When I was 8, I remember being bored and curious and touching a lot of parents stuff... phones... wallets... legal documents...
Most parents don't put their stuff in safes...
Like... THE WALLET IS RIGHT THERE... I COULD JUST GRAB IT!
If they had age verification stuff back then... I could've just... quickly snap a pic of their ID and just YOLO it...
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TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 126 pts · 152d
Anyway it’s not about Age Verification, it’s about control, coercitive control. You go to an environmental manifestation and your dad get a call, that type of thing
FishFace@piefed.social · -9 pts · 152d
Conspiracy brain.
Read the debate about age-verification in the places where it's been implemented.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 152d
Yeah it's for deanonymizing your online activity so they can sell it to data brokers, who will then sell it to anyone who can pay. Anyone, including ad agencies, fascist governments, law enforcement, religious extremists, people who hate you for existing, etc. It's not theoretical it's right there in the open. Maybe the literal people taking your ID won't do anything to you directly, maybe, but the data about you they sell without a second thought will be bought by people who will and do.
FishFace@piefed.social · -9 pts · 152d
No it isn't. No Labour MP (for example) put forward that argument in favour of it when it was implemented in the UK. The law in the UK is popular, because porn use among children is seen as a problem.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 152d
Oops I fed a troll. Imagine anyone not telling the whole truth! Heavens to betsy, the inhumanity!
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 1 pts · 152d
Imagine Keir Stamer telling the whole truth …
FishFace@piefed.social · -2 pts · 152d
I understand this argument with US politicians, and especially the Republicans, who can all be assumed to be in the pocket of big business, but I don't think you've gone through any of the UK politicians in support of this to see what their business connections are, never mind the majority of them. For example, pulling the first MP I found speaking in favour of age verification on Hansard, what makes you think Iqbal Mohamed is in this for the benefit of data brokers? (He's not a Labour MP, I should say) Have you ever heard of him before today? What about Lewis Atkinson, who also supports age verification? His job before politics was in the NHS.
There is this extreme cognitive dissonance about this debate, where people are unable to deny the obvious truth that, unlike us, most people are in favour of age-verification regulations, yet insist that this simply does not feature in the motivations of politicians in implementing such regulations.
I'm not a troll. I'm not naïve. But I am also not so idiotically cynical as to believe that the motivations of politicians are wholly based on servitude to business, wholly divorced from the motivations of the general public even when those motivations align.
Noja@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 152d
The law does nothing but push adults and underage users to unregulated platforms. They (the general public and the politicians) don't understand the internet. You don't understand the internet if you think this accomplishes anything. The only way for children to be safe on the internet is by educating their parents.
FishFace@piefed.social · -4 pts · 152d
This is binary thinking and is false. The law does do something by putting up an obstacle to seeing porn. Hundreds of thousands of children are seeing porn by accident, way before they are ready, not because they're horny little teenagers. Yes, those who are highly motivated will find it, but you should not be this absolute.
The cost of this law in privacy violation is not worth the benefit it brings to children. But it still does bring a benefit, and you're unlikely to convince anyone if you can't see where they're coming from on that.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 152d
Even if you assume that the politicians aren't being intentionally evil, in the best case they are acting from a position of negligent ignorance. It doesn't really matter what their reasons are for supporting this, or what they intend for it to accomplish, the reality is that these kinds of laws will be used for the things I said. Someone should have told them that. Someone likely did tell them that. They decided, in the best possible case, that protecting children from seeing naked people or swear words is worth the dystopian surveillance of the general population. They're fucking wrong and this kind of legislation only shows how ignorant and/or complicit they are. Maybe you could think like one fucking step beyond the political talking points to the real effects this will have.
FishFace@piefed.social · 1 pts · 152d
I think their motivations do matter. In part because they're the motivations of the general public in support of this, so it is those opinions that need to be swayed.
The strategy is completely different if this came about due to payoffs by big tech versus if it has real grassroots support!
vatlark@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
In the US, politicians are rarely in on the schemes themselves, they get money more indirectly from lobbyists, superPACs, or insider trading. Are politicians in the UK not able to profit from their votes?
FishFace@piefed.social · 1 pts · 151d
It is far more difficult. Campaign finance is far more restricted, and it's in the news if the regulator finds someone broke the rules.
The biggest problem is the revolving door, as it's hard to prove. That definitely still exists, but you can see by where politicians do end up after political life that most are not in such a scheme.
As in the US, direct money for votes schemes basically don't happen as they're too easy to detect and too obviously corrupt even to the morons in the party base. There have been some recent scandals about people being paid to give speeches on certain topics. Notably, these have all been right wing politicians, but the online safety act has cross-party support.
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social · 40 pts · 152d
Most age verification providers also require video with the person's face doing specific movements, which is then matched with the ID, so stealing an ID probably wouldn't be enough.
Not that it'll stop kids from trying, and sending their parent's ID to some random sketchy company without their knowledge anyways.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 152d
Google/Youtube only requires either a selfie or an ID...
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social · 6 pts · 152d
Hence why I said most.
Regardless though, you know they're gonna up the ante as they go. The more normalized it becomes to share more data, the easier it is for them to ask everyone for it too.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 152d
Ok. AI of their dads face, doing those movements.
