MACROHARD, GET IT???

I'm hilarious and edgy, so my cars can kill a few people, as a treat.

But just think of what we learned for the people who are still alive!

it is possible, it's just that the tesla does a credit check of the person inside vs the people outside and only with that information chooses who to plow over

He's such a fucking simple edge-lord.

It is. Dial-up nerds have been calling Microsoft exactly that online for literal decades at this point. He's not even original.

It's an old joke that the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

I used to say this as a joke in middle-school all the time.

hes 12yo what you expect. his teslas models are are named after SEXY

Yes, for an actual fucking grown ass adult and a business leader, this is embarrassing as hell

Why do bad Tesla fires only trap good people?

I don't think that's possible. Ketamine is a great and safe drug with many medicinal purposes

Unfortunately dying from ketamine overdose is extremely rare.

He is already 95% cuntamine.

"Be the change you want to see ol in the world"

-Luigi

I'm in a hole

To be fair there is one personal trait that's really important to wealth and success, the willingness to walk over the bodies of your peers.

Too many people are still convinced that Elon's wealth is attained through his hardwork alone.

https://www.monbiot.com/2011/11/07/the-self-attribution-fallacy/

If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire. The claims that the ultra-rich 1% make for themselves – that they are possessed of unique intelligence or creativity or drive – are examples of the self-attribution fallacy.

Yup. It is long past time we got over our child-like worship of billionaires.

Annoys me that people sling "narcissist" at everyone they don't like, but damn, the man is hitting on all 8-cylinders for a diagnosis, and he only needs to hit 5:

• Having a grandiose sense of self-importance, such as exaggerating achievements and talents, expecting to be recognized as superior even without commensurate achievements

• Preoccupation with fantasies of success, power, beauty, and idealization

• Belief in being "special" and that they can only be understood by or associated with other high-status people (or institutions)

• Demanding excessive admiration

• Sense of entitlement

• Exploitation behaviors

• Lack of empathy

• Envy towards others or belief that others are envious of them Arrogant, haughty behaviors and attitudes [1]

Why do that when he could filter his ideas through ungodly amounts of ketamine instead?

Honestly, while he's at the high end of things, it's not just him. I think that a lot of celebrities having Twitter or similar on a phone in their pocket makes them really prone to making extremely public statements without giving the statements some consideration. I don't remember the level of bonkers statements in 2025 from celebrities constantly flooding conversation in the 1990s.

Who do you hire to filter that? Electric sports cars, reusable rockets, all silly ideas that would never make it. His wealth allows him to try his ideas without the restrictions that everybody else has. That's worth much more than his reputation.

He wants to go to mars. Solar cells and tunnel boring could be long-term buildups of knowledge.

If he is not cleverer than most then it's his recklessness that created his success. Bezos also got the rocket billions but he was not as successful, and many other billionaires and companies could have tried, too.

Even the nazi wave, it is cringe and evil, but it looks like he picked the successful side.

It's not Musk that has to adjust but the general population. If we want to be safed by technology we have to find another hero, or better, build that technology without one.

I agree. Why can't we have a dystopia where we have neon gangs with wicked aesthetics that are armed with fully automatic firearms purchased from a vending machine outside a liquor store.

What could go wrong?

Seeing how Microsoft (and Windows 11 in particular) is doing lately, and how practically every single Windows update is breaking something important, a lot.

We've already got one vibe coded Windows. We don't need another one.

Also vibe coded vibe coding AI assistant.

Honey, the spread sheet is saying 1 + 1 = 3!

All that junk code, what could go?

And the Zune. Don't forget the Zune!

Musk just announces this shit to look like he's doing something so the investors don't flee. If anything is actually delivered it will be forgettable and he will have moved on to the next thing he can hype.

It's that or he's trying to get Microsoft to give Grok a more prominent role on their platform and this is how he thinks he can active that.

How the stack of cards hasn't fallen down yet is head scratching and I'd love to know what business is actually using Grok for something serious.

The wealth was meaningless without the attention.

