Message > Messape - You whisper a short message into rhe breeze intended for a target, and that gets delivered by an ethereal ape who also wrecks the place (just a bit, it's still a cantrip).
Free crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.
And a row of LEDs. And capacitors that last as long as the longest track so you crank it up in about 1/20 of the duration and don't have to keep turning.
It's the lowest-tech device that can do this with sufficiently low running costs to make it free to use. Much better than the more common infrastructure of QR codes and a server of audio files (or worse, app!)
And there are hiking trails with information panels that have this technology (the button switches narration languages or bonus tracks) for accessibility to the visually impaired built into the post. It does not need to be this big (you know how tiny an exercise bike generator, 10W power regulator, MP3 player, amplifier and speech-capable speaker can get) but the tall-human-sized bent pipe is an artwork by itself.
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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 91 pts · 38d
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 38d
i was hoping for this
GutterRat42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d
If nobody else did it, I was going to post it
Dojan@pawb.social · 2 pts · 38d
I've seen this kink before.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 60 pts · 38d
But are those stories of glory?
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 47 pts · 38d
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 38d
HiSlaH, Qapla!
Squatcher@piefed.social · 3 pts · 38d
Yep. Of days of yore
ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 38d
Of course I've had it in the ear before...
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 38d
Aural.
lasta@piefed.world · 44 pts · 38d
Gotta be careful when having aural sex, or you’ll get hearing AIDS
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 17 pts · 38d
Relevant Oglaf (NSFW)
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 37d
Tinnitus havers considering life right now
DigDoug@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 38d
I got a lust for life
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d
Shin shi shin shi?
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 38d
What if we had brotels instead of brothels?
A place to be around positive upbeat people who support your endeavors.
Jiggs@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 38d
In my experience thats how makerspaces or hackerspaces work.
You might wanna check if you have any around.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 37d
This reminds me of things like "add/remove/change one letter in the name of a D&D spell; what does it do now?"
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d
Never heard of this before, but it sounds fun.
https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?549182-5e-Changing-one-letter-in-a-spell-name
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 37d
Gate > Late - functionally similar, lower-level spell slot but the journey also elapses like 1d8 hours
Fireball > Firebull - same damage and effect, but the appearance is of a bull of fire that just goes ape shit on everything in the area
Acid Arrow > Acid Marrow - A small amount of the target's bone marrow turns into acid, dealing the normal damage
I have to stop or I will do this all day, not necessarily to any enjoyable effect.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d
Awesome,
Mage Hand > Mage Sand - Allows the mage to place a small amount of sand from a distance.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 37d
Yesssss.
Message > Messape - You whisper a short message into rhe breeze intended for a target, and that gets delivered by an ethereal ape who also wrecks the place (just a bit, it's still a cantrip).
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 pts · 38d
Wonderful stories about glory?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 37d
I see another Riker maneuver.
duckwingthegoose@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 38d
Why not both? The infrastructure is there
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 38d
That’s a generous term for this hole in wall technology.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 38d
If at first you don't hear anything, just wait. There's a good chance you'll hear someone coming at some point.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 38d
Just don't get the holes mixed up.
Rooster326@programming.dev · 8 pts · 38d
Don't stick your... tale in that (?)
Pistachio@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 38d
Tail*
KernelTale@programming.dev · 3 pts · 38d
Undertail
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 38d
I would guess the story holes are located a bit higher than the other ones.
filcuk@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 38d
No, that would cost too much extra in manufacturing, and we're all sitting for this anyway
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 38d
You’re gonna get your ear poked.
ravelin@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 37d
Dude is gonna lose it when he discovers audiobooks and podcasts.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 37d
Man, I've been trying to stick my dick in a podcast for a week now. I feel so stupid
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 38d
imagine how happy they'll be when they discover audiobooks!
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
Or any sort of eatbud/head phone
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 38d
I've seen enough hentai to know not to put my ear near something a dick can fit through.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 37d
Congratulations, you've made Audible weird.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 37d
Don't shame me for listening to books from my audible hole
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d
You like that?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 38d
https://poesiomat.cz/en/
Free crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 38d
Really neat. Too much tech for me but I appreciate the whimsy
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 38d
a hand crank speaker is too much tech for you and youre posting on social media?
mirshafie@europe.pub · 3 pts · 38d
It's a hand-crank speaker with a button!
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 38d
And a row of LEDs. And capacitors that last as long as the longest track so you crank it up in about 1/20 of the duration and don't have to keep turning.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 38d
It's the lowest-tech device that can do this with sufficiently low running costs to make it free to use. Much better than the more common infrastructure of QR codes and a server of audio files (or worse, app!)
And there are hiking trails with information panels that have this technology (the button switches narration languages or bonus tracks) for accessibility to the visually impaired built into the post. It does not need to be this big (you know how tiny an exercise bike generator, 10W power regulator, MP3 player, amplifier and speech-capable speaker can get) but the tall-human-sized bent pipe is an artwork by itself.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 37d
Thx
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 38d
puts ear up to hole
gets wet willies
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 38d
Once you go black... You go deaf.
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 38d
But all of the stories are of guys getting BJs.
Emerald@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d
None about girls getting blowjobs?
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d
Much fewer.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 38d
too much opportunity for unwanted wet willies
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 38d
Ah sorry about your ear mate, I thought this was the other type of hole...by the way you have a nice ear.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 38d
You could do that at the glory hole. You'd hear something for sure.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 38d
Earbuds
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d
ftfy
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 38d
Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I've ever visited.
spirinolas@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
"Can you tell me a story, stepbrother?"
Sparhawk@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 38d
That's two stalls over, but your gonna want to make sure you come in sober, or there's a chance your gonna get a dick.🎵
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 37d
But it's worth it for the quality of
fishstory.SW42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
Never get them mixed up
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
What?
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 38d
Imagine if instead of glory holes we had 'story holes'. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d
I didn't quite catch that
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 2 pts · 38d
I have family members that respond to texts with “what?” and it’s maddening.
What about the post was unclear to you?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d
It was a joke. Hearing damage. From putting my ear to a “
storyglory hole”topperharlie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
The dyslexic community: "plaese don't"
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 38d
Didn't they try this in the original scary movie?
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 37d
Demdaru@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d
lick
hOrni@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d
You'd end up with an ear full of dick.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 38d
That's called saying hello to an old person
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 38d
How about glory holes, but just for kissing only!!
WereCat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d
So… basically an elevator that goes underground?
realitista@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 38d
What if it was just a hole and you were never really sure what you were going to get. Maybe a delicious cream filled long John doughnut.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d
As long as you're ready to get an earful.
Ozymati@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 38d
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of this dick
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d
I was over hear trying to tell a story and I can't get more than a hum around the sides of this dick massaging my tonsils.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 37d
This is the story of the one-eyed purple monster!
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d
It's an exciting story with plenty of shouting and spittle.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 38d
Shinshi shinshi
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 38d
What if you and I just shared impetigo
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 37d
The wonderful story? The lyrics to the Ying Yang Twins' "Wait (The Whisper Song)":
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 38d
podcasts.apple.com