Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all
about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about
I've been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It's surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.
Look guys all I'm saying is useful to know how to get girls horny but better is ahow go get your girl horny.
(Probably does not really matter whether she does or doesn't)
Using your finger, gently trace lines around the neck, jawline, down to the collar bone, around the breast, along the sternum, follow the bottom of the ribcage, cross to the hip... you get the idea.
Ideally, be somewhat unpredictable, teasing, double back a few times, mix things up ... labor or modulate the instensity of your own breath a bit.
Pay attention to her own breath modulations, her twitches or squirms.
Also obviously works better with lighter, or no clothing.
Think of this as maybe drawing arcane runes, casting a spell... tell a slightly different story every time.
Remember the wise word of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Antici-
.
..
...
-pation.
If done correctly, the uh 'slipper'... should be extremely eager to meet you by the time you get to it.
I... have known a single couple, both of whom told me, separately, that they enjoyed, and I should try... 'donkey punching' ... which is apparently smacking the uh, 'recipient', in the back of the head, right as climax is about to occur, because apparently this causes a more intense contraction/climax.
Personally, that sounds completely fucking insane to me, but apparently, different strokes for different folks?
That would need at lot of communication and safety to both see if someone or somemany is/are okay with it and to make sure it doesn't result in severe damage.
Don't just do it without asking and making sure to practise gently first, and set up other safety precautions, readers of this thread.
Hence why my opinion of being told about that was 'that sounds completely fucking insane'.
Like... fuck, man.
Yeah, beyond the rather obvious 'never even consider this without enthusiastic consent'...
You probably should just never do this.
I know people can be and are into varying kinds and degrees of pain during the hanky panky... BUT...
It would extremely easy for someone of... really just average strength for an average young male athlete... to punch someone, in the back of the head or upper neck... with enough force that you could cause serious brain damage, break their neck, fuck them up for life, potentially even kill them.
Like if you can't tell, I'm more into the sensual stuff in the bedroom, maybe a bit of consented restraint...
... but I also have a black belt. Took over a decade to earn, been in a lot of kumite bouts, competed in several tournaments, watched a few more talented karetekas from my dojo go on to place in the top 3s of regional, national, international tournaments.
And ... this idea terrifies me, any real martial arts competition I have ever even heard of would disqualify you from the match, and probably ban you for life for intentionally punching someone in the back of the head.
Yeah, we have done some rough stuff before, but we wouldn't do this.
There are just some things, even with RACK that cannot be safe and personally we don't think they should be done at all.
Such things like choking even aren't really safe and we definitely don't really do them in our play and never would for real, we might fake choke where we never squeeze.
But yeah, pretty much, really try to avoid situations where harm could actually be done irreparably, and always have tools, methods, safe words and signs etc on hand.
Doing any kink, or sex without those things is not great. Not getting at you btw, just explaining things to any readers of this thread, safety first in any intimacy, but especially mental and physical intimacy.
I dunno, I feel like recommending teeth in any discussion about oral techniques is a recipe for disaster. Moves like that should be reserved for venerated professionals.
Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn't being literal. So there's at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn't satisfy.
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
Honestly, me and wife on that one. Sure we've tried it but neither of us really enjoyed it. So we haven't done it again...doesn't stop me from making the jokes though.
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn't physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he's somehow spinning while connected. It's funnier in my head, I promise.
What's hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, "I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside... hold on, this isn't a pill".
The alphabet is good advice, but more for finding the right "letter" for your partner and—this is crucial—sticking to it unless it stops working (sometimes things just shift and you gotta adapt).
(edit oh yeah, you got to realise the person is looking for information from their relatives who then directs them to the library — because it's the 90's)
Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
I don't even need to watch this to know exactly what this is. Motherfucker gave the best advice in the universe 30 years ago and it has improved my technique 1,000%.
I know it's not the video(s) I'm thinking of, because that wouldn't be on YouTube... But there's one or two educational "porn" videos that were so fucking helpful for me.
One about giving oral in general, and another specifically about hitting the g-spot. That shit got me laid quite a bit in my 20s lol
143 Comments
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world · 153 pts · 349d
My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 349d
Oh. Ohhhh
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 349d
Also works for slippers.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 349d
I thought it was this:
Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about
wewbull@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 349d
Dancing in your slippers, right?
