You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I'd land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.

I am god of the beavers.

I'd be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn't be too bad

Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.

Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.

Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.

BG3, so I'm either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.

Factorio. The factory must grow.

I'm playing golf?

How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!

Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I'm never going back.

If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I've got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.

Grow the factory.

I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.

WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.

It's animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.

Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.

Sounds pretty ideal.

I'd look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women's World Cup.

Rimwold. I'll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla's bite.

I'd be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.

Caves of Qud. Guess I'm a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.

Stuck in the liminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever. Alone.

Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.

Guess I would finally build an Outpost 😆

Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers... Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant

I’m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.

My minecraft mod pack so id basically be the god that created that universe.

Punching trees hurts.

Get fucked 25 different ways by a megacorp.

I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village

Elden Ring. If it's anything like my playing experience. I'm dead within 2 minutes.

I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn't have started again, I'm just too old for this shit.

I'd be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life

I'm trying to learn how to read in war-torn Bohemia in the High Medieval Ages :/

I would go bowling with my cousin.

Oh wait, I forgot I played the RoboCop demo. Uh oh...

Note: The fact I forgot about playing it probably doesn't speak well for my enjoyment of the game.

Brain damage (rocket league).

I'll need to build shelter , gather food, add defense and make a dam table to eat off of because we just crash landed on a planet and survived, but eating without a table is what sets me off!!

I continue my attempts to Slay the Spire

Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.

I guess I'm now stuck in the digital world with my companions that consist of a pile of sentient poop and a Dinosaur that can breath fire and talk. Both of which will experience the cycle of life, death, and re-incarnation roughly every few weeks.

I will chill in the idealistic socialist town and happily eat the freshly grown meat straight off the vine that the living plant monster gives out to everyone for free daily

I die of heart attack, bleeding, poison and disease simultaneously near the entrance to the Darkest Dungeon

Darktide?

I'm either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being weird and knowing heretical words like "Democracy" and "Human Rights".

I have died of dysentery.

I’d be piloting a ship around the Milky Way fueling my hoarding addiction with theft and murder

In the world as myself or as my character?

If as myself, i'll try to stay away from the US portion of Earth. They get attacked a lot. If as my character, I guess i'll just have to make a Captain's Log noting this strange phenomenon before giving the order to warp towards my next mission for Starfleet.

Life in Star Trek is easier than most, if you're in the right place.

Eorzea isn't the worst fantasy world to be isekai'd into. I'd just set up in one of the capitals and try not to die

My cousin calls and asks if I want to go bowling.

Would be weird since my cousin is dead

I'm in the Star Trek universe! Post scarcity and a chance to understand the mysteries of the universe and live twice as long? Sign me up.

Peglin? I can throw stones pretty well, but not sure I can do much against sentient walls

I design a one-way mission to the moon. It's a complex, 3-stage rocket designed to take 1 passenger as the payload. Our brave passenger is a Korok.

I continue to press the buttons I'm told to, over and over again. Not much has changed.

It's (an) Earth, mid 18th century. Mega-Ghana is the world's leading great power, having crusaded both Christianity and Islam more or less out of existence centuries ago. The place that I actually live in real life was just conquered by England, although this problem is somewhat mitigated by the fact that the (Visigothic) king of Spain invaded England and renamed it to "Nouveau France" several centuries ago. Such is the nature of a multiplayer Paradox megacampaign

I don't think anything changes as I've played Dirt Rally 2.0. Maybe I'll just die in a car crash.

Good thing it's not the game I played second last... noita.

Uhhhh, covered in sticky white latex? Yessir.

(It was changed)

Deep Rock Galactic, after playing around with the grapple I would fall to the ground and die.

Angry russian voices then buckshot to my face.

Vampire Survivors so I'm pretty much fucked.

Why is everything square!?

Wtf is with all these zombies and skeletons at night? Why is that green guy running at me? Does... does he not have arms? Are those... four legs? What is going on here?

boom

Some asshole chases me all around the map shooting rockets at me over and over again from a fucking flying motorcycle monstrosity.

Haha damn I'd be in Night City. I'd probably be getting mugged by some gangoons.

Depending on where in the game I end up: realize I'm basically already dead, shotgun a bottle of bleach and die, or try to survive for a while, get bitten, drink bleach and die. Or just get eaten alive, or get food poisoning, or a cold, and die.

BALLOONS! Get'm!

What a save!

Get I teleported into the game as the hero? Then I have to mine for a while, find a strange artefact, have a seizure and then fly off into space with a helpful robot.. were I will most likely die due to space pirates a I have no idea how to pilot a spaceship for real.

