You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
I mean, what would you do with it? If I had it, I could greatly influence the politics of any country, simply by being any leader I wish to be and screwing their public image
I would be a thespian of course! But now that you mention it, I can see the potential to use myself as a biological weapon to help bring about amore equitable world …
Your brain shape shifts as well into an exact copy of the animal you mimic. You have the intelligence of the creature you turn into. Which means a one way trip as any coherent logical human thoughts is driven out by animal instincts.
This would have infer that your shape shifting skill had the ability to mimic not just their DNA but their nueral patterns as well. Without that you are again just left with instinct and a blank slate brain with no memory or knowledge.
Holy shit this is actually a good idea, I would actually read this book or watch this movie...
It could also work in a video game, but it would be very difficult to pull this off as the player character... could make for some extremely interesting NPCs in various settings.
You shapeshift, including your mind. When you change into a person, you take on all of their memories as well. You become a complete copy, and the old you simply ceases to exist. If you turn yourself into Donal Trump, there's just a random copy of the president sitting in your apartment, utterly confused about where he is or how he got there. And the ability to shapeshift was a power of your old body. The new one can't shapeshift.
Honestly, I could probably get behind that lol. After long enough I bet you could get really good at getting your mass exactly how you wanted it depending on what you want to do.
you shapeshift, but your state and society will periodically and randomly remind you, that they know, what shape you had earlier ... wait, that does already exist. still superpower tho!
You can only shift into a species that you've seen before. Can only shape shift into living things (not sentient and mobile inanimate objects)
And you can never return to any species you were previously. It has to be a new one every time until you exhaust the possible species. Leaving you stuck as the last possible species you pick to shape shift into.
You can't actually become anything unique, the body approximately closest to your imagination becomes yours. They also, become you in turn. You immediately become a world wide sensation if used frequently.
And not like a little dog scat either. We're talking the entire football team ate some bad vichysoise and it hit them during practice and that pile is where you land. Every godsdamn time. You're starting to wonder if it's the same pile.
Granted, but your momentum is teleported with you. The earth is hurtling through space at over 100,000 km and you are on its -spinning- surface subjected to multiple momentum influences constantly.
Keep it to short distances and you might be ok, but with distance comes chaos.
Don't you Just have to Teleport rapidly Forward in short disxtances then to mitigate that risk? Would probably also bei safer since you could See where to Teleport to.
Lmao not how it works. Things are only moving in relation to other things, if you're affixed to the earth then almost any other point on earth relative to you is not moving.
If you teleport in refence to some other celestial body that sounds kind of dumb and also possibly a skill issue.
The surface of the earth at the equator is moving at ~1600 km/hr in order to rotate fully in a day. If you teleport to the opposite side of the planet, you'll still be moving at that speed but the surface there is moving in the opposite direction. You will now be having a very bad day.
(Along the equator) in relation to the core along the polar axis. See how I did that? I filled in your implied point of reference. Isn't that a pretty stupid reference compared to, idk, where your are standing now?
How much is a 3 square feet patch of grass moving in relation to the one nearest you? Two points on a grid. It doesn't matter if the grid is being translated around an axis, the two points are basically fixed and dont move in relation to each other.
I see how you don't understand reference frames. From any reference point, the 2 sides of the globe are moving differently. If you consider 1 side stationary, the other side of the earth is moving 3200 km/hr relative to you. If you're at the core both sides are moving in opposite directions. I think you could teleport from one pole to the other and be ok. Reference frames by definition cannot be rotating.
Incorrect. Any two walkable points on the earths surface relative to each other are for all practical intents and purposes static. The examples you gave earlier were relative to the earth's axis.
The earth is rotating bro. It is not static. that's literally why there are jets streams and prevailing wind patterns. If you could actually use a rotating body as a static reference frame, the stars in the sky would be spinning around your reference frame every 24 hours. Any star doesn't have to be very far away before it needs to move faster than the speed of light to complete it's rotation (which is not possible). Go spin a basketball. I promise you the 2 sides are moving in opposite directions from any reference frame that is not spinning (bc reference frames by definition are not spinning)
This can actually still be convenient if you need to be physically at work 5 days a week. No more commuting and waking up early in the morning except on Mondays. If you want to skip Monday traffic, take a quick drive on Sunday to your office so you meet the 24 hour criteria.
