Just one

I don't know. I hear they're pretty rich.

We eat the top 3 billionaires each year, redistribute their wealth, and watch them all climb over each other for the #4 spot

We eat the top 10 at least. Any less and the message won't be clear.

Brian Thompson only had a net worth of $43m when he died.

That is mere pocket change to the actual Billionaire class, where the three most wealthy individuals on this planet each extract $40m+ of interest on their net worth PER DAY.

Well first of all he's entirely innocent. So jot that down.

But if someone like Luigi had killed that CEO, that still wouldn't be the same as a billionaire.

We didn't eat him. I really think it's the cannibalism that sends the message.

that's the point, it can't be just one. has to be at least two or three.

After the first one they did get scared like you said. Even the health insurance companies got a bit scared and for a brief time they started "doing good". briefly. then they waited. no one else got whacked. so it was back to the "norm".

You gotta cull a few of them in order for things to change.

That one wasn't eaten.

CEOs aren't often billionaires, they 100% do the whipping for them though

Once is an outlier. Twice is a coincidence. Three or more is a threat.

Definitely Musk being a top contender for billionaire stew.

The top one, Elon.

I'd make a joke about spit-roasting Peter Theil but I don't want him to sic Hulk Hogan on me.

Fortunately, Hulk is dead. But now I forgot the joke.

Billionaire Royale.

One enters the danger zone at X dollar. They make money with speculation and interest, so they have to donate / get rid of it before the countdown stops.

Floating wealth cap. The richest person in the country is responsible for everyone's health care. When their wealth is depleted to #2's level, #2 starts sharing the load.

Keep adding social programs until everyone is down to #1000's level.

I like this, but let’s take the top ten and do a roulette type thing.

Or maybe we make them compete. Maybe make it like some kinda whose line is it any improv, but with call-in voting. Or like Wipeout. (But still with the call in voting.)

And we get to learn about proper wood chipper safety!

"fall in line" here means redistribute their unearned wealth

Because billionaires are inevitable thanks to our economic system and the indomitable human spirit.

If we eat them all, they will just keep spawning

Only way to do that is through taxes and a world wide wealth cap.

Anyone worth a million dollars has all their next income 100% go to taxes until their worth goes below

Nobody should be able to just gather unlimited resources

Jest aside i have often considered a concept where the richest person in the world has half their wealth liquidated and distributed in equal share among the 25% poorest.

We then repeat this process again and again as needed.

I am thinking one per month, on the first Monday of the month.

Yeah, I usually chop my food before cooking. Did you think we were gonna just gnaw all the meat off their bones or smth?

I've long argued that billionaire flesh is vegan because there is a net negative of suffering when they're consumed.

dude i'm returning some billions of dollars worth of bones to the ecosystem. i can eat all the junk food i want.

Let them sleep with a fishes.

I hear polar bears are having a food shortage lately…

Netherlands, ie the Dutch, in 1672.

::: spoiler Artistic representation :::

Oligarchs passing a 10 quadrillion coin to one another like a hot potato.

Sacrifices have to be made for a better world

*dozen ✅

Far to nice.

Luigi didn't eat no billionaire.

Luigi has been falsely accused of whacking some goofy millionaire, a mere servant of billionaires. And no eating involved, even in the false accusation!

But more importantly he couldn't have touched that millionaire, because that day me and my boy Luigi Nicholas Mangione were playing Contra and he carried hard. That guy from the insurance company probably just got into some sort of accident.