Moscow now has UFOs... it's OVER :(

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Klear@piefed.world · 177 pts · 46d (20 replies)

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 46d (4 replies)

That saucer is rolling coal.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 46d (3 replies)

So a pure asshole is at the helm.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 45d (2 replies)

That's a bit chauvinistic don't you think? Some species don't develop past the deuterosomic stage, but that doesn't mean you have to be rude about it.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 45d (1 reply)

Chauvinistic? Snort!!! Only pure bred assholes do this

Rolling Coal

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 45d

I was making a biology joke, rolling coal sucks

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 22 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Funnily enough, I saw this meme earlier, and thought it was an AI rendering of the world's fastest manhole cover. Then I scrolled Lemmy, and here I am.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 46d

It is a cover, but a few orders of magnitude bigger!

LordMayor@piefed.social · 7 pts · 46d

Perfect

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -1 pts · 46d

Boo

Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 46d (10 replies)

Did you ask a fucking AI to help you put text on this, or why is it so grainy?

Grimy@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 46d

First they came for the artists, then they came for the guys that put text on images.

0ops@piefed.zip · 24 pts · 46d (5 replies)

No one's ever made a photo grainy before, it had to be artificial intelligence!

Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 46d (4 replies)

Sure.

Anyway, here's how the pictures compare in any image editor (the darker the more identical the pixel):

Notice that I lined the UFO up, but the skyline is now all out of whack, which seems to be a lot of work to give to oneself if all you wanted to do was add 4 words. Similarly, I can line up parts of the skyline, but now the UFO is at the wrong place:

In conclusion: I am pretty sure it was done with AI.

0ops@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 46d

Upvoted for getting your hands dirty with the analysis. The grain doesn't mean anything imo but yeah that alignment is fishy

ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d (2 replies)

I feel like it's more likely the creator just moved the UFO for some reason, since lining the skylines puts just the UFO out of place.

Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d (1 reply)

You cannot align the cranes left of the explosion AND the warehouse to the right AND the smokestacks at the far right either, they, or rather it, moved random parts of the skyline around.

BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 44d

So we're either looking at

  1. Somebody photoshopped the composition of the original image
  2. The original image was fake and the person adding the text messed with the placement of the layers when adding text.
  3. "chatgpt add the following words to the bottom of this image and make it look more like the "I want to believe" poster from x-files"

Both Occam's and Hanlon's razors clearly point to option 3

drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 5 pts · 46d (1 reply)

I could easily see that being an artistic choice to add film grain to the picture for the bit.

Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 46d

Sure, however, it is not in this case.

SystemDisc@feddit.org · 3 pts · 46d

Idk why you’re getting so many downvotes. It is very clearly created by AI with the actual image as an input.

lokalhorst@feddit.org · 115 pts · 46d (3 replies)

Is this the oil price cap?

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 46d

It might be an honest to god lid gettin blown offa that thing

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Those things exist?

Klear@piefed.world · 6 pts · 46d

They do, but they always fly up into the sky.

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 46d (10 replies)

All jokes aside, I'm seriously impressed that the roof structure maintained it's integrity and didn't just shred to pieces in the explosion

Pofski@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 46d (2 replies)

It's probably a floating roof. In the petro they use this for several reasons. Less contact between the product and air reduces oxidation. There is also less gass formed above the product reducing odour. But funny enough, it is mainly used to reduce risk of explosion ...

testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 62 pts · 46d (1 reply)

It’s probably a floating roof.

Sure is.

PacketPilgrim@thelemmy.club · 13 pts · 46d

Heyoooo (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

CountVon@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 46d (4 replies)

I think that part kinda makes sense. The lid is domed, which increases its strength. The seam where the lid meets the walls would tend to be the weakest point. I'm more surprised there was such a violent explosion in the first place, usually they just burn. Could be that tank was partially empty and the area beneath the lid was a highly combustible fuel/air mix. Drone hits the tank, vapour ignites, and pop.

Soup@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Domes are great in one direction, because any given section has something below it. They’re a 3D arch, something whoch would fall apart immediately if turned upside down. The great part about big rounded edges is that they distribute pressure more evenly and reduce the amount of seams present unlike a welded cube, for example.

More likely is that, yes, the connection between the roof and the rest was the weaker point and also the dome was able to basically be a parachute so it coukd catch air instead of just being flung in some random direction.

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 46d

An arch or dome made of stone would instantly fall apart if flipped upside down. A steel one will perform just as well, as steel is isotropic.

ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 46d (1 reply)

IIRC, the lid can move up and down depending on how much content there's in the tank. Something something provides pressure if it's a gas.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 46d

Yup, I’m not sure about this lid specifically, but some slide up and down the tank, since water is denser than oil they don’t really care if rain water gets past the seal.