RIGHT?
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 348d
First, keep your left foot firmly planted! Cock your right foot up like you've seen Michael Jackson do.
Next, spin your left foot around 360 degrees while jiggling your right foot like your heater's on the fritz!
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 349d
Ditto. The comments enlightened me.
baggins@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 349d
Thank you.
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 115 pts · 349d
Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.
Linsensuppe@feddit.org · 33 pts · 349d
Its gotta be somewhere…
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 106 pts · 349d
Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 349d
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 37 pts · 349d
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
regdog@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 348d
Might as well check the oil while you are at it
hansolo@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 349d
Up up down down left right left right B A B A
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 348d
step 1: bop it
step 2: twist it
step 3: pull it
step 4: find a new partner
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 348d
For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)
Or the Arch Wiki
nekbardrun@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 348d
If the mouse isn't going anywhere, either adjust the sensitivity or buy a new nub
quick cheap option is my shameless self insert post here:
https://lemmy.world/post/34593380
(Oh wait... you were talking about that other clit???)
janus2@lemmy.zip · 102 pts · 349d
my dumbass trying to figure out why you'd want to rotate your house slippers:
(this is why I'm single isn't it)
xorollo@leminal.space · 9 pts · 349d
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 348d
Yeah, same. I chalked it up to the homosexuality, but I'm not sure after reading some of the comments.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 348d
i have the lesbian flavor of homosexuality you'd think that'd help me realize lol
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 348d
I showed it to my brother who's flavored straight vanilla and he didn't get it, either. I'm glad to know we're not alone. Lol.
Kaigyo@lemmy.world · 97 pts · 349d
The real cheat sheet:
shalafi@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 349d
Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 349d
Or she has another girl secret.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 349d
Nah, that motherfucker let out even more secrets. And she told me!
One time I fingered her a bit, but my hands up and head her head to kiss her. Laughing her ass off again!
"You're just checking if it's safe to go down there!"
Her ex was a traitor to all mankind.
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 348d
But my hands up and head her head to kiss her.
Wat
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 348d
You mean you don't know the classic hands up and head her head to kiss her move?
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 348d
"you forgot the R, you halfwit!"
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 348d
Previous was from a culture with a caligraphic languange.
buttnugget@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 347d
Ok I’m gonna try hiragana and katakana one day…
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 349d
Remember though, capital letters. Don't dot the i.
chuymatt@startrek.website · 17 pts · 349d
Jeremy Bearimy?
sausager@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d
...also j
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 348d
Lowercase j takes you down to the taint
toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 349d
Wherefore?
toynbee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 349d
I've been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It's surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 8 pts · 349d
Nice moves!
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 5 pts · 348d
I can't help thinking the Cyrillic alphabet would be better suited, though. BRB, have some research to do.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 76 pts · 349d
All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.
Look guys all I'm saying is useful to know how to get girls horny but better is ahow go get your girl horny.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 63 pts · 349d
Do I reach in through the nose or ears?
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 349d
If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye
Allero@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 349d
Both, preferably
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 349d
Neither.
Ask her to close her eyes.
(Probably does not really matter whether she does or doesn't)
Using your finger, gently trace lines around the neck, jawline, down to the collar bone, around the breast, along the sternum, follow the bottom of the ribcage, cross to the hip... you get the idea.
Ideally, be somewhat unpredictable, teasing, double back a few times, mix things up ... labor or modulate the instensity of your own breath a bit.
Pay attention to her own breath modulations, her twitches or squirms.
Also obviously works better with lighter, or no clothing.
Think of this as maybe drawing arcane runes, casting a spell... tell a slightly different story every time.
Remember the wise word of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Antici-
.
..
...
-pation.
If done correctly, the uh 'slipper'... should be extremely eager to meet you by the time you get to it.
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 348d
Incorrect.
What you need to do is just start violently punching the wall while screaming racial slurs with a plunger up your ass. Sploosh.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 348d
I... have known a single couple, both of whom told me, separately, that they enjoyed, and I should try... 'donkey punching' ... which is apparently smacking the uh, 'recipient', in the back of the head, right as climax is about to occur, because apparently this causes a more intense contraction/climax.
