eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah.. Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
Jesus didn't die for you, Jesus didn't die for me. Jesus didn't die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I'm onto something here)
Totally tired. And they're Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. "The hub"...bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you'll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
I'm a massage therapist and I'll never forget one particular client 2 years ago had a remarkably muscular right forearm, a twinkle in his eye, and the rest of his body was as muscular as jello.
I wouldn't wish that on my medium enemies. There's pokemon porn. There's ninja turtle porn. There's freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forced feminiz... I need to go to pornhub
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds.
As for porn, time for proper sex Ed.
no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what's best for you)
Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew's age.
It can be damaging, but not as much as weed can.
also depends on the type of porn.
If it was some vinella stuff, probobly going to be OK, if it was some more heavy alt stuff, time for therapy.
So you would say that if he was jacking it to a chimp using a frog as flesh light just as bad as some white bread mofos filming their sexy time just as bad? You sure that kind of porn don't matter?
There is no what aboutism with weed, he is too young. 25 min age for weed should be the standard.
A christofascist literally called the police on me a couple weeks ago and called me "out of control" to them for somehow walking past her disrespectfully. She doesn't know I know where she lives and I'm trying very hard to be the better person (read, I'm trying not to make her feel unsafe in her home the rest of her miserably short life by, I don't know, putting a bunch of horror movie posters on her windows in the middle of the night so when she wakes up she thinks she's gone to hell. Along my business card, letting her to know it was me. Self control is hard sometimes.) but I am a horrible person and this is well established. I should just tell some bottle kids where she lives.
OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad.. whatever.
Yeah depending on his age the pot could be something a good caretaker should stop, but it should be stopped with a conversation about how it impacts development and how if he wants she can promise to buy him a joint for his 21st birthday.
Porn can be a similar conversation, "here's why I oppose it, especially for young people, I can't decide for you how to live your life, but I would appreciate if you gave it serious thought."
Punishment like this all but guarantees he won't ever see eye to eye with her on this and leaves me with little doubt that she never tried actually talking to him about her beliefs and why she wants him to act the way she does.
This is an ancient meme, the earliest extant mention was 23 July 2010, way before photo generation was viable. You can see remnants of the original facebook conversation here. TLDR: The original circumstances aren't much different from the OP except he allegedly stole from his parents to buy said items and his mom made him hold the sign in front of his school.
We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s, now it's barely over 30%. You're making the difference sound more extreme than it is, especially when comparing to just a decade ago.
Comparing weed from the 60s to weed from the 80s, now that's where you will acurally see a crazy difference.
The only major difference that happened in the last decade is that dabbing got wildly popular, but the flower did not change significantly in the last 10 years
We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s,
Uh, maybe in California.
You could sometimes get ahold of the 20% stuff where I am in the early 00s, but the dealers would mark it up to like $60/eighth so it was only for special occasions.
In your experience, do you think I could get away with growing in a tent in an apartment with a carbon scrubber and negative air pressure in the tent or should I not even attempt it?
In my opinion no. A good carbon filter (I recommend Rhino Pro) will almost eliminate the smell, but even if you use automatic watering, at some point you will have to open the tent to harvest the plant, at which point your neighbors will definitely notice if they are home. There is definitely a risk of getting caught if it's illegal in your country
118 Comments
ceenote@lemmy.world · 306 pts · 102d
Am I out of touch? No, it's all of society outside of my congregation that's wrong.
That isn't a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 103 pts · 102d
Well, it IS a joke. They're a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 102d
Happy cake day
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 102d
WOOOOOO!!!!
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 102d
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah.. Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
fartographer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 102d
"Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation."
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 101d
just say the 🥚 emoji to them
this totally doesnt already mean something
muzzle@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 101d
Lemmiversary?
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 102d
I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren't also causing real lasting damage.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 101d
Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 101d
rslogix89@lemmy.world · 127 pts · 102d
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 167 pts · 102d
That's better.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 48 pts · 102d
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 46 pts · 102d
Rehance, Dehance, and drop out
funkajunk@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 102d
moar.jpg
fartographer@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 102d
restored.jpg
funkajunk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 101d
And they said art was dead
Tja@programming.dev · 7 pts · 101d
It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.
chortle_tortle@mander.xyz · 16 pts · 102d
It is really a meme if it doesn't have boomer aspect ratio issues?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 102d
Jesus didn't die for good cropping
Jesus didn't die for you, Jesus didn't die for me. Jesus didn't die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I'm onto something here)
fartographer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 102d
Anyway, here's Wonder Wall
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 102d
Thanks, that was hell on mobile.
akwd169@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 101d
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
CandyPants@lemmy.ml · 111 pts · 102d
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 102d
Totally tired. And they're Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. "The hub"...bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
Xell22@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 102d
Preach
IzzyJ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d
The guy probably probably watched and did worse when he was the kids age
otacon239@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 102d
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 90 pts · 102d
Wait... Bro, you're punishing him... For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 102d
He died for your sins.
areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 15 pts · 102d
And MY AXE!