Visstix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Yeah I can't believe they just didn't make the entire building like that.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 46d

Same logic could apply to airplanes. "In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushion will become a flotation device." Oh that's nice, then why doesn't the plane become A BOAT!? - some standup comic.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 46d (2 replies)

"Then the oil from the coach lamps ignites and there is a second explosion, out of which rolls—because there are certain conventions, even in tragedy—a burning wheel."

Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

Nouvellalia@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 46d

GNU

nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 46d

That was a very appropriate quote - from a phenomenal book. Thank you for sharing that.

Hubi@feddit.org · 39 pts · 46d (3 replies)

Why is the explosion wearing a Kippah?

hitwright@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 46d (2 replies)

I might have found a clue ;D

Flower@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 46d (1 reply)

DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 46d

Skibidi

Marthirial@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 46d

Russia TV News: play it in reverse so it looks like our dear leader put a lid on the issue immediately.

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 46d (9 replies)

The best part of this is it was hit by a Russian AA missile.

The writers of this reality are clearly just phoning it in.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 46d (3 replies)

I went ahead and made the lemmy modification.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 45d (2 replies)

Mine are still orange.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 44d
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Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 43d

I'm so sorry to see that.

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 46d

No fucking way.

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 46d (3 replies)

Source on that? That would be hilarious

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 46d (2 replies)
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Wheeeeeeee

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 45d

That footage was hilarious, that one interceptor firing vertically 30 seconds after the drone had passed was peak comedy.

lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 32 pts · 46d (1 reply)

It's the 1,584th of February 2022... Can't take much longer!!!!111

absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 13 pts · 46d

30 days has September, April, June and November; all the rest have 31; except February which has 28, 29 or 1584!

lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 31 pts · 46d (3 replies)

You hate to see it when thinking about the environment.

You love to see it when thinking about Putin getting briefed what's on fire this time.

Tetragrade@leminal.space · 25 pts · 46d (2 replies)

Nah its good for the environment, they were going to burn that anyway. Now it's still burnt, but the infrastructure is trashed.

DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Lol. That's quite a take, I kinda like it. ( I mean they'll build it again using more materials and energy, but I don't want to be a pooper of the party )

Tetragrade@leminal.space · 5 pts · 46d

Probably :( My basis is that in game theory if you want to disincetivise a behaviour you need to keep harming agents that take that action (negative reinforcement), but I suppose that doesn't apply here bc the Ukrainian signalling is about invading Ukraine, not the environment.

There is the additional factor that this reduces the output of oil power plants, creating more demand for electricity, so there's now a better opportunity for someone to build renewables to get more profits. I suppose you could also build something else, switch back to coal? Lmao

Lon3star@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 46d

When that landed, did it sound like an oversized coin? I hope it did the wobble "wah---wah--wah--wah-wah-wah-wah-wahwahwah" sound

harmbugler@piefed.social · 18 pts · 46d (1 reply)

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Beetschnapps@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 46d

Easy Micheal Caine…

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 46d

T-80: Nobody can blow their lid like me!

Oil tank: Hold my vodka!

BigDiction@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 46d

I still give the nod to New Glenn for explosion of the year, but this photo is even cooler in some ways.

lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 46d

Ukraine will transform Russia from a "fossil fuel export nation" into a "fossil fuel import nation".

Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app · 9 pts · 45d

Yes the roof fell off in this case, but I don't want anyone thinking that Moscow isn't safe.

mcSlibinas@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 46d

No callsign, so it's military UFO?

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 46d

Unfortunately disqualified from Turret Toss competition due to size violation, but a stunning effort nonetheless!

buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 45d

The roof

The roof

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 46d

KyaputnikSpaceProgram

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Nah, this is the movie poster for the Russian version of "Independence day"

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d

The name of the movie in russia is "Dependence Day". Perhaps if you were nearby when that happened it might be "Depends Day".

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Untimely Fired Ordinance?

snooggums@piefed.world · 4 pts · 46d

Upwards Facing Oil

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Just identify them then!

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 46d

We have determined it's an object.

Dultas@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 44d (1 reply)

Great, now we have to worry about Yuri.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 44d

the only YURI is the YURi prime.

LordMayor@piefed.social · 4 pts · 46d

Sim City vibes.

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 46d

2000: Russia gonna have airship dropping bomb

2026: UFO goes brrrrrrrrrr

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 46d

I saw the first image that had a tight crop and I wasn't sure what I was looking at for a few seconds. This photo is way more clear....UFO! We're doomed!

huquad@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Which one of you told the aliens about our oil and gas reserves?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 44d

they detected nuclear explosions(from previous tests) with thier deep space probes it from space and came to investigate

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 44d

the daleks have descended onto moscow.

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d

Obviously diesel powered.

justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 40d

they have unknown flying objects?