A swing and a miss

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bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world · 218 pts · 252d (13 replies)

Hint:

Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses

tempest@lemmy.ca · 91 pts · 252d (3 replies)

SOME OF THOSE WHO WORK FORCES, ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 65 pts · 252d (1 reply)

HGNUGH

InputZero@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 251d

Killing in the name of! Killing in the name of.

masta_chief@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 251d

Some of those that burn crosses Are the same that hold office

(from the show outside the DNC in 2000. Watch it if you haven't)

Agent641@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 251d (7 replies)

That would make a kickass lyric someone should put that in a song

fodor@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 251d (5 replies)

Fuck you.

Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 251d (4 replies)

Another great line you're good at this.

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 251d (3 replies)

I won't do what you tell me

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 251d (2 replies)

damn. y'all writin a banger here

anzo@programming.dev · 11 pts · 251d (1 reply)

Nah bro. They are joking as per the post. All these are lyrics in Hannah Montana songs!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d

thank you for telling me! i'll go do it!

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 12 pts · 251d

Yes, THE anthem for police forces!

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 251d

“Yes, Sir, I will do what you tell me!”

-TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 186 pts · 252d (9 replies)

Wonder if he figured it out yet?

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 132 pts · 252d (6 replies)

Figured what out?
--TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml · 69 pts · 252d (5 replies)

That is a bit of a misnomer since figuring things out requires at least a double-digit IQ and I don't have one of those.

--TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 252d (4 replies)

Well, a two digit IQ is below average (well median, but you get the idea) so…….

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 252d (3 replies)

The median is an average

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 10 pts · 251d (1 reply)

This is one thing that irritates me about a tool I work with: It has built-in functions to calculate a median and to calculate an average, by which it means the arithmetic mean. I tend to use the median because the data I work with has severe outliers skewing the mean, but then I have to explain what that means (heh).

Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 246d

I'm sure you have the means to explain what mean means.

TomArrr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 251d

So they would be the mode of the mean below the median?

HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 252d

You know he saw that and probably thought how clever he was to point this out while posting it.

Digit@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 251d

Wonder if he figured it out yet?

*checks date*

6/30/22

*interprets name *

TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

... doubt it.

ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca · 108 pts · 252d (7 replies)

The Great White North Free Press is a far right white nationalist independent "news" media. They're not getting it on purpose. 

18107@aussie.zone · 69 pts · 251d (4 replies)

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."

- Upton Sinclair

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 251d

I recently watched a video responding to a video about Supergirl. Idiot needs Supergirl to be bad so he can complain about it; his channel depends on complaining about popular movies. He complains that she shouldn't be able to get drunk because alcohol doesn't affect kryptonians. Someone explains to him directly that she goes to red sun planets so that she can get drunk, that she CAN get drunk on red sun planets, as was clearly explained at the end of Superman (2025), and his immediate response is "yeah but why drink if alcohol has no effect on her?"

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 251d (2 replies)

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

  • Rufus Miles
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 251d (1 reply)

I came in like a wrecking ball

  • Miley Cyrus
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 251d

I'm cumming like you wrecked my balls

  • Me, during a very serious CBT session
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social · 10 pts · 252d

I detest that you call these brain-dead people doing it on purpose.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 246d

You don't say? You'd never guess that from the name. ;)

qarbone@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 252d (7 replies)

That's not even what a "misnomer" is.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 251d (5 replies)

It's a female gnome, right?

kelseybcool@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 251d (4 replies)

Yes; specifically an unmarried one.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 251d (3 replies)

... miznomer.

Possibly married. Possibly not.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 251d (2 replies)

Female Gnomes have beards, making them Trans.

I don't know what to do with information, but I'm sure a MAGA would have lots of ideas.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 251d (1 reply)

I... ...

I don't know if having a beard is sufficient to make one trans.

Also, if gnome women just naturally have facial hair, then it obviously does not make them trans, they just do sexual dimorphism differently than humans do.

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 250d

Stop, you're confusing them! And when they get confused, they hurt everyone in their confusion!

Digit@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 251d

Good catch. I overlooked that, overshadowed by the fail of missing the insinuation in the whimsical analogy.

Rooskie91@discuss.online · 64 pts · 252d (5 replies)

This guy must listen to RAtM and be like "I don't get it, work forces, burn crosses, this metaphor doesn't make sense!"

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 252d (4 replies)

"Since when is RAtM political?!?!"

drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 44 pts · 252d (2 replies)

I still love the post where some dude bitches at Tom Morello something like "I liked RatM when you weren't political" and Tom shot back asking him to name a single song that wasn't political so he could delete it.

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 252d (1 reply)

This one is still my favorite

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 251d

Love that dude.

