I guarantee you he has tried to nuke Iran multiple times already. The brass keeps turning him down (which is why Hogsack has such freewill to fuck up the military command structure) and his handlers don't want the bad PR of trying to nuke. Not that his base would mind, but even being denied to nuke would make him look weak and some people might cross the aisle at that point.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 74 pts · 131d (8 replies)

Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president...

hansolo@lemmy.today · 31 pts · 131d (1 reply)

Maybe he was dictating?

kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 131d

Have you ever read any of his transcripts?

AdamBomb@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 131d (2 replies)

Yeah, this doesn’t have that “I had a stroke” energy of a genuine DJT xcretion

Tja@programming.dev · 6 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Maybe that is the sign, that he uses normal spelling.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 130d

They have him hopped up on the really powerful meds

raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 130d

I am pretty sure this account is managed by Stephen Miller

eah@programming.dev · 1 pts · 130d (1 reply)

I guess your sense of correct grammar is different from mine. "Fuckin' Strait" isn't a proper noun. He's also using excessive punctuation.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 130d

I'm not saying it's completely correct but just suspiciously better than usual. Like, a student that always gets Ds and Fs getting a B-

brillotti@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 131d (2 replies)

Trump saying 'Praise be to Allah'

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Orange man convinced MAGA that Russia is our friend, let's get him to get MAGA to "Praise be to Allah".

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -11 pts · 130d

The level of sheer lunacy it takes to see Russia everywhere is impressive.

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Shit, sorry, free is socialism, Venmo me 50 bucks.

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 131d

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 55 pts · 131d

Jesus, I was sure this was a joke...

America - have a word. Cheers.

EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 51 pts · 131d (4 replies)

This doesn't read anything like what he writes. Not enough all-caps words for a start. And praise be to Allah? No way he'd say THAT.

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 131d

I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still...It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.

bender223@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 131d

and he didn't end it with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

Avicenna@programming.dev · 15 pts · 131d (1 reply)

In his mentally undeveloped man child head, that is mockery by immitation.

EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 127d

Hmm, good point.

robomuffin79@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 131d (7 replies)

Good Lord. Had to go to his account to check this was real

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 131d (6 replies)

And? I dont want to go to his account

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 59 pts · 131d

It's real.

Loads of places are reporting it

harcesz@szmer.info · 32 pts · 131d

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414

yup.

X@piefed.world · 9 pts · 131d (3 replies)

Checked his lies incel post, it’s real.

AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 131d (2 replies)

Lies incel post 🤣

Great user name BTW

X@piefed.world · 2 pts · 131d (1 reply)

Thanks! Yours, too! I always dig a symmetrical palindrome name, yours looks a bit like a star fighter ship. Very rad!

AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d

My favorite album from the greatest band in all the land 😁

Possibly the best album artwork of all time

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 50 pts · 131d

Oh my fucking god.

He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller'd.

There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 131d

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 131d (6 replies)

It's scary he doesn't care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.

mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 131d (3 replies)

Criminals are very confident until they end up in a (Dutch) courtroom.

Krono@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 131d

I would be a confident criminal too, if the most powerful army in the world pledged to invade as a response to any criminal charges against me.

Hague Invasion Act - Wikipedia

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 131d

Or in an (Italian) lake house.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 131d

Hague or bust.

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 131d (1 reply)

His base doesn't care, in fact they love it, every murdered brown person is a victory in their eyes. And this is the true face of Western culture, the one that murdered and pillaged around the world, extracting resources and living comfortably thanks to their sins. Trump is just the most "honest" leader of this camp, at least in recent memory.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 131d

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Doomsider@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 131d (1 reply)

This is what he says on Easter...

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 14 pts · 131d

crazy work on Easter

brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Imagine if you showed this to someone in ~2009.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 130d

"You know those what-if stories about the US going full Nazi? Yeah, that happens."

redsand@infosec.pub · 32 pts · 131d (2 replies)

He did a press conference at the white house with eyes red as the devil's dick today

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 131d

Dumbass doesn't even realize he supposed to put it in his mouth lol.

cornshark@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 130d

Maybe he's been crying because the other kids won't play his game his way

ryan213@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 131d (11 replies)

I'm surprised he used the correct "Strait." You guys sure it's him??