The event alone causes an explosion, killing anything 50 meters to you, damaging anything 100 meters from you, temporarily disabled any electrical thing two kilometres from you, but you won't be affected by any of this.
"The Stars My Destination" by Alfred Bester. Considered one of the all time best science fiction novels. Everyone can teleport just by thinking about it.
There's an episode of Justice League where Superman goes at it with Darkseid. Supes says that he always has to be careful and that the whole world is like cardboard to him, so this is the first time he can really let go.
So, you can't pick up a coffee cup or touch anyone without worrying about destroying something.
Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.
Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.
This is an interesting side effect.
Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones.
If you push too hard during pooping you'll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage.
Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw
If a guy, don't even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis.
The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.
It's extremely difficult to control - even grazing an object the wrong way with your finger can end up breaking it into pieces. Giving someone a hug can easily end with you covered in blood from the person you just split in two.
You can't turn it off or filter out any thoughts and are lost in a cacophony of thoughts bombarding you every second from evey living thing. Even isolation isnt a relief as the animals and insects asail you with their primitive instinctual thoughts.
You arrive to desolate and wonderfully silent Antarctica.
For a time you are alone and happy in your isolation. Soon enough, thoughts start to slowly infiltrate your sleep and later your waking world. You can't understand them. They are weird and very distressing. Over time you are having difficulty thinking clearly. You want to run but you cannot. You want to scream but you cannot for the thoughts are so upsetting. Your days and nights are spent in abject terror as you feel your mind slipping. Your essential nature being pulled away from you. Even more frightening is that you are starting to understand and interpret images, thoughts, and ideas, but they are so... Alien.
From the aliens.
The aliens that long ago crashed here on earth. To keep themselves alive they merged themselves with their spacecraft in an unholy combination of life and technology. They have been trapped by time, buried under the ice, waiting. Slowly the machine intelligence has been corrupted, the living minds fractured and the remaining combined intelligence is insane, mavolent, and hungry for new thoughts and ideas. Your mind is but the first. Your arrival has awoken them from a deep slumber. The ice that has kept them from humanity is melting.
You, (are you a individual any longer?) hunger with them for thoughts that are not your own.
All thoughts are deposited on a random storage medium and format. So you might receive a 3.5" cassette formatted with ZFS or a flashdrive that must be read by laser refraction (like a DVD)
Every time you take off, there's a pretty good chance that people nearby will notice. The government will want to study someone who has the ability to fly, so they'll start surveiling the area. Within a short time they'll figure out who you are, and you'll be captured and eventually dissected.
And, that's assuming your flight superpower comes with the ability to breathe at high altitudes, the ability to resist the cold you'd be exposed to by flying, the ability to see while flying without having your eyes dry out, etc.
You can only make small changes, and it doesn't always work. So, you don't actually know if you have the power or if something slightly improbable happened.
I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.
The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I'd have to manage cell division too. Wild to think about how little we are actually in charge of within ourselves.
If I can control my body at the molecular level, then I can control the chemical reactions in charge of emotions and fatigue. Depression, stress, burnout? Just turn that shit off.
I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
Whomever you revive has all the capabilities their physical body can manage, but they never stopped decomposing after death and they are still decomposing. You could revive a skeleton, but they wouldn't do anything given that they have no flesh or brain, so it would just lay there being calcium. The injuries that killed them would still be present and they'd be in pain from the injury and decomposition, so there's that. Better hope they weren't embalmed.
The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It's... for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
FarSight XR-20 irl. Actually even just blowing people's dicks off would be pretty crushing. And most of your assassination targets are likely to have dicks, thanks to patriarchy.
How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.
Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.
The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.
I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.
I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it
Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.
Unfortunately I am already perfection, and unfortunately the side effect is living amongst the humans and seeing them for what they are, unable to help them in meaningful ways.
865 Comments
owl@infosec.pub · 109 pts · 1y
I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
"I ___, but only when I'm hard."
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 182 pts · 1y
am the world's greatest kindergarten teacher
fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 60 pts · 1y
Can revive the dead
owl@infosec.pub · 37 pts · 1y
"I'm gonna explain everything later, just don't interfere."
