Rule

Heres the link btw if you want to apply: https://www.notion.so/Join-our-Polycule-339ce84f25648043922be9551ed5b846

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TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 177 pts · 119d (18 replies)

Wanted: Roommate, must fuck every other housemate

Edit: wow this is a cult lmao

favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 37 pts · 119d (10 replies)
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Anivia@feddit.org · 34 pts · 119d (9 replies)

How expensive is rent in the US if that listed rent is saving money????

favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 119d (8 replies)
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fun_times@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 119d (5 replies)

Jesus christ! That's around the median monthly income in my country. And I come from a rich country.

My rent is around a fifth of that. Please tell me the $3000-4000 range is at least for a family apartment.

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 119d (4 replies)

The majority of America its physically impossible to live by yourself with in an hours drive one way of any reasonable job.

You either have roommates, work two jobs, work remote and live so far out in bumfuck nowhere your basically a hermit.

Or you live in glorified squaller.

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 119d (1 reply)

The average rent in the US is about 1600/mo, and the median household income is 83k/yr. Obviously these averages/medians will change dramatically when looking at individual places, but if you live in a major coastal city that's infamous for being unaffordable you will absolutely need roommates to afford rent.

However there's also plenty of major cities which are not unaffordable so while you can have your eyes pop out of your sockets looking at LA, SF, NYC, etc. Toledo OH or Milwaukee WI are just quietly going on about their day being relatively affordable places to live with plenty healthy local economies

hraegsvelmir@ani.social · 2 pts · 118d

I've looked at those sorts of cities, and honestly, it has yet to wind up proving practical once I run the numbers. Yeah, I could move to Indianapolis and have a much nicer apartment for the same money or less, but between wages generally being substantially lower and needing to purchase at least two cars to be able to get around in most of these places, it's always wound up where I would be tossing the roughly the same percentage of my income away between those two factors.

Like, I would be perfectly fine with moving away to a city where I took a paycut, but could afford a comparable apartment with a lower rent and rely on public transit or bike infrastructure to get around safely and quickly, but I haven't found anywhere that ticks those two boxes yet.

It really seems like something that only makes sense if you're taking an internal transfer and will be keeping your higher salary after moving inland.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 118d

work remote and live so far out in bumfuck nowhere your basically a hermit.

I did this for a few years and miss my hermit life.

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 119d

That's not entirely true. I pay less than $1k per month for my small one bedroom apartment and live within driving distance of a small city that has ok jobs. I'm not exactly thriving but i'm at least treading water.

bridgeburner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 118d (1 reply)

Do jobs at least usually pay 10 grand or more per month there?

favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 118d
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blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 119d (6 replies)

How many people does a group need to become a cult? I don't think 3 cuts it

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 119d (1 reply)

A cult with only one member is just an unusual habit. But two? You've got a leader and a follower, I think that's enough.

monotremata@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 118d

I would in fact think they must all start that way.

weariedfae@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 119d (1 reply)

There are single family cults. You can absolutely have a cult with 3 people. It's all about control.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 118d

Such as the Duggars.

And basically anyone in FLDS.

tazeycrazy@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 119d

It's a start

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 112d

Check "Stolen Youth: Inside the Cult at Sarah Lawrence" - a Hulu documentary series released in 2022.

Warning: heavy shit. Like, seriously. I can take a lot, but this was a hard pill to swallow.

EpeeGnome@feddit.online · 108 pts · 119d (16 replies)

I clicked the link and read the whole thing. I still am not sure if this is sincere or satire. It's so out there that I kind of hope it is real, and that they find what they are looking for.

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 80 pts · 119d (4 replies)

My favorite part:

What is your “special move”? *

If you are under 25 & haven’t figured it out yet, you may skip this question.

fireweed@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 119d (2 replies)

I was leaning real but intentionally humorous, but then they asked for the applicant's LinkedIn profile and now I have no idea

mika_mika@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 119d (1 reply)
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Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 119d
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kieron115@startrek.website · 3 pts · 118d

I liked the bit about having been involved in 5 or more orgies counting as experience.

Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 119d

The breeding pool stuff makes me lean more towards satire

troybot@midwest.social · 24 pts · 119d (5 replies)

I don't believe you because the fine print at the bottom specifically says you can't click the link

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 119d (4 replies)

OP put the link in the post text

tauonite@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 119d (3 replies)

you can't click the link

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 119d

Only if you cannot read

tauonite@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d

It says so

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 119d

the lemmy post text contains the link in clickable (and not shortened) form

Dojan@pawb.social · 11 pts · 119d (3 replies)

I’ve heard of bananas stories like this over on StrangeÆons channel, so it might very well be real.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 119d (1 reply)

You mean the Portland Polycule From Hell? That was determined to be fake unfortunately, someone was just having fun making up stories.

Dojan@pawb.social · 2 pts · 119d

Aww, that’s possible. Though I feel like there’s been plenty of similar stories.

youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 4 pts · 119d

Ive known people in at least three of these. Theres no way to know.

curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 92 pts · 119d (7 replies)

There are so many little things in that link that sends up a little red flag, but this section.... Oof.

