Polo is hockey on horseback. What other sports would be better with the addition of horses?

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jordanlund@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 61d (3 replies)

Water Polo

Klear@piefed.world · 44 pts · 61d (2 replies)

With seahorses.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 61d (1 reply)

That's a big seahorse.

Tiral@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 61d

Dude, they're self conscious. Not cool.

LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 61d (2 replies)

Chess without horses is just lacking something

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 61d

Swords would be a great addition too!

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 60d

Knights usually.

CameronDev@programming.dev · 22 pts · 61d (3 replies)

Diving. I'm still not convinced that this is real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_horse

thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 61d

TIL

TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 61d (1 reply)

It absolutely was. ☹️

tpyo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 61d

It was and it was horrible. Horses have been, and still are, incredibly mistreated and it's sickening some practices that are still allowed today

:( indeed

notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 61d

hobby horsing

justdaveisfine@piefed.social · 20 pts · 61d (2 replies)

Texas Hold 'Em

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 60d

Five-card stud suddenly takes on a new meaning.

SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 0 pts · 60d

I am now imagining Greg Raymer in a horse with matching reptile glasses

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 61d (4 replies)

Basketball

It kind of already exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzkashi

MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 61d

Oh, oh, let's have human basketball played with a goat carcass, we could call it Buzbasket.

tpyo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d (2 replies)
RBWells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d (1 reply)

We knew a former basketball donkey named Barbara. She was so very sweet. We would stop to give her a carrot or apple, she was very used to people and very old.

tpyo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d

Awww, she sounds darling. I absolutely love donkeys

damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 61d (6 replies)

Archery

TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 61d (1 reply)

That’s actually a thing in some asian countries.

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 2 pts · 61d

Cool. That takes a lot of skills at once.

reallyzen@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 61d (3 replies)

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 61d

Not quite a horse

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Dudes will see this and be like "hell yeah!"

reallyzen@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 61d

It's straight out of Hexbear so indeed Hell Yeah

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 61d

Ski jump, obv.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 61d (3 replies)

Biathlon. Would love to see a horse fire a rifle.

CameronDev@programming.dev · 6 pts · 61d (2 replies)
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 61d

Now that I would watch

tpyo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d

Damn, look at that thing go! Those bois are galloping, too

MimicJar@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 60d

This thread is terrible, the obvious answer is surfing.

Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 61d

Skydiving.

user1234@fedinsfw.app · 14 pts · 61d (3 replies)

Nascar

DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Does the horse ride along in the car with its head sticking out of the roof, or do multiple horses carry each car around the course? Or! Do horses pull a wagon with the car on it?

user1234@fedinsfw.app · 13 pts · 61d

The horse is in the driver seat.

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 61d

I believe you just re-invented the chariot race.

Leviathan@fedinsfw.app · 13 pts · 61d (4 replies)

I do not enjoy hockey, but let's not for a second pretend that Polo is better than hockey.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 8 pts · 61d

I enjoy hockey, but I agree here.

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 61d (2 replies)

I don't see anywhere that was said.

WindyRebel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 61d

The title of this post can be inferred that is what was meant. Inference: “Hockey is great, but when you add horses and create polo then it’s better. What else is better?”

Leviathan@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 59d

Is English your first language?

CazzoBuco@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 61d (2 replies)

Most sports are worse when you add in animal cruelty imo

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 61d

I'd argue that most equestrian sports would be better with bicycles. Bicycle polo is apparently a thing.

thebestaquaman@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 59d

Horses are social animals that enjoy being active. I don't know where animal cruelty was mentioned here?

Almacca@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 61d (4 replies)

Greco-Roman wrestling.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 9 pts · 61d (3 replies)

I wanna see a horse get suplexed.

jaaake@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 61d (1 reply)

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 7 pts · 61d

That's on the shirt I'm wearing right now.

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 5 pts · 61d

I wanna see a horse DO a suplex

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 61d

Curling, ice skating, synchronized swimming. It'd be hard to find a sport that wouldn't be improved by horses.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 61d
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tsalpasnah@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 60d

Pole dancing?

BCsven@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Polo is Croquet on Horseback

billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d

Um… 🤯

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 61d (3 replies)

Chess.

I wanna see two nerds trying to castle while riding at a full gallop, trying to juggle the board on the back of a saddle like a first-time dad trying to tell his wife to hold on until they get to the hospital.

LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d (1 reply)

You should check out chessboxing it's actually very entertaining

They dont actually fight and play chess at rhe same time, they alternate, but the whiplash is wild. And you've got high-level players completely shook making blunders cause they were fighting 30 seconds ago

LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 59d

So what we're saying is: chess jousting

plutopos@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 59d

That one season of Yu-Gi-Oh where they rode motorbikes for no reason

billwashere@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 60d (4 replies)

Water polo seems cruel to the horses.

Vandalismo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Then we should hippos instead

billwashere@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 60d

So water polo with murder cows?

Sure I’d watch that.

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Hey there Georgie.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 60d

I love me some George Carlin.

cymor@midwest.social · 9 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Ice Dancing

Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d

Underrated comment.

20cello@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Tennis

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 9 pts · 61d

Them poor horse knees.

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 61d

Extreme ironing - and yes it is a sport. WE WILL NOT BE MARGINALISED!

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 61d

Is your question implying that you think polo is better than hockey? No way!

DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Snooker.

reallyzen@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 61d

Ping-pong

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 60d

Rugby

Triumph@fedia.io · 6 pts · 61d

Bowling

Quazatron@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 61d

Synchronized swimming.

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 61d (3 replies)

Baseball

SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 60d (2 replies)

Equine baseball would be awesome if the field was double the size. The speed involved in base running and outfield would be awesome

FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org · 1 pts · 60d (1 reply)

You better not bean the horse.

SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 0 pts · 60d

Imagine their strike zone.

Cypher@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Shooting. Preferably with an equestrian event style course. Would be rather entertaining I think but spectator seating would be…. Complicated.

Summzashi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 60d

I vote paintball with horse armor.

Also the markers are mounted on the horse, turning them into agile paint tanks.

thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Taekwondo

Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d

I read through all of these suggestions and up voted many. But even after reading all the others, yours still made me audibly chuckle.

shaun@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Hobby horsing

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 3 pts · 61d

That's just horsing around.

Archimedes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 60d

Ice hockey. I mean, ice polo. The fights would be wicked.

Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 60d

Bobsledding.

"Feel the horses, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time"

reallyzen@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 61d

Ice hockey

Widdershins@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Sumo wrestling

TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 61d

Not horses, but there’s a version of bullfighting in japan which is basically just a couple of bulls pushing each other around. If all goes well, neither gets hurt.

Eta they call it bull sumo

RobotToaster@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 61d (2 replies)

Archery

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Pretty sure horse archery is still done in Mongolia

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 6 pts · 61d

And in Japan.

MapleFawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 61d (3 replies)

Fencing or pole jumping

quill7513@anarchist.nexus · 6 pts · 61d (2 replies)

Congratulations! You've re-engineered Jousting with that first one

EDIT: This is why I should't comment on things before I've had my coffee. Jousting, not Fencing

MapleFawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 61d (1 reply)

I have? How so?

quill7513@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 61d

One is foot-pokeystick. The other is mounted-pokeystick

EDIT: I'm a moron

_deleted_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 61d (7 replies)
  • Boxing
  • Cross country skiing
  • Gymnastics
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 6 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Gymnastics already has horses

a horse of course of course

adarza@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 61d
zwerg@feddit.org · 3 pts · 61d (3 replies)

Gymnastics is dressage...

CameronDev@programming.dev · 4 pts · 61d (2 replies)

Until dressage involves a backflip landing in the splits, they have a long way to go

adarza@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 58d (1 reply)

acrobatics on horseback is most definitely a thing. and it's absolutely crazy the stunts they can pull off.

CameronDev@programming.dev · 1 pts · 58d

Gonna have to see the backflip before you convince me :D

LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 61d

KICKboxing. Obviously.

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d

Math Olympiads (if the horses had to answer the questions, like Clever Hans).

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 3 pts · 61d

Baseball

Norin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Donkey basketball is enough of a thing that I’ve seen it played multiple times with my own eyes.

Although it’s mostly for comedy rather than genuine sport.

nickiwest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d

That was a major annual fundraising event at my extremely rural high school.

pdxfed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Politics

SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 3 pts · 61d

I agree. A good jousting tournament in place of traditional votes would be great. Put up or shut up.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 61d

Diving. No...wait...they did that already.

LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 59d

Supermarket Sweep, insofar as that can be considered a sport.

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 61d

Heliskiing

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 61d

Baseball

sequestered@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 52d

bowling

cymor@midwest.social · 1 pts · 61d

Baseball

cymor@midwest.social · 1 pts · 61d

Bowling

NABDad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 61d

Chess.

jdr@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 61d

Cliff diving Trampoline Chess Laser tag Rugby