The factory must grow. I need to figure out how to use the Logistics Train Network mod and build a new oil processing facility.

I'm fucked - Dead Cells.

Judging by what the people in this world are saying, being rolled up into a giant ball and lobbed into space isn't as bad as it sounds.

Witcher 3, Velen. I'm immediately killed by a bandit or a Drowner.

I'd be deciding whether or not to start journey 3 or riding torrent around finishing things I didn't do. I can do whatever I want as Elden lord

If I'm not Geralt then I'm likely quite fucked.

Pros: I'd only have to solve puzzles, then defeat an AI god at puzzles in order to be born into the real world and become effectively immortal so long as I keep up maintenance on my robo-bod. It's easier than it sounds.

Cons: Most human media is lost to time. I would be alone except for the fellow robots I wake up, and a lot of them are apparently annoying. The work of restoring civilization rests entirely on my shoulders. Luckily, I'm immortal.

i teleport to the world of Deep Rock Galactic.

If im in the inner colonies, im probobly fine. If im part of the DRG crew, im screwed.

I'd be killed by a monster straight from Hell in under 10 seconds unless I start moving and never stop. Never stop moving. Hopefully I can find a weapon and some body armour!

I’m in feudal Japan during a civil war. I don’t speak any Japanese other than the lyrics to Mr. Roboto and I’m a foreigner. I’m probably dead.

(Shadow Tactics)

Starship troopers in a bug hive. RIP.

Someone, get me a crowbar!

Technically I'd be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I'd likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again...

Astroneer!! I’m gonna be fine as long as I have oxygen.

I would get killed by a Worm with a Bazooka, unless it's my turn first and I manage to kill it before it kills me.

RDR2.

I'll go ask Dutch if I make negative amount of money if I'm supposed to take 50% from the camp funds

ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS

FOR KARL

"Bomb has been planted.." Shit.

The first thing I do is gather wood. Make a crafting table, a wooden axe and a wooden pickaxe. Where am I?

Get eaten by giant sea abomination if I don't drown trying to collect metals

A creeper blows up behind me while I'm punching a tree.

I own a wine empire and a giant gold clock. Pretty cool.

I guess I'd go to the bus tunnel and check if any of my wine is ready yet.

I would be the lone human in Deep Rock Galactic. Hopefully I would be transported into the Rig and drink some beers because if I ended up on Hoxxes I'm pretty sure I would be glyphid food.

I find myself on a large, nice, and green felt. As I stand up, I see a stack of cards in the distance. Next to it are seven spreads of cards, each with the top card face up...

Faerûn. I'd probably fail to see a trap and die.

But in my defence, those are invisible until I roll a high enough number on a dice.

If I become my save file, I'm gonna hop into my Star Eagle, fly to New Atlantis, and use my million creds to furnish my Class One citizen penthouse, and fucking retire.

Maybe go visit Neon once a month to trip out on Aurora and catch BorealUS's next show.

Also I'm female now. I may ride this for a bit before going to Enhance and switching back to Male and getting the full Chad look. Might do this sooner to hide from Starborn assassins lol

I like to think that I'd join a pirate crew and go on adventures, but more likely I'd be a hobo on some street on a Caribbean island. Could be worse.

I would tame a gecko and ride it into battle. Or get ganked by a bunch of wasps, could go either way.

I am struck by an overwhelming urge to make paperclips.

I think I'll just chill in the space rig and drink ale.

I'd probably either get killed by a nosalis or forget to change my mask filter. Greetings from Metro: Last Light!

Everything must be Satisfactory.

I gotta catch 'em all

the last game I played was Duskers, so I'm probably either immediately dying in the vacuum of space or trapped in a derelict space station without any power.

Since it has been confirmed that all the characters in Smash are toys, and the human playing with them are the hands, does that make me a hand?

Prince of Persia Warrior Within.

Hmm. If I'm on the island of time I'm royally screwed but living in some random town is okay I guess. Could be worse.

I abandon my plans of defeating Ruby Weapon and just get in the Highwind and go to the Golden Saucer.

Last game I played was World of Tanks, so...

Society as we know it ended in 1919, after the calamitous fall of every world government. There is no order or law save the will of the Tank Clans, roaming columns of tanks from every nation on the constant prowl for ammunition, fuel and supplies to keep their rampage sustained for even a moment longer.

To be a tanker in this time is to embrace chaos and anarchy. Tank clans commit to bloody battles, fighting to the last man over scarce resources. The victors cannibalize the smouldering wrecks of the fallen for whatever scrap remains. Technological advances come at the cost of hundreds fallen, all in the name of making deadlier war machines. This the world I now inhabit, a world of steel and chaos, of armor and war. This is...

