We saw what he'll do during the Obama ape post. Blame a few staffers, not by name. Then say he's not sorry and move on. I doubt the upset Christians will remember this or care in a week, two weeks.
oh, I forgot about that-- it was a long time ago. edit: sorry, the past few months have felt like a decade!
still:
that was twitter (not even X yet), not his own platform
he was much more adroit then. he's much more old grandpa crazy now
he won't say he's sorry, he'll double-down, if he acknowledges it at all
if he goes the double-down route, which is possible because I don't think this Pope-fight bullshit is going away (yay!), who knows what downhill direction the diarrhea will run
this Pope-fight isn't just affecting Trump, now his "Christian" base is getting involved, and not on Trump's side
so, he admits to posting it because he claims he thought he "looked like a doctor healing people" which either makes him seem to be the biggest liar ever or the most completely bonkers person ever, and, really, it's not an either/or situation anymore but a matter of "which is more the case" at this point.
Yup. They believe what they want to hear. A few repeats of the "fake news! doctored images! liberal media persecution!" mantra from their lord and savior, and their outage will be redirected onto 'the left', and any internal conflicts they have will fade into numbness and blind adulation.
This is all the better because we know he's seen it. And this is exactly the type of trolling he loves to dish out so much being thrown back in his face.
So not only could he have lost supporters over the slop, the reply slop is superior. It ridicules him with Epstein while highlighting what a farce his inner circle is.
He's probably simmering on it every time he stops focusing on further bungling things with Iran. I hope it's a contributing factor to some stress-induced condition that hurts like hell.
Ugh. How much you wanna bet the only tip for that delivery was the opportunity to meet trump. I would have pretended it was a no contact order like the covid days.
Even the first time in office he'd rip stuff up, try and flush it down toilets, and even eat it. 2) There's a lot of stuff his administration shouldn't be able to do, so long as Rs are majority and Dems lack a spine it doesn't matter.
Sure. Iâm aware of that, as well. It could also be investigated, possibly, if he is ever out of office and we donât âmove forwardâ.
So much damage has been done and it will take generations to fix, secure and codify if we donât want a repeat. If it isnât fixed, it seems the next attempt would be more successful for GQP.
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK these people are sick
my accountability partner right now is Jack, my son.â
The pair receive a report on one anotherâs internet use once a week, Johnson said, although if âanything objectionable comes upâ, Johnson or his son will receive an immediate notification.
Your average maga will say he was hacked by Iran and write it off, then commit adultery in the church parking lot before being absolved by a priest who's getting his tally whacker sucked by a 9 year old boy in the confession booth. You have no idea who these people are
I read that they are now spreading similar pictures with Biden instead of Trump to normalize it. But Biden didn't post the picture of himself as God...Trump did.
I have been looking at r/conservative on and off over the years. The Jesus backlash is the first time where every single comment was calling Trump out for his bull shit.
Fuck it took a long time but maybe many of them finally see it.
Mostly yes but there were a few comments like âugh why did he do something stupid againâ so mostly youâre right, but there are cracks. And in the last 10 years, itâs the second time weâve seen any cracks. (Epstein files was the 1st thing they started calling him out on)
When those cracks start to form, Iâm coming through with my seeds of empathy and compassion so they can learn to stop beng dickheads. Iâm gonna grow empathy trees in those cracks that destroy the foundation.
(Unrelated but the floor in our garage cracked a plant started to grow in the middle. Can you tell? Also Iâm rewatching The Good Place)
And to all MAGA Christians upset by his post: Give me a fucking break.
It wasn't the child rape and murder but the picture of your fairy tale that was over the line? Yeah right. He's been blasphemous since day one, and supporting him was a conscious choice by Christians. They can serve only God or Trump, and they chose Trump.
It doesn't matter what he deletes, it doesn't matter what they think about him now - they are blasphemers by their own religion.
I don't think they believe him so much as they believe the propaganda about any competition to him.
It's been "Elect this shitty person because they are not that shittier person!" on both sides my whole life, and without ranked choice voting being national people will always pick the one their echo chamber calls a savior from the "other" they've been filled with fear over ignoring any decent option.
Trump wishes he was that important. IMO, people of ancient times ran into douche bags just like trump back in the day and wanted to warn future generations.
