I don't make the rules

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Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Haha, I'm glad I'm not like that....

remembers the blue hat I wear every day

Ah, crap.

TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 15 pts · 91d

Same exact reaction.

“At least I don’t wear a hat.”

Except for that blue cadet-style cap you got in Colorado that you liked because it, combined with your beard, made you look vaguely like a train conductor or a maybe a Union soldier and also expressed your love of mountains which you wear almost every morning when walking your dog to hide your bed-head.

“Fuck.”

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Imma hillychopter

Magnum@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 90d

I always wantes to have a hat like that

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 23 pts · 91d

I waited until 40 and went with the rave/dance festival bucket hat

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 91d (4 replies)

Texas: Y'all ain't gotta wait 'till yer 30! You can put on a Stetson soon as yer old enough for mutton bustin' and wear that sucker for the rest of yer got-danged life!

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 91d (2 replies)

I've got a beaver-skin U.S. Forest Service Stetson. It doesn't even fit, but it's so badass I can't part with it.

Edit: Picture:

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 90d (1 reply)

How close is it? You can take it into a hat store with a steamer and have them resize it.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d

Good idea, I may just try someday, when I pull it out of storage.

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 91d

And being the southwest wearing a hat outside isn't really a choice, unless you like a sunburned scalp.

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 91d (6 replies)

My hat has a little version of itself for a logo

snooggums@piefed.world · 31 pts · 91d (5 replies)

What about a hat hat hat?

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SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 91d

Holy shit, it's my hat's grandhat

Bademantel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d (3 replies)

Monkey sees, monkey wants. I'm in desperate need of a personality. Is this hat real?

snooggums@piefed.world · 6 pts · 91d (2 replies)
Bademantel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Great, now I'm a dad, apparently. Thank you!

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d

That hat worked fast! I need one.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 91d (4 replies)

Mine is a Boonie hat in digicam that I made myself from scratch

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 91d (3 replies)

Your face camo works better with that terrain than the hat camo

Agent641@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 91d (2 replies)

That's just how I look

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Your skin looks radiant! What is your secret?

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 90d
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WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 91d (5 replies)

As long as it’s not the maga hat we good fam.

FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 91d (1 reply)

As a 49ers fan I carry a little extra hate for them choosing a red hat to signify their shittiness.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d

Same as a Chicago Bulls fan.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d (2 replies)

You can pry my MAKE AMERICA GOON AGAIN hat from my cold, dead hands.

ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 91d

No way anyone's touching those hands, we know where they've been.

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d

You might wanna go & see a doctor to get those cold, dead hands looked at...

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 91d (3 replies)

wieson@feddit.org · 4 pts · 90d (1 reply)

Bug Catcher Brownsgy wants to fight
dididledee dididledee 🌀🌀🌀

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 90d

I actually have this as my profile pic on Discord:

Pokemon Gen 3 Bug Catcher sprite

anamethatisnt@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 90d

Considering how my neck usually ends up after a day of gardening I should probably invest in one of those.

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 91d (3 replies)

I try to pull off a hat and end up like this:

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 91d (1 reply)

How euphoric (do people still make that joke?)

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d

Probably, I recently saw someone make that joke on social media.

Light_Snail@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d

Still better than me with baseball cap :D hats like fedora or panama are amazingly great fit for me. Proper size. Trilby (the type of fedora on the picture), is not that fashionable, tho. But wrong size and this picture made the bad reputation for almost all fedoras, except the Linux one.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 91d (2 replies)

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 90d (1 reply)

Squidbillies-ass looking hat

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 89d

Well that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

Edit: I ended up going the 5-panel, flat brim hat long ago due to ultimate.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 91d (3 replies)

My hat:

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d

Gotta get some bill accessories. I was looking for something like a fishing hook but with roach clips but this works too(random Etsy listing):

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d

That is one decked out hat.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 91d

Love it

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 91d (4 replies)

I'm 39, I don't wear hats.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d (2 replies)

9 damn wasted years

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 91d (1 reply)

I do wear this at festivals

shneancy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 90d

you've been forgiven

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 90d
shweddy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d

I chose 2 actually
Faded old Yankee dad hat
Yankee snapback with oversized logo
And turning the visor to the back is old hat

sirico@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 91d

My face doesn't accessorise well at all. Never found glasses or hats that suit me

FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d

The wind easily blew my hat off the other day…that’s when I realized I bought it more than 15 years ago and it’s probably time to update old faithful.

jambudz@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 91d

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 6 pts · 91d

Damn.

I was about to make a joke about a dumb novelty hat I wore my senior year of college... then realized I wore it so much that if I did so, there'd be a non-zero chance I might accidentally dox myself lol

I'm sure they were mass produced, but Murphy's Law is a cruel mistress haha

CobblerScholar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d

Not a hat per se but I do now have like 2 dozen different bandanas...

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 5 pts · 90d (3 replies)
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Rooster326@programming.dev · 2 pts · 90d (1 reply)

Damn.

That's.

A.

$52 Hat

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 90d
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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d

I like it

EvilFonzy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d (1 reply)

My hat that says 'SLUDGE' in a metal band font is just part of my personality! The other half is a Mountain Dew shirt.

