For example, "flammable" and "inflammable" both describe an object that can easily catch on fire. I can also think of "ceased" and "deceased", both of which can mean someone or something has been brought to an end.
edit: Some people are including words that can also mean its opposite (like sanction or table), those are cool too! The more weird words, the better!
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scoste@discuss.tchncs.de · 55 pts · 97d
Up and down
“Are you up for that?” “Yeah, I’m down”
TwigletSparkle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 96d
"Are you down for that?" "Yeah, I'm up"
insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe · 48 pts · 97d
Dust. Dust the shelf, dust the loaf with flour.
Well, this is the opposite thing (same word meaning opposite) but if you ask me it's the same.
EDIT: For some that fit better:
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 97d
I think valuable / invaluable actually have different meanings. Something which is invaluable, is so important a value should not be assigned.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 97d
invaluable would be equivalent to priceless.
LostCarcosan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 96d
Priceless and worthless mean the same
Don't @ me
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
Valuable member of society
Invaluable member of society
Neither case leads to a tangible valuation of the member as both have positive meanings. Invaluable is sort of like valuable+1, but both are just invaluable superlatives.
Beacon@fedia.io · 13 pts · 97d
That's called a contronym, which (as you said) is different than what OP is looking for
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contronym
Bonifratz@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 97d
Caregiver/caretaker is a fun one I had never considered.
fireweed@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 97d
Two examples where erroneous usage has resulted in this paradox:
Regardless and irregardless
"I couldn't care less" and "I could care less"
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 97d
I don't think either were ever said by competently literate people (wtf is "irregardless"? And do they mean they could "care less" about a subject or do they mean the opposite but don't understand negation?) so idk if this fits what OP was saying entirely. They're just obvious mistakes that have been normalized as people got dumber, right?
TORFdot0@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 97d
Irregardless means “without a lack of regard”. Ergo vis-à-vis if you say irregardless you are actually fully regarded
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
👏😆
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 97d
People will defend those until they’re blue in the face, and I don’t know why. It’s always the “language is always in a state of flux” bullshit, like improper negations are normal and expected.
jaycifer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
Well, I could care less, but I don’t care enough to determine exactly how little I could.
CombatWombat@feddit.online · 3 pts · 97d
I find intensifying to be more natural than negating for things like “I couldn’t care less,” or “irregardless,” or “misunderestimate” to a certain extent — if something is “worthwhile regardless,” I don’t have to regard that, but if it is “worthwhile irregardless,” I really don’t have to think about it at all. It just seems right that if I put a bunch of negative words in one sentence, it should be really, really negative, instead of it being negative if I used an odd number and positive if I used an even number; same with prefixes and suffixes. I think it’s probably too much to try to reform English to work as such, but if I were building a conlang it’s what I would do.
uhmbah@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 96d
I could care less
Sxan@piefed.zip · -14 pts · 97d
I didn't realize it until you mentioned it, but while I remember hearing "I could care less" a lot in previous years, I haven't heard anyone use it incorrectly like þat recently. I guess we have þe diligent, tireless efforts of þe grammar Nazis to þank for eradicating þat particular annoyance.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 97d
I þink i've seen your comments around a few times and it always seems like haters are downvoting just for þe use of "þ." Most unwarranted, if so!
tuckerm@feddit.online · 3 pts · 97d
I agree! I do appreciate the apparently zero fucks that this person gives about the downvotes, though. :D
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 97d
holy shit, someone using thorn in þe wild!
þat just made my day!
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 0 pts · 97d
People using "I could care less" correctly? How? Is þere even a correct usage at all?
General_Effort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
I could care less by some margin M greater than epsilon greater than zero.
meco03211@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
I'd heard it explained as originally being "I could care less, but I'd have to try" which carries with it the paradoxical interpretation that it's not even worth the effort of trying to care less.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 1 pts · 97d
That sounds like a post-hoc rationalisation. I don't believe anyone said that "full version" before saying the wrong version
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 97d
Totally is, but I need to believe thats the intent or I'll suffer a totally pointless and avoidable aneurysm eventually
Sxan@piefed.zip · -1 pts · 97d
I meant, using it what what þey really mean is "couldn't".
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 97d
WHAT A COUNTRY!
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 97d
Hi Dr.Nick!
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 26 pts · 97d
Literally means either literally or figuratively, and context doesn't really help.