75 generations of "telephone game" and you cooked up a whole religion.
Let's start a game where we try to guess what AI shit this turd will post next. I'm betting on something with all NATO leaders crying for help with him as a savior or some shit.
Putting aside all the horrible stuff this guy has done and using a Bible as a prop and holding it upside down is okay but this picture is apparently one step too far.
There have been to many data breaches to remember them all, but didnt truth social get hacked already? I remember thinking the ID requirement to sign up worked wonderfully for the scammera. The perfect gathering of marks.
I don't find this funny, I find it terrifying. We know he's a narcissist but I'm wondering if ge sees himself as a deity. He did this cos he thought he'd get away with it. Does he think he inspires religious fervour?
Narcissism often comes with an aspect of omnipotence, this idea that they must know all there is to know because the idea that something might be outside their sphere of knowledge would make them imperfect and since they believe they are perfect beyond reproach it would be impossible for it to be true. They really do believe they know everything and if you say otherwise itâs because youâre stupid and wrong.
All narcissists believe they are a deity in the sense their world view is what they believe to be omnipotent which is a trait only a deity could have.
This will make him even more resentful of his dumb Christian base, which might lead to more hilarious crash outs like his rant against Tucker, Kelly, Owens, and Jones.
Remember the reporter (for the WaPo, I think) that was caught on camera reacting to one of the more insane things that Trump or his administration said in the White House briefing room during his first term? She became a brief, minor celebrity.
Isn't there a commandment or something saying no gods but jeebus? Like aren't the magats dying to get those taught in schools? I'm not Christian so dont @ me
Youâre missing the past present and future of maga christians where they donât have follow shit and do what they want while screaming JESUS loudly.
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homes@piefed.world · 169 pts · 134d
trump deleted a post? on his own platform?
ok, that is news
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 115 pts · 134d
We saw what he'll do during the Obama ape post. Blame a few staffers, not by name. Then say he's not sorry and move on. I doubt the upset Christians will remember this or care in a week, two weeks.
homes@piefed.world · 23 pts · 134d
oh, I forgot about that--
it was a long time ago.edit: sorry, the past few months have felt like a decade!still:
so, this is gonna be fun to watch
edit: 15:37 ET (UTC -05:00)
ok, so, it has been fun to watch! His response...
Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person
so, he admits to posting it because he claims he thought he "looked like a doctor healing people" which either makes him seem to be the biggest liar ever or the most completely bonkers person ever, and, really, it's not an either/or situation anymore but a matter of "which is more the case" at this point.
more to come...
Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 134d
It happened again two months ago. Although based on your X comments I'm betting you missed it.
homes@piefed.world · 8 pts · 134d
sorry, the past few months have felt like a decade!
wcSyndrome@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 134d
They were referring to this year https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-shares-a-racist-video-that-depicts-the-obamas-as-primates
homes@piefed.world · 4 pts · 134d
sorry, the past few months have felt like a decade!
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 134d
I'm sorry, he was adroit a few months ago? Did I miss this?
homes@piefed.world · 4 pts · 134d
hehe, no, I missed that the "ape"post was a few months ago. because a few moths ago felt like a decade ago, lol
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d
Yup. They believe what they want to hear. A few repeats of the "fake news! doctored images! liberal media persecution!" mantra from their lord and savior, and their outage will be redirected onto 'the left', and any internal conflicts they have will fade into numbness and blind adulation.
artyom@piefed.social · 2 pts · 133d
He lives by the narcissist's prayer đ
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 134d
He actually took credit today and said he was clearly a red cross doctor.
Who knows what he will say tonight, though, as he shits uncontrollably onto his phone and it interprets the daya and sends it to truth social.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 111 pts · 134d
::: spoiler here's the more accurate version
inari@piefed.zip · 16 pts · 134d
That's a bingo
stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d
âYou just say bingo.â
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 2 pts · 133d
That's a spicy a-bingo
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 11 pts · 134d
Ghislaine praying instead of preying
2piradians@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
This is all the better because we know he's seen it. And this is exactly the type of trolling he loves to dish out so much being thrown back in his face.
