1% on their SATs. 1% of their family still speaks to them. 1% of their Dodge RAM loan is paid up. Their Trump crypto and NFTs are worth 1% initial value.
All sexuality aside, they're dressing up in a stereotype that exists from a subculture known for defying state and authority. Bikers are renowned for anarchism. Sure you'll see your hobbiests dressing the part too, but they're not donning themselves with support for a political authority.
This reminds me of the video of MAGAs rocking out to Killing in the Name.
Yeah, there are a lot of really sweet bikers who'll give you the shirt off your back and help you out in a pinch.
There's also the Sturgis crowd.
I don't know how much overlap there is between between the two, but I have never personally run into the Sturgis crowd. I know where they are around here and avoid that area, that might be why, but like buzz says there's five of them in the whole damn county.
There's like three distinct sub-cultures of bikers which can be summarized as anarchists, weird libertarians (usually the mind your own business type who are generally chill), and racists. At least that's what I've seen in my county, which for context I'm in San Bernardino.
99% of 'bikers' you see today are old fuckers with one foot already in the retirement home and/or poser chuds who are desperate for any way they can reinforce their fragile masculinity by throwing money at the problem.
That sounds gay.
Nothing against being gay. Just doesn't fit the superstraight republican stereotype. But sure, ride whoever you like, as long as it's kept consensual and legal.
Bikers are pretty gay. Like leather daddy, a real man's man kind of gay. Smoke meth and fuck for 16 hours straight gay in your musky assless chaps.
Doing anything in excess to the point of addiction is wrong. And what I notice is that typically closeted republicans who think being gay or trans people are the worst are usually only think that because they are suffering from sex addiction and must think every gay person is like that. Not understanding that no its only them thats the monster, and can't seem to comprehend that normal people can just love eachother and have normal gay sex without it becoming a crippling addiction. Their brains have to equate it to a disease before their brain would even let them consider they are just the shitty person.
Its like the same argument in my mind as people needing religion as a frame work to even be able to comprehend the concept of morality, as it couldn't exist without an Omnipotent father figure (sky daddy) to whoop your ass if you even thought about stepping out of line.
Before they were a biker leather fetish thing and a fetish fetish thing, chaps were an actual functional thing.
When horseback riding through thick brush, you'd wear chaps over your pants, and the tough leather of the chaps would protect your pants (and your legs) from all the thorns, burrs, sharp branches, and other scratchy things in the brush you're riding through.
That's why they mainly only cover the front and outside side of the leg. The back of your leg isn't getting scratched much if you're riding forward, and the inside side of your leg is up against the horse, so it doesn't need protection. Covering more than necessary would make them hotter, less breathable, and less comfortable than they need to be, so they only cover what's necessary to protect.
They're still used some for that purpose where people are still riding horses through brush. And also by cowboy cosplayers who want to look like they're still doing that.
There are also more specialized forms of chaps out there for protection against other things, still in common use in their niches. Chainsaw chaps are made of kevlar fibers and designed to shred and bind up the blades of a chainsaw before it can cut through and accidentally cut your leg. Snake chaps are made of tough material (often with embedded metal layers) designed to protect you from snakebites when walking through brush and tall grass where venomous snakes are common, as unexpected snakebites in those situations would normally happen to the front of the leg.
Man its weird being on a platform where everyone has the same urge as me to explain very minute details about a very specific thing they know about and write 5 paragraphs about it.
If I would of known only the cool people ended up here I would of made my over a long time ago.
I wonder if the guy on the right is Puerto Rican or if he thinks that's the Texas flag. Is his left shoulder skull supposed to represent Italy or Mexico? Neither answer is America, that's for sure.
you were very kind to my mother when she visited. she tripped and dangled upside down hanging by her ankle over a bog somehow while hiking. it was one of her favorite memories of her trip because the guy who helped her up was very cute.
A fun time for these MAGA Weenies is sitting around drinking beers, and talking about what they love about Trump best, and how stupid liberals are for not loving him, and if there was a liberal here right now, they'd stomp his ass.
I know you are being funny.
But it's even better that you are actually right.
I've had to deal with it before.
They literally do what you just described.
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OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 87 pts · 35d
Oh look! Free-range cocksuckers!
noxypaws@pawb.social · 10 pts · 34d
don't insult fellatio givers like this
neuroneiro@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 35d
Born to ride Donald J. Rump. Sounds like they all got the chance to actually fuck him. Up the ass. Good job guys!
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 35d
No, if they’re riding they’re taking it up the ass from him, so they get to experience literally what most of us only experience metaphorically.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 35d
I'm not going to assume they got all the standard male holes. They might have had some added for the Krasnov
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d
It literally means they're on top. Which I guess would involve the ass in this case. That's what riding is.
certified_expert@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d
Nahy they are too old
neuroneiro@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d
Ummmm… from what I hear the older they get the hornier they get for Rump’s rump.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 56 pts · 35d
Born to Ride a Grifter's Chode
Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 49 pts · 35d
Larpin as a motor cycle club in those clean leathers, brand new patches.
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 35d
Nah they're legit 1%ers.