Personally, that sounds completely fucking insane to me, but apparently, different strokes for different folks?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 348d
That would need at lot of communication and safety to both see if someone or somemany is/are okay with it and to make sure it doesn't result in severe damage.
Don't just do it without asking and making sure to practise gently first, and set up other safety precautions, readers of this thread.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 348d
Hence why my opinion of being told about that was 'that sounds completely fucking insane'.
Like... fuck, man.
Yeah, beyond the rather obvious 'never even consider this without enthusiastic consent'...
You probably should just never do this.
I know people can be and are into varying kinds and degrees of pain during the hanky panky... BUT...
It would extremely easy for someone of... really just average strength for an average young male athlete... to punch someone, in the back of the head or upper neck... with enough force that you could cause serious brain damage, break their neck, fuck them up for life, potentially even kill them.
Like if you can't tell, I'm more into the sensual stuff in the bedroom, maybe a bit of consented restraint...
... but I also have a black belt. Took over a decade to earn, been in a lot of kumite bouts, competed in several tournaments, watched a few more talented karetekas from my dojo go on to place in the top 3s of regional, national, international tournaments.
And ... this idea terrifies me, any real martial arts competition I have ever even heard of would disqualify you from the match, and probably ban you for life for intentionally punching someone in the back of the head.
Its way too fucking dangerous.
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 348d
Yeah, we have done some rough stuff before, but we wouldn't do this.
There are just some things, even with RACK that cannot be safe and personally we don't think they should be done at all.
Such things like choking even aren't really safe and we definitely don't really do them in our play and never would for real, we might fake choke where we never squeeze.
But yeah, pretty much, really try to avoid situations where harm could actually be done irreparably, and always have tools, methods, safe words and signs etc on hand.
Doing any kink, or sex without those things is not great. Not getting at you btw, just explaining things to any readers of this thread, safety first in any intimacy, but especially mental and physical intimacy.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 348d
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 348d
catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 349d
You need to go to the hospital right now. You're having an aneurysm
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 348d
Bro... Are you ok?
Lightor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 348d
Her nuber one organ for sex: ger brain.
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 349d
minor spelling mistake
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 3 pts · 349d
But brains are so icky!
Hugin@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 349d
I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.
Baggie@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 349d
Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 348d
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 348d
"They said I could become anything, so I became everything."
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 348d
Kind of is.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 67 pts · 348d
I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass
ICastFist@programming.dev · 18 pts · 348d
When you do that, you'll feel like you're recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 348d
Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.
Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.
Rushing to the park to see grass.
Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.
(I'm doing this joke from memory instead of looking up the original comic for reference lol)
Ileftreddit@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 349d
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 38 pts · 349d
They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.
Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 348d
Damage@feddit.it · 4 pts · 348d
I've had several positive feedbacks when sliding it between front teeth and tongue. Not to be done immediately, but after she gets going a bit.
Be careful of course. And remember to check your teeth for hair afterwards.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 348d
I dunno if I'd be recommending teeth all willy-nilly to potential first time spelunkers...
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 347d
Yeah teeth is a pro move only
Damage@feddit.it · 3 pts · 348d
Didn't seem willy-nilly
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 348d
Yeah, its more teethy-weethy
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 348d
I dunno, I feel like recommending teeth in any discussion about oral techniques is a recipe for disaster. Moves like that should be reserved for venerated professionals.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 348d
How do you get professional without trying.
Oh, that's right, you practice on the banana.
ILoveDurians@lemmy.cafe · 41 pts · 348d
What a strange diagram of some slippers.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 4 pts · 347d
I thought way to long about slippers.
mr_satan@lemmy.zip · 37 pts · 349d
What am I looking at?
CluckN@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 349d
Behold a man
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 349d
Clitoris
Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 349d
Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 349d
I thought it was a way to fix a slipper...
I've been shopping for new warm slippers since it's going to get colder.
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 349d
How did multiple people think that? I thought it was for animating cartoon eyes.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 349d
Joycon drift.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 36 pts · 349d
I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could. 😵💫
Randelung@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 349d
CHEW ON THAT THANG
corbs132@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 348d
I thought it was more of a catchphrase than an actual technique. Angangangang
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 349d
The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn't...