So not only could he have lost supporters over the slop, the reply slop is superior. It ridicules him with Epstein while highlighting what a farce his inner circle is.
He's probably simmering on it every time he stops focusing on further bungling things with Iran. I hope it's a contributing factor to some stress-induced condition that hurts like hell.
garretble@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 134d
The insane thing is that he says he thought the image was of him as a doctor.
Article of him saying this stupid shit
Video of him saying this stupid shit
FancyPantsFIRE@piefed.social · 19 pts · 134d
Your doctor doesnât wear flowing robes and wield a holy light? Shit, maybe I need to find a new doctor.
TheFogan@programming.dev · 18 pts · 134d
So... he's trying the put powerful direct sunlight into the body to cure covid? Is there a syringe of bleach in the back pocket of the tourniquet.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 134d
deacon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d
Youâd be surprised how little some people need to cling to in order to fool themselves.
Objection@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 134d
More evidence of his mental decline.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 134d
Flight attendant: is there a doctor on the plane?
Jesus: đ
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 134d
Ugh. How much you wanna bet the only tip for that delivery was the opportunity to meet trump. I would have pretended it was a no contact order like the covid days.
garretble@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 134d
Turns out that woman is just another grifter.
https://bsky.app/profile/mattroyer.bsky.social/post/3mjfxbajflc2f
santa@sh.itjust.works · 62 pts · 134d
His administration shouldnât be able to delete any post, right? Per record preservation.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 134d
santa@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 134d
Sure. Iâm aware of that, as well. It could also be investigated, possibly, if he is ever out of office and we donât âmove forwardâ.
So much damage has been done and it will take generations to fix, secure and codify if we donât want a repeat. If it isnât fixed, it seems the next attempt would be more successful for GQP.
merdaverse@lemmy.zip · 60 pts · 134d
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 28 pts · 134d
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 40 pts · 134d
Breaking the law several times?
Kidnapping another country's president?
Deporting every single non-white person they find?
Bombing a school full of children?
That's all fine and well, but god forsake he touches our shitty imaginary friend, THERE we draw the line!!
MAGAts don't deserve a place in society.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 27 pts · 134d
stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d
I agree with this sentiment. It really drives home what the word ârightsâ means: you donât have to deserve them to get them.
kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 134d
I can't wait to hear how fucking Mike Johnson defends this shit
agingelderly@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 134d
He hasn't heard about it
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 134d
Too busy masturbating with his son?
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 134d
Huh??? Wtf headline did I miss here??????????
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 134d
Enjoy:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/nov/06/speaker-mike-johnson-covenant-eyes-app-quitting-porn
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 7 pts · 134d
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK these people are sick
Imagine getting a spank report on your dad/son.
No no no no no no no omfg no
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 133d
đ
artyom@piefed.social · 3 pts · 133d
Never heard of "The President", what's that?
santa@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 134d
He barely knows him and only saw him once on the island.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 36 pts · 134d
He might have deleted it, but we never will. We will remind MAGA of this forever.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 133d
Your average maga will say he was hacked by Iran and write it off, then commit adultery in the church parking lot before being absolved by a priest who's getting his tally whacker sucked by a 9 year old boy in the confession booth. You have no idea who these people are
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d
We already know that, they know that, everyone knows that.
slag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 133d
This is why you should always say âand then he defended it publiclyâ in the same breath.
Will you win the argument? No. Will you increase the amount of mental gymnastics they perform for your own personal entertainment? Yes.
limelight79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d
I read that they are now spreading similar pictures with Biden instead of Trump to normalize it. But Biden didn't post the picture of himself as God...Trump did.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d
They're literally asking "are you sure that's not AI?" In man on the street interviews.
So far beyond help.
FatVegan@leminal.space · 7 pts · 133d
Now we gottem. Not with the pedophile war criminal stuff no one cares about, but when he pretended to be an imaginary guy.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 134d
He deleted it. By MAGAt believes that means he never posted it. All is right again in stupidland.
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 134d
My father-in-law already said the whole thing was "fake".
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 134d
I have been looking at r/conservative on and off over the years. The Jesus backlash is the first time where every single comment was calling Trump out for his bull shit.
