Tasty!

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No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 1d

sundray@lemmus.org · 31 pts · 1d (12 replies)

... but what's the onion for? 🤔

Archimedes@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 1d

To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey

Damarus@feddit.org · 21 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Man tears

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1d (2 replies)

So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1d

Im not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna.... for one.

Damarus@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1d

Exactly

Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1d

To explain why does a single man drink and cry.

Godric@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Boy dinner

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1d

Without the onion it's man dinner.

girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 10 pts · 1d

Providing satirical news articles

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Flavor for the plate

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

To cleanse the palate.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 23h

Mush it, add to whiskey.

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1d (5 replies)

Put that onion in a pan in a medium oven, just like that, for an hour or so depending on how big it is, then peel it and add some salt.

Yum.

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 17 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Tried this once after townsends (cooking yt channel that makes old timey food) said that it was really easy and good. Was easy. Was also terrible, do not recommend. Can bake a potato for exactly the same effort and get something 10 times better.

janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d

I bake onions all the time and they are really good, but the onion you choose makes a big difference. For potatoes you get different results as well but it's all still pretty much hot starchy goodness. For onions you want something with a decently robust skin on it and mot something like a modern yellow onion which has a pretty thin outer layer and will probably overcook/dry on the outside before the inside gets nice and cooked.

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 1d

On the grill it's pretty good, but it does take a long time, and you hollow out the very middle and jam a bunch of butter in there, then tinfoil the whole thing. Keep it at high temp for a full hour. But yeah since learning how to do it, I've done it 0 times, so

Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 23h
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peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1d

Im a Jim man myself, but to each their own.

Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats

Godric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

I was thinking the same earlier, there might be a personal post in the future, stay tuned :)

wieson@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Do your boys like having their tools disintegrate in their hands?

Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

No, but doing dishes is no fun.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Okay Tony Abbott.

LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1d (1 reply)

The man.

the myth.

The onion

naught101@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Ahaha, that's hilarious that it has it's own wikipedia page

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 20h (5 replies)

I left two onions and four apples at the self-checkout yesterday after paying for them. Just forgot to put the bag in the cart. They could easily credit my account having been informed by the next customer, but no, they won't. They'll put them back on the shelf and sell them again.

InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 19h (3 replies)

Lesson learned, only buy booze from now on

square@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 14h (1 reply)

It pisses me off you can't get booze at the self checkout. They have an attendant there for problems. Would it really be so hard for them to come over and check an ID? But no, I've got to go stand in the one manned line they have open for 20 minutes instead of being out of there in 2 minutes.

Edit: I have just learned this is a California problem. Other places may not have to put up with this.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 6h

What you've described is what happens here in Georgia.

But we can only buy beer and wine in a supermarket, liquor, spirits etc have to be bought in a separate location, and you can't buy alcohol before noon on Sundays.

All of which is that classic small government freedom you expect from a red state.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18h

Can't argue with that.

zane@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 15h

Sounds like you should steal apples and onions.

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1d (5 replies)

My dinner from last night

Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

<3

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 11h (2 replies)

Recipe? This looks amazeballs!

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 6h (1 reply)

I don't really have a recipe but I'll share what all this is. Going anti clockwise, the white thing is boondi raita made with soy yogurt, then there's tofu and peas cooked however Indians cook their vegetable stews, then there's basmati rice, topped with dal/lentils which are split gram (chana dal) and black lentils (urad dal), then there's whole wheat chapati (indian flat bread).

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 20m

I'm sure I can figure it out with that. Thanks homie!

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 23h
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TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1d (15 replies)

Jack Daniels? Disgusting. Get some proper whiskey instead. I prefer the onion fried, with some fries, and a chunk of cheese. Real cheese though.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 21h (4 replies)

Amen, brother. Jack is the Walmart MacDonald's of brown liquor. I would rather drink mystery booze from a water bottle distilled by a guy with no teeth in his Mom's back yard.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 9h (2 replies)

Oooh that sounds good :)

hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 8h (1 reply)

Depends on what it's distilled from.

