Careful. You wouldn’t would upset a huge bitch that has no friends when they have a 200kg robot with an internet connection in your house now, would you?
I'm calling it right now, if these things ever come to market, they will be remote controlled by slaves in the third world, with a bowl of rice per day as their payment.
If you want Neo to do something complicated like clean the bathroom or vacuum, you’ll have to let a 1X employee wearing a VR headset remotely access the body (and cameras) to assist with training.
Some poor Indian teleworker is gonna be remotely fingering some dudes butthole through the Optimus as an AI watches and 'learns'. It's gonna happen if it hasn't already...
Man a cleaning robot would be kinda neat, but realistically it would have too much potential to make a huge fucking mess. Like, a roomba that drives over dog poop can only mess up in a single dimension but a full-ass robot?! Just imagine the mess it would make literally every time it takes out the trash. Or if it mistakes a flower pot full of dirt for a dish that needs to go in the dishwasher.
There's no way these things will be affordable for most tasks. It takes a million dollars to raise an American worker, but many people will quickly suffer and starve if they don't work for a small cleaning wage.
I wouldn't be quite so pessimistic! Many places, especially in Europe, have been making massive breakthroughs in consumer rights to repair and data privacy laws. If we keep big companies in check and pressure the government for further progress in those sectors, it might be possible for us to just kill rich people and take their robots without the robots tattling 💕
I'm picturing one of these bipedal robots carrying a ripped, dripping garbage bag all the way through the house, hobbling along in that slow, wobbly gait they have, struggling with the doorknob for 5 minutes and eventually arriving at the sidewalk bin 20 minutes later to deposit a soggy mostly empty bag and then spending the rest of the day attempting to gather all the trash from the ground in this mysterious trail of garbage that leads from the sidewalk all the way back to the garbage can.
A million calculated how? I only ask because if it's just raw net worth, a little old lady who has lived in her house in Toronto since the 70s, could easily be a "millionaire" despite having never had anything more than a modest income.
Personally, I'd put the limit somewhere around $3 - $5 million. There's where you are really transitioning out from simply living a lifetime of middle class income and getting lucky with a couple investments.
Ah yes, I would like to pay $30,000 to have a surveillance device in my home, connected to the public internet. Microphones, cameras, probably sonar, maybe lidar and radar, plus a half dozen different communication antennas, on a platform that can move around my home while I'm not there and interact with things, controlled by some underpaid, overworked contractor in India. Surely the cybersecurity will be perfect, and no one will ever breach the teleoperation system and use the surveillance device to spy on people or actively commit crimes.
I don't think we're worth enough in data to make these cheap enough for any of us poors to afford. I mean, I suppose they could sell subscriptions to the video feed as voyeur entertainment.
92 Comments
starblursd@lemmy.zip · 132 pts · 17h
Can they fuck off? 😂
CTDummy@piefed.social · 44 pts · 17h
Careful. You wouldn’t would upset a huge bitch that has no friends when they have a 200kg robot with an internet connection in your house now, would you?
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 43 pts · 16h
If it's built anything like a cybertruck about the best it's gonna do is burn the house down after it gets stuck on the living room rug.
sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 13h
I hope they've got a power cable that's at least mile long, then.
myyass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 7h
Hey now that's a humanoid being tasered to comply. oh wait bro...
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 17h
Especially then
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 34 pts · 14h
ceenote@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 17h
Daily reminder
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 81 pts · 17h
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13h
I miss drawn Disney
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6h
RodgeGrabTheCat@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 16h
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 2 pts · 6h
I love CBT.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 15h
I'm calling it right now, if these things ever come to market, they will be remote controlled by slaves in the third world, with a bowl of rice per day as their payment.
thallamabond@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 13h
That's already a thing
https://fortune.com/2026/02/26/humanoid-robot-that-will-do-chores-for-you-robotics-company-1x/
mika_mika@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 10h
Knowing this information ruined my whole week.
untorquer@quokk.au · 2 pts · 3h
Household labor can't seriously be more expensive than outsourcing it.
I mean i get the entire point is so the wealthy don't have to intact with us filth.
Papazoo@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 11h
The real AI: Actually Indians
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 15h
Same model as Waymo, 1 operator for a dozen-ish remote devices.
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 7h
Any holy shit will they ever data collect the shit out of you
bstix@feddit.dk · 46 pts · 15h
I'd rather have it do everything I don't want.
UpperBroccoli@feddit.org · 41 pts · 13h
Hey Optimus, yeet Musk in a volcano.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 12h
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 13h
Why stop at just one pedo?
dasrael@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 10h
Some poor Indian teleworker is gonna be remotely fingering some dudes butthole through the Optimus as an AI watches and 'learns'. It's gonna happen if it hasn't already...
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 7h
This is a feature...not a bug.
python@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 17h
Man a cleaning robot would be kinda neat, but realistically it would have too much potential to make a huge fucking mess. Like, a roomba that drives over dog poop can only mess up in a single dimension but a full-ass robot?! Just imagine the mess it would make literally every time it takes out the trash. Or if it mistakes a flower pot full of dirt for a dish that needs to go in the dishwasher.
Town@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 16h
There's no way these things will be affordable for most tasks. It takes a million dollars to raise an American worker, but many people will quickly suffer and starve if they don't work for a small cleaning wage.
python@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 16h
I wouldn't be quite so pessimistic! Many places, especially in Europe, have been making massive breakthroughs in consumer rights to repair and data privacy laws. If we keep big companies in check and pressure the government for further progress in those sectors, it might be possible for us to just kill rich people and take their robots without the robots tattling 💕
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 9h
Those eyes are to record you so Tesla can sell the VR videos on onlyfans.