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 102d
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 102d
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you'll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
IzzyJ@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
That got weird fast
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 102d
From memory, I'd say it's pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 101d
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 101d
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 101d
1 day blinding stew
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 101d
"Whelp, can see so I can't do chores or homework. Might as well goon the time away"
That kid probably.
Also, If the internet was a thing when I first started to crank it, I would have had carpal tunnel by the time I was 18 😂🤣.
Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d
Stew that blinds him for a day
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d
Stew that blind child for one day, recipe.
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 102d
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 102d
https://projectshaka.com/
shiv@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 102d
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He's got it figured out.
bagsy@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 102d
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the 'Hub', that will show him.
kieron115@startrek.website · 74 pts · 102d
happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 102d
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 102d
I'm a massage therapist and I'll never forget one particular client 2 years ago had a remarkably muscular right forearm, a twinkle in his eye, and the rest of his body was as muscular as jello.
happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 101d
IRL Quagmire lmao
Wren@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 102d
I wouldn't wish that on my medium enemies. There's pokemon porn. There's ninja turtle porn. There's freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forced feminiz... I need to go to pornhub
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 102d
You don't got sell it so hard man...
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
I think it's time we take a stand for what we believe in
Kellenved@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 101d
I’ll take a number one and two number threes
Bluedragon012@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 101d
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what's best for you)
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 101d
Oh, we don't do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Bluedragon012@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 101d
Why not? We're not billionaires.
Aneb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d
Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?
Edit (I reread this) I'm also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴☠️ and might have parents that could post bail
varyingExpertise@feddit.org · 1 pts · 101d
If you ask yourself what kind of people support those billionaires, that dude, right there.
Tenderizer@aussie.zone · 0 pts · 100d
Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew's age.
Bluedragon012@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
It can be damaging, but not as much as weed can. also depends on the type of porn. If it was some vinella stuff, probobly going to be OK, if it was some more heavy alt stuff, time for therapy.
Tenderizer@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 96d
Generally the type doesn't matter. The age of exposure does, but the type doesn't.
As for weed, whataboutism isn't helpful.
Bluedragon012@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 96d
So you would say that if he was jacking it to a chimp using a frog as flesh light just as bad as some white bread mofos filming their sexy time just as bad? You sure that kind of porn don't matter?
There is no what aboutism with weed, he is too young. 25 min age for weed should be the standard.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 102d
Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 102d
"Don't come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping."
Hypnotoad_@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 102d
This kid will be alright
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 23 pts · 102d
An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 41 pts · 102d
"Out of control" means different things to christo-fascists.
To them, it means 'doesn't do exactly what I say at all times'.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 102d
A christofascist literally called the police on me a couple weeks ago and called me "out of control" to them for somehow walking past her disrespectfully. She doesn't know I know where she lives and I'm trying very hard to be the better person (read, I'm trying not to make her feel unsafe in her home the rest of her miserably short life by, I don't know, putting a bunch of horror movie posters on her windows in the middle of the night so when she wakes up she thinks she's gone to hell. Along my business card, letting her to know it was me. Self control is hard sometimes.) but I am a horrible person and this is well established. I should just tell some bottle kids where she lives.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 101d
Go with the bottle kids for sure.
Tja@programming.dev · 2 pts · 101d
Start a GoFundMe for the posters. I'll pitch in if you record it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 101d
I already have them
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 102d
I mean I guess that is technically "out of [their] control"
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de · 22 pts · 101d
There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.
Spezi@feddit.org · 4 pts · 101d
What a presidential guy.
jeniferariza@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 101d
That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 102d
OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad.. whatever.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 101d
Yeah depending on his age the pot could be something a good caretaker should stop, but it should be stopped with a conversation about how it impacts development and how if he wants she can promise to buy him a joint for his 21st birthday.
Porn can be a similar conversation, "here's why I oppose it, especially for young people, I can't decide for you how to live your life, but I would appreciate if you gave it serious thought."