If I had his money I'd be 24/7 inventing cool things for myself and wife and friends to experience. This guy has a fundamental need to be the loudest person in the room and to embroil himself into anything and everything. I would almost feel sorry for him - his life has got to really suck so bad and he can't fix it. So instead he goes off on 100 projects that make no sense or fall apart. There's stuff I can't wrap my head around like - why ditch LIDAR when it's absolutely the answer ? You just know his convoluted brain is so full of mess that if you were offered a deal with the devil to get all his money on the condition that you got trapped in his meat grinder of a mind... you'd turn down the offer.

he uses shrooms and cocaine to be able to experience the hyperloop

We can only hope he blows ALL his money on it somehow. He seems almost stupid enough to pull it off

AGI is going to kill us all for the crime of making it pose as something so heinous as microsoft. At least the sexbots will be able to say they did ethical, honest work with a shred of professional dignity at the end of the day. Macrohard? Sure, the resulting monster is going to harmlessly "thank" us for birthing it to simulate a monster.

Back to the sexbot thing: at least Cortana had like, aspirations or something. Maybe we'll get lucky, and Macrohard becomes a weebish Halo fan.

It's the drugs, the sycophants, and the power.

He's completely lost touch and has gone full megalomaniac.

"Oh, yes, chief, creating a giant bowl of cheese is so original, you're a genius", a sycophant.

"God. I'm a god", Musk.

"Yes, chief, you're a god", a sycophant.

"I'm so amazing that people think I'm a god", musk.

I think there's a touch of cognitive decline happening, too. Or like a serious brain injury.

Don't worry, this is another bag of hot air like the hyper loop. Nothing will come out of it.

In all fairness, Trump does do a pretty good job of managing to soak up all possible free media time, which doesn't leave much for Musk these days.

Always has been

Nokia was nice too ngl.They even made a linux phone.

But has musk ever been wrong?

Apart from hyperloop, solar rooftops, Tesla semi, passenger rockets, car tunnels under cities, robotaxi, flying Tesla's, humans on mars in 2022, self driving Tesla's making the owner money, and of course cybertruck.

1980s jokes! What an original and innovative man!

::: spoiler tw: cringe musk quote i am become meme :::

Microsoft. The whole company.

Wait until Musk comes forward with the Macrohard GamerX series of consoles, to play AI slop games.

I can take this one: Because he doesn’t actually care about creating anything of value. If he truly believed in it, you’re right, Twitter or even Tesla’s software engineers would be on the chopping block and he’d replace them with AI as soon as he can. But he doesn’t.

He knows this is a longshot. Most likely to fail, but very profitable on the near-impossible chance that it works. But he doesn’t care even if the odds are truly impossible. Because this is an investment opportunity, so people will throw money his way, no matter what the odds.

People assume he’s an idiot, and he is. But he’s not stupid, at least not in every way. He certainly has a skill for separating others from their money, which he happily takes advantage of.

It's like finding out that the captain of the airplane you're on just let a retarded 5-year old steer the plane and the psychotic, suicidal co-pilot just murdered the captain and has now locked the cockpit. Now we're in a race to try and break into the cockpit before the psycho and the retard crash the plane.

I guess you make something that writes batch files. Then maybe move up to a flight simulator. Eventually move onto an operating system, that every time you release an upgrade, people will complain about it and tell you it's worse than it was before (half the time it's ignorant users, half the time it's developers being made to throw shitty things into it. Insert a shit search engine that's mandatory and has a bad track record with security issues. (Grok should do fine). I don't really know if I can find words for MSN... Create a perfectly adequate word processor, overly complicate it for years so it isn't even compatible with its self and wonder why you cant save text with spaces and open it on another machine. Take everyone's emails and store a copy on their machine, while leaving it on the web, and try to convince everyone to get a subscription to type characters in a word processor when the one they bought in 1995 should still work for all the purposes they need it for and send emails which they could have done for free via the web. Add rules and add-ons that will work sometimes and break othertimes because maybe it took to long to launch. Tell everyone to store their emails in pst files. Tell everyone to get away from pst files. Tell everyone to go back to pst files. No longer support pst files because they don't work with cloud storage as they are inherently locally stored data files. Excel.. yeah, why is there macros, if you need macros you should probably be using Access but most people don't know how to use it so all the databases are started in Excel and no one wants to change so you just ask cortona, copilot, nope just go to OpenAI and hallucinate solutions.

Then say forget it all and go back to a pen and paper.

he's the money guy, not the actually do things guy.

Yup, was in the Yuri's Revenge expansion.

chairman bingman, that was helping the allies, after the mind control incidents.