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 16 pts · 131d (7 replies)

Can’t be because he’s dead.

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 131d (6 replies)

As much as I hope this is true, with the quality of the medical professionals around him, I fear this moron will be a brain in a jar before we're rid of him.

Or worse, they'll put his dead brain in a jar and put a monitor with ChatGPT beside it and say it's the president now.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 131d (5 replies)

How can he be a brain in a jar if he doesn't even have a brain in his skull?

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 131d (3 replies)

He at least has an amygdala and the center of the spinal core because he must have a heart because we did see him bleed once (not from a bullet, for the record), and he appears to breath involuntarily, unless his amygdala, through the mysteries of cognitive plasticity allows him to breath manually, which would explain why everything seems like a lot of effort for him. He might just be an amygdala floating in syphilitic cerebral fluid.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 131d (2 replies)

He claims he has the biggest amygdala. Which explains why he's such a hateful, fearful dumb fuck.

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 131d

lmao

trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 130d

MAGA (My Actually Gigantic Amygdala)

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 131d

curious

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 131d (1 reply)

... ask him if he needs any covfefe?

glitch1985@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 131d

That would go great with all these hamberders.

8oow3291d@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 131d

Apart from the lack of misspellings, it is a very Trump post. Does this mean that Trump is not dead?

13igTyme@piefed.social · 30 pts · 131d (3 replies)

Allah just means god. Not the first time he's pretended to praise God.

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 131d (1 reply)

How much you wanna bet he doesn't know that

logi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 131d

I'd bet a Euro, just for the hell of it. But obviously I'd lose that Euro.

wewbull@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 130d

Do people not generally know this?

miniinstance@lemmy.today · 29 pts · 131d (2 replies)

Keep Allah's name out of your mouth Satan

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 131d

Why you being mean to Satan? He's the only reasonable one in the Bible

Mesophar@pawb.social · 14 pts · 131d

Don't insult Satan by comparing him to Dump

GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 131d (5 replies)

Didn't he say the high oil prices are no problem because other nations suffer more?

MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 131d (1 reply)

That is his base, they'll slam the door on their balls if you convince them someone else suffers more

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 131d

I mean we literally had people losing fingers to Elon's 'obstruction detecting' frunks in the cybertruck, this basically isn't even hyperbole.

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 6 pts · 131d

It even said that it was going to leave the region in two weeks max (time needed to win the war, again) not minding if the strait was open or not by the time.

SaraTonin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 131d (1 reply)

That was Hegseth, i think

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 131d

JD.

greygore@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 131d

He’s been promising infrastructure day for a decade now… nobody thought that’s what he meant.

CaffeinatedCubits@programming.dev · 23 pts · 131d (12 replies)

An I the only one that thinks that Trump did not type this?

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 19 pts · 131d (11 replies)

He’s dead. No way he typed this.

possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 131d (1 reply)

fucking hell that's a lot of hopium.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 131d

tbd

athatet@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 131d (6 replies)

They have trump ai writing his tweets while they try to figure out how much longer they can weekend at trumps us.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 131d (5 replies)

Big if true. Also, if true, they won’t announce he’s dead until the US market opens Monday (or futures begin trading this evening).

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 131d (2 replies)

Can you imagine the rally? Shit, I might become a trader for one day this Monday. I think I'll invest in renewables because the US is going to be on a mad dash to catch up to the rest of the world when that "loofah faced shit-gibbon" is where he belongs, in the past.

CaffeinatedCubits@programming.dev · 2 pts · 130d (1 reply)

You think President Bowman is going to suddenly turn away from right wing policies?!

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 130d

Its about the level of chaos and unreliability.

athatet@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 131d (1 reply)

Gives us time to buy champagne and fireworks.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 131d

Back the truck up — we’ve got a big party.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 131d (1 reply)

don't give me hope

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 131d

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 131d (1 reply)

Pedo crying on the internet lmao.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d

Truth is shittier than fiction

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 131d (1 reply)

Just coming out of Anesthesia?

