What About Roman?

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expatriado@lemmy.world · 122 pts · 281d (1 reply)

you can count on it

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 281d

Would have been a better headline!

Agent641@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 281d (3 replies)

He's indoctrinating out youth with a satanic Muslim mysticism called Al-Gebra.

pyre@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 281d

in case some people don't know: algebra actually comes from the Arabic word "al-jabr".

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 280d (1 reply)

Number one justification for islamophobia and sinophobia.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 280d

I legit never heard the word sinophobia and I thought it was a trigonometry joke.

I guess we need a joke that combines math and racism then.

It's the 0th cause of Indophobia?

Sorry, didn't mean to go off on a tangent.

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 73 pts · 281d (13 replies)
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dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 281d (7 replies)

Are you referring to the dihydrogen monoxide scares of the ‘00s?

7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 281d (1 reply)

100% of the people that drink that die.

🤣🤣🤣

hayvan@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 280d

There are still people alive who drink dhmo. But it's close to 100% indeed.

guy@piefed.social · 7 pts · 281d

Or bombing Agrabah?

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 281d (3 replies)
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DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 280d

DNA stand for Delightful Nuclear-happy gAndhi, duh.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 280d (1 reply)

Kinda a stupid gotcha to gatekeep with. Ask about a basic function such as “what are the 4 bases” and turn it into a teaching moment.

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 280d
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BCsven@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 281d (1 reply)

Like the flight where the 'Karen' notified the stewardess that a passenger was writing notes in a foreign language and was concerned he was a possible threat. Turned out he was doing math equations

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 281d
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Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 281d (1 reply)

Yeah, our stupid people really broke the mold over here. They are painfully dumb, and trying to reason with them will actually damage your health.

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 281d

Maybe start punching them in the teeth?

13igTyme@piefed.social · 4 pts · 281d

I remember the same. It was on a big name TV station, too.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 281d (4 replies)

Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 281d (2 replies)

I could go for a little Shakira law.

Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 281d (1 reply)

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 280d

I can hear her Kermit voice looking at this

chetradley@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 280d

Thy hips shall not speak falsehoods.

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 281d (18 replies)

I, for one, enjoy Roman numerals.

Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 281d (13 replies)

Oh yeah big guy? How many letters you need to write 3999?

ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 281d (6 replies)

Isn't it MMMIM? Only one extra character

Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 281d (4 replies)

subtraction rule only allows a smaller numeral to be placed before a larger one if it is one of the following combinations: IV, IX, XL, XC, CD, or CM. The numeral 'i' ((1)) can only be placed before a 'V' ((5)) or an 'X' ((10)). 

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 14 pts · 281d (3 replies)

That rule wasn't always hard and fast, just as IV or XL were sometimes written as IIII or XXXX respectively. The XVIII Legion was occasionally termed XIIX, which should have been right out, but it worked well enough to inscribe in stone on a memorial and use on official calendars.

The fundamental requirement was that People would look at it and understand what it is saying. There was no "Office of Numeral Oversight" correcting people. The norms that we may learn about are descriptive of the majority, but not strictly prescriptive for all the cases.

If it follows the basic additive/subtractive pattern, it's good enough.

If you want to be a prick, write IMMMM

Whelks_chance@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 280d (2 replies)

Maybe the symmetry made people more likely to overlook the conventional way of writing things. Still no hard rule, but more leniency if it looks cool.

untorquer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 280d (1 reply)

Rool of cool!

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 2 pts · 280d

That's not the correct spelling, but it's the cool one

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 281d

I came up with MMMCMXCIX, but your one seems better.

alsimoneau@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 281d (2 replies)

IX

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 281d (1 reply)

Many machines on IX, new machines.

