The skin mites on your left foot socialized and joined forces to shift your sock so they could share the most nourishing parts.
The right foot's ones may be more individualistic.
When I pointed it out to my wife and she just replied with, "I don't know what you want me to do with that information," I knew it was perfect for this community
The sock topologically rotates because it remembers the wash spin cycle and the dryer.
It becomes entangled.
Socks which disappear in the dryer, well, they just do the equivalent of rotating beyond gimbal lock, in hyperdimensional space, of which our reality is merely a 3D shadow.
... the 'quantum spin' theory of 'socks doing somewhat odd things'.
Just get a new foot so this stops happening. I have some old, discount feet if you want one for cheap. Most are Australian, though I do have some Maltans in here, somewhere.
Bro, this is the internet. If you want to look at feet, you can do that. Just don't look at kids' feet. That is unacceptable and I will have to contact the authorities, so I'll leave myself a post-it note or some shit.
This is due to the Coriolis effect. In the northern hemisphere the sock rotates clockwise, and in the southern hemisphere it will go counter-clockwise.
I'm a dress socks guy, but yes, I have some old socks that were comfortable, the elasticity was perfect. New socks are either stiff, shitty elastic, bad material. I cannot find good ones anywhere, besides one brand in particular. I used to go to express or men's wearhouse and they had great socks (and boxers), and it's like those are t a thing anymore.
I use Tesco workman's socks (I imagine UK only) and step one underwear - really good, but have been advertising recently, so I don't know if they are enshiterfying.
I get kirky boxer briefs and I'm very much satisfied with them. Unfortunately I just went to Costco yesterday, and the odds I remember your suggestion the next time I go are incredibly slim, but maybe I will!
I know that struggle well. 5 years from now you'll remember the tip at a time and a Costco when you can finally use it...only to discover they've been discontinued mere months prior.
There's a small beetle living in your shoe whose sole job is to slightly inconvenience you in any way possible. It has arrived on this method of podiatric torture.
You said "how you sit" which makes me think you're not walking much. Do you rub your feet on the floor, carpet, shoe, other foot, etc? Stimming like that can rotate my socks, but I don't have it happen when walking. I don't exactly rub them in the same way
I have a brand of shorts (Lucky) that I liked so I bought another pair several months later. Both rotate to the left during the day, about an inch and a half. No idea why. No other shorts I own do this. Is there a kinesiologist with a minor in sewing that I could talk to?
I have several multipacks of those, and while some of my other socks rotate around some, those light grey hanes with the large red letters will not stay put.
Is this inside your shoe or walking around in your sock feet. One of my feet turns out a bit (maybe due to a knee injury when I was a kid) and my sock would do this.
72 Comments
vext01@feddit.uk · 162 pts · 70d
Ah yes. The philosopher's sock. Sockrotates.
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 32 pts · 70d
Wittiest joke of 2026. Bravo.
goodgame@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 69d
I had holes in mine so I took them to a tailor. "Euripides" he stated, "Eumenides?" I asked.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
I’m totally using this on my adult children.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 69d
Bravo sir 🤌
oce@jlai.lu · 46 pts · 71d
The skin mites on your left foot socialized and joined forces to shift your sock so they could share the most nourishing parts.
The right foot's ones may be more individualistic.
adarza@piefed.ca · 33 pts · 71d
that's a special feature of hanes socks from walmart.
in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 16 pts · 71d
Self cleaning I see.
FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
I have those same shit socks. Never buying Hanes socks again.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 30 pts · 70d
Finally, some dull content!
hactar42@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 70d
When I pointed it out to my wife and she just replied with, "I don't know what you want me to do with that information," I knew it was perfect for this community
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 70d
Think you're due for an alignment
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
Yeah, it's a combination of toe-in, and negative camber.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 70d
The sock topologically rotates because it remembers the wash spin cycle and the dryer.
It becomes entangled.
Socks which disappear in the dryer, well, they just do the equivalent of rotating beyond gimbal lock, in hyperdimensional space, of which our reality is merely a 3D shadow.
... the 'quantum spin' theory of 'socks doing somewhat odd things'.
ivanovsky@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 69d
Then explain the right sock, nerdddddddd
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d
You mean the anti-sock??
KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 69d
You mean quasi-sock
affiliate@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 68d
Right sock wants to spin the opposite direction so everything cancels out
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 69d
... what right sock?
Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 69d
The right socks spin faster and it’s right side after 12 hrs.
ikidd@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 70d
You need to buy a new foot.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 70d
Just get a new foot so this stops happening. I have some old, discount feet if you want one for cheap. Most are Australian, though I do have some Maltans in here, somewhere.
JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
Pics? I may be interested, but I need to know if they are quality or not. Gotta make sure I'm not getting scammed.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d
Bro, this is the internet. If you want to look at feet, you can do that. Just don't look at kids' feet. That is unacceptable and I will have to contact the authorities, so I'll leave myself a post-it note or some shit.
JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d
It was just a set up for a very played out internet joke. You win some, you lose some I guess. It's all good. No worries.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d
Tf is a "joke?"
You kids get into some weird shit, I tell ya
nexguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d
Officer, right over here.
(an offering of officer feet for your collection)
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d
If I wanted pig feet, I'd take pictures of my own
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
Ah shit, I fucked up guys. Pack it up in the van. Now the battle is lost!
hactar42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d
Since I'm in North America will they route the other direction
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d
East coast or west coast of North America? Or are you Canadian?
hactar42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
US east coast
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
Well that's redundant, but that's where the money is. The fame is on the west coast of North America.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 69d
This is due to the Coriolis effect. In the northern hemisphere the sock rotates clockwise, and in the southern hemisphere it will go counter-clockwise.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 70d
It's actually your foot rotating inside the sock.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 71d
How you walk as well maybe. Get scientific about it and keep a notebook where you track the position and what you were doing at the time.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 11 pts · 70d
Attach a gyroscope and beam data to your phone!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
film it to check how bad your pronation is
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 70d
Your socks don't fit. Your right foot may be slightly bigger or maybe sticky?
Nighed@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 70d
Has the quality of the socks decreased? My last set of those was awful. (Switched to Tesco's workman's socks, last forever)
grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 70d
Anecdotally, every article of Hanes clothing I have ever worn has been of remarkably poor quality.
FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d
Can confirm -- i have the same socks and they fucking suck. They started wearing through in like 3 or 4 months. Trying out some Duluth socks.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d
I'm a dress socks guy, but yes, I have some old socks that were comfortable, the elasticity was perfect. New socks are either stiff, shitty elastic, bad material. I cannot find good ones anywhere, besides one brand in particular. I used to go to express or men's wearhouse and they had great socks (and boxers), and it's like those are t a thing anymore.
Nighed@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 70d
I use Tesco workman's socks (I imagine UK only) and step one underwear - really good, but have been advertising recently, so I don't know if they are enshiterfying.
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 69d
Boxers from Costco, the 32° COOL brand or whatever, do not disappoint.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
I get kirky boxer briefs and I'm very much satisfied with them. Unfortunately I just went to Costco yesterday, and the odds I remember your suggestion the next time I go are incredibly slim, but maybe I will!
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 69d
I know that struggle well. 5 years from now you'll remember the tip at a time and a Costco when you can finally use it...only to discover they've been discontinued mere months prior.
Such is life, we tried lol 🤷♂️
solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 70d
Toe socks! (Also available in non-rainbow)
Agent641@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 70d
These come free with your arch distro
Eggymatrix@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 70d
I did not get them :(
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 70d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 70d
Why would you get them in any other color? I mean, every toe is a different color. That's not going to happen with black or blue socks.
ladicius@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 70d
Your left sock doesn't follow earths rotation.
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 70d
Maybe they live on the other side of the globe
jimp@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 70d
My right sock does it! Sock bros
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 70d
Swap socks with OP to create singularity
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 70d
Looks like you're making too many left turns.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d
me getting lost in a fallout game
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 70d
If you are lost in the woods just follow the direction of your left sock otherwise you'll end up walking in circles. /s
ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev · 8 pts · 70d
There's a small beetle living in your shoe whose sole job is to slightly inconvenience you in any way possible. It has arrived on this method of podiatric torture.
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 7 pts · 71d
Wait my left sock does this too, whether I wear my orthotic insoles+sneakers or my house slides, I thought I was the only one
hactar42@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d
There are
dozenstwo of usMrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 71d
Buy smaller socks?
Godofdirt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d
Foot rotation syndrome
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 70d
You may pronate on one side. It could be fixable with orthotics.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 70d
Your left foot is probably slightly smaller than the right, so the sock is looser, and gets twisted.
It's common to have feet of different sizes. There's nearly a half size difference between mine.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d
Oh yeah, yeah, definitely. I know some of these words!
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
You said "how you sit" which makes me think you're not walking much. Do you rub your feet on the floor, carpet, shoe, other foot, etc? Stimming like that can rotate my socks, but I don't have it happen when walking. I don't exactly rub them in the same way
Bell@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
I have a brand of shorts (Lucky) that I liked so I bought another pair several months later. Both rotate to the left during the day, about an inch and a half. No idea why. No other shorts I own do this. Is there a kinesiologist with a minor in sewing that I could talk to?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
Your big toe is laughing at you.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 69d
OMG, it's THOSE SOCKS
I have several multipacks of those, and while some of my other socks rotate around some, those light grey hanes with the large red letters will not stay put.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 70d
Your left foot is a fan of Bonnie Taylor. This is normal.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
Is this inside your shoe or walking around in your sock feet. One of my feet turns out a bit (maybe due to a knee injury when I was a kid) and my sock would do this.