The World of Tanks.

blade and sorcery VR! It's sociopath time!

I have a bad time as I can't speak Japanese and am pretty sure subtitles don't come with me.

I would like to think I would be some kind of PMC trying to survive in a quarantined zone after mass evacuation. The Russian government has cordoned off the area as a result of some kind of conspiracy by a secretive 'Umbrella Corp' style mega corp and has stranded the Russian and Western PMCs that were caught in the area when it closed.

But in reality I would be a Scav and almost immediately killed by some lvl70 Kappa chad.

Unciv.

Just living my daily life until other civilization besieges and bombard my city.

I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I'm scared shitless and I only get one life this time.

That really depends.

Crash land near/in the main colony? Eh. I'd be thrown into prison to be beaten or put into Boris' chair until I was compliant, but after, there's a chance at a decent life with only some risk of death. At worst, they might decide I'm worth tossing in a Warcasket and joining the Dead watching the walls.

Outside of them? Ehh. Might be able to throw in with a tribe and keep my head down until we're all slaughtered in a raid. Some of the Empires seem somewhat friendly, could try to offer services cleaning and hauling for a bed in a servant barracks. Completely fucked if I'm caught out by Raiders, Pirates, Insectoids, or Mechanoids.

Armored Core 6, yeah it's probably not going to end well for me.

Considering I'm guaranteed to eventually get viciously eaten by a horde of zombies with no hope of survival, I think I'll just end it myself.

OP what game are you describing? I played Middle Earth Shadow of War, so I'd be perched up on a building watching two uruks throttle each other

Making a deal with a Daedric Prince.

Either I'm Link in the Wind Maker, or just one of another NPC. And I'd be okay with being NPC in Zelda: Wind Maker.

I spawn next to some weird tower with a princess on top. I see another three stone towers in the distance. The princess tells me to go shoot one of the stone towers with my shotgun. When walking on the bridge, giant log with iron spikes just appears in the air and start rolling to me. It nearly kills me, but I survive. My happiness don't last long, because I see old ugly witch spawning near me. Before I can shoot her, she turns me into a pig. Scared and confused, I turn around and run back to safety. Last thing I see is the princess that I thought was my ally, shooting me with her bow. I hate Clash Royale.

Mechwarrior 5? Depending on where I end up, I could be fine or screwed...

I'd either be an immortal capsuleer in charge of a space ship. Or I'd be some peasant on a planet that are so unimportant that they don't even get mentioned in the lore.

Shit Keanu Reaves is in my head making snarky comments about my choices. Could be cool.

I'd be thrust into a dog-eat-dog world of 4 warring factions each out to establish dominance and feed themselves. I'd say in a week give or take I'd end up on someone's dinner plate.

(I played 3/4s through of Tooth and Tail last night in 8 hours).

Ask me again in two weeks and I'd be in a city where you MUST take a train to get anywhere, in Cities Skylines 2. That would be a nicer fate.

Drown in rain. I'm too big for the shelters.

Shit.

Sims 4, I really don't notice anything different.

I'm playing Fea Farm so, farm, fish and hang out with my friends all day. Plus I have cute little fairy wings in that game. I'm set for life.

BroForce. I'd flex all over those fools from Terroristan

I feel I need to turn a crank. It feels tedious at first, but it gives me some power to make scrap metal.

I sit and hide until Kratos solves everything

Got a nice job with autonomy, quite a bit of credits and a sweet spaceship. If only we could have cats in Starfield

I get to be a Destiny NPC. Honestly, not the worst fate.

Press F for all those swimming around Planet 4546B

Eaten by local fauna,Shot, blown up, or crushed by a titan. Just got done playing titan fall 2.

I open an Inn and get to play Gwent against Gerelt of Rivia!

I don't know how to ride a horse so I'd probably get mauled by a bear or murdered by outlaws trying to get somewhere civilized.

I'd be kicking some mf'ing shell, that's for sure!

uhhh, I'm not really sure what would happen in Muse Dash. if it was a Log Horizon situation where i assume the role the character i probably can't hit anything to the beat lol

I’d be screwed, because the last game I played was Dying Light 1. I have a fleeting feeling that I’m not athletic enough to climb skyscrapers and buildings.

I find myself incredibly frustrated with the reliability of the Konnersport F1 car.