18107@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y
NSFW lyrics
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 1y
save kittens from trees
owl@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 1y
That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.
holycrap@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
Can reproduce
owl@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y
Makes sense
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 17 pts · 1y
You can give moving public speeches
monogram@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 14 pts · 1y
become immensely popular as a male role model
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
Except, there's just one small problem...
owl@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y
I'm Mr beast?
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Pee.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.
eyelevel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 87 pts · 1y
Shapeshifting
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 109 pts · 1y
It hurts extremely because your whole body is physically altered.
moonlight@fedia.io · 30 pts · 1y
Worth it.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
There’s a whole fetish community that’s SOOOOO into this idea
RIP Scoot D:
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 44 pts · 1y
You shift by magically turning yourself inside out ass first
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
Disgusting and likely painful, would have to be done somewhere private
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
You're worried about manners??
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
I mean, the point of shapeshifting is to be sneaky
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
Something tells me you have less than honourable intentions for your newfound power
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
I mean, what would you do with it? If I had it, I could greatly influence the politics of any country, simply by being any leader I wish to be and screwing their public image
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
I would be a thespian of course! But now that you mention it, I can see the potential to use myself as a biological weapon to help bring about amore equitable world …
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
From beneath you, it devours
OZFive@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Your brain shape shifts as well into an exact copy of the animal you mimic. You have the intelligence of the creature you turn into. Which means a one way trip as any coherent logical human thoughts is driven out by animal instincts.
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
If I shapeshift into another human, I’d just have their memories. Id have to shapeshift somewhere calm, and leave myself notes
fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 9 pts · 1y
This might make a good movie plot
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Give me the power, I’ll do it for free
OZFive@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
This would have infer that your shape shifting skill had the ability to mimic not just their DNA but their nueral patterns as well. Without that you are again just left with instinct and a blank slate brain with no memory or knowledge.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Oh my god, Memento meets Animorphs.
Holy shit this is actually a good idea, I would actually read this book or watch this movie...
It could also work in a video game, but it would be very difficult to pull this off as the player character... could make for some extremely interesting NPCs in various settings.
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y
Your clothes are not transformed with you
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Still works. I just gotta shapeshift into someone about my height
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
You shapeshift, including your mind. When you change into a person, you take on all of their memories as well. You become a complete copy, and the old you simply ceases to exist. If you turn yourself into Donal Trump, there's just a random copy of the president sitting in your apartment, utterly confused about where he is or how he got there. And the ability to shapeshift was a power of your old body. The new one can't shapeshift.
borokov@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Your weight also change, but the difference is converted to energy using mass–energy equivalence formula.
Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Grow slowly -> walking air cooler
Shink rapidly -> Boom
Holyginz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Wouldn't it be more like: Grow slowly -> burn proportional amount of calories Since you would need to get that energy from somewhere
Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
So you'd be interpolating between a keg-shaped dwarf and slenderman; sounds nice, too
Holyginz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Honestly, I could probably get behind that lol. After long enough I bet you could get really good at getting your mass exactly how you wanted it depending on what you want to do.
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
So I just need to keep my weight constant
thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
But comes with body dysmorphic disorder. You’ll never be satisfied with how you look.
jsomae@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Not until you finally get it right, and at that point you look like a total freak to everyone else. But at least you're satisfied.
XenoK@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Granted, but you can never turn back
Lycist@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Oh no... I'm a cat. Done and done.
hddsx@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
You can only shapeshift into smaller versions of yourself.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
That’s not really a side effect, more of a condition.
hddsx@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Every time you shapeshift, you lose the ability to shape shift one more atom than the last time you shapeshifted?
swab148@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Like a Ramen card in Balatro
phr@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
you shapeshift, but your state and society will periodically and randomly remind you, that they know, what shape you had earlier ... wait, that does already exist. still superpower tho!
sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
You can only shift into a species that you've seen before. Can only shape shift into living things (not sentient and mobile inanimate objects)
And you can never return to any species you were previously. It has to be a new one every time until you exhaust the possible species. Leaving you stuck as the last possible species you pick to shape shift into.
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Wait, but can I shapeshift within a given species?
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y
You can't actually become anything unique, the body approximately closest to your imagination becomes yours. They also, become you in turn. You immediately become a world wide sensation if used frequently.
