What's wrong, babe?

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca · 65 pts · 352d (23 replies)

Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

StarMerchant938@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 352d (16 replies)
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 352d (15 replies)

Have you tried Pilk?

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 352d (14 replies)

What's pilk

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 352d (8 replies)

Pepsi + Milk

pdxfed@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 352d (3 replies)

In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 352d

That might actually taste good comparitably.

DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org · 3 pts · 350d

I thought piss and milk.

tomenzgg@midwest.social · 1 pts · 352d

But you've gotta make sure you get the one with lead in it; the non-leaded stuff's just rubbish and really knocks down the quality.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 352d (3 replies)

I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 352d (2 replies)

I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don't like rootbeer floats. 😮‍💨

Doesn't even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can't I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 352d

I honestly don't even like ice cream much, but I love rootbeer floats. Something about how the ice cream disintegrates and turns to slush is awesome. Milk + rootbeer isn't quite the same, but it still gets the creamy flavor.

It's certainly not a universal thing, and I know plenty of people who will take them both separately instead of together.

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 6 pts · 352d

Wait, this has a name!? It’s better with the coffee creamers that usually come next to the vending machine. Also better if you use Dr. Pepper. Tastes like an ice cream float.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 352d (3 replies)

pigeon milk.

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 352d (2 replies)

How do you get pigeon milk?

mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 352d

it's that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say it's healthy so you should always lick it off

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 352d

from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 352d

I would honestly try it. And regret it

BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 352d (2 replies)

Wait... Am I a dude bro now?

scutiger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 352d (1 reply)

You can be whatever you want if you set your mind to it

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 2 pts · 352d

Mind optional in most cases.

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 351d (1 reply)

Where do I sign for my dirt bike?

(I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I'm pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol' rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)

Hoimo@ani.social · 1 pts · 350d

King Cobra + Four Loko is the one I know, it's called a Hyper Viper. I've tried other combinations and they all taste the same, so I'd just go for thematic or pun-based combos.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 351d

Ah yes, the Billie Irish

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 352d (4 replies)

This is a crime.

slackassassin@piefed.social · 18 pts · 352d (2 replies)

A crime of passion.

spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 352d

Our love is a beautiful blend, like monster and Guinness

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 352d

The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.

skisnow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 350d

I know right? They completely fucked up the head on that. A badly poured Gonster is almost as bad as no Gonster at all. 4/10.

0li0li@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 352d (11 replies)

Guinster

Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 352d (4 replies)

Monnness

grue@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 352d (2 replies)

That's if you float the green part on top.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 352d (1 reply)

THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

moriquende@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 351d

THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 352d

Three Ns mandatory

fuckgod@feddit.online · 3 pts · 352d (1 reply)

I choose to imagine this is Guinan's nickname around the ship when she's not giving Picard or another crew member advice.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 352d

gainan is also a place in south america.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 352d

GONSTNESS

DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org · 1 pts · 350d

Gunster.

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 351d

I was thinking Boggy Suicide.

Naich@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 352d

Guster

wiccan2@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 352d (4 replies)

If I did this I'd be worried every time I started my car

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 352d (3 replies)

Fucking hell, this one took me a while

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 352d (2 replies)

Can you give us idiots a clue?

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 352d

Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 351d

They’re making an Irish car bomb joke, which is a little weird as there is already a cocktail with that name made by mixing Irish cream, whisky, and Guinness.

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 23 pts · 352d (5 replies)

When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know...

kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 352d (2 replies)

Everything sounds like AI to me now.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 351d

LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS™

I don’t know if the was the actual product, it’s been a long time since I watched the episode. Thinking on it; I’m due for another rewatch.

Hasherm0n@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 352d (1 reply)

I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

Lawelen@fedia.io · 2 pts · 352d

How do we know you aren't another bot?! /s

kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 352d (3 replies)

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 352d

Mee likey!

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d (1 reply)

You eat a lot of paint chips, don't you? Lol

kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 351d

Even paint chips taste better than Guinness

They also taste better than your weak-ass sideways insult.

