my favourite colour!

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 151d

A QR code to a Go Fund Me to donate money to the corporation.

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 151d

The Bible!

AmazingSUPERG@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 151d

Indigestion

dreksob@feddit.online · 4 pts · 151d

Fox News

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d (1 reply)

A pre-set rat trap.

PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 151d

At the bottom of the bag

Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d

A memo on the new format for TPS reports

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d

and empty fries container

Romanclature@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d

These hands

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d

A note saying the line cook prepared your burger with one of the pickle slices in his ass.

lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d

Molotov cocktail. Or a can of spray paint.

AstralPath@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 151d

A beer, hopefully.

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 151d

An adorable little bag of Ricin.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 151d

A loaded gun

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d

A harsh judgement.

Blank_Frank@feddit.online · 3 pts · 151d

a catheter bag of piss

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 151d

A price tag of $100.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 151d

A discount voucher for McTherapy.

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d

A puzzle with one missing piece.

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d

A brick

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 151d

angry birds

Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 151d

Bed bugs

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d

A stubbed toe or a hangnail.

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 151d (8 replies)

soup?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

3 days blinding soup

robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d (6 replies)

I like soup

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 151d (5 replies)

I'm at soup.

robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d (4 replies)

Soup?

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 151d (3 replies)

SOUP!

robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d (2 replies)

Soup 🙂

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 151d (1 reply)

I was shopping for a shirt.

robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

Was there soup?

leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 151d

they come with foods that do not match the advertisement

mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 151d

A cat in the bag

Grebes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 151d

Dasus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

A Stressball

Salvia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
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22NewtsInACoat@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 151d

A current news headline

Vespair@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 151d

An angry chihuahua

GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

A shot

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 2 pts · 151d

Butcher’s nails

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 151d

A weapon?

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

Stress balls!

Bwaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

weapon

moondoggie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

Gravel. Just sit there and eat your damn gravel, kid.

OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

Syphilis

sveltecider@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 151d

Hammers

Davel23@fedia.io · 2 pts · 151d

An enema.

kubok@fedia.io · 2 pts · 151d

Decaffeinated coffiee. Nobody specified who would get angry and when. :)

pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 151d

Probably one of the options below:

  • molotov cocktail
  • hammer
  • chainsaw
  • V8 engine
  • ice pick
taiyang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

Shame and regret.

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 151d

A five day trial code for anthropic and the entire box is AI generated Ghibli style

beeng@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 151d

Cold chips

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

Bills

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 151d

a image of a middle finger

KingPapaDaddy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

Printers

Ftumch@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 151d

Brass knuckles

Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 151d

a cheese grater toy

robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

A single razor blade

Generica@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d

A Beanie Baby stuffed with hemorrhoids

Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 151d

No napkin

saltesc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

I think that's just a regular McDonalds meal with the shame of feeling predictably shit about halfway through. No extra item needed.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 148d

The weather forecast

RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

A bill

FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 151d

A printer

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 151d

Nicotine patch

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

Stew that makes you go blind for 24 hours

Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 151d

The 4 hoursemen of the appocalypse

Greg@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 151d

Rabies

UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 1 pts · 151d

A soiled finger bandage.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

Voodoo dolls

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

Door dash receipts

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 151d

Keys to the guillotine

aeiou@piefed.social · 1 pts · 151d

Bobcat.

khannie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

PCP

tektite@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 151d

A mouse trap

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 151d

Gun

Asafum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

Empty food containers. McDonald's fries container with no fries, a big Mac box with no burger, and the one toy you absolutely didn't want out of all the possibilities.

the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d

Crumpled sauce packets that are oozing out.

Technus@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 151d
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finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

Jizz. Cold, hard jizz. In a ball.

the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 151d

Booze