Apricot brandy is my personal favorite.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 8h

Sold

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4h

That's Todd. Did he make the apple pie or the straight sugar liquor this batch?

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 23h (9 replies)

Isn't Whiskey supposed to have no taste aside alcohol?

EonNShadow@pawb.social · 9 pts · 23h (1 reply)

You're thinking of vodka

Whiskey is highly diverse

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 23h

Ah right, thanks.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22h (5 replies)

Real whiskey on the rocks has a huge number of flavors depending on the age and manufacturer. Jack Daniels is the bottom of the rung.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 22h (4 replies)

On the rocks? How dare you. Ice masks the flavor. It's only for people who want to drink whiskey but don't actually like the taste.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14h (3 replies)

Gonna have to stop you there. Ice/water enhances the flavor and makes even rot gut whiskey palatable.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 9h (2 replies)

A few drops of ice water, yes. But raising the temperature of the whiskey itself masks the flavor. Whiskey is best on room temperature.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4h (1 reply)

You have it your way. I'll have it mine. Oh and Ice lowers the temperature not raises it.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3h

Hahaha yeah exactly, my bad xD

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 22h

Vodka is meant to be colorless and flavorless, ideally pure water and ethanol.

Whiskey is made to retain flavors from the grain it isade from, and aged in charred oak barrels to impart flavors from the wood. The region of the world and the process used causes a variety of flavors.

Scotch, from Scotland, is made primarily or entirely of barley. The malted barley is toasted over a peat fire, which is where scotch gets its peaty or smoky flavor from, and that flavor often depends on where around Scotland the peat is sourced from, Islay Scotches are noted for rather aggressive flavors. Scotch is aged in used whine, sherry or bourbon barrels, so they often take on characteristics from the barrel's previous contents.

Irish whiskies are made of partially unmalted barley, which lends a unique kind of floral note.

American Bourbon is made of at least 51% corn and aged in new white oak barrels. The United States is almost all warmer than the Britain and Ireland (not a lot of whiskey is made in Alaska) so the booze interacts with the barrel differently and extracts different chemicals. Bourbons are noted for cherry, apple, vanilla and caramel flavors. Not all whiskey made in the United States fits the definition of bourbon; there's a lot of interesting things happening in the American "Single Malt" category which is Let's Try To Make Scotch, But On A Continent. Not a lot of peat bogs in the US, so hardwood charcoal is used to smoke the malted grain instead, and again America's climate means it ages differently, so the result is quite different from Scotch but still quite interesting.

Canadian Rye whiskey is often citrusy or spicy.

Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1d (6 replies)

I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a "woman" in the kitchen.

I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it's not that difficult.

boonhet@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Do check what community this post is in

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d

Wouldn't be Lemmy without someone going off the rails in the comments.

molten@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (1 reply)

This is OP's second account and he just wanted to flex his cooking.

Source: I made it up

Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Boy Dinner is a different vibe, but if we're talking cooking and sexist, I did have a gay uncle who was happy to be quoted saying;

"Women don't belong in the kitchen... if you want a good meal"

Man was wildly out of pocket announcing that every hosted Thanksgiving to his sister's eyerolls, but he knew how to cook a mean fucking steak!

petersr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

I should not have read this post hungry...

qarbone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 16h (1 reply)

Fake. I ain't using a whole utensils and plate for onion. God gave us two hands: one for onion, one for Jack and jack-based activities.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1h

One for Jack-on, one for Jack-off. It only makes sense.

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (4 replies)

The fork is the part that bothers me the most. So much handle, so little tine.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Consider the average fork. Do the times need to be so long? When have you ever needed to impale your food to a depth of 40mm or more?

Conversely, think on when you have picked up food and it slid down the times, so that to bite it off you must insert the bare tubes perilously deep into your mouth where you might strike a tooth or the tongue?