Family planning:

  • We would like to have 3-4 kids.
  • We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations. This would likely take place in the next 1-2 years.
  • As you would be a newer addition to the polycule, we would need to get to know you for 2-4 years (depending on good behavior) before considering adding you to the gene pool.
remotelove@lemmy.ca · 69 pts · 119d (6 replies)

Genetically-optimal? How in the fuck do they determine that? What happens if their spawn is not genetically-optimal? Recycling bin?

Geezus fuck people are dumb sometimes.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 22 pts · 119d

Genetically-optimal? How in the fuck do they determine that?

Hot and hot = optimal, I'd assume. I haven't checked the website to see if they have photos of the people or anything.

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 119d (2 replies)

Ugh it smells very american, who ever talks like that any more? Didn't you pay attention during WW2? 😬

youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 12 pts · 119d

Nobody did and everyone who tried is long dead.

Soulg@ani.social · 2 pts · 118d

..... Americans don't talk like the either... What does that even mean

arin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d (1 reply)

Racist

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 119d

Yes, the people trying to conduct their own eugenics experiments are likely racist. "Desirable traits" is very much subjective, especially when trying to breed out some characteristics. (Not to be confused with superficial desires when selecting a mate on your own accord. To say you "like men or women with brown hair" doesn't mean that you want to breed all other traits out of existence.)

pennomi@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 119d (16 replies)
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Maven@piefed.zip · 71 pts · 119d (12 replies)

Yeah 100%. As someone who is a "normal" poly person, the stuff listed in this is awful and terrible and shouldnt ever actually be considered polyamory.

pennomi@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 119d (7 replies)
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Maven@piefed.zip · 32 pts · 119d (6 replies)

Yooo!!! Lets start a cult in Seattle!

queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 119d (2 replies)

I only join cults nowadays if they offer a remote-only option. Tried it out during the pandemic, got used to it, refuse to go back. It's so much less work.

forrgott@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 119d (1 reply)

But how do you distribute the 'kool-aid'?

youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 4 pts · 119d

Packets in the mail.

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 119d (1 reply)

Not even who you replied to but If you can help me relocate I am so down :P

Maven@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 119d

Unfortunately, I am not actually in Seattle. Thats just where the original ad is from.

I definitely need to start a polycule cult though where im at. I think I could do it well!

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 119d

That seems a little redundant

Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 119d (1 reply)

What's so terrible about long walks on the beach in 3:4 formation??? /j

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 119d

I'm more of a 4:3 guy

snoons@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 119d (1 reply)

Poly as in plastic.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 9 pts · 119d

Life in plastic, its fantastic.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 119d (1 reply)

It's Norman, who will absolutely give up the presidency, but right now is bad timing.

mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 119d

Just another 6 or 7 years and then another person can be at the top of the hierarchy. (This was said 6-7 years ago)

night_petal@piefed.social · 1 pts · 118d

Reminds me of the Final Fantasy house.

Maven@piefed.zip · 56 pts · 119d (1 reply)

I should note: this is NOT me.

recentSlinky@lemmy.ca · 102 pts · 119d

Found the defector

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 52 pts · 119d (1 reply)

Come on, "polyrule" was right there

Maven@piefed.zip · 19 pts · 118d

DAMMIT!

Avicenna@programming.dev · 31 pts · 119d (2 replies)

"We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations. This would likely take place in the next 1-2 years."

Wow, I think this just found the field of microeugenics

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d (1 reply)

The dark arts have practiced by meddling mothers for centuries!

Avicenna@programming.dev · 4 pts · 118d

%100 cult vibes. cosmic horror lets gooooo

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 31 pts · 119d (5 replies)

Yeah, I know when a polycule is looking for a short member they can lift up to get the cookie jar & high shelf stuff.

Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 119d (4 replies)

5'5" is about the global average, it's not short.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 27 pts · 119d (1 reply)

You are right, I was trying to reference this in a petty attempt at humour

Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 119d

Ah I see, I wasn't familiar :)

horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 119d (1 reply)

Maybe if you're including children.

edit: Apparently not: https://compareheight.net/average-human-height-worldwide/

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 119d

Oh, they are looking for a tall gf then.

Supervisor194@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 119d

I'd need more information before I could say I wanted to be in their polycule, much less their breeding pool.

Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 119d (8 replies)

I'm not poly, but $1,500 is pretty cheap rent for San Francisco...

Speculater@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 119d (1 reply)

Are you sexually compatible with all genders in their cule?

SavinDWhales@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d

FAFO now has a new meaning!

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 119d (1 reply)

Jesus I was just thinking the opposite. I would be OK with poly if it meant saving on rent but 1500 is fucking ridiculous (and I'm thinking Canadian). Even coming from the most expensive rent in Canada, that's way too fucking much to also be dealing with weird "breeders".

youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 3 pts · 119d

I pay 16 for a closet. California is wild.

Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 119d (3 replies)

Well if they're walking 3:4 there's 12 people in said polycule so total rent would be $18 840 which... doesn't seem particularly cheap.

E: Haha ok so if they meant 3+4 then '3:4' is the absolute worst way of writing that. And that's still $11 000 a month.