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
That’s not shapeshifting, that’s body swapping
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y
fuck
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Still a cool power
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
Your telomeres become damaged every time you use the ability
Jarix@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You forget what you like if you are changed for too long and don't have a detailed enough reference
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
A matter of keeping some hair in a jar as well as a photograph of mine
Jarix@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ide start an only fans account
Donkter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You can also become invisible
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 66 pts · 1y
Ability to make cheese at will.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 57 pts · 1y
Teleportation
LouSlash@sh.itjust.works · 78 pts · 1y
Every time you do it, you land on a poop
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online · 20 pts · 1y
Just gotta carry disinfectant wipes and stuff I guess. I'd take this deal
irish_link@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Nah, just put on those covers that workers use before they come into your house. Little slips that go over your shoes.
klao@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
And not like a little dog scat either. We're talking the entire football team ate some bad vichysoise and it hit them during practice and that pile is where you land. Every godsdamn time. You're starting to wonder if it's the same pile.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 1y
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 11 pts · 1y
You should watch The Boys, if you haven't already.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Are prostheses and implants considered part of your body for purposes of teleport?
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 350d
Tooth fillings?
faltryka@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
Granted, but your momentum is teleported with you. The earth is hurtling through space at over 100,000 km and you are on its -spinning- surface subjected to multiple momentum influences constantly.
Keep it to short distances and you might be ok, but with distance comes chaos.
BennyInc@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
This was fantastically embedded in the Jumper books.
Zahtu@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
Don't you Just have to Teleport rapidly Forward in short disxtances then to mitigate that risk? Would probably also bei safer since you could See where to Teleport to.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Lmao not how it works. Things are only moving in relation to other things, if you're affixed to the earth then almost any other point on earth relative to you is not moving.
If you teleport in refence to some other celestial body that sounds kind of dumb and also possibly a skill issue.
Brown5500@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
The surface of the earth at the equator is moving at ~1600 km/hr in order to rotate fully in a day. If you teleport to the opposite side of the planet, you'll still be moving at that speed but the surface there is moving in the opposite direction. You will now be having a very bad day.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
(Along the equator) in relation to the core along the polar axis. See how I did that? I filled in your implied point of reference. Isn't that a pretty stupid reference compared to, idk, where your are standing now?
How much is a 3 square feet patch of grass moving in relation to the one nearest you? Two points on a grid. It doesn't matter if the grid is being translated around an axis, the two points are basically fixed and dont move in relation to each other.
Brown5500@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y
I see how you don't understand reference frames. From any reference point, the 2 sides of the globe are moving differently. If you consider 1 side stationary, the other side of the earth is moving 3200 km/hr relative to you. If you're at the core both sides are moving in opposite directions. I think you could teleport from one pole to the other and be ok. Reference frames by definition cannot be rotating.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Incorrect. Any two walkable points on the earths surface relative to each other are for all practical intents and purposes static. The examples you gave earlier were relative to the earth's axis.
Brown5500@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y
The earth is rotating bro. It is not static. that's literally why there are jets streams and prevailing wind patterns. If you could actually use a rotating body as a static reference frame, the stars in the sky would be spinning around your reference frame every 24 hours. Any star doesn't have to be very far away before it needs to move faster than the speed of light to complete it's rotation (which is not possible). Go spin a basketball. I promise you the 2 sides are moving in opposite directions from any reference frame that is not spinning (bc reference frames by definition are not spinning)
hddsx@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y
Your accuracy is +/- 3 light years.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1y
If your already on your deathbed, it would be a painful way to die, but you'd at least get an amazing view for a few seconds.
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
You have to have been there first within 24hrs to teleport there
scytale@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
This can actually still be convenient if you need to be physically at work 5 days a week. No more commuting and waking up early in the morning except on Mondays. If you want to skip Monday traffic, take a quick drive on Sunday to your office so you meet the 24 hour criteria.
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 13 pts · 1y
Couldnt you just teleport there for a second on weekend so the timer resets and you dont have to drive at all?
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Could also do that with international vacation spots too.
Teleport home to feed the cat and then back to Italy.
OZFive@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
The Fly - 1986
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
You can't control the destination.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y
The event alone causes an explosion, killing anything 50 meters to you, damaging anything 100 meters from you, temporarily disabled any electrical thing two kilometres from you, but you won't be affected by any of this.
Jarix@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Anywhere you haven't been is an imaginary place
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
"The Stars My Destination" by Alfred Bester. Considered one of the all time best science fiction novels. Everyone can teleport just by thinking about it.