Kevlar21@piefed.social · 9 pts · 131d

I was thinking hopped up on steroids

bender223@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 131d

oh shit, this is unedited? 🤣

AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social · 19 pts · 131d (1 reply)

What are we even doing, man...

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 131d

'having a normal one'

...but with this most expensive and dangerous set of toys that have ever existed.

grapefruittrouble@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 130d (1 reply)

he’s crashing out so bad. the worst we’ve ever seen from him!

TerdFerguson@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 130d

Who is he even talking to? The internet is shut down in Iran.

Screaming incoherently on his own social media

Yeller_king@reddthat.com · 17 pts · 131d

I'm torn. I wanna go ahead and start chilling my champagne but don't wanna jinx it

Pman@lemmy.org · 16 pts · 130d (2 replies)

It's crazy how war crimes can be premeditated put out publicly and will never be prosecuted.

Mrkawfee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Lawyers uncovered a carve out for war crimes done by white people.

Pman@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 130d

I'd say they found a carve out for crimes done by the rich and powerful is more inclusive of those who avoid prosecution. Diddy can get out in a little over 2 years, OJ got off, all CEOs of major corporations tend to get away with a lot, not just the white guys but former HP ceo and presidential candidate for the US Carly Fiorina, the CEOs of AMD, Nvidia, Google, Microsoft and more are not white guys and you would find it hard not to say what they've done isn't criminal.

StillAlive@piefed.world · 13 pts · 131d

Thank you Americans for making this asshole president again.

DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 131d (6 replies)

"Little Pigs, little pigs: let me in!"

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 130d (2 replies)

" I'll Huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow Bubba."

dellish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Ali Babba?

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d

My bad.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 130d (2 replies)

https://youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U

DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 130d (1 reply)

I was thinking of them. 😁🙂

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 130d

sweet, high-five fellow Gen-Xer, if your arthritis allows

kandoh@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 131d

The unshakable right-wing belief that they can simply hit someone hard enough to get them to do what the want meets the reality of no country in history has ever surrendered from bombing

BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 130d

Trump near the Strait of Hormuz

HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub · 9 pts · 131d (5 replies)

At this point I fully expect that as a last resort Iran will just try to damage permanently the strait.

alt_xa_23@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 130d

Suez canal barge 2: Hormuz boogaloo

AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 130d

They should build a wall

brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 130d (2 replies)

What would happen if a tanker was destroyed and spilled out there?

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Of all the places that give a shit about oil spills, I don't think the Middle East is one of them.

nert@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 130d

Yeah, because we’re all backwards and deranged. We only care about religion and oil. Ffs

aesthelete@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 131d (2 replies)

They did open the strait though, just to anyone who will pay a $2 million bribe in not USD.

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 131d

Any country that dislikes the toll can just get it reimbursed by the American government. 🤷

Avicenna@programming.dev · 3 pts · 131d

Seems like Trump's new gig. Mess things up then make people bribe him (doubt that money goes anywhere useful) to partially revert it.

mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 130d

wait this tweet from him is real??

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Or Tuesday will be "Just another ultimatum" day.

jj4211@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 130d

"I've delayed the deadline to let the very promising peace talks that are definitely real and not at all made up proceed"

TerdFerguson@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Deranged pedophile war criminal, President Donald Trump, everyone...

What a time to be living in: Caligula-build speedrun any%

xtools@programming.dev · 2 pts · 130d

time for a Nero move

chunes@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 131d (2 replies)

For two days in a row now, he wants us to know that the powers of hell are at his fingertips.

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 131d (1 reply)

You know he wants to nuke somebody.

Probably has since he was a wee little boy, long before he was a wee little man.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 131d

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DmMacniel@feddit.org · 7 pts · 131d

Aww poor Donnie doing a hissy fit.

EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 131d

I can predict one of his next posts:

SINCE FIVE FORTY-FIVE, WE'RE NOW SHOOTING BACK!!1