1% on their SATs. 1% of their family still speaks to them. 1% of their Dodge RAM loan is paid up. Their Trump crypto and NFTs are worth 1% initial value.
Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 35d
lol
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 35d
With shit "bikes" that are slow, don't corner, and just make stupid noise
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 34d
But the bikes have so many chrome plastic skulls on them!
gukleszl4hs48ughgxhr5xgd@fedia.io · 45 pts · 35d
https://i.imgflip.com/zjx5f.jpg
adam_y@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 35d
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 35d
Just as well; there's already a queue.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 35d
Ride him, then, losers.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 29 pts · 35d
ENHANCE
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d
The graphic designer knew exactly what they were doing here.
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 34d
This kind of energy, but they dont realise they arent 'in' on the joke.
neuroneiro@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d
You go outer to inner, especially due to the shapes. So it says “Born to Ride Donald J Rump for 45”.
The question is 45 what?
Minutes? Hours? Months? Years?
Could this be related to the kompromat Russia holds? What a scandal!
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 34d
Dollars.
They'll ride him for $45.
BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 28 pts · 35d
IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 35d
I know a lot of guys that would run marathon on em.
nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 35d
Gotta love how small the 'for' is on their jackets.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 35d
I didn't even see that. Lol makes it feel like its intentional.
BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 35d
Licking? They're throating the boot.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d
Throating? They're riding it. Sitting on top, straddling the radioactive clown, cock up the back hole.
brownsugga@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 35d
Strange way to say you want to ride a man who is allegedly a bottom
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 35d
Ride Donald Trump? Are they gay? Does Trump know there are gay rockers out there who want to have sex with him?
Tiger666@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 35d
They are wayyyyyyy too old for trump.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d
And way too ugly, too.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 6 pts · 34d
In the mind of an 80-year old dementia patient, the line between 'knowing' and 'not knowing' gets pretty blurry.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d
You do have a point there.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 34d
Log cabins were around when Trump was still a Democrat.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 35d
All sexuality aside, they're dressing up in a stereotype that exists from a subculture known for defying state and authority. Bikers are renowned for anarchism. Sure you'll see your hobbiests dressing the part too, but they're not donning themselves with support for a political authority.
This reminds me of the video of MAGAs rocking out to Killing in the Name.
Godort@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 35d
Biker culture also tends to have a lot of unfortunate overlap with violent white nationalism and misogyny, which is right at home for Trump fans
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 35d
Yeah, there are a lot of really sweet bikers who'll give you the shirt off your back and help you out in a pinch.
There's also the Sturgis crowd.
I don't know how much overlap there is between between the two, but I have never personally run into the Sturgis crowd. I know where they are around here and avoid that area, that might be why, but like buzz says there's five of them in the whole damn county.
naught101@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d
Surely bikers are more aligned with libertarianism than anarchism?
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 35d
There's like three distinct sub-cultures of bikers which can be summarized as anarchists, weird libertarians (usually the mind your own business type who are generally chill), and racists. At least that's what I've seen in my county, which for context I'm in San Bernardino.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 1 pts · 34d
Bikers were renowned for anarchism.
99% of 'bikers' you see today are old fuckers with one foot already in the retirement home and/or poser chuds who are desperate for any way they can reinforce their fragile masculinity by throwing money at the problem.
Zacryon@feddit.org · 15 pts · 34d
That sounds gay.
Nothing against being gay. Just doesn't fit the superstraight republican stereotype. But sure, ride whoever you like, as long as it's kept consensual and legal.
FoxAlive@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 34d
Bikers are pretty gay. Like leather daddy, a real man's man kind of gay. Smoke meth and fuck for 16 hours straight gay in your musky assless chaps.
Doing anything in excess to the point of addiction is wrong. And what I notice is that typically closeted republicans who think being gay or trans people are the worst are usually only think that because they are suffering from sex addiction and must think every gay person is like that. Not understanding that no its only them thats the monster, and can't seem to comprehend that normal people can just love eachother and have normal gay sex without it becoming a crippling addiction. Their brains have to equate it to a disease before their brain would even let them consider they are just the shitty person.
Its like the same argument in my mind as people needing religion as a frame work to even be able to comprehend the concept of morality, as it couldn't exist without an Omnipotent father figure (sky daddy) to whoop your ass if you even thought about stepping out of line.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 9 pts · 34d
All chaps are assless, that's why they're called 'chaps' and not 'pants'.
FoxAlive@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 34d
Smh my head. I have always heard "assless chaps" as if that was not the normal kind of chaps.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 7 pts · 34d
Before they were a biker leather fetish thing and a fetish fetish thing, chaps were an actual functional thing.
When horseback riding through thick brush, you'd wear chaps over your pants, and the tough leather of the chaps would protect your pants (and your legs) from all the thorns, burrs, sharp branches, and other scratchy things in the brush you're riding through.
That's why they mainly only cover the front and outside side of the leg. The back of your leg isn't getting scratched much if you're riding forward, and the inside side of your leg is up against the horse, so it doesn't need protection. Covering more than necessary would make them hotter, less breathable, and less comfortable than they need to be, so they only cover what's necessary to protect.
