feels foolish that I never remember it

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absentbird@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 312d (10 replies)

I use a different phonetic alphabet:

phonetic alphabet using character names

Psythik@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 312d

Thanks I hate it

j4k3@piefed.world · 9 pts · 312d (6 replies)

We need the real, dirty version. Not the one you use for mom.

derpgon@programming.dev · 13 pts · 312d (5 replies)

Asshole Ballsack Cumdump Dickwad Ejaculate Fuckface Gooner Hand-job Incest Jizz Knob-gobbler Lube MILF Nipples Orgy Pussy Queef Rim-job Shithead Titfuck Urethra Vagina Wanker X-rated Yiff Zoo-porn

scott@lem.free.as · 3 pts · 311d (3 replies)

yuno Z?

derpgon@programming.dev · 1 pts · 311d (2 replies)

Oh crap, missed one lol, I would go with "Zoo Open"

scott@lem.free.as · 1 pts · 311d (1 reply)

Y is also missing. 😬

derpgon@programming.dev · 1 pts · 311d

Typing on the phone is hard especially when switching to browser to look for some nasty stuff lol.

How about we go with Yiff. Although it might be lost in the comms.

j4k3@piefed.world · 2 pts · 311d

I'm going with Zucchini because it is the best in context of a WTF outlier, especially when said with a straight face

punk_princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 311d

yuck. I will bully you off my line.

jerkface@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 311d

I bet you spend a lot of money.

LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 44 pts · 312d (4 replies)

These guides always misspell Alfa

Alpha is confusing for not native English speakers, so it's supposed to be spelt with an F.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet#Alfa

LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 312d (1 reply)

At least they got Juliett correct. It's two T's to keep French speakers from mispronouncing it.

decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 311d

I mean as a french speaker I would have also added a e, so Juliette

But then I guess for everyone else it becomes Juliett/e/ or Juliettè

Best_Jeanist@discuss.online · 6 pts · 311d (1 reply)
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5765313496@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 311d

Ad astra per ass.

imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 312d

I appreciate the Archer reference

wal_kr@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 311d (4 replies)

personally, I've always preferred this version:

Kushan@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 311d

A radio show I listened to years ago did a competition each day to update each letter of the phonetic alphabet. I don't remember most of them, but they decided that T should be "Technotechnotechno" and that always amused me.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 311d

Fingler, Umm?, Chunky, Kristen Stewart is not a great actress.

RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 311d

I always thought we should add the Hot Shots! callsigns

"Copy that, Purple Fluffer Nutter."

"Roger that, Milli Vanilli Chilly Willy."

axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 311d

fingler

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 312d (10 replies)
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 312d (5 replies)

Having a 7 year old and a junior enlisted US Marine seems redundant

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 312d (4 replies)
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 312d (3 replies)

That's fair. I've got enough marines in the family to know what happens when they're left alone and get bored. Always best to have a more mature playmate with them.

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 311d (2 replies)

I've got enough marines in the family to know what happens when they're left alone and get bored.

The good crayons always go missing and there’s waxy buildup around their mouth.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 311d (1 reply)

Oh you're so lucky their mouth is the only place your marines have stuck the crayons...

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 311d

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 312d (1 reply)

But with your new rules, x can be xylophone so you don’t need the special case rule for x anymore.

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 311d
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667@lemmy.radio · 10 pts · 312d (1 reply)

In Amateur Radio, if our first calls are not received correctly, most experienced operators will switch up and use alternates for troublesome phonetics. America for Alpha, Germany for Golf, Kilowatt for Kilo. Some folks even use amusing ones. I once heard an American station using “Kentucky Fried Chicken” for their callsign ending in KFC.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 311d

I once heard an American station using “Kentucky Fried Chicken” for their callsign ending in KFC.

i mean that one is perfect

Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 312d

I remember someone screaming for a code down a phone line once and my mate started with the whole “G for gnome” , “P for pterodactyl” etc.

I laughed.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 18 pts · 312d (3 replies)

it seems hard unless you use it a lot and then it's second nature. I've had to actually stop myself from using it in places like for a drive-thru pickup code, as that never goes well.

harsh3466@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 312d (2 replies)

I was using this to read put a gift card code to make a purchase over the phone with apple (don't ask why, it was a shit show), and when I gave Sierra, the person thought it was C as in Ciara. Had to repeat the whole thing over again.

scott@lem.free.as · 9 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Sierra's even the name of one of their OS versions.

"Ciara". smh

harsh3466@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d

Hahahaha! I had forgotten about that!

ptc075@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 311d (4 replies)

I've always enjoyed playing with folks who actually know this by giving them intentionally misleading cues. Instead of "E as in Echo", say "G as in Gecko". That sort of thing. Cuneiform, Frisky, Mango, Oubliette, Zima...

lambdabeta@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 311d (3 replies)

Now I want all 26 done this way... D as in django would probably be the best though.