Shorter fork tines are the way of the future

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

That's barely enough room for spaghetti! I won't stand for this!

FluorineBalloon@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

That sounds like propaganda from Big Spork!

Beware, for you tread upon dangerous ground!

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 20h

I've always preferred foon to spork. But, I guess that ship sailed.

mika_mika@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (2 replies)

honestly this joke is more in the spirit of what I believe girl dinner should be than girl dinner posts I usually see online. im glad my girls are eating well, but a prepared meal is not girl dinner. shredded cheese out of the bag, grazing some veggies, and maybe some chips, is.

Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

Shitposting aside, aye! This is a Treachery of Images vibed meme, I love unhinged surrealism so :)

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 23h
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bizarroland@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (1 reply)

That's a good way to get yourself to no longer be the Prime Minister of Australia.

Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Confirmed, Aussies hide their lack of banter behind that sillyass accent!

Kintarian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (6 replies)

Fancy pants can afford whiskey

Godric@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d (5 replies)

Food $500 Gas $800 Data $100 Rent $900 Rotgut Whiskey $2369 Utilities $150

Someone who is good at economy please help, I am dying

modus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (4 replies)

You should probably buy more local whiskey and cut that gas bill in half.

Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

Now walking to whiskey, bill cut! Thank you for balancing my budget!

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 23h (2 replies)

Gas is still not more expensive than whiskey, right??

modus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22h (1 reply)

Probably close enough to consider drinking gasoline.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 22h

Gasoline has an additive to make it unpalatable to drunkards.

BurntWits@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Replace Jack with a Canadian whiskey and I could get on board with this.

Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Make your own dinner then

OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 1d

Vat 69 for me.

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6h (1 reply)

That's it. I'm done. I'm transitioning. I refuse to support this. Good luck to you all.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1h

You don't want to support it, you want to experience it first hand? Is that it?

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Needs hot sauce

myyass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Actually amazing that way. I used to eat baked potatoes, raw onion with hot sauce when I was broke lol

saigot@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1d

Not enough beans

hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 21h (2 replies)

This is boy dinner because a man would spend the money on good whiskey, and at least have a protein to go with the veg side dish.

Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 20h (1 reply)

You know, Jack might be fun to shit on, but a wise man once told me the best whiskey is the one you like to drink!

Good point tho, next post will have protein

Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 17h

I hate JD neat and im a massive Scotch snob but nothing beats a double JD and coke, will happily hammer those all day

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 4 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Can you share the recipe?

Godric@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d (1 reply)
  1. Onion (optional)
  2. Whiskey
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 5 pts · 23h

Thanks. I'm not a great cook but this looks simple enough. I will give it a try.

peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

That's what I'm having, minus the onion.

laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3h

Pretty close we make a dish out of roasted onions to have drinks with from where I come from

Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

FFS at least peel it first.

Godric@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

krisevol@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 20h (1 reply)

Too many carbs, switch to vodka. We are trying to live past 50 over here.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4h

Why?

ratrace@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1d

I knew a lady who liked wiskey better than me. She pissed the bed and all over me. It got old so I left and then she had a kid. She was considered a functioning professional adult and I was the scrub. Don't don't believe the hype boyeeeee

Penisisisisis's VS vijayjayzzzzz

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 17h (1 reply)

You lot need to play scrandle

www.scrandle.com

Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17h

Explain!

CannedCairn@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Need a meat

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 17h

I know people were complaining about the lack of onions before, but I think this is an overcorrection

glibg10b@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I could swear I recently saw a post about someone eating an onion and drinking alcohol afterward

Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Well of course we eat the Onion and wash it down with whiskey, how else are we supposed to encounter parody news???

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Weird. I’m boy. I know how to cook.

Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

Weird. You're a boy. You don't know how to boy dinner :/

OriginalTangle@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Sir, this is an alcoholism-glorifying post. Your cooking skills are not relevant.

Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Sir, this is a boy-dinner-glorifying post. Your ability to recognize sauces is not relevant.