Echolynx@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 119d

House is 4 bedrooms, group is 7 people. (Three pairs share a room at least.)

Liz@midwest.social · 3 pts · 119d

There's 7, including the applicant. They meant 3, then 4.

RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 119d

They mean a line of 3 and another of 4 people wide formation. They wish to be exactly 7 people

mech@feddit.org · 26 pts · 119d (4 replies)

You can't click on this link

Never heard of QR codes? Are all members over 50 years old?

Maven@piefed.zip · 33 pts · 119d (2 replies)

Most of them are 20s or 30s but one of them is 65.

The worst part is that one of them is a software engineer!

riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 119d (1 reply)

wait, you know the people in the polycule???

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 119d

You cannot click the link. But the url is real

Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d

...bruh

favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 119d
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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 119d (1 reply)

I don’t understand this post. All I see are red flags.

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 119d

That means you DO understand the post.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 119d (1 reply)

I'm happy with my monocule. Every couch feels like an XL couch when you're by yourself

Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 118d

spacesatan@leminal.space · 19 pts · 119d

If this was Portland I'd be sure it's a joke, but SF? who could say

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 118d (3 replies)

The video of Zaid on the website. He blinks a lot while pausing before saying he's ok. That is a sign people in cults do when they are not ok.

Also, when a group make a video of a member in which they state they are ok to prove nothing is wrong, it's a sign something is wrong.

When they state a member leaving as "defected", it's a sign of a cult.

When they use the word "breeding" for adding children to their group is totally not a red flag lol.

espurr@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 118d

H...E....L....P.....M...E.....E...................H....E...L...P......M....E............

Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 117d (1 reply)

I didn't see any videos as I couldn't get through the link, it's still early morning and I can't ruin my entire day.

That being said I did read your comment before opening the link and what you said about Zaid... well, what they say about Zaid: "... and the “least favorite” haha, just kidding! That’s one of our inside jokes, which you’ll get to know if you end up joining our polycule :)"

And their rules states "no playing favourites".

Reading on its just....

Edit now I saw the video and wtf. They can't even allow him the be the center of attention in the video they're making about him to show he's not being bullied in a cult, as they're just doing shadows figures all over that blinking-hostage "I'm definitely super alright" blink blink blink video.

Also that rent totals to almost 11 000 USD a month. I think "Norman" is maybe profiting a bit from this cult.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 117d

Things we know:

  • has leader which is spiritual guide
  • costs a lot of money
  • strict rules
  • rules go against human nature, like not having favorite
  • leaving is defecting
  • inside joke hints of bullying
  • video shown of that person is also full of red flags
  • sex is not a choice, you are forced to sleep with everyone, partake in play time
  • you are forced to live there
  • you're not allowed to have physical contact outside the poly group
  • planning for children is called breeding

We don't have much more to go on than the paper in the original post, their website and the video, so it's not a very objective opinion I have, but what I see correlates flawlessly with known cults. Cults are an interest of mine, I've seen and read a lot about cults in many different forms.

MithranArkanere@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 118d

"You can't click on this link because it is on printed paper, you will need to type it into your browser".

That got me chuckling, because I have actually tried to do that multiple times, but only succeeded twice.

SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 12 pts · 119d (7 replies)

I was convinced this was satire and then I clicked through the link. See for yourself and maybe apply :)

Micromot@piefed.social · 8 pts · 119d (2 replies)

The form still feels very satire-like

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 118d (1 reply)

They added a video lmao

Micromot@piefed.social · 4 pts · 118d

That feels like a very elaborate joke from a friendgroup to me now

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d (3 replies)

Probably only if your waist is below a certain size 🤢 god that link made me unreasonably fucking mad

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 119d

Wait, really? I might actually qualify ♥️ BRB, filling out an application to be in an elitist discriminatory sex cult 😄

Edit: nvm, I don't meet their tallness specifications 😥

Echolynx@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 119d (1 reply)

Or above a minimum... who knows.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d

Very true. Either way, not a nice way to screen people imo

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 118d

They lost me when they asked for a LinkedIn account

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 118d (1 reply)
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TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 112d

It's a cult.

SlippiHUD@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 118d

I love how they don't rule out people who can't figure out a printed url. I certainly couldnt partner with someone who needs instructions on how to use a link.

Why wouldnt you just use a qr code?

CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 118d

If serious: The breeding thing and this being SF suggests some strange subgroup from lesswrong/rationalism/TESCREAL or whatever they go by now.

yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 118d

I still can't understand if this is a joke or not. Some parts feel like a joke.

Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 119d

It's San Francisco, one of them was bound to be

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 118d

One person's heaven is another's hell.

This sounds like an unrelenting horror to me. Imagine all of the talking.... yap yap yap every second 'it's hot' 'i'm hungry' GET OUT GET OUT

GenosseFlosse@feddit.org · 4 pts · 119d

Is that a thing now? In my flat share I had to find my own girlfriends outside of my flat.

tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 114d

oh yeah someone here's getting murdered for sure

figjam@midwest.social · 2 pts · 119d

Cultlike behavior

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 111d

Fucking Greg