It's really all you need.

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 212d (10 replies)

Hackworth@piefed.ca · 37 pts · 212d (9 replies)

Just finished Adventure Time for the first time. Finn's loss of his arm trying to connect with his selfish father and its replacement with a demon-laden version of himself followed by cold metal is a rich examination of the dehumanizing reduction of man to utility expanded upon by almost every other character (but particularly his disembodied mother). That said, Jake was totally his cure for male loneliness.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 212d (2 replies)

So either a cool robot arm or a cool magic dog

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 8 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Finn got both tho

NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 212d

Lucky Mathhole

bonenode@piefed.social · 5 pts · 212d
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skisnow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 211d

Jake is also a terrible father

hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 212d (2 replies)

Some of the analyses of Adventure Time I've seen make me tempted to try to get past the voice acting and give it a shot.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 211d (1 reply)

You realize that John DiMaggio (most famous for voicing the Scotsman in Samurai Jack and Master Shake('s muscles) in Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but has also done some other notable roles such as Elzar on Futurama or Bender on Futurama and apparently like half of the shows that involve voice acting out there) voices Jake as well as Banana guards 1 and 2!?

hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 211d

That doesn't stop the voices from being annoyingly high and children's tv coded. I've only seen a little bit of the show, but for me that's an obstacle.

I may try to muddle through and see if I can stand it.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d

Huh, here I was thinking it was a reference to masturbation. And how evil it is.

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 212d (7 replies)

For some men, the loneliness runs deep. Get two just to be safe.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 212d (6 replies)

Is that a modern version of Jax?

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 212d (5 replies)

It's MK11 art, modern yes but still 7 years ago (oh god)

toynbee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d

Well ... Good to know. Thank you for the answer.

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 212d (2 replies)

Man. I got the first mk for Christmas. When it was new.

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 212d (1 reply)

My local arcade brought in an MK2 machine and I swear I must have blown a year of allowance on it. Which retirement home are you leaning? I thought Palm Oaks looked nice

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 212d

Nuts do that. I'm dying at home early rather than a retirement home older.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 211d

its also the last MK that Tsang tshungs original VA was active. the new one is by a different person.

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 212d (5 replies)

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 212d (2 replies)

A badass metal arm and a robot cat? Chai is living the dream!

NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 212d (1 reply)

And his arm played guitar better then his meaty one did lol

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d

Objection! He mainly uses said guitar as a melee weapon; therefore it should be classified as a percussion instrument.

Zorcron@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 212d (1 reply)

What is this from? It looks cool

k4ro@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 212d

Game is Hi-Fi Rush, that pose is from the second level intro.

pennomi@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 212d
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melisdrawing@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 44 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Zagam@piefed.social · 7 pts · 212d

Came here to post my man Jett. TY for your service.

DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 212d (2 replies)

msfroh@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 212d

Michael Ironsidearm

undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 212d

Roughnecks!!

wjrii@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 212d

Luke had a pretty decent support system, despite some serious alienation issues to work through, so a hand and part of the forearm were sufficient.

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 212d

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 212d (2 replies)

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 211d

Rooster326@programming.dev · 1 pts · 212d
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MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 212d

Don't forget that one.

friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 211d

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 212d

Liquid Ocelot: “Or just someone else’s arm.”

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 211d

Gender goals

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 211d

owiseedoubleyou@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 211d

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 212d (7 replies)

We all remember Metroid being a great example.

chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 212d (4 replies)

Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 212d (3 replies)

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d

He has a mostly metal body. Or likely carbon fiber.

Datz@szmer.info · 2 pts · 211d (1 reply)

Has a wife and kid, still lonely (idk I haven't played MGS yet)

Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 211d

Ohh, not quite. He does have a cyborg dog tho. Also, this would be Metal Gear Rising.

RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 211d (1 reply)

So it's the cure to female loneliness as well?

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 211d

Assuredly. But also a metal-armed female companion cures male and Metroid loneliness, too.

BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 211d (1 reply)

A mechanical arm would make many things easier. 😁
cyber arm malfunction
Until it malfunctions.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 211d

MASTURBATION MODE ACTIVATED!

"N-no! D-don't activ-vate! And wh-hy d-do y-you have t-to announn-ce it-t so loude-ly!?"

Almost as bad as the time he accidentally activated crushing mode instead of masturbation mode. Ok, no, this doesn't really compare to that.