Probably finish all of my builds and farms, build a lot of new and awesome builds before eventually begging for help from the other members of the server at least assuming I'm trapped in that world specifically, if I can go to others it might be a bit longer before I try to get help.

Take me apart, take me apart,
What a way to roam
And if you have to take me apart to get me there
I'd rather stay at home.

Tower Unite plaza... I'd be having a good time I guess lol

It's not really explained what happens when Bloons get trough but I doubt some balloons can be that dangerous.

likely I die crashing my ship into the sun trying to figure out where the fuck this lost civilization went. (outer wilds)

Guess I'm gonna live in the metros.

I end up as the final boss of some Pikmin game and get pimp-slapped by 1 inch tall astronauts.

A Pikmin infestation, if they were real, would unironically be worse than bedbugs or cockroaches and I will fucking die on that hill.

I’m immediately killed with a flamethrower or hit in the head by a magically teleported sniper bullet.

I guess I live in Dark Sun now

Really hope I can get an entry position at Ryujin Industries (they always seem to be recruiting) so I can afford to not live in the slums and work on getting the skills needed to survive long-term.

If by “game world” you allow TRRPG’s then it’d be Golarion (Pathfinder 2e) and last nights game was “Case File #4” where a creepy leather bound book (the ‘Dark Archive’) keeps appearing and transporting us to various other places to fight undead.

#4 was an abandoned mansion overrun with undead that we needed to clean out. Fuck almighty almost every room was a combat session!

So to be teleported there I’d just run away. Even if I could find a suitable weapon I’d not survive more than one encounter. Not worth throwing away my actual life for some stupid book!

I would probably die on the battlefield by some random aircraft with a gradethrower on point B

So I'll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

I am quickly fragged by space-aged weaponry, provided I don't explode from the strange atmosphere. Best case scenario isn't good, food seemingly doesn't exist.

The last game I played was Yu-Gi-Oh Masterduel so I guess I'd be forced to endlessly play Yu-Gi-Oh against people in the real world...

Pikmin start listening to me for some reason.

Ohh god, I just turned off Necromunda: Hired Gun. I love Warhammer, and grim dark but as for a long live in Necromunda? Not a chance.

Off to my little paradise on Codos.

I go hollow, probably

Well, I’m lost in this ever-changing burning basement and have to shoot my tears at all these weird enemies and hope I find some good power-ups, and hope I can evade Mom. (Binding of Isaac)

Isekai?

Kill some marsupial rats, descend a level, kill some more rats and snakes, descend again. Now for the knolls, rats and snakes. Probably die before the black blob, maybe not.

Shattered Pixel Dungeon

45 minutes of salty hate, but at least Neeko is hot.

Does tabletop count? I become an incredibly powerful Planeswalker and visit zendikar, ravnica, and Kamigawa.

Otherwise, I'll probably just settle into the grind on a freighter and drift into the starfield.

VRChat. What does that mean? Do I literally get teleported into vrchat as I am irl? Do I have a little menu that'll pop up on my wrist to change avatars/bodies? Can I go to new worlds or am I stuck in the last world I was in? Am I by myself in some kinda limbo-vrchat where it's not actually a game but some kind of other universe that just appears to be vrchat, or can I actually meet up with other people? Can I get hurt or do the same rules of physics, health, food, etc apply? Is vrchat even a game?

If vrchat isn't considered a game, then Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. It'll be cool to be in the future I guess? The game itself is fun, but if I show up as the person I am irl, then it'll be kinda boring. I guess I could always learn how to do sweet tricks and grinds though.

Balder's Gate would be pretty chill until the illithids transform everyone

What do you even do in league of Legends lore? I know nothing about it besides what the champions say in TFT

I'm gonna turn down both Halsin's and the Emperor's sexual advances, again, then remind hot Karl that she's the only one for me, and then when we leave camp, I'll probably immediately get murderized by Sarevok because I'm not gonna join his latest murder cult and he's not gonna like that.

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 3 has it all.

I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.

The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.

Probably crushed by falling blocks while genki rockets plays in the background.

I crouch on sand, I'd assume. Next to me a woman pulls a purple sword out of her own chest, tells me to get going then disappears. On my other side a sniper with bandaged eyes talks about a piece of her soul before shooting someone.

I struggle between by fear of spiders and love of angry violent women in black leather

I need to find a hat, backpack, and some shoes so I can hopefully survive fighting a genetically engendered duck with the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the grim reaper, and a noodle bowl..

Probably be beaten up by a bandit or davis or something

Well, the base is on an island with fairly good turret protection from the biters, but I dont know anything about engineering, so Id probably shut down the factory except for the bullet farm, make a comfy nest in the wreck of the ship, and go fishing.