Donkter@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
You can materialize matter out of thin air.
Greg@lemmy.ca · 50 pts · 1y
Super strength
charonn0@startrek.website · 66 pts · 1y
You fart continuously while using it.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 1y
Probably the most realistic of the side effects
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
There's an episode of Justice League where Superman goes at it with Darkseid. Supes says that he always has to be careful and that the whole world is like cardboard to him, so this is the first time he can really let go.
So, you can't pick up a coffee cup or touch anyone without worrying about destroying something.
Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1y
This is an interesting side effect.
The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
https://temp.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven
tl, dr a scientist looks at Superman's love life. It's not a pretty picture.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Reading this makes me want to trigger Nivenyrral's disk...
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
A sort of corrollary to this is CIPA
https://www.verywellhealth.com/cipa-disease-when-a-person-can-t-feel-pain-4122549
You just do not feel pain, cannot sense temperature and never sweat.
You also, as a child more often, frequently seriously injure yourself and do not even realize it.
Also the inability to sweat makes you much, much more susceptible to heat stroke.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 14 pts · 1y
The minimum force you can output is now around 500 Newtons
drbluefall@toast.ooo · 9 pts · 1y
It's extremely difficult to control - even grazing an object the wrong way with your finger can end up breaking it into pieces. Giving someone a hug can easily end with you covered in blood from the person you just split in two.
then_three_more@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Going to the toilet propells the shit straight through the toilet.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
Your muscles don't gain super durability however.
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org · 39 pts · 1y
Mind reading
Carnelian@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 1y
It turns out nobody really thinks often enough for you to get any information
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 1y
Twist: everyone is P-zombies but you! The Solipsists were right!
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 1y
When you read someone's mind you involuntarily blurt out everything you read.
edinbruh@feddit.it · 4 pts · 1y
I think that's a syndrome
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Crowded subway station = fun times!
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
You're extra sensitive to reading the minds of non-human animals and can't turn it off. All the time. Forever.
::: spoiler spoiler
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klao@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
OZFive@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
You can't turn it off or filter out any thoughts and are lost in a cacophony of thoughts bombarding you every second from evey living thing. Even isolation isnt a relief as the animals and insects asail you with their primitive instinctual thoughts.
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
Came looking for copper but found gold. Great write-up.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Antarctica here I come!
OZFive@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
You arrive to desolate and wonderfully silent Antarctica.
For a time you are alone and happy in your isolation. Soon enough, thoughts start to slowly infiltrate your sleep and later your waking world. You can't understand them. They are weird and very distressing. Over time you are having difficulty thinking clearly. You want to run but you cannot. You want to scream but you cannot for the thoughts are so upsetting. Your days and nights are spent in abject terror as you feel your mind slipping. Your essential nature being pulled away from you. Even more frightening is that you are starting to understand and interpret images, thoughts, and ideas, but they are so... Alien.
From the aliens.
The aliens that long ago crashed here on earth. To keep themselves alive they merged themselves with their spacecraft in an unholy combination of life and technology. They have been trapped by time, buried under the ice, waiting. Slowly the machine intelligence has been corrupted, the living minds fractured and the remaining combined intelligence is insane, mavolent, and hungry for new thoughts and ideas. Your mind is but the first. Your arrival has awoken them from a deep slumber. The ice that has kept them from humanity is melting.
You, (are you a individual any longer?) hunger with them for thoughts that are not your own.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
Unholy union is as unholy union does. The machine elves have woken up, and they want to fuck.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I did forget about The Mountains of Madness!
WalnutLum@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 1y
All thoughts are formatted in .docx
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y
All thoughts are deposited on a random storage medium and format. So you might receive a 3.5" cassette formatted with ZFS or a flashdrive that must be read by laser refraction (like a DVD)
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
merc@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Whenever you do it, the fact you're reading someone's mind is announced loudly in their mind and in the minds of anyone nearby.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y
In exchange, all of your thoughts are broadcasted onto an account on every social media, no matter how small, with your name attached to it.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
It works, but there is nothing to read. Enjoy your solipsism!
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Always. You can never not be reading the minds of everyone around you.
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Everyone secretly despises you.
certified_expert@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 315d
You realize nobody thinks, that you are the only real human, and all of this is a simulation where you are alone in a virtual reality test room.
