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476 points · 57 comments · view on lemmy.world

57 Comments

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 75 pts · 58d (8 replies)

I’m not your buddy, guy.

Ariselas@piefed.ca · 43 pts · 58d (7 replies)

I aint your guy, pal

zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 58d (6 replies)

I'm not your pal, friend.

Eczpurt@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 58d (1 reply)

I'm not your friend, chum.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 58d

I'm not your chum, mate.

webpack@ani.social · 12 pts · 58d (3 replies)

I ain't your friend, acquaintance

daannii@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 57d (2 replies)

We ain't acquaintances, bro

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 57d (1 reply)

Bro! You fuck!

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 57d

You're goddamn right I do

OR3X@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 58d (4 replies)

TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 58d (3 replies)

Correct

Tiral@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 58d (2 replies)

This isn't even Midwestern, it's like Wisconsin and Minnesota.

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 57d

Correct

Faildini@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 57d

As a Kansan I hear about half of these regularly.

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 58d (2 replies)

0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 9 pts · 58d (1 reply)

0.1: Listen up, chucklefuck

starik@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 57d

0.08: Them’s fightin’ words

taiyang@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Better to just say Midwestern.

Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads...

ignotum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 58d

Level 1 where you live is them shooting semi automatics at your house and car?
I'm scared to ask what level 2 through 6 are

darkmogool@feddit.org · 11 pts · 58d (1 reply)

According this list: I'm not white

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d

Correct

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Where's the classic "Why I oughtta"?

HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 1 pts · 50d

Back in the 1950s

gmtom@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 57d (1 reply)

For England:

  • alright mate
  • calm down
  • are you havin' a laugh?
  • u wot?
  • listen, knobhead
  • u fuckin' wot mate?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 56d

Are you havin a laugh is criminally underrated

aaaa@piefed.world · 9 pts · 58d (4 replies)

Okay, but "dude, what the fuck" should be up there

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 18 pts · 58d (3 replies)

There's a different one for stoners.

  1. What?
  2. Man.
  3. Come on man.
  4. Not cool.
  5. Dude, what the fuck
  6. Major vibe clash, you should chill with your other friends today.
stylusmobilus@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 58d (2 replies)

Same with Australia

  1. Oi
  2. Oi mate
  3. Oi arsehole
  4. Oi cunt
  5. Oi shitcunt
  6. Right cunt let’s go

Edited, twice, looks like voyager doesn’t want to play

LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 57d (1 reply)

You forgot the Standard disclaimer that these can all be used interchangably as terms of endearment too.

stylusmobilus@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 57d

Indeed I did and indeed they can.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d

My son always says “ok pal” he’s 18 going on 65

salty_chief@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d (6 replies)

I’ve been white for 45 years now and have never heard anyone use any of these. I have seen racist people on TV use these terms to label them as white people terms. I mean racism is racism no matter skin color.

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 27 pts · 58d

I've heard all of these lots... Regional differences? They're certainly popular in entertainment too

And the "white anger" bit is clearly a joke

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 58d

You're in the minority. Also, racial humor and racist humor are two different things.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d

Here come the magic words:

American Midwest

erin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 58d (2 replies)

What part of this is racist?

JackTea@piefed.world · 1 pts · 56d (1 reply)

All of it?

erin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 56d

Explain? What part of that is putting down white people? Those are things I and many people I know say. It doesn't say all white people say those things, but even if it did it wouldn't be racist. It just isn't discriminatory. Racial humor is not the same thing as racial discrimination. It's just a funny comment, which is accurate, on unique phrases to certain dialects. A similar post about another dialect would not be racist either, as long as it isn't discriminatory or inaccurate.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 57d (1 reply)

Lol. This isn't white people, it's old people.

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 57d

Alright bucko

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d (1 reply)
  1. NI
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 58d

Now bring me a shrubbery

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 58d (2 replies)

I feel personally attacked.

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 58d (1 reply)

I'm personally attacking you

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 58d

At least the feeling is justified, then.

Catalyst_A@quokk.au · 7 pts · 58d

"You're crusin' for a bruisin'!"

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 58d (1 reply)

I go straight to “excuse me??”

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 58d

I like a very stern "what's up" if its a stranger.

phoenixarise@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 58d

Now, see here!

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 57d

Oh my stars and garters

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 57d (1 reply)

What about "hey! Fucko!" I've never heard anyone say that. So far.

IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 57d

usually the bullet hits you before you can hear it

1984@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 57d

Said by a man called Clem.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 57d

You forgot Bless your heart.

Bless your hearrrrtt.

JackTea@piefed.world · 1 pts · 56d

By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don't like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.

Leviathan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 57d

Someone calls me buddy we're throwing hands.

musicjunkie@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 57d (1 reply)
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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 57d

Excellent example of racial vs racist humor. Thank you.