Never got to see RATM live, held tickets in my hand 3 times, and it was always cancelled (covid, Zach’s injury). At least I saw Morello a year ago, it was great.

NachBarcelona@piefed.social · 8 pts · 251d

No idea. I thought they just hate dishwashers or something.

BilSabab@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 251d (3 replies)

Reminds me of bad old days when Ukrainian cops were the worst shit. Like - plant evidence and arrest you worst shit, beat you up in the alley because you look weird shit. You see a cop - you go the opposite side of the street as far as possible because that motherfucker will have a problem with you. And then one day - the government pulled the trigger on the police reform, fired pretty much anyone with any kind of negative rep and replaced them with new recruits and it is almost as if years of fucked up bullshit were all just the bad dream.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 34 pts · 251d (2 replies)

I guess Ukraine didn't push enough propaganda on you to convince half your population that cops abusing your rights, and killing people at will, is great for Ukraine!

That's how we do it in America, the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!®

BilSabab@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d

Our copaganda never really had a chance to get going like that because for the longest time it was either produced by russians or for the russians. Because of that it was never associated with the Ukrainian police. Post-2014 and the police reform cop shows do their thing but the focus is about policemen being regular Joes like everyone else and the subjects of government corruption and especially corrupted judicial system and also loose cannon cops doing more damage than good are regular topics even for the most basic shows. Meanwhile the streaming shows either try to pull off a Columbo or Poirot style detective stories instead of regular cop show format.

Credibly_Human@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d

See, the big problem in my opinion, is that they didn't convince people that the cops are great. They convinced people that the cops are mostly abusing the people they want to see abused.....

A big problem in that is the obvious and massive societal issue that so many people voted on, and seem to care about, above all else, whether or not the marginalized people they hate are being hurt.

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 55 pts · 251d

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 252d

Oooo, so close!

Snowclone@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 252d (7 replies)

So they don't know what the word 'misnomer' means at all? You really gotta be brain dead...

starik@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 252d (4 replies)

misnomer [mis-ˈnō-mər ] noun. a metaphor that doesn’t make sense

adj16@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 251d (2 replies)

In case anyone thinks you’re being serious:

misnomer /mĭs-nō′mər/

noun

  1. An error in naming a person or place. 
  2. Application of a wrong name. 
  3. A name wrongly or unsuitably applied to a person or object.

https://www.wordnik.com/words/misnomer

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/misnomer

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misnomer

TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 251d (1 reply)
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adj16@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 251d

😂

kingofras@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d

They know what someone is who doesn’t have their own skin colour. Surely that must count for something

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Right? It's a song by AFI, duh.

frank@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 251d

Miss nomer can i

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 40 pts · 251d (2 replies)

The reason that police departments don’t sell beefcake calendars like fire departments do is because there aren’t enough cops without Nazi tattoos

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 251d

Nice.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 246d

Not to mention how many of them are obese.

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 252d (2 replies)

Hannah Montana is a girl and therefore can't be a "proud boy". Utter nonsense.

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Now that you mention it, I have never ever seen Hannah Montana and Joe Montana in the same place either...

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 252d

Or Tony Montana for that matter

Godort@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 252d (4 replies)

Reading comprehension test:

Why did the author compare cops and proud boys to Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana?

What conclusions can you draw about the author based on this comparison?

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 3 pts · 251d

The author is hella based.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 251d

And the people constantly complaining that schools don't teach critical thinking are the same ones who think English class is worthless. Textual evidence, do you speak it?!

sukhmel@programming.dev · 1 pts · 251d

The author participates in society. The author is not opposed to Disney.

::: spoiler no positive conclusions, really /s :::

TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 251d
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archonet@lemy.lol · 17 pts · 252d (3 replies)

part of me wants to believe somewhere down the line, days, weeks, months, years -- they'll have a sudden realization in the shower or before bed, and never stop cringing internally

the more realistic part of me knows in my heart that that moment may never come without being gently prodded towards it.

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Gently prodded? These fuckers need to be driven to the point with a cattle prod and have their face shoved in it to even hope they catch on.

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 252d

Gently, though. Don't wanna incite violence and get our whole forum nuked

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 3 pts · 251d

Someone else pointed out they're a right wing "news" account. They won't cringe. Most likely, they got the implication but are trying to deny it.

elbiter@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 251d (1 reply)

A bit more and he gets it.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 251d

No, he won't.

kopasu22@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 251d (9 replies)

Might be the conspiratorial part of my brain coming through, but I'm half convinced it's not just a stupid person, but an AI that completely missed the point.

I almost wonder if there shouldn't be an extension or corollary of Hanlon's Razor somewhere to account for AI.