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 311d

P as in pterodactyl

stormeuh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 311d

O as in oiseau

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 311d

You can also just mess with them like:

  • M as in Mnemonic
  • N as in Ne
  • O as in Opossum
  • P as in Pneumonia
stoy@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 312d (1 reply)

As a Swedish IT technician, I use two phonetic alphabets.

The Swedish phonetic alphabet was created in the 1890s and first published in 1902, in the 1960s a few entries were changed to reduce the risk of confusion.

A - Adam
B - Bertil
C - Cesar
D - David
E - Erik
F - Filip
G - Gustav
H - Helge
I - Ivar
J - Johan
K - Kalle
L - Ludvig
M - Martin
N - Niklas
O - Olle (air traffic communications), Olof (military use)
P - Petter
Q - Qvintus
R - Rudolf
S - Sigurd
T - Tore
U - Urban
V - Viktor
W - Wilhelm
X - Xerxes
Y - Yngve
Z - Zäta
Å - Åke
Ä - Ärlig
Ö - Östen

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 312d

F as in Filip, then need G as in Geoffrey

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 312d (3 replies)

one of my last jobs needed me to use this for reading inventory locations to a crane operator over a phone. he always seemed slightly bemused that I didn't know the phonetic alphabet and had to make up my own phonetics for him

tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 312d

I can imagine the laughs at all the words you might have come up with. "It's at uhh..... Narwhal Sellotape Banana!"

A reminder though, to anyone who needs it - don't be condescending to others for not knowing things. Everything we know, we had to learn.

For me, I learnt the phonetic alphabet after getting frustrated one too many times trying to give my postal code and car reg on a bad phone line.

4am@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 311d (1 reply)

Tiajuana-Gringo-Water-Fiver-Zero

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 311d

exactly. I KNOW that dude was clowning me as soon as I hung up the phone 😂

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 311d (4 replies)

M as in Mancy. You would know!

ripcord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d (3 replies)

The "calls with your mom or diffusing a bomb"...that whole section seems weird.

ripcord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 311d (1 reply)

Wait is this whole thing somehow an Archer reference

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 311d

S1, E7: Skytanic

It's the first episode with Ray I think. Check it out on Netflix or wherever you dig up your internet video booty arr

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 311d

Haha, didn't catch that it was "diffusing" you know I guess a pretty efficient way to do that would be to detonate it.

bytesonbike@discuss.online · 11 pts · 311d

M like in Mancy

Arrkk@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 311d (5 replies)

Always been a bit annoyed that people describe Morse as a binary code, it isn't, it's technically trinary, you have 3 symbols, dot, dash, and space. Without a space you can't discern the difference between "hi" and "eeeeee".

4am@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 311d (1 reply)

I dunno that’s kind of like saying computer binary is trinary because there is a distinct separation of the bits

ripcord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 311d

But there's not a distinct separation of the bits

jerkface@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 311d (1 reply)

There is more than one width of space as well. And indeed, there are sometimes tones longer than a dash used as control codes.

But it's a binary signal. It's either on or off. All the symbols are described using a binary signal. There is a regular clock that divides the signal and each interval of the signal is read as on or off. A dah is three dits wide, most spaces are one or three dits wide, etc.

Arrkk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 310d

Morse code is transmitted as a binary code, but that doesn't make Morse code binary. If that were the case the Latin alphabet would also count as binary because computers transmit it in binary. The rules you describe is the encoding between Morse code's native trinary alphanumeric encoding into a binary format for transmission.

j4k3@piefed.world · 2 pts · 311d

It is about like the difference between SPI and I2C serial communications.

I struggled with that one for a little while. My intuition of serial is more like SPI where there is a dedicated clock structure from a clock source that is separate from the data transmission. Or like with UART serial where the clock baud rate must be known or set in advance to establish communications.

However, with I2C serial it is only a 2 wire data interface, and the clock is built into the data. That is the main serial communications method used for most analog-world type sensors, like temperature, pressure, real time clocks chips, and many slow types of EEPROM persistent memory. SPI is used for small simple displays in embedded devices, and stuff like the flash memory chip that stores your bootloader on your computer. UART is most often the remote serial terminal access on stuff like your computer and router, though all of these com peripherals have exceptions in use cases.

The way I2C works is that the data line is always held in a high state with a weak pull up resistor. The devices attached to this data line use NPN transistors to pull the line low. Then the protocol establishes who gets to talk and when and how.

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 10 pts · 311d (2 replies)

For years I thought U was unicorn.

buttnugget@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 311d

Maybe it should be!