I've been wasting time with Noita and BG3 as of late. I played Noita before leaving for work today, so the most likely thing to happen is I set myself on fire.

Ummm, I don't even know what "from the depths" is like to live in? Weird? I would be a brain in a box?

Why did my last game have to be Chivalry 2?

Being repeatedly torn apart by various medieval weapons does not sound like a good time.

I'd be attacked by a scholar and cleric at night and have my stuff/information taken. People around me won't even be aware of what's happening despite being pummeled an elemental barrage. I will be relatively unscathed though.

Octopath Traveler 2.

It depends, am I going to be a washed up disco star or a car obsessed binoclard?

Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).

I probably get killed by a robot dinosaur.

Ocarina of Time, so I hope it's the past version rather than the future version.

my 1WO stares at me in utter disbelief how his supposedly ace of a Kaleun could fuck up this badly. again. (Silent Hunter 3. snuck into a convoy at night and bad weather. convoy zigs towards me, no time for final speed estimation, i go with last estimate, 4 eels in the water, all pass ahead. possibility: convoy slowed one knot due sea state. decide to surface to reposition. have a brainfart, my artillery starts shooting. hell breaks loose, star shells and searchlights everywhere. both engines AK, course 90. destroyer follows shooting star shells. half an hour zigzagging until he loses me.

¡El Presidente!

I get jumped by a hog-sized cockroach and probably die TBH.

I'd probably get killed by a giant ant.

Some jacked up 8-8 monster comes around the corner as i, a poor 1-2 Aegis soldier am demanded to sacrifice my self to the beast, so my Commander can go another round.

I summon my black stallion, some old ruins nearby begin to move.

I'm suddenly in a dilapidated home that needs remodeling and cleaning. But not fancy clean because I need to sell it to preppers.

I mean. Either I am an Idol (a greek god), or just your average person living a normal life. Suppose not much would change xD.

I would be blown to bits by a black scottish cyclops and then get buried in a soup can

O man I'd be stuck in call of duty, would die repetatively... Guess I shoulda played that porn game they keep advertizing on pornhub

i realise i am in hypixel bedwars trios and regret playing it. i suck at bedwars

I'd eventually fall through a hole and maybe see talking animals several hundred feet below.

Another HiE story. At least it won't mean an instagib or other untimely demise, that place is pretty chill.

I die. Then I wake up in my fancy coffin again just to die again a bit later. But at least I have a nice house and some servants.

I'd probably get a bouncy stick to the side of my head before I notice anything.

An Anomaly storm is about to vaporize me or turn me into a god. Odds aren't looking great.

Probably break my neck because I'm a bloody reckless driver and unlike my avatar in the game, I'm not invulnerable.

Trackmania

I'd reach out to grab my smartphone only to realize there's now two of them on my desk. I'm about to have a very bad day~

Arcana hot and cold - I get to have sex with a beast girl. Nice.

I'm now an axolotl with an AK-47 who is killing to provide food for my children.

I don't see a downside.

Will I remain as the same I am in the real world person or do get to choose who I become. Because if I remain a normal human, I am pretty much fucked in the 40k universe

vibing with hatsune miku as the last game i played was F2nd

I have to run down a slope, dramatically backstabbing a load of big-headed creatures.

I go hunting in Australia. Sounds like a good time.

I‘d probably die in the French revolution

Digimon cyber sleuth. I guess it really depends in what position I would be in in the world but overall it seems like a jackpot. I get to capture and battle with digimons and there's an actual virtual reality world to travel to. Sweet.

Probably fight a group of cannibals..

I need to summon the elector counts

I die in a cave collapse while prospecting for cassiterite

I get turned into a zombie, or get stomped by a giant, or just stabbed, or get burned alive by a friend.

I dont want to admit how fucked I am, but I almost wish Rimworld was the last game I played now

Schadenfreude and kill bind

Destiny? Assuming I'm in the Last City, things MIGHT be OK. If I'm not, assuming the season is the current timeline, there's a short amount of time before the Shadow Legion captures me, some hangers-on from House Dusk kill me, the Red Legion (what's left of it) kills me, or the Witness ends reality as we know it.

Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).

I guess I'm dying...

Of laughter at Drax and the banter of the other guardians. Or killed by some flarking space weirdo.

I'm a muffifed immortal redneck shooting eypgetican creatures sounds good to me at least my teeth isn't all crooked wait do rednecks have good dental care?

I go to Memphis

I’ll die…respawn…die…respawn…..I’m not the greatest at pvp it seems.