A certain someone is holding a vote on how to rename AI

There is a particular individual who believes that "Artificial Intelligence" is insufficient for describing AI. Therefore, he has seen fit to hold a vote on AI's official new name.

I must say, I'm not a big fan of these options. Why can't I vote for "Shitty Intelligence"?

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48 Comments

tangeli@piefed.social · 32 pts · 2d (4 replies)

I'm quite surprised he doesn't have American Intelligence on the list.

TacoSocks@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 2d

I'm surprised he didn't go with Trump Intelligence.

  • Named after himself.
  • AI is actually stupid and is only good at manipulating so aligns with his level of intelligence.
Seimhe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d

If you can’t see it you can’t be it

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d (1 reply)

DI Donald Inteligense

BlueberryWalnut@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1d

Donald Extreme Intelligence

DEI

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 18 pts · 2d (1 reply)

TBF, ChatGPT probably does have intelligence superior to the annoying orange.

loaf@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2d

I flushed something earlier that did, too. That man is dumber than a bag of hair.

Lectral@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2d

Personally, I think "simulated intelligence" is more accurate.

StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 2d (1 reply)

How about "pattern recognition"

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

GGM good guessing machine

TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2d

Still in favor of renaming it “A racist pile of linear algebra.”

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 2d

I vote for Bull Shit (BS)

sundray@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 2d (9 replies)

Uh, buddy--should you be posting this shit rn? You're in the middle of losing a war.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 2d (5 replies)

The Dow is over 50k so the war is actually being won rn

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2d (4 replies)

God, that feels like an ancient reference and it's only been a little over a year.

onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Uh that was just in February lol

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2d

Was it? I swear it was last year.

Eq0@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 2d

Shiiiiit… it feels like a lifetime

DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 2d

When every day is a new controversy, it gets hard to remember what happened last week, let alone a year ago.

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2d (2 replies)

You’re just jealous of his Extreme Intelligence.

stellargmite@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d

It wont be HIS extreme intelligence until he bails them out. Which is probably soon with all the desperate arm flailing and scaremongering theyre doing . Oh, you meant his own extreme intelligence? Very funny!

sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 2d

I am not a smart man

snoons@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Machine Learning

strop@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2d (1 reply)

But is it learning anything?

FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d

Stochastic embuggerence

story@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2d (1 reply)

i vote America intelligence

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1d

There's a person calling it by another continent's name...

How to democratize Tech – starting with „AI“ by corsnero at TDF 2026: media.ccc.de/YouTube

(Yes, there are people in other regions training AI for a job)

bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2d

You can tell when it's his PR team posting and not himself.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d

Could anyone else in history possibly have been called a moron more times than this pedophile? He should handily win that contest.

lividweasel@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d

Bro really thinks it was the first word we had an issue with?

s@piefed.world · 7 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Supreme Intelligence actually does echo Marvel Comics’ Kree technological deity of the same name which just rips off the knowledge and works of people to basically just warmonger

MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 4 pts · 2d

Seems appropriate for this theft-driven hype cycle.

eremophila@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2d

Fucking daft country

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Don't republicans hate the SI system?

chaosCruiser@futurology.today · 3 pts · 2d

si

Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1d

I clicked this post expecting someone to be shoehorning in an "America". "American Intelligence (AI)".

eleijeep@piefed.social · 6 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Why didn't you write his name in the title of your post? Is it to evade people's filters? Ignoring consent is pretty rape-y, dude.

I_Jedi@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 2d

They say that people know who it is when people mention "that guy". I wanted to double check.

AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d

Stepping aside from the dumbest man in the universe posting another idiotic thing- I fucking hate surveys like this. Jobs always do these at the end of they year.

How would you describe your job satisfaction: A) I have found the best employer ever B) This is the greatest opportunity I will have C) If I could work more hours for free, I would gladly do so

Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2d

"artificial Donald trump oh great lord emporer intelligence"

graham1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d

American government official discovers runoff elections

christian@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1d

"Supreme Intelligence," probably because of its relationship to the Supreme Court, is losing badly

I am always saying this.

nibbs@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d

I'll vote for 'T9 MAX'.

What the hell, I feel generous. Let's go with 'T9 MAX+'.

kingkong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d (2 replies)

so how bout we call ai = fake intelligence or how bout no intelligence

Zink@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I say we go with fake unintelligence, so that we can shorten it FU.

kingkong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

good idea its what trump is doing anyway its the truth of his intelligence

Menagerie@pawb.social · 2 pts · 1d

This is one case where renaming something after himself could be a good thing. AI shall now be known as trumped-up intelligence.

FoxAlive@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d

If its named superior intelligence do we have to natzi sullute it too, and go along with its final solution?