Like how they sell excess power from your powerwalls to the power companies.
raspirate@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 13h
I'm picturing one of these bipedal robots carrying a ripped, dripping garbage bag all the way through the house, hobbling along in that slow, wobbly gait they have, struggling with the doorknob for 5 minutes and eventually arriving at the sidewalk bin 20 minutes later to deposit a soggy mostly empty bag and then spending the rest of the day attempting to gather all the trash from the ground in this mysterious trail of garbage that leads from the sidewalk all the way back to the garbage can.
myyass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 7h
I heard you like roombas and dog shit.
ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 14h
hOrni@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 17h
But will the man inside the robot suit be ok with that?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 16h
he's in india
darvocet@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 13h
.... well yes but is he ok with it?
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 11h
he's into it
myyass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 7h
He will when he goes in the hot box. I meant the charging box.
jontree255@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 15h
The robot has a chance to do something really funny when it’s on stage with Elon and becomes self aware.
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 13h
It's gonna be like all those failed Robocop prototypes from Robocop 2.
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13h
I have a feeling we would get the one that rips it's own head off or shoots itself despite hoping for the other one.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 11h
I doubt it will reach self awareness, considering Elon doesn't even have it.
jontree255@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 11h
The Indian kid operating it while it’s on stage has a chance to do something really funny
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 22 pts · 18h
So they can destroy capitalism? 🤔
Karjalan@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 15h
Or kill musk?
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12h
Hard to do the first without the second.
mappe@moplemmy.fyi · 16 pts · 17h
You mean I could have a robot mop my kitchen in the nude?!
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 14h
You can see all the circuits!
huquad@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 9h
Did you know it's illegal to say you want to kill the president of the united States? Unless of course I'm telling you so you don't say it
wetsoggybread@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 9h
With a mortar launcher. Which is its own sentence. Its actually an incomplete sentence.
BlindPenguin@piefed.social · 15 pts · 17h
Padit@feddit.org · 13 pts · 14h
IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT THE CYLINDER REMAINS UNHARMED!
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 12h
to shreds you say?
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 13h
Sure, you just need to call the controller in India to let them know what to do.
Impleader@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 12h
The A.I. if you will
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 11 pts · 17h
KILL ALL HUMANS
0ops@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 14h
Hey, sweet mama. Wanna kill all humans?
socsa@piefed.social · 3 pts · 15h
But I am le.tired
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10h
Well then take a nap
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16h
Start with anyone over 1 million. Yeah that's right, I said it. Millionaires can go
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 16h
A million calculated how? I only ask because if it's just raw net worth, a little old lady who has lived in her house in Toronto since the 70s, could easily be a "millionaire" despite having never had anything more than a modest income.
Personally, I'd put the limit somewhere around $3 - $5 million. There's where you are really transitioning out from simply living a lifetime of middle class income and getting lucky with a couple investments.
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 7h
Nah, 1 million and above
restingOface@quokk.au · 11 pts · 17h
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 15h
Ah yes, I would like to pay $30,000 to have a surveillance device in my home, connected to the public internet. Microphones, cameras, probably sonar, maybe lidar and radar, plus a half dozen different communication antennas, on a platform that can move around my home while I'm not there and interact with things, controlled by some underpaid, overworked contractor in India. Surely the cybersecurity will be perfect, and no one will ever breach the teleoperation system and use the surveillance device to spy on people or actively commit crimes.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 11h
Just like Trump, that cunt has said a lot of shit over the years
DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 7h
Are they still controlled by a vr headset like they were in the tech demo?
Triumph@fedia.io · 7 pts · 16h
Seize the means of production.
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 15h
How does one best seize bullshit?
Nonprophet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9h
Big hand I know you're the one....
Idontwanttowork@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9h
Judging from the structure of this robot. No, it cannot do the thing that I want right now lol
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 10h
Can you gape aluminum?
AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 7h
Depends, how hard can you get?
daannii@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4h
Aren't they just remote controlled by actual people. ?
That's been proven.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 6 pts · 3h
A handjob is a handjob.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3h
That is the LAST thing I will let a Muskbot grab hold of.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 12h
I want them to kill their masters.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 12h
I don't think we're worth enough in data to make these cheap enough for any of us poors to afford. I mean, I suppose they could sell subscriptions to the video feed as voyeur entertainment.
SGG@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 12h
Well the U in USB does stand for universal
FluidBeef@quokk.au · 4 pts · 5h
I can’t wait to have my robot destroy capitalism.
AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16h
Can they wipe out the rich nazis?
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 16h
The optimussy upgrade is a subscription
myyass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 7h
I did see there was a humanoid female robot being sold in China now. 175k. Cheaper than my last few ex's.
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 11h
It's equipped, but you gotta pay to unlock it. XD
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 2 pts · 3h
The subscription retracts the spikes
decolo@piefed.social · 3 pts · 16h
Can it assemble an army of nanobots that will single mindedly attempt to convert Elon into paperclips?
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 8h
How ironic that the robots would seize the means of production
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16h
Those hands look strong, can they choke stuff? Like people?
You know, to save the babies or whatever.
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 13h
Destroy the US, Russian and Israeli government.
Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 9h
!https://c.tenor.com/v2NiH84Iyy4AAAAC/tenor.gif
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15h
Who's ready to get up in that Nazi optimussy?
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 15h
Can it give me estrogen?
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10h
🤨 o ya?