Furious MAGA Customers Say They Got ‘Scammed’ by Trump Watches

This is the closest that recipient will get to a direct interaction with Trump. The only thing that could make it a more accurate analog would be their daughters getting sexually assaulted/harassed, and then called a liar who isn't attractive enough to get sexually assaulted.

Big "If the fuhrer only knew!" energy there.

I'd say that exactly meets the standard

It's crazy. Somehow he has gotten them to protect his ego over their own.

It's never him doing it, it's always someone else going against his wishes.

ROFLOL "But those things they kept saying about bad business practices applied to other people and not me".

Temu quality if they ever even ship, which doesn't seem to be the case

Not super important but just to say, Rolex is far more expensive than these. The most expensive option for the Trump watch is still cheaper than the cheapest model of Rolex. And that’s assuming you can even buy it at retail value, which is impossible in most places. Most jewelry stores won’t sell you a Rolex unless you have purchase history with them, and as such used prices are often way higher than brand new.

Vintage is a different story, some cheaper vintage Rolexes can go for under 5k (and some rare ones can be exponentially more expensive too), but if we’re talking new, they’re all more expensive than these Trump watches.

The sunk cost presidency.

"Avoid like the plague!!"

MAGA: Okay, got it, I'm gonna intentionally buy them just to try to piss people off with no regard for the safety of myself or others.

They've been treating these things like they treat the plague from the start, actually.

"I wish President Trump could be notified how bad this is..."

Even unteachable is somehow too charitable. In the middle of eating the shit he is spoon feeding them, they believe 100% that he has nothing to do with it and doesn't even know about it. These people are absolutely braindead.

I listened to an interview with a Trump-voting farmer who was suffering because of tariffs. She knew tariffs were the problem. She stated repeatedly that tariffs were the problem. She could not bring herself to the logical endpoint in that ultimately this was Trump's fault, instead blaming "the government" for it. They are not ever going to be productive members of society unless they can be deprogrammed from the cult.

The mental gymnastics they're engaging in to separate "This company" from Trump himself, when the latter is actively promoting them on TV, just like he did with the sneakers sold by yet another opaque shell company with a complex ownership structure in the Carribean.

This was a present for my 80th birthday!” wrote one MAGA supporter on July 14.

So granny doesn't get a gift for her birthday, and the little shits get to laugh about how they got granny steaming about something 'not real' like this. I think I found my new fun hobby for fucking with my maga family members.

This whole situation is setting a really bad president for the future.

The name qualifies the mark.

Im sure all of these peoples information is used to target them for future "amazing opportunities"

Fraud Guarantee LLC would like a word lol

Such doggedly persistent idiots.

I'd trust a shady domain a lot more than anything sponsored by Trump

Sounds like some joke name for a cartoon company.

Well as long as it can tell my political affiliation does it really need to tell time?

nice reference.

Who are they blaming? The cheap watch maker, that everyone knows makes cheap watches and shouldn't be surprised at all that the watches that they made are cheap?

Gasp what horrible company would try to sabotage the president like that?

(/s ... in case it wasn't obvious)

Not totally useless, he's very good at getting his hands on other people's money

Repeatedly.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Honestly maybe best case scenario.

On Jan. 8 Lemme be Frank, from Switzerland—a country famed for its watches—wrote, “Absolutely horrible customer service. Do not buy any of these garbage products. Avoid like the plague!!”

Well during the plague, the president will probably tell the public that the vaccines will cause autism and to avoid them. Take bleach and ivermectin instead

You are anti-religion, and although I am in the majority and have had a social advantage for ages, I feel that you are attacking me and that I am persecuted for judging everyone that is not exactly like me.

Seriously, can the aliens abduct us any quicker?

Even as a child I was puzzled as to why God finds blind faith virtuous. Among many other questions, the adults and preacher couldn't satisfy me. Figured I was just a kid and would understand later in life.

When you've had faith = virtue beat into your head from childhood, you're worldview is going to be stunted.

It's not even uniquely American, it's the same right wing, nationalistic, authoritarian, traditional rhetoric used as everywhere else, it's just more religious believing countries like the US tend to be more susceptible to this type of ideology rhetoric because it usually uses the same language and feelings as religious belief.

Compare a maga politician's speech with a conservative preacher's sermon, the phrases and words and lack of justification through evidence. Faith, specifically Christian defined faith as belief without evidence, is negligent thinking those beliefs are justified knowledge and while many people can participate in religions without becoming extremists, it also leads to extremist cults stuff like David koresh, maga, Jim Jones, etc. it is also being worsened by the more liberal, less fundamentalist believers leaving churches or splitting to a different church like the recent Methodists schism.

Don't believe fairy tales or sermons or stories about money.

Here, you can have mine. And keep it. Please.

An offset clock can lie all day.

That's a hell of an understatement. He's more than doubled his net worth through his crypto scam, and all his spawn have become obscenely wealthy. Even Baron is now worth between $200M and $500M.

The thing about jokes like that, is that trusting you on your word, without checking for one's self, is what actual gullible people would do. Skeptics verify information, and to do that, they'd have to look up.

So if you say something like that and people look, they're not the gullible ones.

I know, I know, "I must be fun at parties."

No it doesn't. I just checked.

$21.50 all day long on Alibaba.

We're talking about a guy who managed to run multiple casinos into the ground. Casinos. Businesses which at their core consists of people handing you money and you getting to keep between 25-50% of it on average.

On top of that, he was laundering gobs of money through them (the Taj Mahal for sure) and still couldn't manage to keep them afloat.

Running the Federal Government like it was part of the Trump Organization was one of the few promises he actually kept and boy does it show.

This isn't about quality, or at least that's not mentioned. Even worse, the watches aren't shipping at all.

Go on stage of some "alternative medicine" platform, and announce that your $200 carbon monoxide breathing mask and bottle cures cancer, hair loss and impotence. dont forget your affiliate program, so influencers can get a cut for promoting your highly dangerous and potentially deadly scam.

You are being forced to breathe?

And ra_ist Nazi gluttonous slob.

Anyway

Knowing Trump, these watches would magically be anywhere from 20 minutes to 7 hours fast, so they’d be accurate 0 times a day.