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 280d

Excellent quote.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 281d

I love doing 3999+1 in Roman numerals in my head without converting first.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 281d (1 reply)

That's easy: many.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 280d

pretty sure it's lots

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 281d

Get out.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 281d (1 reply)

one for one? what does that mean?

stray@pawb.social · 1 pts · 280d

It's a non-poly dating ad.

guy@piefed.social · 1 pts · 281d

groan

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 281d (1 reply)

Oh Facebook must be lighting up with frothing boomers right now

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 281d

mostly AI content too.

PresidentCamacho@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 280d (3 replies)

I hate that when i see memes like this all i can think is "its only a matter of time before stupid people share this with other stupid people unironically"

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 280d (1 reply)

It probably happened before you even saw the meme.

Fox News is gonna run a piece on how we must eliminate Arabic numerals from American society. Your family will be talking about this travesty at Thanksgiving.

Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 275d

Haha let’s count like Rome people CCEXIVII - ??? = !!!

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 280d

I shared it ironically with a group of people that won't understand it. I proceed to watch silently as they raise their cortisol levels.

Godric@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 281d (3 replies)

Roman! Cousin, let's go bowling!

MazonnaCara89@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 280d

dragonfucker@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 281d
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 280d

literally in the middle of a fucking mission

Wilco@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 281d (10 replies)

I This is Roman discrimination II Half of MAGA doesnt know what an Arabic numeral is. III Reeeeeeeeeee IV Roman numerals are superior

blinfabian@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 280d (7 replies)

一二三四五六七八九十

i like these :)

WinGirl99@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 280d (2 replies)

ichi ni san yon go rokku nana hachi kyuu juu

blinfabian@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 280d (1 reply)

so close, its acutally "nya ichi ni san, nya arigatou"

WinGirl99@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 280d

I am sad that i was wrong with jaPenis here is an image about to represent how i feel

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 280d (3 replies)

One syllable per character. Coolest language ever. :D

(Also hardest characters to remember)

blinfabian@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 280d (2 replies)

one syllable per character

一 is pronounced "i-chi"

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 280d (1 reply)

Oh lol, I automatically assumed Chinese because that is the language I know...

(But I mean... the Kanji is the same as the 漢字 (HanZi), its not always obvious which language is being referred to lol)

blinfabian@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 280d

ohhh in chinese yeah. yi ar san right? :3

aamram@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 281d (1 reply)

"Half" of MAGA? 😂

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 280d

It's more than half

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 281d (12 replies)

A new Home maker class featuring falafel and hummus as side dishes is now mandatory to graduate High school.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 281d (6 replies)

Fuck, I would have enjoyed that course.

GorGor@startrek.website · 5 pts · 281d (5 replies)

Homemade falafel and hummus is so much better than store bought and so easy. I just gotta perfect a pita recipe.

frunch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 281d (2 replies)

I love falafel and hummus. I only found out a couple years ago but I've spent many a meal making up for lost time ♥️

BCsven@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 281d (1 reply)

Home made babaganoush is also amazing.

Slice a large eggplant in half, place face down in a glass baking pan. Add a few tablespoons oil, shake salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder lightly on top. Cover with lid and bake at 375° for an hour. Till skin is shriveled and darker. You can also uncover near the end and roast it more if you like.

Let it cool. Take each half and scrape the loose insides into a food processor, it should just all slide off the skin. Add a few cloves of garlic, some lemon juice (maybe 3 tableapoons or adjust to your tastes), then toast a layer of sesame seeds in a smaller pan 6 or 9 inch sized with a bit of oil. Stir them often because they will burn if the heat gets to them too long. Add to the food processor and blend till garlic and seeds are chopped fine. Salt and pepper to taste.

frunch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 280d

Whew, that sounds delicious!!! Def gotta try making some 😋

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 281d (1 reply)

these people are probably going to confuse hummus with humus.

notabot@piefed.social · 2 pts · 281d

That reminds me of the old joke:

Customer: This coffee tastes like mud!

Waiter: I'm sorry sir, it was ground this morning.

Masamune@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 281d

Gods forbid we teach kids useful life skills...