1D10@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 97d
Literally literally means figuratively, or literally, however figuratively literally only means figuratively.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 97d
Now ask a particle scientist
1D10@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
Can't they are too small and I can only know either where they are or how fast they are.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 97d
Really, it's a way to spot a bad dictionary.
a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 96d
I think the word 'unironically' has started to fill the void left behind after the word 'literally' was changed to mean 'figuratively'
SqueakySpider@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 96d
And it's been like that for decades! I only learned this recently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literally
ignirtoq@feddit.online · 23 pts · 97d
To bone and to debone both mean to remove bones from something, typically food.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 97d
Similarly, peel and unpeel.
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d
Hulled means either the hull is still present or has been removed.
Beacon@fedia.io · 4 pts · 96d
Unpitted DO have pits, and pitted have NO pits.
Sounds so backwards. The problem is they're referring to the verb of the word "pit", meaning "removing the pit". So "unpitted" means "not removing the pit". So dumb.
Beacon@fedia.io · 1 pts · 96d
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 97d
One of those also means to add a bone to something. Coincidentally, that's why I got fired from my job at the butcher shop.
cropsec@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 97d
suck and blow
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 97d
..are opposites
naticus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 97d
Except on my... Other account.
Watermark710@piefed.social · 4 pts · 96d
"Man, that sucks."
"Man, that blows."
Those two phrases have identical meanings.
Klear@quokk.au · 18 pts · 97d
This is kinda the opposite to what you are asking: awesome and awful used to mean the same thing IIRC, both being something filling you with awe. Later the meanings split between positive and negative.
Same with terrible and terrific.
mimavox@piefed.social · 6 pts · 97d
As a non-native English speaker, I always have to think a second extra about "terrific", about it being negative or positive. Probably because it sound similar to "terrible".
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d
Or as an analog: horror - terror, horrific - terrific.
Beacon@fedia.io · 3 pts · 96d
You're right to think that, because that's how both words began!
https://www.etymonline.com/word/terrific
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 97d
I often thought awful was an odd word. Surely awful = full of awe, but it is frequently used to describe things that have little to no awe.
Also I have now said the word awe too much and it looks strange.
Beacon@fedia.io · 3 pts · 96d
My guess is it came about because people were using it to mean "something so bad it fills you with awe". Like "the thing humans are doing to the environment are awful". But then it lost its connection to awe.
That's my guess.
chunes@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 97d
Near miss and near hit both mean a close call.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 97d
My pedestrian is half run over.
jtrek@startrek.website · 14 pts · 97d
Sanction can mean a punishment or an authorization.
Came up in a DND game where a devil's contract said the players crossing the region would be sanctioned, or something like that. Players thought it meant they had permission, fine print said they would be punished.
Sualtam@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 97d
It means authorized decision. The decision can be a punishment.
chunes@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 97d
One that sorta works:
it's all uphill / downhill from here -> it's only going to get worse
TwigletSparkle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 96d
not really; "it's all downhill from here" means that the hardest part is behind you, and progress will be easier from here
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 97d
One way mirror and two way mirror
Sxan@piefed.zip · -13 pts · 97d
Is a two-way mirror a window? Or just a mirror? I don't believe I've ever heard þe term.
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d
Do you just get stalked by downvote bots or something?
Sxan@piefed.zip · -1 pts · 97d
Dunno. I don't pay much attention to vote scores.
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 97d
Antiautonym is what you're looking for.
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 97d
Garnish can either be an enhancing addition such as in a dish, or to take something away such as garnishing wages.
You can lease/rent something to a tenant... Or you can lease/rent something from someone.
The informal definition of "literally" is an exaggeration of something that is not literally true. Inn other words, figuratively.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · -1 pts · 97d
Your lease/rent example both have the same meaning.
And the "literal" issue is in the last 20 years from maroons using it incorrectly.
You say "literally" to me and I'm taking you at your word.
GiantRobotTRex@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 97d
There are examples of "literally" being used figuratively as far back as 1769.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literally
Reyali@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
I didn’t know shades of red spoke English.
Also, can you elaborate on how the lease/rent examples mean the same thing? Because Merriam Webster defines them as two opposite things.
Maybe you just meant that they’re the same word, so even though they mean opposite things, they don’t fit OP’s question?
Brokkr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
Rent and lease are not opposite. They mean the same thing in both contexts and describe both sides of the relationship.