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 39 pts · 1y
Have my nose grow every time I lie
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 38 pts · 1y
The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
Turret3857@infosec.pub · 31 pts · 1y
sour@feddit.org · 31 pts · 1y
Flying
esc27@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y
Extreme fear of heights
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Stealth low flight mode activated!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
'... I... I just prefer to 'hover', ok?'
zippythezigzag@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Hovering would still be nice
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
"Hey, whats that up in the air?"
"It's a bird."
"No, it's a plane!"
"Wait... Is that...?"
"AAAAAAAUUUGGGHAAAAAAHH"
"It's Banshee Man!"
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y
Achieved like bats fly. Your arms and fingers have been transformed into wings.
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y
you lose all leg strength
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Only at the speed of walking.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
You can't walk
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
Depending on how controlled the flight is, you could just flight 5mm off the ground and just look like you're walking normally.
sour@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
That sounds perfectly fine though
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You’re now a city pigeon.
merc@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Flying has its own built-in side effects.
Every time you take off, there's a pretty good chance that people nearby will notice. The government will want to study someone who has the ability to fly, so they'll start surveiling the area. Within a short time they'll figure out who you are, and you'll be captured and eventually dissected.
And, that's assuming your flight superpower comes with the ability to breathe at high altitudes, the ability to resist the cold you'd be exposed to by flying, the ability to see while flying without having your eyes dry out, etc.
crapwittyname@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 1y
You can't do it unless you're wearing revealing bondage gear and a ball gag. Your kinks become the story instead of your superpower.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
You get struck by lightning
AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 1y
The ability to change the probability of events happening
Greg@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 1y
You can only make things worse
AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y
Dang 😅 Who gets to decide whether I'm making something worse though?
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Me.
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
You need to amass one kilogram of your own feces in a ceremonial bag for the power to take effect.
AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y
Name checks out, thank you Spiderman :3
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The other half is poop.
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Can't argue with that
klao@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y
Applies only to non terrestrial events
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
Chance of an advanced race of friendly aliens settling on Mars: 0.0000000000000N% => 100%
merc@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
You can only make small changes, and it doesn't always work. So, you don't actually know if you have the power or if something slightly improbable happened.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
You go forward in time to a point where the changes no longer matter.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
The probability of gaining or losing a genetic trait in your body also changes based on the probability change you make
Washedupcynic@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y
With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
Mwa@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y
Controlling time to undo mistakes i have done in the past
rothaine@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y
Bullet poops
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 43 pts · 1y
the bullets fire whether your sphincter is open or not
klao@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
Every time you sneeze you ruin a perfectly good pair of pants/underwear.
Donkter@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
You can also solve world hunger
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y
You're full of gunpowder
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
Nutsack strays
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online · 25 pts · 1y
Speed up or slow down time at will
hddsx@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 1y
The ability to choose side effects to other people’s super powers
Spark@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y
infinite money
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y
I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.
archonet@lemy.lol · 20 pts · 1y
being happy
I don't need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun's over, let the monkey's paw curl.
Jumi@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Be able to transform into animals
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
NKBTN@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 1y
The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 1y
Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all :D
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y
The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
laserm@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Will to live
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y
Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
edinbruh@feddit.it · 36 pts · 1y
It doesn't turn off, you have to manually burn oxygen molecules with every cell constantly to live
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I'd have to manage cell division too. Wild to think about how little we are actually in charge of within ourselves.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
I'm not even doing the breathing! Nevermind how I don't even know how this sentence will end and I'm writing it electric lobsters!
See I couldn't even tell you where something I physically had to type out even came from. Wild indeed.
arudesalad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I am doing the breathing now... fuck you :(
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
Btw when was the last time you swallowed?
Sorry sorry haha
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
It's really wild how research is continuing to find strong implications that we are not individual microorganisms but multiorganisms that act as one
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 7 pts · 1y
You get burnt out by having to manage everything
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
If I can control my body at the molecular level, then I can control the chemical reactions in charge of emotions and fatigue. Depression, stress, burnout? Just turn that shit off.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y
On a whim you decide to max out your pleasure, but don't set a time limit. You lose all higher cognitive functions as you're flooded with bliss.