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 311d

It can be! As long as they hear the U and know what you mean, who cares.

lol_idk@piefed.social · 9 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Adam Charlie Adam Boy

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d

Doubly clever! For those that don't know, that's the code cops use. :)

18107@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 312d (6 replies)

I once saw a KFC entrance that had the pattern ._._ ._.. _._ above it. I didn't tell them.

GCanuck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 312d (4 replies)

AALK????

18107@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 312d (3 replies)

The person installing the pattern clearly didn't know Morse code and probably just thought it was a decorative pattern.

It's upside-down.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 312d (2 replies)

Oh I assumed the problem was that it was too high to touch

scott@lem.free.as · 4 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Morse != braille

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 311d

dorp

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 312d

._…

That "F" has an extra dot, too, no?

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 311d (4 replies)

I practice this by reading off license plates while I’m driving.

It’s not a useful skill at all because the only time I use it is calling somewhere, and nobody else knows them.

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 311d (2 replies)

You have to say it anyway, make them the weird one for not putting two and two together. This shit was created for a reason.

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 311d (1 reply)

I have found it really useful for confusing AI phone support agents too. Reading a postcode as "Alpha bravo 1 2 3 charlie delta" and it had no idea what to do so put me through to a person.

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 311d

😂😂

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 311d

I've found that anyone on the other end of a service call understands it clearly. About half use it correctly, which is how I learned back in the day.

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 311d (4 replies)

I know these... And for 20 years I refuse to use any, its way funnier to hear the cringe on the other side.

Bonus points to use things that sound like other things for example: "K as in Knife"

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 311d (2 replies)

Some options not yet in these threads:

  • A as in Aether.
  • E as in Ewe
  • D as in Django.
  • H as in Herb (depends on locale).
  • J as in Jalapeno.
  • P as in Phonetic.
  • T as in Tsunami.
M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 311d

Yesssssss And depending what part of the world you are talking to you can also pronounce the "J" hard in Jalapeno to really get people going. I used to have to do this all the time over the phone in my old job and still have a chuckle about it.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 310d
  • J as in Jalapeno.

...or J as in graphics interchange format 😈

Codandchips@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 310d

P as in Psoriasis....

echodot@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 311d (3 replies)

There was a very large number of people who seem to want to write C for Sierra and it's really concerning.

Not only does it mean they've never heard of Sierra Leone which shows a distinct lack of geopolitical knowledge, but they've also never heard of Sierra software which shows that they're not worth talking to.

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 311d (1 reply)

Also that they thought that the phonetic alphabet, created for making it less ambiguous to describe English letters verbally, would decide to use one of the exception cases to the pronunciation of the letter C where it takes on the identical sound to the letter S, to help avoid confusion.

echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 310d

I'm sure a lot of people don't know about the phonetic alphabet and just think I'm coming up with equivalents on the fly.

I once had an engineer go "G as in, ....er... Oh Geee?", which I suppose worked, sort of.

Ibaudia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 311d

Or Sierra Trading Post, the best place to get your outdoor gear.

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 311d (3 replies)

M as in Mancy

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d (2 replies)

what if i want to use M as in Mancy.

Jason2357@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 311d (1 reply)

That's how you get ants.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 311d

P as in Ants feels like a good one for that frenetic alphabet you're right

zovits@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 311d (1 reply)

FYI, the semaphore signs are shown from the listener's PoV, so if you are signing to someone, you have to mirror the directions you see in this image. So for example to send a J, you raise your right flag and point the left out level.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 311d
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xorollo@leminal.space · 6 pts · 311d

It's ALFA https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/declassified_136216.htm

Don't ask me how I know. It's annoying.

brian@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 312d (2 replies)

That Morse code tidbit is actually super interesting. I'm curious how systematically they went with it, like E-I-S-H were the most common, and are ascending in dit counts. And then A being one dit and dash being the next most frequent. Or some combination of "values" for a dit/dash

Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 312d

I always liked this chart for Morse code:

873

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 312d

I’m curious how systematically they went with it

Allow me to introduce you to Alfred Vail.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 312d

My dictionary as a kid had a few guides and a map and I have not forgotten a single word off of them.

This was one.

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 311d (6 replies)

I know about this. I still choose my own rules. Once I said "X for xylophone". It makes things fun.

Objection@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 311d

One time my roommate (who worked at Amazon) did that and people were giggling over the words he chose, most of them were Pokemon iirc.

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 311d (4 replies)

X as in Xanax Y as in Yggdrasil Z as in Zed

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 311d (3 replies)

Z is pronounced as "zed" in the UK.

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 311d (2 replies)

Same here in Canada. And that is why it is funny.

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 311d (1 reply)

Haha I just got that, I think I'll be using that too thanks.