Sludge@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 91d

That's lit fam.

Tehhund@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d

Lucky me, I look terrible in every hat so now my entire personality is "doesn't wear hats."

M137@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 90d (1 reply)

I had a period in my early 20s when I wore one if these:

I had no thought behind it, just liked it, but many thought it was to look older. Haven't really worn a hat since then, only a beanie during winter but not at all in a "define my personality" way. Guess I gotta go and find something, definitely some hippie thing!

Bourff@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d

I bought one like this recently, because I shave my head and without one it's either too cold or too sunny. I love it, but my kids keep saying it's an "old man's hat". I don't care, I've had people in the street stop me to tell me it looks good .

thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 4 pts · 91d (1 reply)

I started shaving my head at 23. Hats make my head sweaty and they're uncomfortable. Also the confidence to not wear a hat makes you stand out for a certain kind of woman.

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 91d

I wear a hat because I don't like a sunburned scalp

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 91d (5 replies)

My hat's a tactical cap with hook-and-loop mounting points, where I change out various morale patches based on what I'm feeling that day. (A lot of times it's the X-COM "vigilo confido" patch haha.)

So does the hat choose my personality? Or does my personality choose the hat? Who's to say. It's flexible and open to change at least. :D

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d (4 replies)

I'm a big XCOM fan, and I love that you have a Vigilo Confido patch.

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 89d (3 replies)

Right on! Just for you...

I'm on overwatch. 😉

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 88d (2 replies)

Damn, that's cool.

I have that Vigilo Confido as a sticker on my PC case, and I picked up one of these Chryssalids to live on a shelf above where I usually play.

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 88d (1 reply)

Damn, that's cool.

❤️

That sounds wicked! I should totally decorate my PC case with an emblem like that too! I'm still using that Corsair C70 that looks like an olive drab ammo box. :D

Awesome (and super spooky) chryssalid figure! I didn't even know they made those. 😲 It definitely does the creature justice!

Now I wonder what other figures there are, but I realize at this point I'm probably better off making my own fan models to 3D print. XD

I don't wanna know how old X-COM WoTC is. I always start it, make a bunch of progress, and then have to abandon it for like half a year at a time. One of these daaaays!!!

I gotta go back and try the classics too. There's open source engines for them now! :D

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 88d

Surprisingly, I haven't been able to find much merch other than the chryssalids, but it's so far after the fact now that yeah, custom stuff is basically the only way. The chryssalids are still on eBay for about 10 bucks.

I played Enemy Unknown, but most of my time over the past decade(?) has been WOTC. I would have the same pattern of sinking hours into it, then getting distracted, then restarting. Over the past few months, I've been really grinding out Legendary+Ironman and finally just beat it for the first time ever. It took dozens and dozens of attempts. I'm eager to go back and play the original stuff too. I have them on steam, but the UI seems like a challenge to get used to.

PS: I created an XCOM community here when I joined lemmy, but it never really took off. It's probably too niche to have regular content with the size of lemmy. https://lemmy.world/c/xcom

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 90d

Nearly 50 and don't have a single hat that dominates. I have around 15 that I wear at various times. But most often don't wear one at all. I went through my hat phase in elementary and jr high.

U7826391786239@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 91d
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West_of_West@piefed.social · 4 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Turned 33 and bought a cap with a hockey logo to work outside with. Family then bought me a wool flatcap. I'm so torn.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d

Both are good, but a wool flatcap can usually be dressed up a bit if you ever need it to be.

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 90d

Instructions unclear, I am attached to a raggedy black hoodie.

felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d

I am a man of too many hats

Pat@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Flat cap with fold-down ear warmers. It's like a sophisticated baseball cap, and you won't freeze your ears off when it hits -10.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d

Used to have an amazing one I splurged on. My ex put it in the dryer. 😭

ampy@discuss.online · 3 pts · 90d

i dont like hats i only have 2 that i dont wear

JayDee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d

I have a collection of toques for winter and keep another collection of ballcaps from various places, mostly museums and zoos. The one I got for visiting the Smithsonian was a Washington D.C. one, though, and it doesn't cover my head well.

Sludge@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 91d (2 replies)

Mine are Poten hats. I like that they're "artisinally" made and the leather sweat band feels unique. Been wearing a synthetic suede hat from them and I like that it looks like suede but is more durable because it's a nylon hat brushed to look/feel like suede...

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Artists are anal. Artisanal.

Sludge@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 91d

I can buy the hats, but I clearly don't know how to spell.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 90d (1 reply)

The backwards hat maneuver fell out of style a while ago. You now see it mostly on people in their 40s rather than anyone younger

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 90d
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chefdano3@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 90d

I'm in this picture, and I'm not happy about it.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 91d

I've never seen anyone do this.

Not one...

jambudz@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 91d

Either Jake the dog or things alien/cryptid conspiracists say (I KNOW WHAT I SAW)

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 91d

Remember when silly hats the key factor in determining who should go to war with who?

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d (1 reply)

I'm going bald and still wont wear a hat unless I'm out in the sun. Been thinking of getting a fedora just to laugh at its current status among the simple minded.

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 90d
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