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 2 pts · 281d (1 reply)

I'm not a fan of hummus, but I'd be down for that class anyways. Teach kids some delicious food, particularly foreign in origin, to show them the rest of the world has nice things too!

Until they pull a Britain and invade countries for their food...

Narauko@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 280d

And still somehow miraculously forget they can actually use the spices they invaded for in the first place...

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 1 pts · 281d

You mean Tent Makers? /s Not on my watch

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 281d

"Children will be thaught how to make shawarma at home."

Bababasti@feddit.org · 16 pts · 280d (2 replies)

I don’t know man, something about his damn smile is so funny to me. It’s so smug, he’s always smiling like he just absolutely knows he’s making some very rich assholes panic and I love everything about it.

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 280d (1 reply)

I highly doubt they're panicking. If they're even aware they're perturbed at best.

Bababasti@feddit.org · 5 pts · 280d

Fair, panicking was probably a bit of a stretch there. But I like how they at least burn a bunch of money on his political opponents

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 280d (1 reply)

I learned Arabic numerals in 1978 in preschool in Wyoming, and I never became a terrorist.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 280d

This post came directly from Al Jazeer which references Al Gebra.

Zagorath@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 281d

According to a study, almost III out of V of those polled opposed this.

switcheroo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 280d

Well to be fair, the republicunts would prefer kids not learn any numbers because only stupid people vote for Cons...

Zagorath@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 281d

::: spoiler Transcription A photo of Zohran Mamdani standing in front of an American flag. It is captioned:

Mamdani has announced his first policy: children in New York public schools will now be required to learn Arabic numerals :::

prime_number_314159@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 281d

I support this wholeheartedly.

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 280d (7 replies)

Funny that in Chinese, I literally have always known it as 阿拉伯數字 (Arabic Numerals).

I'm starting to realize more and more how much the Chinese Language is just simply better at teaching concepts.

Disclaimer, I am ethnic Chinese, but I'm totally not biased at all :D


Edit:

Also, while we're on the topic of Numerals, teach Chinese Numbers as well, its literally one syllable per character, much easier to pronounce and remember.

English has become my primary language, but I still often find myself counting in Chinese (Cantonese).

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 280d (3 replies)

They're definitely known as Arabic numerals elsewhere too. It's mentioned in Math class fairly early on when Roman numerals are also introduced. I'm sure that even in American schools, it's mentioned that they're called Arabic numerals.

Unless you mean that in Chinese there's just no word for "numbers" and you have to use the name of the specific system?

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 280d (2 replies)

I mean, I've personally never heard of the term "Arabic Numeral" being uttered in a classroom from 2nd grade all the way through Highschool in the US Schools I've went to. It's just "write the numbers in words" or in "numbers/digits".

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 280d

Which is a sad indictment of the school system you attended.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 280d

Damn, maybe the US system is worse than I thought.

There are so many general knowledge things that aren't necessary for survival or to do your job that the general populace seems to lack. This is one of them

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 280d (1 reply)

We call them Arabic numerals too but the street name is numbers. Very powerful concept

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 280d

I once said "Arabic Numerals" in class (US), and my classmates thought I was trying to be racist... like... bruh... that's literally what these nunbers are called...

So yeah... I never used that term once again.

Horsey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 280d

Chinese/Japanese characters have kindof always led to good student outcomes in wrote memorization because of the necessity of pattern recognition. With an alphabet there’s simply less to learn, and you don’t have much context since etymology in alphabet based languages is so much more esoteric.

Also, Americans aren’t really taught much about technology from outside of the American sphere of influence. American schooling has a lot of dead zones.

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 280d

ITS AN OUTRAGE I TELL YOU! MATH IS AMERICAN! INVENTED IN AMERICA!

shawn1122@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 281d

Aryabhata and Brahmagupta approve.

Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 280d
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ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 1 pts · 280d

Ahh yes. The good ol' 1 2 3s!

Aljernon@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 275d

It's an older trolling sir, but it checks out