Santa is working on those lists

Sorry to interrupt the corn posting 🌽

Anyway if you thought it was AI like me, thankfully it's not. It's some cosplay group called gothic.losangles on Insta.

Edit: Here's a potentially alternative frontend for Instagram, but YMMV

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TheBat@lemmy.world · 162 pts · 267d (2 replies)
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ODGreen@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 267d (1 reply)

lemmy.world/c/shirtsthatgohard

standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 267d

Lemmy.world/c/shirtsthatgohardbutdont

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 117 pts · 267d (17 replies)

I need them all to just......live in my house.

Google: How to attract a flock of goths?

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 125 pts · 267d (7 replies)

Pretty sure it's a "murder" of goths.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 267d (5 replies)

A "seance" of goths!

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 74 pts · 267d (4 replies)

Coven of goths

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 267d (3 replies)

A Cobb of goths. Obviously... Smh

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 267d (2 replies)

A “Daddy Issues” of goths

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 266d (1 reply)

"A therapy" of goths, then?

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 266d

Perfect

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 267d

It's a cleavage on the ground, or a spill on the water.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Build an empire that spans the Mediterranean and allow it to become increasingly corrupt over the course of centuries.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 267d

This poster Romans!

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 267d

Google: How to attract a flock of goths?

Be Roman in Greece.

motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 267d (3 replies)
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Ziglin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 267d (2 replies)

You forgot the garlic butter, I'm falling for that plain toast.

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 266d (1 reply)

is the garlic toast for aroace people?

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 266d

I believe so, I personally don't hang around much in aro spaces so I can't really say if it's possible just the fighter aces.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 267d

Be the goth girl you want to see in your house. That's my plan.

zeroday@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 266d

Become a goth girl. In my experience, that's the way to do it.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 99 pts · 267d (7 replies)

He already knows where ALL the naughty girls live but he has to go to the mall and take the goth baddies?!

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 51 pts · 267d (4 replies)

I don't think he's "taking" anything. It's not his fault they flock to him.

Routhinator@startrek.website · 15 pts · 267d (3 replies)

They want to turn him. Move that N to the end.

TeddE@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 266d (2 replies)

Sata Clausen

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 266d

more like "sata clausn"

Routhinator@startrek.website · 2 pts · 266d

Hahaha, I love it.

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Of course he has to, how else is he going to give them to you for christmas?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 266d

"And what's this squirming bag under the tree?? You guys! You didn't!"

SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 59 pts · 267d (6 replies)

Oh man if one of them farted in my direction I would ruin my santa pants.

Naho_Zako@piefed.zip · 78 pts · 267d (3 replies)

I....

I just. Don't even know how to feel about this comment. The name... paired with it... along with the similar username...

SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 267d (2 replies)

Oh I didn't realise it WASN'T the individual with the username until you pointed it out. We've gotten used to strange things on lemmy

Gladaed@feddit.org · 5 pts · 266d (1 reply)

Might be an alt.

ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 266d

I am convinced about that it is

Gladaed@feddit.org · 18 pts · 267d

I guess you are a Satan's maggoty cum fart alt?

fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 266d

I would ruin my santa pants.

It's poop, isn't it...

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 267d

Homeboy about to sleigh some shit

salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 267d (8 replies)

Hey OP, can you use this link instead? https://imginn.com/p/DSD4mSUEqEf/

This way you can look without an insta account :)

Lenny@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 267d (2 replies)

Great site indeed 😂

salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Oh shit, I've never seen anything like that when I open it on Firefox with uBlock Origin:

Lenny@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 267d

Yeah I figured that was probably the case. My experience was opening through the Voyager iOS app

Naho_Zako@piefed.zip · 17 pts · 267d

Funnily enough, I spent like 5-7 mins before posting trying to get both imginn.com and imginn.io to pull up the reel, and they both said nope. I tried fiddling with uBlock Origin, but it didn't work, and both IronFox and Vanadium wouldn't load it. So I gave up and assumed they broke or smth.

