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https://www.earth.com/news/ran-submarine-finds-unknown-structures-beneath-dotson-ice-shelf-antarctica/

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ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 168 pts · 161d (55 replies)

OMG finally we can get off this fucking sinking rock. Chevron one encoded!

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 69 pts · 161d (51 replies)

Chevron 2 encoded

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 161d (50 replies)

Chevron 3 encoded

.......am I doing it right? What's a chevron? Did I do a thing?

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 67 pts · 161d (48 replies)

Chevron 4 encoded

The chevrons are the symbols on the Stargate. We need 7 of them to travel to another planet.

Luci@lemmy.ca · 55 pts · 161d (41 replies)

Chevron 5 encoded! Let’s gooooooo

white_nrdy@programming.dev · 53 pts · 161d (40 replies)

Chevron 6.... Encoded

Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 161d (17 replies)

Unscheduled offworld activation

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 52 pts · 161d

It's fucking Baal again

Edlak@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 161d (11 replies)

Chevron 7 Locked

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 161d

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 161d

You technically don't have to say Locked on the last one, but it's Standard Operating Procedure by Walter to do so.

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 161d (9 replies)

Chevron 7… Encoded?

brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 161d

You fool! Chevron 7 is locked not encoded!

Unless…actually I can’t remember. Maybe it still gets encoded if you’re going to another galaxy or something? Anyone remember?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 161d (5 replies)

Oh thank god. For a while there I thought I was stuck on this planet with assholes like elon musk, and trump.

Ok, so, this new planet we're going to.....do they have bacon? Or should we find some left leaning farmers to bring some pigs for breeding?

Look, I'm excited to leave this hellhole called earth, but, c'mon. We gotta bring bacon.

But we don't have to bring pedophiles, or fascists. That's why we're leaving earth to begin with.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 11 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Sorry, Thor says meat eating is primitive and we have to leave the Bacon on Earth

grozzle@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 161d

the yellow ones are not bacon.

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d

Someone needs to tell Kevin.

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 161d

To be fair, I'm 50:50 on Elon being an alien that "accidentally" got left behind by his mates

Kanda@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 161d

You want to bring pigs, but also not bring pigs.

Hupf@feddit.org · 8 pts · 161d

!chevron7@lemmy.world

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 161d

Flat earth confirmed

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 161d

When have things gone our way?

rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 161d

Just don't send me to Atlantis, I have too much shit to fix here already.

UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 138 pts · 161d (18 replies)

Protip: Read the article before you out yourself as a moron for not understanding that they are talking about structural features of melting polar ice.

showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website · 79 pts · 161d

Ya can’t stop the fun train with simple facts. /s

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Jokes on you, I read the article and I’m STILL gonna out myself as a moron! Checkmate Evangelathiests!

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 161d (1 reply)

OMG. It's Checkmate ApeTheists, not whateverthefuck you said. What a moron!!!

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 161d

See! I told you!

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 161d

ceenote@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Damn, I was hoping for a slumbering ancient evil that could put us all out of our misery.

Sabata11792@ani.social · 8 pts · 161d

They come to enslave us, it's probably an improvement.

zeejoo@thelemmy.club · 19 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Pro tip: check if you're in a meme sub before taking any posts seriously or making judgements of peoples intellects. Big loser energy bud.

UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 2 pts · 161d

Thinking this is Reddit and taking the rules of a meme community seriously make you a real winner. ;-)

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 161d

You're not the boss of me! I'll do what I want!

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 161d

Those unknown structures?

Using sonar, Ran mapped 54 square miles of ice underside beneath Dotson Ice Shelf. The maps revealed flat plateaus, terraced steps, and teardrop-shaped pits, all carved by basal melt, melting that attacks the ice from below.

In the east and center, Ran saw icy terraces stacked like steps, while the west looked smoother, with channels and scooped depressions.

None of these terraces or teardrop pits show up on satellite images, so they had remained completely hidden until Ran’s mission.

Avicenna@programming.dev · 13 pts · 161d (1 reply)

"In the east and center, Ran saw icy terraces stacked like steps, while the west looked smoother, with channels and scooped depressions."

icy terraces = ancient cities beyond comprehension, thank you very much.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 161d

Channels and scooped depressions?

Sooo....aqueducts to put the Romans to shame?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 161d

Excuse me but Ill keep my alarmist hyperbole thankyou verymuch!

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 161d (1 reply)

structural features of melting polar ice.