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 22 pts · 349d
Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn't being literal. So there's at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn't satisfy.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 348d
Pretty sure whatever you did was more satisfying than biting it off.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 35 pts · 348d
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 348d
Oh, that's what that was...
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 349d
She still does not like it.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 349d
Some women just don't enjoy receiving oral. Not when it is done wrong, not at all.
Also some men don't enjoy blowjobs.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 22 pts · 349d
Imagine a life in which 69 is just a number.
Godnroc@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 349d
I imagine this in the style of the narrator at the beginning of a Twilight Zone episode.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 349d
Rod Serling, put some respec on his name.
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d
That wouldn't be nice
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 349d
Honestly, me and wife on that one. Sure we've tried it but neither of us really enjoyed it. So we haven't done it again...doesn't stop me from making the jokes though.
Damage@feddit.it · 3 pts · 348d
I'll do whatever to get pussy on my face, women still embarrassed when doing it for some reason.
IT'S WHAT I CRAVE, IT'S PERFECT, JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d
eh, we'd rather give our full attention to each other than compete
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 349d
That explains what the arrows are for then. They seem quite misleading, I thought it was some sort of advice for animations until reading comments.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 349d
I thought it was for the finger.
Pandantic@midwest.social · 2 pts · 349d
If you’re only using a finger, you’re doing it wrong.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 349d
Pretty sure I got myself one of those.
bigboitricky@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 349d
Hmu let's find out together
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 349d
Don't know what to think of this honestly.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 8 pts · 349d
Just do it.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 349d
How do I hit them up though?
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 18 pts · 349d
Dude your the Wizard Pope, you could steal my nose while I sleep, I just could ignore brain waves due to some nasty pasty things....
You will find a way!
Damage@feddit.it · 4 pts · 348d
Generally an upward strike is better placed on the jaw, that's an immediate knock out for many
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 349d
Okay let's do it.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 348d
Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I'll put this info to good use.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 349d
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn't physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he's somehow spinning while connected. It's funnier in my head, I promise.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 348d
I can see into his head, it's pretty funny.
BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 348d
🚁🚁
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 348d
"You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby..."
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 349d
Explain
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 32 pts · 349d
Clitoral stimulation
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 349d
What's hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 349d
LMFAO, I'm pitching doing all those moves then pushing the clit like it's a starter button. Which I suppose it kinda is.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 348d
Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 348d
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, "I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside... hold on, this isn't a pill".
Nangijala@feddit.dk · 10 pts · 348d
My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 347d
The alphabet is good advice, but more for finding the right "letter" for your partner and—this is crucial—sticking to it unless it stops working (sometimes things just shift and you gotta adapt).
Nangijala@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 347d
I'll never know, but I trust your judgement xD
buttnugget@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 347d
I do hexadecimal but the principle is the same.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 348d
American Pie (1999) Sex Bible
(edit oh yeah, you got to realise the person is looking for information from their relatives who then directs them to the library — because it's the 90's)
apotheotic@beehaw.org · 10 pts · 349d
Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
Damage@feddit.it · 1 pts · 348d
That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it's just easier to gauge reactions.
Sometimes they can't talk coherently *wink wink*
CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one · 9 pts · 348d
Peter?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 348d
clit.
Ifera@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 348d
Info guide on how to lick a clit. Top is the clitoral hood, bottom is the clit itself
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 348d
i thought it was about hour up make slippers fit. amazed how far I was.
DiskCrasher@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7790iQ6a4Q
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d
I don't even need to watch this to know exactly what this is. Motherfucker gave the best advice in the universe 30 years ago and it has improved my technique 1,000%.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 349d
Is it Robin Williams?
Odo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 349d
Sam Kinison.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 348d
I wonder if he ever got to realize that his lasting contribution to humanity was going to be improving the sex lives of several entire generations.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 348d
I know it's not the video(s) I'm thinking of, because that wouldn't be on YouTube... But there's one or two educational "porn" videos that were so fucking helpful for me.
One about giving oral in general, and another specifically about hitting the g-spot. That shit got me laid quite a bit in my 20s lol
CaptainHowdy@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 348d
"the move" from Seinfeld finally revealed. But you are supposed to end with a swirl.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 347d
What kind of animal just does counter clockwise.