It needs a good name and none I have come up with are satisfactory.

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Grabthar@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Clippy

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1d

Clippy from Microsoft Would you like help?

core@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1d

Amazing

db2@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2d

Choppy McChopface. Obviously.

baseball2020@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 1d

Charlie choplin

qwank@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1d

but Guy La Tine instead

Nefara@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1d

His name is Guillermo. Guillermo the Guillotine.

Trebuchet@europe.pub · 17 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Snippy.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d

Clippy's better cousin.

Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d

This is the only possible answer.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d

Tips Welcome

Oh, it does circumcisions too? Neat.

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Guillaume

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2d

Le conquérant

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 2d

None I have come up with are Satisfactory.

That one's already taken anyway.

gdog05@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d (2 replies)

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 10h (1 reply)

Wow, that's a hell of a callback.

gdog05@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 7h

The entire movie lives rent free in my head.

fireweed@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

What, is the obvious "Sir Gilly Tine" not good enough for you?

Bensemilla@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1d

“The Great Guillotini”. He is just missing a top hat.

BooBees@fedinsfw.app · 8 pts · 2d (3 replies)

Robert McCall

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Gah! I'm old enough to not only get that reference, but to have seen the original airing, too!

sob

davidgro@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Link is busted ("andhttps://")

This one should work.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1d

Hmm, dunno how that got in there - fixed, & thx!

mr_account@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d

Gui O'Tine

tpyo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Before we get a name, is this crochet or knit?

proudblond@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Crochet.

tpyo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Slip stich head ditch

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d

I posted to /c/knitting and was (politely) informed it is crochet.

pupbiru@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1d

pillowtine

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 6 pts · 1d

Gilles O'Tine.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Gillie.

Stern@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Gilbert

wolfpack86@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

Bill O'tean

GreatRam@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

Billionaire Muncher, Billy for short

daannii@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

Gilligan.

You ever watch the old show ? I was pretty sure Gilligan was actually intentionally fucking up their chance to leave the island because he was just a sociopath.

And always feined ignorance.

🤨

SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 5 pts · 2d

Praxis Pete

DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d

Mister Guillo

Sasquatch@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1d

Guillerme O'tine

shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 2d

Mr Sieze-the-means-of-production!

ScarlettStunningSpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1d

Eat the rich

Widdershins@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Guillaume Fontaine de la Cou D'cramoisie

BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Mr Choptato

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 11h

Domo origato Mr Chopato

plateee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1d

Mr Guy O'Tien. French mother and an Irish papa.

urthoughtsrbad@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1d

Feckless the coward. He’s there with potential but he has no power, and no one is willing to use him!

Krankenwagen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Guy O'tine (he's half Irish)

Zunon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

I'm gonna have to go with the classic choice of Guillotiny McGuillotineface

PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d

Donnie Debillionizer

Tac0caT@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d

Mr Crochete

mp3@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d

Tricot-ine

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 2 pts · 2d

Gerard the Guillotine

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1d

Mr. Guillotine head.

krellor@fedia.io · 1 pts · 2d

Mustabio? Musdecapio?

No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1d

Joseph-Ignace Guillotin Junior

Joju for friends

uservoid1@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Chap Chopper

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1d

Knippie

uniquethrowagay@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1d

Fun prank: put a real blade underneath the wool

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d

Choppy would like to know if you need help writing a manifesto.

Krankenwagen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Guy O'tine (he's half Irish)