Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you're fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.
Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.
I would just spend it slowly here and there in small shops. A single wad of cash is probably only a few thousand $ or € worth at most. Just smear it out over a few years and yer good!
I can't be held accountable to whatever make believe narrative you use to "other" me just like I can't be commanded to "aint see nothin" by a make believe robber with the language skills of a 3 year old.
I was saying it is hypocritical to look down upon other people's language, as a pedant, when you clearly can't differentiate between a narrator saying to react with a gif and the fictional robber. And since you clearly can't follow the instructions of the prompt by responding with a gif, the hypocrisy turns to hilarious irony.
If you were wiser, you simply would have not responded if you didn't want to respond with a gif, but your sense of self importance shows your hubris.
Also you're a filthy casual language enjoyer if you look down on dialects within a language and probably have some internalized racism to with through if you think a more "urban" mode of speaking implies a lack of intelligence.
"Shit homie.....not only did I not see anything here, but you and I are best friends and we were at my house playing Call of Duty at the time of the robbery."
Nah, that's dumb, your the teller, it's all on camera. If you take that money, your an accomplice. Just because you handed it to him, and he gave you some back, doesn't mean you're going to get away with it.
104 Comments
valar@lemmy.ca · 144 pts · 43d
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SSETranquility@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d
Haha!
CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de · 108 pts · 43d
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pseudo@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 42d
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 51 pts · 43d
enphurgen@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 43d
SSETranquility@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 43d
Yes!
Almacca@aussie.zone · 39 pts · 42d
psion1369@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 43d
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 43d
crakila@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 42d
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 43d
db2@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 43d
Try to make sense of that answer, I dare you.
Stache_@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 43d
You use the money to buy a buncha cats!
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d
Makes sense to me
Zekovski@pouet.chapril.org · 2 pts · 42d
@db2 @WanderWisley
"There's no doing anything about it" ?
TheFermentalist@reddthat.com · 30 pts · 41d
fartographer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 41d
There really is a Mamdani for every moment
derfunkatron@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 43d
Hux@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 43d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 43d
'Cept replace "need" with "have."
Avicenna@programming.dev · 1 pts · 41d
event horizon...
HollowNaught@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 42d
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 43d
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 43d
ekky@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 43d
Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 42d
Well ain't that just a hell of a thing. :)
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 43d
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 20 pts · 43d
FEIFEN@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 42d
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 43d
jystfact@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 42d
Krelis_@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 42d
ashenone@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 43d
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 42d
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 43d
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 42d
notso@feddit.org · 16 pts · 41d
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 42d
Probably get shot, and its not like I would snitch anyway, but I don't think I'd be able to help myself. I got a terminal mouth.
stephan262@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 42d
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 43d
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 42d
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Avicenna@programming.dev · 11 pts · 41d
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Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 42d
Etterra@discuss.online · 9 pts · 42d
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 42d
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 42d
Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you're fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.
Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.
architect@thelemmy.club · 11 pts · 42d
Yeah, I’m just gonna buy drugs
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 42d
I would just spend it slowly here and there in small shops. A single wad of cash is probably only a few thousand $ or € worth at most. Just smear it out over a few years and yer good!
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 42d
Now show that as a gif
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d
Go to the roof of a skyscraper and throw it all over the side towards the busiest street.
czer0_@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 42d
Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 42d
Generica@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 41d
tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 41d
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 41d
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 42d
You mean "You didn't see anything"
Just because you're a criminal doesn't give you a free pass on such abhorrent grammar.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 42d
Dork complains about grammar but can't follow instructions
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -3 pts · 41d
I'm not obligated to follow rules set by an uneducated criminal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 41d
Bros reading comprehension is so cooked he thinks the hypothetical bank robber said to react with a gif instead of the author omg xD
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 41d
I can't be held accountable to whatever make believe narrative you use to "other" me just like I can't be commanded to "aint see nothin" by a make believe robber with the language skills of a 3 year old.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 41d
I was saying it is hypocritical to look down upon other people's language, as a pedant, when you clearly can't differentiate between a narrator saying to react with a gif and the fictional robber. And since you clearly can't follow the instructions of the prompt by responding with a gif, the hypocrisy turns to hilarious irony.
If you were wiser, you simply would have not responded if you didn't want to respond with a gif, but your sense of self importance shows your hubris.
Also you're a filthy casual language enjoyer if you look down on dialects within a language and probably have some internalized racism to with through if you think a more "urban" mode of speaking implies a lack of intelligence.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 41d
Cool story bro
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d
Pathetic
BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 41d
The shtick ain't shtickin', homes
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 41d
Oh well
Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 42d
mmmm... pedantry.
krisevol@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 42d
You think all burglars have perfect grammar?
AAA@feddit.org · 2 pts · 42d
Only one crime at a time. They better have perfect grammar! /s
BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 41d
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d
https://imgur.com/gallery/cheetos-nATKWM7
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 42d
I ain't seen shit before he tossed the stacks. Not my money, not my business, not my problem, and I SURE don't talk to cops. Thanks for the tip, bruh.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d
What's that look like as a gif?
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 41d
I confess I didn't see the bit about the gif so I guess
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 42d
angband@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d
Well it is on the bank camera and my face isn't covered, so I drop the money on the counter when he is gone.
lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 41d
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 42d
I'd check if there were any cameras nearby, hopefully there weren't, because I didn't see anyone
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d
Can you post a gif of that then?
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d
Walking out of the bank with a bag of money after a robbery doesn't seem a smart idea
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d
You mean stay in the bank and take hostages?
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 41d
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 41d
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d
"Shit homie.....not only did I not see anything here, but you and I are best friends and we were at my house playing Call of Duty at the time of the robbery."
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 43d
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 43d
vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 41d
didn't see the guy! fucker threw cash right into my eyes!
vathecka@lemmy.radio · 0 pts · 41d
"this shit better not be inked"
content_educator_94@thelemmy.club · 0 pts · 41d
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 42d
<Takes money and saw nothing, no bank, no money, no robbery, no gif request, nothing. Walks away>
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 42d
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 42d
I wouldn’t keep it. It’s on camera.
That being said, it’s not my money at the bank so it’s the banks issue not mine.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d
Now post a gif of someone looking for cameras and you would've done the prompt right
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 41d
Nah, that's dumb, your the teller, it's all on camera. If you take that money, your an accomplice. Just because you handed it to him, and he gave you some back, doesn't mean you're going to get away with it.
abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 41d
I can't see the gif
IAmTheMusicMan@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 43d
Malyca@lemmy.zip · -4 pts · 43d
Ain't no snitch
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 43d
Damn straight, I’m pocketing that cash
IAmTheMusicMan@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 43d
IAmTheMusicMan@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 43d
IAmTheMusicMan@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 43d
IAmTheMusicMan@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 43d
IAmTheMusicMan@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 43d
Chozo@fedia.io · 4 pts · 43d
Nobody asked.
IAmTheMusicMan@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 43d