Nope, it's R'lyeh

Nikelui@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 161d

Cthulhu fhtagn

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 161d

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 161d

Herpa derp derp

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 161d (4 replies)

Maybe it's just their dicks

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 161d

Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 161d

portuga@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 161d

Makes sense

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 7 pts · 161d

Now we're talking...

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Get yer P-90s ready, boys. We’re about to go snake huntin’

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 161d (1 reply)

P-90s? Hell no, grab the flamethrowers and the dynamite!

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 161d

bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 38 pts · 161d (9 replies)

Antarctica is a continent, you can't send a sub underneath it. Ran discovered previously unseen structures beneath the Dotson Ice Shelf in West Antarctica.

The Arctic is covered in floating ice, you can send subs under it. Well, it's covered at the moment, climate change is working on changing all that.

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · -17 pts · 161d (8 replies)

And why would you define a continent to only include rock?

Incidion@thelemmy.club · 21 pts · 161d (7 replies)

I mean, the definition of a continent is a landmass. We don't count the ice shelves in Canada or Greenland either.

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 161d (6 replies)

Sure we do. Do you not consider Glacier National Park a part of North America?

CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 161d (5 replies)

They are not part of the continental land mass, even though they are geographically located on the continent called North America. But the Arctic is not a continent because there is no land mass.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 161d

Your mom's not a continent

That sounded a lot better in my head

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 160d (3 replies)

"Beneath" here just means "beneath the surface of." You're being deliberately obtuse.

nomy@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 160d (1 reply)

You're over here arguing about what continents are and you're gonna call the other poster obtuse?

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 160d

Yes.

CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 160d

I don't see how you are coming to the conclusion that a. that is the meaning of "beneath" in this context and b. how that is a relevant point in this discussion.

Also, "deliberately" is just a dumb, unfounded accusation. Wtf makes you think people would purposefully misunderstand you in such an irrelevant discussion and that I am acting with that intent in this instance?

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 161d (21 replies)

Earth.com is, in my experience, ridiculously clickbaity and sensationalist. The open-access article recounting this (that the OP article just regurgitates) is here. (I know this is a memes community; don't @ me.)

Magnum@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 161d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 161d

@ @ @

zeejoo@thelemmy.club · -23 pts · 161d (18 replies)

I know this is a meme sub

Then why did you comment? You know that everyone who saw this meme chuckled, and then either went "probably bullshit" and moved on, or googled it, found out it's click bait and moved on. You accomplish nothing but giving yourself a soap box.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 161d (14 replies)

Then why did you comment?

Because the OP shared a bad source, some people might want to read about this event (I did, which is why I read this), and this is the original source and open-access. Like goddamn; did the submarine disappear because it went up your ass?

zeejoo@thelemmy.club · -15 pts · 161d (13 replies)

If you can't look at that source, read it for 5 seconds and realize it's a shithole rag of disinformation and conspiracy theories, then you probably should be relying on other people to parse information for you. If you can't find another source on the same information by using your thumbs, then you may want to get off the internet altogether. OP clearly wasn't trying to fool anyone or spread disinformation, it's a meme and you losers are in here demanding a better bibliography.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 161d (11 replies)

If you can't look at that source, read it for 5 seconds and realize it's a shithole rag of disinformation and conspiracy theories

Those people are only going to improve their media literacy when they can compare and contrast what good and bad sources look like – whether they do that on their own or with help from someone else. While that muscle is still underdeveloped in so many people, is it obscene to you to just help them a little?

If you can't find another source on the same information by using your thumbs

Centralizing the information means less wasted work. I'd bet I can do the research you can do in an hour in ten minutes, and my actual decade-long hobby is making research easier for others; I don't need this lecture.

demanding a better bibliography.

"Demanding" is when you just do the thing yourself immediately and unprompted without asking anything from anybody.

zeejoo@thelemmy.club · -14 pts · 161d (10 replies)

Bro we're in a meme subreddit and you're writing walls of text. Touch grass.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 161d (9 replies)

The comment I was replying to was 89 words. I wrote 116 and only used your quotes to establish what I was replying to. If you consider 116 words a wall of text worthy of ridicule, then I think you're projecting about who the illiterate morons who shouldn't be on the Internet are here. You should get off the Internet and pay attention; Mr. Winkler is trying to teach you and the other 4th-graders how to use context clues and what the three-syllable word "demanding" means.

zeejoo@thelemmy.club · -12 pts · 161d

Bro actually counted the words lmfao. Touching grass isn't enough, you might be a lost cause.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 161d

OP clearly wasn't trying to fool anyone or spread disinformation, it's a meme and you losers are in here demanding a better bibliography.