The first definition means the same thing for both words. The second definition also means the same thing for both words.
Reyali@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
The point was not that rent and lease are opposites of each other, but that both each contain opposite meanings.
Rent means both to grant possession of a thing in exchange for rent AND to take a thing and hold in an agreement to pay rent.
Lease means both to grant by lease and to hold under lease.
So, put another way: “rent” has two opposite definitions, and “lease” has two opposite definitions.
Not that rent/lease are opposites of each other.
Sxan@piefed.zip · -4 pts · 97d
"I'm garnishing my bank account with your wages."
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 8 pts · 97d
The undead are dead.
vividspecter@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 97d
Slightly different, but single words meaning multiple conflicting things seem to come to mind more readily:
Brokkr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
Within a region, does table ever mean both of those?
In the US, it means to set aside or ignore it, but never means to continue the discussion. In the UK it means to discuss it, does it ever mean to also set it aside?
vividspecter@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 97d
I think there's some bleed between different countries, given increasing global connectivity. I've heard both definitions in Australia which makes sense as we are influenced by both countries but I suspect the British version is more common.
mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 97d
Similar to chips meaning both crisps and French fries.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 97d
In French there is personne (someone) and personne (no one), plus (more) and plus (no more)
EndOfLine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 97d
inflammable and flammable
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 97d
What a country!
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 97d
Not the original question you asked, but fits in with your edit:
Priceless and worthless are opposites
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d
I literally can't believe this thread.
Pappabosley@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d
Cleave
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 97d
Yeah, right.
clag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 96d
For Australians, yeah, yeah nah, yeah yeah nah, nah, nah yeah nah, nah nah yeah, all have subtly different positive and/or negative meanings, often dependent on the situation.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d
Restless and Restful.
mark and demarcate. I love this one.
also, limit and delimit
a bit of a stretch but i can imagine someone saying "You're a natural" and "you're a freak" to express someone being abnormally talented at something on their first try.
"You're a natural at rock climbing. You're a rock climbing freak. A freak at rock climbing."
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d
While checking words that might work here i was reminded of this annoying trio:
They mean, respectively:
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 97d
also elucidate more common in scientific works,foreshadowing.
iatenine@piefed.social · 5 pts · 97d
They're called "contranyms". Easy to find examples once you know that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contronym
Beacon@fedia.io · 10 pts · 97d
No that's different. A contronym is where the same single word has two opposing meaning. OP is asking for two separate words that sounds like they should be opposites but actually have the same meaning, like flammable and inflammable which both mean "can catch on fire".
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 97d
deceased specifically refers to death though. ceased mean something stopped in its track. " no offense and offensive" means the same thing if the context is describing someone or something. shelled/deshelled both means shells are remove from a plant product.
mech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 97d
EvenOdds@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 97d
ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 96d
Ravel and unravel can both mean to take apart something that was knitted or woven.
bampop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
"egregious" means outstandingly bad or flagrant, also distinguished or eminent
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 97d
Egregious is distinguished only on a negative sense
Kolonel_Kahlua@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
Fast
bampop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
Good example! And what's with "fast food" anyway? That's not how fasting works
Kolonel_Kahlua@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 96d
That and "Run fast" vs "held fast".
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 97d
simulacra_procession@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 97d
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 97d
j4k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
relative²
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 1 pts · 97d
Barely. Barely not. It has it's opposite meaning in itself and you barely notice it.
square@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 97d
I'm not sure this is correct, but I've heard that flammable and inflammable being used as synonyms is recent. Originally, inflammable meant able to burst into flames without a significant ignition source. Like a pile of oily rags or something that could catch fire because it was left out in the sun or just got too warm.
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
It sounds like it should mean something flame-proof. Like destructible - indestructible.
square@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 96d
Yeah, adding in- as a prefix often does mean that, but it can also mean in, on, or into (among others) as a prefix or just part of the core word. And in this case inflammable comes from adding the suffix -able to inflame, a word that already starts with in- in it's into meaning. And one definition of inflame is "to burst into flames."
Sxan@piefed.zip · -26 pts · 97d
And what is þis type of þing called?
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 97d
Refusal to follow established communication norms to be quirky and different?
Antisocial behavior!
Sxan@piefed.zip · -10 pts · 97d
Hence the punishment of my peers wiþ downvotes. Oh, how will I ever face my children?
Anyway...