They're still used some for that purpose where people are still riding horses through brush. And also by cowboy cosplayers who want to look like they're still doing that.
There are also more specialized forms of chaps out there for protection against other things, still in common use in their niches. Chainsaw chaps are made of kevlar fibers and designed to shred and bind up the blades of a chainsaw before it can cut through and accidentally cut your leg. Snake chaps are made of tough material (often with embedded metal layers) designed to protect you from snakebites when walking through brush and tall grass where venomous snakes are common, as unexpected snakebites in those situations would normally happen to the front of the leg.
FoxAlive@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 33d
Man its weird being on a platform where everyone has the same urge as me to explain very minute details about a very specific thing they know about and write 5 paragraphs about it.
If I would of known only the cool people ended up here I would of made my over a long time ago.
Zacryon@feddit.org · 3 pts · 34d
TIL.
Thank you, that was very informative.
FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 35d
I wonder if the guy on the right is Puerto Rican or if he thinks that's the Texas flag. Is his left shoulder skull supposed to represent Italy or Mexico? Neither answer is America, that's for sure.
TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 35d
That "for" being so small has to be intentional.
Seimhe@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 35d
Might as well say “Daddy issues right here”.
IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 35d
It's okay to want a daddy.
Seimhe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 35d
It is. But if you’re not aware of your psychological projections as an adult, this is the result.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 35d
A result, not THE result. Like my biker gang dresses up as He-Man characters and sings that 4 Non Blondes song. Or we will when I get a biker gang.
You could end up like us too
Seimhe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
Yes, and I would be excited at the thought of joining your gang. My bike was just 125cc though and might not be able to keep up.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
oh, we're all on ebikes. we cruise at 20 or i'm falling behind. also then no one can hear us sing
Seimhe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d
Even better. If you ever make it to the West of Ireland let me know.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d
you were very kind to my mother when she visited. she tripped and dangled upside down hanging by her ankle over a bog somehow while hiking. it was one of her favorite memories of her trip because the guy who helped her up was very cute.
IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 35d
Truth right there.
ItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 35d
They were born to ride Donald Trumpet? Are they riding him yet?
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 3 pts · 34d
Too old. Missed their chance.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 35d
Anyone proud to say they were born to serve anyone in general is fucking pathetic.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 35d
PHRASING!
Furbag@pawb.social · 10 pts · 35d
Born to ride for Donald J Trump?
Donald Trump doesn't even know these people exist.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 34d
I didn't even see the "for" until you pointed it out!
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 9 pts · 35d
Ww2 vet bikers rolling in their graves
BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 34d
Oh i bet they want to ride Trump, like their club jacket says.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 35d
Them: We hate authority!
Also them:
neuroneiro@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 35d
Ummm… that doesn’t seem to match up with what I understand riding to be. I mean think of the guys as motorcyclists & Trump as the motorcycle.
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 35d
Well these are adults, so trump would never consent. I'm okay with it, as long as I don't have to watch.
neuroneiro@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d
Black Mirror. Episode 1.
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 35d
No that was David Cameron, and he wasn't so reluctant.
neuroneiro@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d
Yes but imagine the pig is a porcine Rump.
Can you unsee it?
loaf@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 35d
Ride him all you want, but you’ve got to remove his shitty diaper first.
Have at it, cosplaying “alpha males.”
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 35d
Nowhere near young enough.
TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 5 pts · 35d
Delusional
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 34d
They wanna do a different kinda licking…
Fishnoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 35d
Holy shit, to see them riding on a country road in front of me while I'm in my truck.
Accidents happen
RunningInRVA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 35d
You in your truck threatening to run them over sounds a lot like their own rhetoric.
Fishnoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 35d
Yeah, the irony would better the brain stains they leave on the road.
0ops@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 35d
Yeah... I've got no witty response here, this pretty well stands on it's own lmao
TiePilot@feddit.online · 4 pts · 35d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 34d
A fun time for these MAGA Weenies is sitting around drinking beers, and talking about what they love about Trump best, and how stupid liberals are for not loving him, and if there was a liberal here right now, they'd stomp his ass.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d
I know you are being funny. But it's even better that you are actually right. I've had to deal with it before. They literally do what you just described.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 34d
Missing some shit about how Democrats want to control everything and won't even let you say Merry Christmas anymore.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 35d
They better hurry up unless they also have a necrophilia fetish.
Canconda@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 35d
Put a bunch of acorns on their seats.
Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 35d
HA! Gayeeeeeee!!
ohlaph@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d
They love geriatric flaccid dick
spirinolas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d
Oh, he's riding them alright.
thorhop@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 35d
Born to get ridden, you mean.
naeap@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 35d
Is there a meaning in the "45"?
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 19 pts · 35d
Trump loves forty five year olds. Because there's forty of them
officermike@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 35d
Trump is the 45th/47th president.
pricklypearbear@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 35d
President number. 45th president of the USA. He is also 47th.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
Apparently, they all want to be the next Bubba.
TheFermentalist@reddthat.com · -2 pts · 35d
TimeNaan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
Yeah, that whole bike gang thing is kinda cringe anyway. It's not the 60s anymore.