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 311d

B as in Bee is also funny as when they go "what?" you can say "you know, Bzzz Bzzz"

squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 312d (4 replies)

Foxtrot

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 312d (3 replies)

Uniform

scott@lem.free.as · 5 pts · 312d (2 replies)

Charlie

mapleseedfall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 312d

Kilo

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 312d

On the Discovery Channel

RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 311d

Pretty cool about the peace symbol

Pyro@programming.dev · 3 pts · 312d (1 reply)

I use a modified version with

I -> Indigo
W -> Water

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d

Now I'm not sure if I use indigo and India. Pretty sure it's indigo. India always fell off somehow.

Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 311d (7 replies)

Because it almost never becomes more of a time-save to learn the phonetic alphabet than the 3 seconds it costs every 3 years when someone is saying "did you say a or h?" to me.

This only matters for people that regularly (at least once every few days) need to spell something out loud to someone, or if an error would lead to serious consequences. Almost no one is in those positions.

bunnyBoy@pawb.social · 7 pts · 311d (2 replies)

Working in a call center, I can definitely agree that you don't need to know the proper NATO phonetic alphabet, because 'A as in apple' and 'M as in Mary' work just as well.

But I do wish more people would say something to that effect because I lose more than 3 seconds every day to 'Did you say N or M' while on the phones.

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 311d (1 reply)

I picked up the NATO alphabet while working in a callcenter. I also picked up that most customers can't figure out what the heck you mean by "address it to Fort Worth spell Foxtrot Oscar Romeo Tango Whiskey Oscar Romeo Tango Hotel" so I shifted to only spelling sound-a-like letters phonetically "address it to Ashwaubenon spelled A-S-H-W-A-U-B as in Bravo-E-N as in Nancy-O-N as in Nancy"

bunnyBoy@pawb.social · 2 pts · 310d

100% this is the way. For short words I'll just spell it out and then do it in NATO such as 'That's Via benefits, V-I-A Victor India Alpha' and that also seems to register with them.

Best_Jeanist@discuss.online · 5 pts · 311d (1 reply)
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shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 311d

Weird. I learned from doing customer service and tech support. Never had anyone confused when I use it as a caller.

buttnugget@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 311d

Yep, I only started to learn this when I needed it at work. People who use radios like police, fire, military, that makes sense. Otherwise, my girlfriend and I sometimes use it when we have trouble understanding each other.

Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 311d

I've been trying to use food items for the alphabet. Apple, banana, carrot, etc. It's not perfect but I like it.

mondomon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d

I use the NATO everyday at work and I'll be handing this one out to new folks lol.

Arghblarg@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 312d

Thanks, that's going in my bookmarks!

cornshark@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 310d

I prefer the android phonetic alphabet

Alpha
Baklava
Cupcake
Donut
Eclair
Froyo
Gingerbread
Honeycomb
Ice cream
Jelly bean
Kit kat
Lollipop
Marshmallow
Nougat
Oreo
Pie
Quince
Red velvet cheesecake
Snow cone
Tiramisu
Upside down cake
Vanilla
Waffle

I try to stay away from life events requiring x-z

Furbag@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d

I know all of this right up until the person on the phone asks me to spell it and then suddenly my mind goes blank. Every time.

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 312d

I think the civvie version is easier for the average person. The military phonetics are just 'odd' enough that it is more of a chore to remember.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 310d

They really missed an opportunity to get the semaphore to look like the letters they represent. At least get the I, K, and T to line up (V gets a pass because at least that pattern goes to the U).

StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 311d (1 reply)
sefra1@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 311d

I do because of this one.

Ended up not learning morse, but at least memorised the phonetic alphabet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_qQZ92onhU

AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 311d

Papa and Mike

ulterno@programming.dev · 1 pts · 310d

There are also a few relevant programs:

  • Phonetize, for which I can't find the actual program or the source
  • QueTango a little GUI which gives the alphabet output
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 312d (1 reply)

So the peace sign is GK?

J92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d

ND, for nuclear disarmament.

warm@kbin.earth · 0 pts · 312d (6 replies)

Spelt alfa wrong though

Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 312d (5 replies)

It's correct

warm@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 311d (4 replies)

Incorrect. Alpha is the Greek letter.

Alfa is spelt this way in the phonetic alphabet to help with pronunciation in all countries, as 'ph' often makes a different sound.

scott@lem.free.as · 2 pts · 311d (2 replies)
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warm@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 311d (1 reply)

What???

Look at the post again... it's misspelt as Alpha. When in the phonetic alphabet it is spelt Alfa.

Where's the confusion in anything I said?

scott@lem.free.as · 2 pts · 311d

No. You're right. Apologies.

I'm remove my comment.

Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 311d

Ok