Providing a better bibliography, in case anyone else wants it.

Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 161d (2 replies)

I'm lazy and stupid. He did me a favor, fuck you.

Leg@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Thanks for speaking up for the people like us!

Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 161d

If we don't stick together dickheads like that might make us use our reading comprehension skills.

I won't do it.

Avicenna@programming.dev · 33 pts · 161d (6 replies)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtag

portuga@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 161d (4 replies)

Bless you

menas@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 161d (3 replies)

Bless It

Avicenna@programming.dev · 7 pts · 161d (2 replies)

blessings beyond my comprehension

Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 161d

non-euclidean thoughts and prayers

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 161d

Blessings beyond my darkest nightmares

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 161d

Wrong story, more like "Tekeli-li"

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 161d

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 161d (3 replies)

Meta question: can someone enlighten me on the source/background of the image used for this meme? Is it from some movie?

xentrix@infosec.pub · 20 pts · 161d (2 replies)

The Cabin in the Woods (2011) Imdb

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 161d

Ty!

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 161d

Thanks.

gaiussabinus@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Gargles in incomprehensible horror

Avicenna@programming.dev · 2 pts · 161d

its fine, can not comprehend the horror

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 161d

flosses and spits in moderately comprehensible horror

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 12 pts · 161d

This cave is not a natural formation. Someone built it. So it must lead somewhere.

Brewchin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 161d

HP Lovecraft has entered the chat...

daannii@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 161d (1 reply)

That thing looks a bit like a giant red squid.

Do you think an actual giant red squid would know it wasn't?

That device is now at the bottom of the sea after a squid made sweet love to it. 🐙 🦑

Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d

This could also be the alternate plot to Iron Lung

Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 161d (3 replies)

How tf, I just watched the movie last night again after like 8 years and a meme pops up??

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 9 pts · 161d

kyle@europe.pub · 1 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Which movie is it?

weariedfae@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 160d

Cabin in the Woods

ZMoney@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 161d (6 replies)

Antarctica is a continent made of rock.

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 6 pts · 161d

IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 161d
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TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Not entirely actually! I just learned earlier today (Wikipedia) that "if its ice is considered not as land, but as water, it is not a single landmass, but several landmasses of much smaller area, since the ice-bedrock boundary is below sea level in many regions of the continent"

melfie@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 161d (1 reply)

TIL that glacier ice is considered a type of mono-mineralic rock: https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/glacier-ice-a-type-rock

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d

So did I! Thanks!

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d

You're confusing a continent with a craton. A continent is an entire geographic region. It's not a singular object.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 161d

sidelove@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 161d

Yessss I've been waiting for the new Bioshock!

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 161d

You spent seven years on MacGyver and you can't figure this one out?

ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 161d

I can think of nothing worse than having to relive the story of AVP in real life. I barely made it to the credits the first time.

Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 161d (4 replies)

There is no "beneath antartica". Antarctica is a continent. That would be like "beneath north america". The best you can do is under one of the ice sheets.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Well… beneath North America is a massive super volcano, so…

CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 161d (1 reply)

No. A volcano is a vent or fissure in a planetary crust. The volcano itself is a geologigal structure and integral part of the north american plate.
A hotspot is what lies under that volcano and thereby under the north american plate.

However, those areas are not reachable by submarine (or any human vehicle at this point in time or the past). And that was the original commenter's point. There is no "under a continent" for a submarine.

qualia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d

When I was younger I used to interpret plate tectonics as meaning all land masses floated on top of the oceans (water). But it's closer to they all float on liquid hot magma.

marcos@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 161d

Apparently Antarctica isn't even contiguous. But most of the time, that means beneath the ice on the border of Antarctica.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 161d

I wish you'd les with unmanned, but then id've never clicked the article

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 161d

Get in, loser! We're going to Agartha!

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Unknown structures filled with giant, albino penguins and one very angry gelatinous cube.

Avicenna@programming.dev · 1 pts · 161d

one very angry incomprehensible gelatinous cube

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 161d

Hollow Earth confirmed. /s

muxika@piefed.muxika.org · 3 pts · 161d

This is how we get Breakers. Smash their brains.

waddle_dee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 161d
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BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 161d (3 replies)

Where is this from?

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 6 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Cabin in the woods 2011

DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Anyone asking where this is from, watch it! Its soooo goooood!

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 2 pts · 161d

I totally agree!

Dana: Me? The virgin?
The Director: We work with what we have.

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 2 pts · 156d

My theory: companies secretly violating international treaties to extract resources from below the ice floor