Watcha gonna do?

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valar@lemmy.ca · 144 pts · 43d

Stevie Wonder

proti@lemmy.world · 124 pts · 43d (1 reply)

SSETranquility@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d

Haha!

CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de · 108 pts · 43d

Brennan Lee Mulligan DMing some shit

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 101 pts · 43d

saltesc@lemmy.world · 99 pts · 43d

makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 43d

lemmysmash@piefed.social · 85 pts · 43d (1 reply)

TaterTot@piefed.social · 81 pts · 43d

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dan69@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 43d

swagmoney@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 42d (1 reply)

pseudo@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 42d
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BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 51 pts · 43d

enphurgen@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 43d (1 reply)

SSETranquility@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 43d

Yes!

Almacca@aussie.zone · 39 pts · 42d

psion1369@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 43d

sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 43d

crakila@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 42d

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 43d

db2@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 43d (3 replies)

Try to make sense of that answer, I dare you.

Stache_@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 43d (1 reply)

You use the money to buy a buncha cats!

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d

Makes sense to me

Zekovski@pouet.chapril.org · 2 pts · 42d

@db2 @WanderWisley
"There's no doing anything about it" ?

TheFermentalist@reddthat.com · 30 pts · 41d (1 reply)

fartographer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 41d

There really is a Mamdani for every moment

derfunkatron@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 43d

Hux@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 43d

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 43d (1 reply)

'Cept replace "need" with "have."

Avicenna@programming.dev · 1 pts · 41d

event horizon...

HollowNaught@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 42d

Widdershins@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 43d

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 43d

ekky@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 42d

Well ain't that just a hell of a thing. :)

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 43d

TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 20 pts · 43d

FEIFEN@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 42d

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 43d

jystfact@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 42d

Krelis_@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 42d

ashenone@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 43d

KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 42d

BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 43d

surveillance camera😰

boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 42d

notso@feddit.org · 16 pts · 41d

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 42d

Probably get shot, and its not like I would snitch anyway, but I don't think I'd be able to help myself. I got a terminal mouth.

stephan262@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 42d

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 43d

Reaction Memes-28035572

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 42d

GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 42d

Avicenna@programming.dev · 11 pts · 41d

db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 43d

Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 42d

Etterra@discuss.online · 9 pts · 42d

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 42d

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 42d (4 replies)

Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you're fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.

Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.

architect@thelemmy.club · 11 pts · 42d

Yeah, I’m just gonna buy drugs

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 42d

I would just spend it slowly here and there in small shops. A single wad of cash is probably only a few thousand $ or € worth at most. Just smear it out over a few years and yer good!

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 42d

Now show that as a gif

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d

Go to the roof of a skyscraper and throw it all over the side towards the busiest street.

czer0_@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 42d

Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 42d

Generica@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 41d

I'm so excited and I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 41d

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 41d

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 42d (13 replies)

You mean "You didn't see anything"

Just because you're a criminal doesn't give you a free pass on such abhorrent grammar.

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 42d (9 replies)

Dork complains about grammar but can't follow instructions

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -3 pts · 41d (8 replies)

I'm not obligated to follow rules set by an uneducated criminal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 41d (5 replies)

Bros reading comprehension is so cooked he thinks the hypothetical bank robber said to react with a gif instead of the author omg xD

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 41d (4 replies)

I can't be held accountable to whatever make believe narrative you use to "other" me just like I can't be commanded to "aint see nothin" by a make believe robber with the language skills of a 3 year old.

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 41d (3 replies)

I was saying it is hypocritical to look down upon other people's language, as a pedant, when you clearly can't differentiate between a narrator saying to react with a gif and the fictional robber. And since you clearly can't follow the instructions of the prompt by responding with a gif, the hypocrisy turns to hilarious irony.

If you were wiser, you simply would have not responded if you didn't want to respond with a gif, but your sense of self importance shows your hubris.

Also you're a filthy casual language enjoyer if you look down on dialects within a language and probably have some internalized racism to with through if you think a more "urban" mode of speaking implies a lack of intelligence.

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 41d (2 replies)

Cool story bro

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d

Pathetic

BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 41d (1 reply)

The shtick ain't shtickin', homes

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 41d

Oh well

Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 42d

mmmm... pedantry.

krisevol@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 42d (1 reply)

You think all burglars have perfect grammar?

AAA@feddit.org · 2 pts · 42d

Only one crime at a time. They better have perfect grammar! /s

BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 41d

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 42d (2 replies)

I ain't seen shit before he tossed the stacks. Not my money, not my business, not my problem, and I SURE don't talk to cops. Thanks for the tip, bruh.

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d (1 reply)

What's that look like as a gif?

Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 41d

I confess I didn't see the bit about the gif so I guess

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 42d

angband@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d

Well it is on the bank camera and my face isn't covered, so I drop the money on the counter when he is gone.

lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 41d

ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 42d (1 reply)

I'd check if there were any cameras nearby, hopefully there weren't, because I didn't see anyone

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d

Can you post a gif of that then?

tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d (1 reply)

Walking out of the bank with a bag of money after a robbery doesn't seem a smart idea

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d

You mean stay in the bank and take hostages?

meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 41d

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 41d
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chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

"Shit homie.....not only did I not see anything here, but you and I are best friends and we were at my house playing Call of Duty at the time of the robbery."

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 43d
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terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 43d
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vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 41d

didn't see the guy! fucker threw cash right into my eyes!

vathecka@lemmy.radio · 0 pts · 41d

"this shit better not be inked"

content_educator_94@thelemmy.club · 0 pts · 41d
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yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 42d

<Takes money and saw nothing, no bank, no money, no robbery, no gif request, nothing. Walks away>

KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 42d
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anon_8675309@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 42d (1 reply)

I wouldn’t keep it. It’s on camera.

That being said, it’s not my money at the bank so it’s the banks issue not mine.

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d

Now post a gif of someone looking for cameras and you would've done the prompt right

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 41d (1 reply)

Nah, that's dumb, your the teller, it's all on camera. If you take that money, your an accomplice. Just because you handed it to him, and he gave you some back, doesn't mean you're going to get away with it.

abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 41d

I can't see the gif

IAmTheMusicMan@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 43d
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Malyca@lemmy.zip · -4 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Ain't no snitch

Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 43d

Damn straight, I’m pocketing that cash

IAmTheMusicMan@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 43d
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IAmTheMusicMan@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 43d (1 reply)
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Chozo@fedia.io · 4 pts · 43d

Nobody asked.

IAmTheMusicMan@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 43d
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