Etterra@discuss.online · 9 pts · 212d (1 reply)

I decided 35 years ago that if I lost my arm that I was gonna get a metal one, maybe with a built in ratchet set.

AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d

motors have been getting better but having both the max speed and max strength of a human arm at the same time in that small a space with a reasonable cost and power consumption remains difficult afaik

but it would be so much fun to design new arm parts, little gizmos etc

i would absolutely make my arm play doom, have a built in flashlight, battery bank, reactive rgb lights, modular customization, etc. since I have to be wearing a bulky electronic thing anyways...

there's a guy on youtube who lost most of his hand who's machined a very incredible purely mechanical replacement (no electronics)

devolution@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Ummm.... Then what's his excuse?

scintilla@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 212d

Well I mean you can't be lonely when your wife is always with you.

Bongles@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 211d (3 replies)

Are any of these men NOT lonely?

embed_me@programming.dev · 6 pts · 211d

But they're hecking cool I'll tell you what

Datz@szmer.info · 4 pts · 211d

If they weren't, they wouldn't be looking for a cure, now would they?

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 211d

When a newspaper headline asks a crazy question, the answer is always no.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 212d

Or if you're Alphonse Elric you just get metal... everything.

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 212d (5 replies)

Who is top middle?

Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 212d (4 replies)

Gustave from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 17 pts · 212d

Your response will be helpful for those who come after.

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 8 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Sacre bleu

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d

mierde

glimse@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d

Feels like a ridiculous additional if you've played the game

Ephera@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 212d (3 replies)

A colleague has a badass metal arm and I can confirm that it's a great conversation starter.

On the flipside, though, I can only imagine that it wasn't easy to find a partner...

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d (1 reply)

yeah, most people are absolute shitwillies if you have even a slight physical limitation regardless if it's heritable

Ephera@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 211d

Yeah, to some degree I get it. The guy does need help with some things and can't perform certain physical tasks. And it is an entirely different thing to be tolerant to that vs. being married to it.

But the guy is kind-hearted, educated and sporty. He's missing an arm, but others might be missing a brain or a heart, which I feel are much more detrimental for a partnership.
Unfortunately, though, dating someone with a visible impairment really gets the gossip going, and people are scared of that, so I guess, it's better to date a dumb ass instead.

Having said all that, the guy is married by now and has a healthy son, so all is good in the end.

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 211d

I can only imagine that it wasn’t easy to find a partner…

What other attachments does the hand have?

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 212d

Robo-stranger.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 212d

Answer: yes

Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 212d

Sekiros arm is made if wood if i recall

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 211d (3 replies)

How about 2:

image of Darth Vader from Star Wars headshot only

The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 3 pts · 211d (2 replies)

I guess 2 cancel each other out.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 211d (1 reply)

Probably helps when your wife is alive too

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 211d

💀

BaraCoded@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 212d

No, but I would enjoy a badass metal arm with badass powers, of course.

ameancow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 211d
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d

Yes, especially if it makes you insane and starts talking to you, now you have a friend and aren't lonely!

Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 212d

Ser Jaime Lannister!

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Only one right metal arm.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 2 pts · 212d

Hmm pretty sure they keep rightie so they can get tightie.

Lefty is gone on all of these characters.

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 212d (2 replies)

Totk link

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Gangrene ain’t metal.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 211d

he does smell .

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 212d

It didn't work for Peter Pettigrew.

SirHery@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 187d

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 212d

Counterpoint: Darth Vader.

All the rizz left his body with that hand. Though, one could argue attacking from the low ground is anti-rizz too. 

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 211d

Cutting your own hand and replacing it with the 'Hand of Vecna'

Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d

Praise the Omnissiah!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d

i don't like ass metal

axexrx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 212d
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tomiant@piefed.social · -17 pts · 212d (4 replies)

What male loneliness? Surely you are talking about incel loneliness? The vast majority of adult men are in one form of relationship or other, what is this dumb shit?

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 212d

Male loneliness generally refers to evaluating male relationships outside of their primary partner, or even one close friend. It's about the dwindling state of larger support networks, and how many people in their network are emotional connections, compared to just activity connections. Example - if you lost your partner or your best friend, how many other men in your network would be there to help through the tough times? How many men would have no one else to turn to?

But it's a meme just get yourself a badass arm and don't think about it too much.

athatet@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 211d

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 212d (1 reply)

It's a joke.

PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social · 4 pts · 212d

Don't worry, so is tomiant.