Fuck it took a long time but maybe many of them finally see it.
core@leminal.space · 10 pts · 134d
Calling him out for this bullshit. His other bullshit they're still OK with.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 133d
Mostly yes but there were a few comments like âugh why did he do something stupid againâ so mostly youâre right, but there are cracks. And in the last 10 years, itâs the second time weâve seen any cracks. (Epstein files was the 1st thing they started calling him out on)
When those cracks start to form, Iâm coming through with my seeds of empathy and compassion so they can learn to stop beng dickheads. Iâm gonna grow empathy trees in those cracks that destroy the foundation.
(Unrelated but the floor in our garage cracked a plant started to grow in the middle. Can you tell? Also Iâm rewatching The Good Place)
Napster153@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 134d
Humiliation is worse than death for some of thr species.
They're more likely to denounce Trump than elect his next incarnation the moment they get to do so.
Idolatry tends to do that.
Linken@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 134d
Coward.
We all have the screenshots. This changes nothing. Here's the URL for posterity's sake:
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647
And to all MAGA Christians upset by his post: Give me a fucking break.
It wasn't the child rape and murder but the picture of your fairy tale that was over the line? Yeah right. He's been blasphemous since day one, and supporting him was a conscious choice by Christians. They can serve only God or Trump, and they chose Trump.
It doesn't matter what he deletes, it doesn't matter what they think about him now - they are blasphemers by their own religion.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 134d
The problem with shit like this is that all those Christians are absolutely going to vote Republican in November.
They would absolutely re-elect him if he ran again.
They would 100% believe him if he told them that he learned his lesson.
Hakuso@scribe.disroot.org · 3 pts · 134d
I don't think they believe him so much as they believe the propaganda about any competition to him.
It's been "Elect this shitty person because they are not that shittier person!" on both sides my whole life, and without ranked choice voting being national people will always pick the one their echo chamber calls a savior from the "other" they've been filled with fear over ignoring any decent option.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 134d
Bedrock based
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 2 pts · 134d
MAGA will spawn an evangelical antisemitic movement, presumably headed up by someone less incompetent than 80yo reality-TV Trump.
That movement and that leader already scare the shit out of me.
We are in a race between education and oblivion
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 134d
Y'all, he backtracked. That's big.
bss03@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 134d
It's not Tuesday, but we got TACO!
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d
I moved to New Zealand at the first of the year, so for me it's right on time.
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
In some parts of the world it is
sexy_peach@feddit.org · 23 pts · 134d
What the hell this is what created enough backlash?
CuddlesMcBubblefun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
Don't fuck with Jesus... ask The Beatles.
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 4 pts · 134d
Beatles emerged victorious. People burning Beatles albums outed themselves as fools. Story old as time.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 134d
Human civilization can remain irrational longer then your maximum lifespan.
teft@piefed.social · 3 pts · 134d
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 134d
Quite literally the antichrist
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 134d
Trump wishes he was that important. IMO, people of ancient times ran into douche bags just like trump back in the day and wanted to warn future generations.
75 generations of "telephone game" and you cooked up a whole religion.
Hakuso@scribe.disroot.org · 5 pts · 134d
He ticks all the boxes.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 134d
Is it Taco Tuesday already?
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 134d
Let's start a game where we try to guess what AI shit this turd will post next. I'm betting on something with all NATO leaders crying for help with him as a savior or some shit.
Saffire@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 134d
"Big, STRONG leaders. They came up to me, with TEARS in their eyes, begging me to help them with the straight of Hormuz..."
Yep, checks out.
someonesmall@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 134d
Let's play another game. I post a headline and you have to guess if it is real or made up.
laranis@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 134d
Nope. Not gonna do that. The only way to win is not to play.
Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 134d
I'll put good money on it being racist
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 134d
Trump on the front lines in Iran, bravely commanding ground troops by pointing towards the enemy.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 134d
"How did they come up with that? It was me as a doctor..." - Trump
Dude spent like two minutes in college.
BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 134d
He posted it on Easter for the eastern half of Christianity.
This wasn't an accident. He's just a fucking liar and too big a pussy to ever admit a mistake.
runiq@feddit.org · 3 pts · 133d
Also, this was right after him criticizing the pope. So yeah, definitely, totally about doctors and shit, yup.
ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 134d
My three year old nephew lies better than him.
scaredoftrumpwinning@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 134d
Putting aside all the horrible stuff this guy has done and using a Bible as a prop and holding it upside down is okay but this picture is apparently one step too far.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 134d
Is holding the Bible upside down a big deal in Christianity, on par with comparing oneself to Jesus?
Fishnoodle@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 134d
I think people would respect the media more if they stopped reporting on everything from truth social.
It's just a bot farm made to stroke the ego of a geriatric rape ape
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 134d
I wish someone would just hack it and take it down already.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 134d
There have been to many data breaches to remember them all, but didnt truth social get hacked already? I remember thinking the ID requirement to sign up worked wonderfully for the scammera. The perfect gathering of marks.
krashmo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d
Geriatric rape ape is a sweet name for a punk band that only plays shows at retirement homes
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 3 pts · 134d
Apparently it's also a shameless and presumably IP-violating fork of Mastodon
https://help.truthsocial.com/legal/open-source/
Fishnoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
Ahh, and presumably patched and maintained far more poorly. This could be fun
sexy_peach@feddit.org · 2 pts · 134d
This media outlet only cares about money
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 133d
I don't find this funny, I find it terrifying. We know he's a narcissist but I'm wondering if ge sees himself as a deity. He did this cos he thought he'd get away with it. Does he think he inspires religious fervour?
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 133d
Narcissism often comes with an aspect of omnipotence, this idea that they must know all there is to know because the idea that something might be outside their sphere of knowledge would make them imperfect and since they believe they are perfect beyond reproach it would be impossible for it to be true. They really do believe they know everything and if you say otherwise itâs because youâre stupid and wrong.
All narcissists believe they are a deity in the sense their world view is what they believe to be omnipotent which is a trait only a deity could have.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 132d
I wonder if he does genuinely believe he has godly powers, or is Jesus himself. I wouldn't put it past him
starik@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 134d
This will make him even more resentful of his dumb Christian base, which might lead to more hilarious crash outs like his rant against Tucker, Kelly, Owens, and Jones.
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 2 pts · 134d
It's abuser/bully behavior. They keep pushing until someone pushes back stronger.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 134d
Kind of wondering if AI threw in that horned figure in the back as a subtle jab similar to other artist depictions of Trump lately.
bajabound@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 134d
That wasn't a statue of liberty Gundam thing?
runiq@feddit.org · 3 pts · 133d
Naw that's the fucking Witch King of Angmar
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 134d
What Would Jesus Do? Become a mechwarrior mercenary after he faked his death and escaped earth.
adam_y@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 133d
limelight79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d
Remember the reporter (for the WaPo, I think) that was caught on camera reacting to one of the more insane things that Trump or his administration said in the White House briefing room during his first term? She became a brief, minor celebrity.
0ndead@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 134d
Something something false idols
tauonite@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d
Ah yes, breaking news
Loce@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d
Ah yes, because NOW he crossed the line...
Psythik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
https://youtube.com/shorts/ipd-WGxtIzc
(normal player link)
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d
The Media: "Who will be the basketball champion?"
WesternInfidels@feddit.online · 6 pts · 134d
Come on, guys, he's just saying what everyone is already thinking. Right?
circuitfarmer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d
Isn't there a commandment or something saying no gods but jeebus? Like aren't the magats dying to get those taught in schools? I'm not Christian so dont @ me
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 134d
Youâre missing the past present and future of maga christians where they donât have follow shit and do what they want while screaming JESUS loudly.
Inucune@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 133d
Come down Get off your fucking cross We need the fucking space to nail the next fool martyr
To ascend you must die You must be crucified For our sins and our lies Goodbye
JPSound@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
I love when I see my favorite band in the wild.
GaMEChld@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
Holy shit, did he summon Wing Zero from the anime dimension in the sky above?!
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 134d
Donny, Donny, Donny, didn't anybody ever tell you that the Internet never forgets.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 134d
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 134d
He's really PWNING TEH LIBZ.
And by that, I mean, he keeps showing his whole ass.
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 3 pts · 134d
I personally no longer feel pw0ned unless the person claiming the pw0nage is an actual recipient of the vaunted Herman Cain Award.