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Irish weeping noises

W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 352d

Just more drinking?

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 17 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Ah, yes, the Irish American...

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 352d

So trash?

Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 352d (4 replies)

What the fuck does that monster mean by "Super Dry"...

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 21 pts · 352d (3 replies)

Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I've usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

frank@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 352d

It's normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it's been fermented "fully". Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)

Source: former process engineer in a brewery

WildPalmTree@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 351d

Its not about the suggar in this case. Its carbonated with Nitrogen (oxide?), like the Guiness. Gives a different mouth feel.

Psythik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 351d

They make an alcoholic Monster. Called Beast Unleashed.

The best part is that it just tastes like a normal Monster. But they removed the caffeine, unfortunately.

IDraw4u@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 351d

Guinster or nothing.

qarbone@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 352d (1 reply)

My heart hurts just looking at that.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 351d

I vomited yesterday looking at this today.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 352d

Cursed stout snakebite

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 352d

OMG... I didn't even drink that and I still want to puke.

I'll be trying it next Friday though, lol

moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 351d (1 reply)

This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 351d

Like water.

tenchiken@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 352d

Thanks! I hate it.

southernbrewer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 352d (8 replies)

Is monster actually that green colour? I've never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 352d (7 replies)

What's "normal" for energy drinks? It's all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

Edit: but, yes. It's that color

petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 352d (6 replies)

Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

You'd think Monsters would be green, but they're not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 352d (1 reply)

ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

The nitro one is that atomic green, though

petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 352d

Ahh, I see, I see.

padraig@caint.ie · 4 pts · 352d (3 replies)
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Nitro is a bit more green

padraig@caint.ie · 3 pts · 352d

skaverat@discuss.tchncs.de We need to go further... MORE GREEN!

petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 352d

That looks like it'll turn me into a Spiderman villain.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 350d

Death to yea and pox on your family.

sunoc@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 351d

Can you don’t?

Masamune@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 352d (2 replies)

The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 352d

That’s why you’ve got to stir it real good.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 352d

gives you kidney stones.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Funny how little head there is

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 352d

That's what she said

i_love_FFT@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 351d (1 reply)

I'd call that a yellow velvet.

SippyCup@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 351d

Frankensteins monster.

ook@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 350d
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volvis@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 351d (1 reply)

We tried this with a random soda, and not gonna lie, really liked it.

1/3 Moomin strawberry lemonade.

Tinidril@midwest.social · 2 pts · 350d

I dunno about soda, but washing down Oreos with Guinness is fucking amazing.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 352d (1 reply)

At least it’s canned Guinness

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 352d

it was a guinness

frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 351d (1 reply)

This looks like it'd give me superpowers

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 350d

But the cursed monkeypaw ones

ceenote@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 352d (2 replies)

What's not to like about irradiated chocolate?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 352d (1 reply)

antifreeze chocolate.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d

Kills household pets dead! Lol

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 350d (1 reply)

The reason the drinks aren't mixing is probably because of the density difference. Which fun fact actually why wrecks I the black sea preserve so well, the lower level fresh water never mixed with the high fresh water.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 350d

Sure I used to do that with Guinness Stout and Guinness Blonde. I liked how the flavors changed when you got to the bottom. Then they started making the blonde in the US and it turned in to a undrinkable IPA. I could no longer get the real thing. It went from a perfect complement to the stout to a bitter sir hops alot. It was nothing like the real thing(from Dublin) and I quit drinking them.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 352d (1 reply)

It's a frankendrink.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 352d

Can I get it with bolts on its neck?

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 351d

Guinning!

Djehngo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 351d

Would

DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 352d

That's just awful.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 351d

sacrilege

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 351d

ill take 2

recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d

Tried this once with a friend, as a bit. Not great.

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 351d

Imagine the amount of caffeine in just one pint of glass.

Ileftreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 343d
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peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 350d

Is monster really that color? Euk. Not that I wouldnt drink it if you put it in front of me.