Ailing Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

pffft i hope its painful you piece of shit. nothin to be done about it now... damage has been done.

bastard has directly caused the pain and suffering of hundreds of millions of people over decades.

Dick Cheney lived 10 years without a heart. I am not celebrating just yet.

Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.

finally, some good fucking news.

“He is in regular contact with his staff and looks forward to returning to Senate business.”

Just fucking retire, you despicable old cunt.

McConnell, the Senate’s third-oldest member,

WHAT?!? There's 2 senators older than him.

He plans to retire from Congress when his current term concludes in January 2027.

He wont live that long

Oh man. Is one of my reserve bottles getting popped soon?

To those putting on their dancing shoes... there's no point. He already did all the damage. Short of going back in time nothing will fix what he's done. Unfortunately.

I wouldn't get your hopes up just yet. Some turtles can easily live for over a hundred years.

It's a shame he'll age out before the guillotines could get built.

Why is he still clinging to the vestiges of his power and not resting at home? These people are fucking pathological.

Suffer, you degenerate piece of shit.

Feel every second of pain and agony that you deserve.

Also, .

Fuck this guy. Fuck everything he's ever done. I hope he rests in piss. Representative of one of the most impoverished states in America, married to a billionaire, shit his pants before Trump made it cool.

Here's hoping for the Republican rule of 3

As someone who isn't even from or in the US: may he soon rest in piss, the absolute cunt.

This vile ghoul ushered in the death of America by breaking key covenants in governance, and while he's vaguely expressed some sort of remorse since over the years, there will be no forgiveness or peace for him on his deathbed. He will only be hailed by a cabal of grinning sycophants encircling his frail shell, chanting "you made this all possible" as they lean in to devour his rotting carcass. Thanks for nothing, Mitch.

I hope you die slowly and painfully Mitch

Imagine a world where mcconnell votes to convict trump in 2020 and gets some other senators to join him

May he truly understand how awful he was before he bites it.

I hope he has a visceral fear of going to hell because of his actions. The least we can wish for.

This motherfucker ushered in Trump and his fascist regime. May he rest in piss.

Die painfully, reptile.

I hope it hurts when he dies

It's looking like I'll have to plan the start of my pissing on graves tour soon.

Is he dead yet?

Edit: i love how we're all on the same page here. may he die soon. and painfully.

I'd like to remind everyone here that, while he was laying the groundwork for the current political climate of the U.S., he had 3 daughters and two wives. He's old enough that the upper part of his left leg is paralyzed due to polio.

We are seeing a resurgence of measles, thanks to men like this — who got to live full lives while fucking us all over. Who knows, maybe we'll see one for polio!

Cheer for his death if you must, he has already won.

“I have never wished anyone dead, but I have read some obituaries with great relish.”

I hope he suffers.

The former Senate majority leader missed crucial Senate votes on Monday and Tuesday, Politico reported.

At least there's that

I assume he's at the marine biology hospital? Well, I'm sure he'll be coming out of his shell soon - one way or the other.

No one did as much as Turtle McTraitor did to make the United States a fascist nation.

I have despised this guy for decades, what a nasty piece of work.

GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT MITCH

What I don’t understand is why people keep voting for him!?

As Mitch's closest relative, and power if attorney... (please no questions) It's time we pull the plug. Go ahead. I consent, take him off life support. It's what he would have wanted. Do it. DO IT NOW!

Ideally they can keep his heart pumping juuuuuust enough so he continues to miss floor votes but won't get replaced by someone that can has mobility.

He won't die yet. Mitch's contract with Satan states he still gets to live to a hundred before his soul is forfeit.

Rot in hell.

Hang on Mitch! You can still ruin the lives of couple more poor people. You just have to get to another vote. You can make it!

83? I'd have sworn it's been 803 years of misery and suffering due to him.

Ain't that a fucking shame. The bastard has the best SOCIALIZED health care while the rest of the USA is in the shitter.

When asked if he had any health issues people should know about, he replied, “Of course not,”

Hehe that's funny

"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping."

Damn right, I'm not helping.

Die motherfucker die!

FINALLY some happy news!

And when he dies, that particular species of turtle will be extinct. The scientists thought about trying to save the species, but… just look at him. That species is worthless.

We need term limits for Congress, always have. Assuming there's any Congress left in three years.

The minute anyone gets that level of power, they'll do anything to keep it, especially the vulnerable ones.

It seems only the good die young :/

The painting keeping this guy alive must be on another level of decrepit.

Rest in piss you POS. I've lost all compassion for the traitors fucks.

he got 83 years too many. fuck you, scum.

This POS deserves the worst for what he and his friends did to this country.

A doctor or nurse could become a hero any second now. Think of the future research departments they could save.

let's hope it's nothing trivial

Linger and suffer, you fucking ghoul

NOOOOOOOOO!

KEEP HIM ALIVE!!!!

He should be forced to watch the result of the years of his corruption, evil and vileness.

Oh no! The pistachio butter I bought wasn't as good as I thought it would be this morning.

Anyways.

You get back here and die on stage like the joke you are sir

Come on, if you pull an O'Hara on us, you owe us a McConnell, tit for tat.

Die already.

Tick tick tick tick tick....

on chin support

Hope this pos burns in hell.

“His prognosis is positive and he is grateful for the excellent care he is receiving,”

Damn it

🤞

Roll mitch the bitch, right into the ditch.

I normally only want good things for all people, but I hope it hurts.

Oh no - anyway, gotta clip my nails.

Turtles are so much better than he ever was.

Rest in piss.

🐢

Get wrecked, bozo 🤡

Good

I hate Trunt with my prefrontal cortex for his fraud and sedition against the United States of America.

I hate McConnell with my amygdala, which instinctively recognizes him as a sneering, hostile, alien threat to our species.

O thank God. Now he can't nominate another supreme court justice

Shit, he's doing better.

I keep loosing that really tiny violin.. where did I put that thing?

Praying for his speedy return to hell 🙏🏼

Good

All these pieces of shit live so long because they're afraid of atoning for their piles of crimes and lies and deceit. Rest in piss to the likes of Rumsfeld, Cheney and everyone else responsible for exploiting the ignorant to drag this country down.

It's Mitch mcuckas to y'all.

Had he been good like Kevin's mom from home alone, we would all be bawling. But I don't know, I was fine with Kevin's mom passing because she was plenty old. My mom is old but I know her personally so I would cry for a few months on and off.

But mitch DA bi*ch? I think hell is currently preparing a welcome party... Forks cherry red ready for comfortable ass impalement. A nice pfffsssss noise just sizzling and foaming.

But I don't judge. I'm probably going to hell too although I'm just gonna be there randomly moving along. I'm probably only going to be gently emancipated for eternity. Maybe only a little sizzling and acid pickling but not for many thousands of ages. Maybe a few thousand years. It gets easier with friends.

I propose having Donald Trump personally operate on dear Mitch. He has all the knowledge he needs for a...successful outcome.

Suffer you horrible pile of shit, suffer the wrath you brought to millions, billions of times over and over.

Suffer!

So we had an awesome 18th anniversary dinner at a seaside resort on the west coast of WA tonight. Any of you do anything nice/fun today?

Death is too good a fate for the people who deserve it the most.

Edit: typo

I kinda want to see him live longer so he can deal with the consequences of his own actions.

Oh God, this year is looking up!

Monthly gotta stick the giblets back in the hole checkup.