"Never attribute to malice that which can be better explained by stupidity, but never attribute to stupidity that which can be better explained by malicious chatbots."

RedAggroBest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 251d

Look at their username. Being obtuse to obvious shit like that is a common right-wing play.

escorps@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 251d (2 replies)

Out of curiosity, I just sent the screenshot of post (without comment) to ChatGPT and Gemini to asked for a comment and they got the point, maybe they are using smaller models that are cheaper to run.

kopasu22@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d (1 reply)

The post is also from 2022, and the tech has changed a bit since then.

escorps@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 250d

Oh I missed that, then yeah could be the case

Moolam@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 250d (1 reply)

Mind explaining? I dont get it (genuinly)

kopasu22@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 250d

Hanlon's Razor is an old adage that boils down to: when you think someone is intentionally trying to be evil and ruin something, take a step back and ask whether it's likelier they're trying to be intentionally malicious, or if they're just stupid/incompetent.

For example, you go to a restaurant and tell the waiter that you can't have dairy, so you order a pasta dish without cheese. They bring it out to you, but look, there's cheese. You can assume either that the waiter or the staff in the kitchen absolutely hate you and intentionally gave you cheese just to spite you...or that they just screwed up and forgot. The latter is probably likelier.

I was half-joking about potentially updating this idea to include an additional stipulation about AI bots online, which are good at looking like stupid people but actually are often malicious. Bots are used to sway political opinions. You have cases where they are trying to pass themselves off as real people to drown out legitimate discourse with a simulation of it, and cases like Musk's Grok AI where it's programmed to ignore truth and instead answer questions in ways that further his agenda or inflate his ego.

So sometimes when you see political posts that just defy all logic, or are ignoring a hard truth that is staring them in the face, you're inclined to ask "How can this person sincerely believe what they're saying right now?" And often the answer will be that they don't, because they're not a person, they're a bot just regurgitating propagandic talking points.

Credibly_Human@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 250d (2 replies)

I almost wonder if there shouldn’t be an extension or corollary of Hanlon’s Razor somewhere to account for AI.

I feel like Hanlon's Razor is a disease more than it is useful to anyone in any situation.

So frequently do normal people refuse to acknowledge that others can simply be malicious, that this rule only serves to aid people in giving the benefit of the doubt to people who act in ways to abuse it.

Politicians, shitty bosses, unscrupulous contractors, etc etc. All of these people hurt others by abusing their presumptions of innocence.

kopasu22@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 250d (1 reply)

It's not perfect, but the basic idea is that assuming malice as default in every scenario will cause one to spiral into paranoia.

It's not saying "people are never malicious and always just stupid" but just asking someone to take a step back from the situation and ask which is likelier in context.

Credibly_Human@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d

It’s not perfect, but the basic idea is that assuming malice as default in every scenario will cause one to spiral into paranoia.

But thats not what the phrase actuyally advocates for. It feels almost like a bit of theological apologia to save a phrase that really does far more harm than good in my estimation.

SereneSadie@quokk.au · 10 pts · 251d (3 replies)
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KENNY_LOGIN_LILLIAN@lemmy.world · -14 pts · 251d (2 replies)
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Siegfried@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d (1 reply)

Funny you say that, i have seen dozens of comments like that

KENNY_LOGIN_LILLIAN@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 251d
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Digit@lemmy.wtf · 10 pts · 251d (2 replies)

Still waiting for Miley Cyrus Linux.

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 251d (1 reply)

someone should make that

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d

But what would happen if you dual-booted them?

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 252d

Wooooooosh!

db2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 252d

If by swing you mean punch themself in the dick, sure.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 252d (1 reply)

THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT! WHAT DID HE THINK THE POINT WAS?

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 251d

An honest dictionary knowledge exhibition

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 251d (1 reply)

ArrowMax@feddit.org · 5 pts · 251d

Jeff-fa-fa!

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 6 pts · 252d

"Some of those that work forces..." is a bad metaphor too then, I guess.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 251d

A retired DC cop was convicted of tipping off Enrique Tarrio about an arrest warrant for burning a Black Lives Matter banner. He claimed he was "building rapport" with Tarrio.

richardwallass@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 251d

The best of both worlds

EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 251d

A bit of an aside, but Saga is a great comic. Everyone should read it.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d

Conservatives inadvertently reaching the point

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d

It's not just poor character but measurable cognitive limitations that allow ridiculous, nonsensical and antisocial so called 'ideologies' to exist.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 251d

Looks like he misses the brain to understand this. If I only had a dollar for every stupid conservative...

Acid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 251d

Upvote for Ghüs too! Saga is amazing

WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org · -1 pts · 252d

.

FlyingCircus@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 251d

Political posts on shitposts? Who’s got the corn?🌽