Punishment like this all but guarantees he won't ever see eye to eye with her on this and leaves me with little doubt that she never tried actually talking to him about her beliefs and why she wants him to act the way she does.
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 102d
Living his best life.
Etterra@discuss.online · 16 pts · 102d
Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn't learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.
northface@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 101d
Is this how Pilates became a thing?
kandoh@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 101d
The guy who killed jesus?
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 101d
No you're thinking of Pontius Pilate; they're talking about the river in New England.
jmill@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 101d
No, you're thinking of the Potomac; they're talking about a word formed by merging the sounds and meanings of two different words.
IzzyJ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d
The exercise, pronounced pill-latte
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 15 pts · 102d
Have you tried not being lame and smoking pot while tossing off with him?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 102d
If my mom masturbated next to me, that would probably have suppressed my sexdrive well into my 80s.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 102d
Ok but what about your dad?
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 102d
If your mom masturbates next to me it would just be another tuesday. Gottem!
Masamune@piefed.social · 9 pts · 102d
The surest way to make a teenager think something is not cool (and thus, stop doing it), is for the parent to show an interest in doing it with them.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 102d
Someone gets it.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 102d
Now when you say "with him"...
daggermoon@piefed.world · 14 pts · 102d
What a motherfucking G.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 101d
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 102d
Plot twist, he was watching auntie femdom porn, where the aunt punishes her nephew. This is his kink.
humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 102d
Cuck your uncle?
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 102d
He's into it.
Lanske@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 100d
In other words: a totally normal kid
Ophrys@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 100d
Quickly, drug him!
but not the weed!
snowdriftissue@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 102d
Is this AI? His hand is all fucked up, body proportions seem off and shirt text looks weird
daggermoon@piefed.world · 10 pts · 102d
compression and artifacting, not everything is AI.
conartistpanda@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 102d
Yeah the hands are sus, and the shadow on the sign, and everything as a whole.
Yosmonkol@piefed.social · 3 pts · 101d
This is an ancient meme, the earliest extant mention was 23 July 2010, way before photo generation was viable. You can see remnants of the original facebook conversation here. TLDR: The original circumstances aren't much different from the OP except he allegedly stole from his parents to buy said items and his mom made him hold the sign in front of his school.
EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 101d
Ah, that explains calling it "the 'Hub'." I'd think even the out of touch mom knows what PornHub is these days.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 101d
I found it on Pinterest and reverse image searched to get a higher qualify image, but I assume it was just run through some filter or something
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 102d
Kinda funny but weed nowadays is crazy, not like old weed from a decade ago.
SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social · 35 pts · 102d
Bro a decade ago was 2016, weed was crazy then too.
Anivia@feddit.org · 13 pts · 102d
We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s, now it's barely over 30%. You're making the difference sound more extreme than it is, especially when comparing to just a decade ago.
Comparing weed from the 60s to weed from the 80s, now that's where you will acurally see a crazy difference.
The only major difference that happened in the last decade is that dabbing got wildly popular, but the flower did not change significantly in the last 10 years
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 101d
Uh, maybe in California.
You could sometimes get ahold of the 20% stuff where I am in the early 00s, but the dealers would mark it up to like $60/eighth so it was only for special occasions.
Everything else was "beasters" or "mids"
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 102d
Just grow your own. Us casuals can't make it as balls blasting as the pros can, but it's still plenty strong.
Anivia@feddit.org · 4 pts · 102d
If you're growing indoors it's not that difficult to grow really, really good weed. This was just my second attempt with still much too learn:
https://feddit.org/post/9584572
Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 101d
In your experience, do you think I could get away with growing in a tent in an apartment with a carbon scrubber and negative air pressure in the tent or should I not even attempt it?
Anivia@feddit.org · 2 pts · 101d
In my opinion no. A good carbon filter (I recommend Rhino Pro) will almost eliminate the smell, but even if you use automatic watering, at some point you will have to open the tent to harvest the plant, at which point your neighbors will definitely notice if they are home. There is definitely a risk of getting caught if it's illegal in your country
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 102d
I think that if i was driving by there i could only read "I smoked" and that's it.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 102d
Auntie must think it's the 1950s when nephew would've been put in a mental institution & lobotomized for such behavior.
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d
This smile says it all.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 102d
Side note, any parent that does shit like this, needs to be charged with child endangerment and abuse. Investigated for further abuse as well.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 102d
How dare he not conform to your religious ideology!
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 98d
That's supposed to be a punishment? They're letting him brag