With no way back, you slowly starve to death, loving every moment of it.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
Literally, the best way to go. Now I really want that power.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
It's one of those Twilight Zone endings that's only horrific from an outside perspective.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y
You can't stop ejaculating
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y
It causes an unbearable stench around you. No one will come closer than fifty meters without a total haz-mat suit with scuba.
nichtsowichtig@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y
impeccable social skills
eldoom@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y
I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 1y
When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 1y
Invisibility
dan69@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Instant teleportation
shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
Teleportation.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 1y
Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
jaschen@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Happiness
kinther@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
MTK@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I can shit at will
Agent641@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
inlandempire@jlai.lu · 12 pts · 1y
I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all
Deme@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 1y
All of them will be very rude to you
AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
They all have the intelligence of a 3 year old and can't form coherent sentences
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
They're all completely horrible and you can't block them out.
josefo@leminal.space · 1 pts · 1y
I think the side effect is the power itself. Animals only care about food, sex. Most boring super power on the list. Maybe cool to talk with dolphins.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
You become blind and lose your sense of taste.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y
Every animal has super-covid and no vaccine can be made, so the government kills every animal
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 11 pts · 1y
Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say
kaprap@leminal.space · 13 pts · 1y
Every person you revive is gender bent to the opposite sex :3
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y
Kar(o)lina Marx!?
moonlight@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
just gonna die and be revived real quick, brb...
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
Imagine how many suicides by trans people can be caused by this
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y
I can't be flying all over the world just to revive y'all..!
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
Thats why you charge money for the revive
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y
I'm a charity.
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
Thats why you make a chocolate company and hide golden tickets in some of the chocolate bars that grant free access to the gender changing factory
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Andrea the Giant sounds like a win to me.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
Whomever you revive has all the capabilities their physical body can manage, but they never stopped decomposing after death and they are still decomposing. You could revive a skeleton, but they wouldn't do anything given that they have no flesh or brain, so it would just lay there being calcium. The injuries that killed them would still be present and they'd be in pain from the injury and decomposition, so there's that. Better hope they weren't embalmed.
WereCat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You'll get kink for necks
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
You know that you are going to hell.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
You become septic every time you do this
atlien51@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
I GET IMMORTALITY!
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Just gimme photographic memory.
Resol@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It's... for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
lemmylemonade@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y
ability to make people say/do what you want them to
_LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
I am ironman
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Shoot butts out my laser
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
The ability to the cat
GusTheBard@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y
The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
The COD Zombies perk "Death Perception", but instead, I can see the outline of living beings through objects.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
At night it only sees dicks
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
FarSight XR-20 irl. Actually even just blowing people's dicks off would be pretty crushing. And most of your assassination targets are likely to have dicks, thanks to patriarchy.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
You can see all the spiders in your walls. Bacteria and all kinds of living things coat every surface you look at and fill your intestines.
I'm not sure that a side effect would be worse than the super power.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y
You can see through earth itself, covering your entire vision with said outlines, unable to see any object in front of you unless it is a living being
knight_alva@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Complete control over time. I can stop, start, speed up, slow down, skip forward, skip back, and rewind.
craktok@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Super speed of course!!
drmoose@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Shapeshifting (also, yes)
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.
Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
No doubt
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
You shapeshift into the exact mental image you keep in your mind at any given moment
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y
You gain the personality of whoever you shape shift into.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
Your telomeres become 2x shorter everytime you use the ability
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279
livingcoder@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y
I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
penguin202124@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Real life Ctrl+Z
bizarroland@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
The ability to control all matter at the subatomic level.
valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
My superpower is pain
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.
zloubida@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Mind reading
conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it
eyelevel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Mojtaba@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I can create any liquid and control his Temperature
Triasha@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I can shapeshift.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
The entire superman set, minus kryptonite
PacMan@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Your butthole is now sealed shut
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I have wolverine level regeneration.
toastmeister@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
The power to become the animal I last ate.
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.
kandoh@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y
I always succeed at anything I attempt
tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
The USA.
borokov@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
You have a two-party political system and must respect the results of your elections.
YexingTudou@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Only one party does that lol
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.
the_abecedarian@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y
Telekinesis
rdri@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y
The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.
Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do
Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 1y
Unfortunately I am already perfection, and unfortunately the side effect is living amongst the humans and seeing them for what they are, unable to help them in meaningful ways.