I'll still edit the post with the imginn.com link though 👍

Psionicsickness@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 267d (2 replies)

That shit literally froze my phone with all the popups.

salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 267d (1 reply)

The imginn link or the insta one? Insta is terrible, but I've not had any issues with imginn

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 267d

Same, but I have ublock origin enabled. Sounds like it's a necessity.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 267d

Snapinsta is another Instagram frontend, but afaik it doesn't have direct links to a post that could be shared (everyone will have to paste the original link by hand).

dan69@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 267d (3 replies)

Goth Elves - New Kink Unlocked?

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 266d (1 reply)

Called a Drow.

Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 266d

Pic for reference:

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 266d

Hilariously I thought it was nuns at first glance

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 267d

Santa, can I, 👉👈, see that specific naughty list, please?

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 267d (2 replies)

Santa is gonna be getting a piece of coal this Christmas ... and it will be worth it.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 266d (1 reply)

The coal will never burn as hot

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 266d

As propane?

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 267d (1 reply)

So they are ‘cosplaying’ as goth hotties? I don't think much cosplaying is involved there.

AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 3 pts · 267d

nah, folks🧵 forget St.Nick bagged the OG ᚷᚩᚦ

axexrx@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Gothic or Go Thic?

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 266d

A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

lilPossum@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 266d (1 reply)

No way Santa might finally give me what I've been asking for the past 5 years

BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 266d

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Professorozone@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 267d (10 replies)

Ok sorry to ask what I guess is obvious. I haven't been on in as couple of days and now everyone is talking about corn. Could someone please have mercy on me and explain it? Really sorry but I don't know how to get to the origin of these things. I just see little hints in post after post.

pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 267d (2 replies)

It is corn time. Squash is next, but we'll have to wait until the current corn excitement dies down.

Professorozone@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 267d

Of course. How silly of me.

rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 267d

I don't know anything about agriculture, but is this what they call crop rotation?

reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 267d (2 replies)

It started as people wanting actual shitposts instead of political posts. Then it got traction like beans and jeans back in the day.

Professorozone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Ok, so just sort of spontaneously then.

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 266d

Just some good ol Fediverse fun. Don't forget there was also that period of retro meme templates, and everyone was posting like peak circa 2009 memes

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 267d

The shitposting communities are full of random memes about corn, no need for hints. Basically, arbitrary meme is arbitrary.

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 267d
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MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 266d

Interruption to corn got interrupted by corn.

alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 266d
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kamen@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 266d

You know why Santa is so happy? Because he knows where all the bad girls live.

ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 267d

They want to be his "nightmare" before Christmas.

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 267d (2 replies)

Santa stole my present, he better run

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 266d (1 reply)

Santa's got magical old man strength. He works with reindeer all day. He's probably super jacked. Look at the women he pulls.

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 264d

I have super strength, I shoot lasers through my eyes and I can fly so yeah santa is in trouble.

Rooty@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 267d

Leave him alone, he works hard all year long and only goes out once, he deserves all the big tittied goth girls in the world.

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 266d

So... drows?

Denjin@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 267d

Does anyone have a way to access Instagram content without joining that site, like there is for twitter?

For reasons.

Edit: never mind I found it in another comment...

frog@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 267d

Hoes! Hoes! Hoes!

Merry Christmas!

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 7 pts · 267d

Damn Santa. Teach us.

bampop@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 267d (1 reply)

He's going to find out who's naughty and nice

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 266d

He knows they haven't been sleeping. He knows they've been awake.

muxika@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 267d

Gets more tail than pest control.

bss03@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 266d

Ho, ho, ho. Ho.

This Santa has one extra.

(j/k)

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 266d (1 reply)

First it was Maga Jesus, then Maga Santa. What next? Maga Barbara Streisand?

Zozano@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 266d

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 266d

Edit: Here’s a potentially alternative frontend for Instagram, but YMMV

i was gonna ask you for exactly this but you already posted it ^^

Mabel71@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 261d

This is crazy 😂🤣