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social · 6 pts · 152d
Could work. A lot of the time these current systems have... dubious liveness checks.
Over time they're definitely going to get better, though, and I have a feeling that with AI watermarking being baked into a lot of the actually good models, it's not going to be super reliable or repeatable.
Bwaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 152d
Change ID photo of dad's face to yours
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 152d
Yes. None of these laws prevent children from viewing porn or whatever. It just forces them to do this or go to unregulated sides.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 152d
I remember kids in hs saying they were using VPN to bypass stuff.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 152d
As long as the platform can pretend there are no children it doesn’t need to provide safety features for them. Thats what this is about.
Adults can be exploited more freely and legally. As a bonus they are getting more personal information of having you provide proof that you are of exploitable age.
That kids will fake it will be blamed on the parents and not them.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 152d
Just like HR and legal department at any company, this isn't to protect the customers, this is to protect the owners.
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 152d
If a website requires a photo of a person ID or something like a drivers license, this is not "age verification", it's "identity verification".
That leads down a whole other rabbit hole of being tracked online.
Also if something like a website or pc starts asking me to upload documents with personal identifiable information on it (that not related to banking, healthcare, or a government service, I will straight up stop using it and block at my network level.
kbal@fedia.io · 16 pts · 152d
Don't worry. Over the coming years they will find all the loopholes and tricks and close them off one by one until we're all securely tagged with electronic brain implants that can detect when you're thinking about lying about your exact age.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 152d
With the brain implants, they can just see how many years worth of memories you have.
kbal@fedia.io · 7 pts · 152d
Don't worry. They would never use the brain implants to inspect your other thoughts and memories. They are only there to protect the children.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 152d
"Mom, why did hit me?" cries
"What, no honey I didn't hit you." presses button on smartphone app
"You fell, remember?"
"Oh yea, I fell. I love you mom."
Honestly I wonder if there is hidden trauma that I forgot because my mom had some brainwashing sci fi tech that deleted my memories...
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 152d
The sci fi tech is built into your brain. My wife doesn't remember anything from the 3 years or so that she was being abused.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 152d
I'm more worried about losing the memories I have right now this moment.
Like... what if future me decides to go no contact...
Then mom find a sketchy mad scientist to kidnap me then brainwash me
Then me, not having the memories of all those abusive moments, I'd go back and wanna talk to her again?
I don't even know if I am really who I am anymore...
Are those memories of us spending time together even real? Is the memories of cuddling ever real? Was love ever real?
Why do I have this craving for her affection? Even while I'm so anxious and afraid of her?
What the fuck is happening in my brain?
Aaaaaahhhh
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 152d
remembers scene in Idiocracy where they have a tattoo of a barcode on your wrist
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 152d
I suspect we'll violently throw off the chains of capitalism before we get to mandatory brain implants, but we'll see.
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 152d
I'd just buy my child a VPN to avoid this shit.
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 152d
100% this.
There's a smart mart where I grew up that was built in the late 90s. https://www.yelp.com/biz/smartmart-memphis-2
Basically what it sounds like. A fully automated neighborhood convenience store before automation was really a common thing. Actually very similar in appearance and function to the automated Carl's JR. in Idiocracy.
When I was in highschool my friend's mom used to just give her ID and send her down to the smart mart to "buy my smokes." That was 20 years ago, but I'm really not sure how tf it would be any different with this tech?
I think they even had some kind of early frt that was supposed to scan the face of the purchaser and match it to the id. Funny thing about genetics, you often share similar facial features with the person who gave birth to you.
Also, this is a bit of a tangential point, but even if you weren't trying to "abuse" the automated system's safety features, there were still unintentional glitches that resulted in kids being exposed to things they weren't supposed to be exposed to. Like when I was 16, I was bored and went to smart mart one night to get a drink. Somehow ended up receiving a free pack of zigzags with my Yoohoo.
The network state tech already glitches all the fucking time. They've repeatedly exposed sensitive government data and put all of us at risk of identity theft while claiming to have some kind of technocratic elite status that makes them qualified to lead America and do the stupid shit they keep on doing. This age verification bullshit is just the latest very poorly disguised invasion of privacy in the name of safety, and it is so fucking obvious nothing good will come of this.
In reality, they don't know wtf they're doing other than gaining more control that will enable further exploitation. And it's not even like we have a say in whether we choose to use the enshitified tech. They're forcing it on us. Idiocracy has become mandatory reality thanks to the nanny network state full of "libertarians" who despise regulations, until it comes to regulating the private lives of citizens.
Since it's their shitty private monopoly being shoved down our throats, still paid for with our tax dollars but not government run in the traditional sense, it can't possibly be oppression, and we should thank these technocratic experts for steering us into the fucking ground.
And that's not even taking into consideration how creepy and concerning it should be to anyone with two fucking brain cells, that we're obviously enabling a network of wealthy pedophiles, (who have repeatedly proved themselves to be above justice), to have the ability to just create a database of children across the U.S. that they will then be able to track and locate every time they use a device or walk past a surveillance camera with live FRT. What a fucking nightmare.
lmmarsano@group.lt · 10 pts · 152d
The US federal courts had an interesting opinion there: parents may always allow their children to access protected speech. Even with sex-related materials, the Supreme Court has stated
They regarded as constitutionally defective laws that impose a single standard of public morality. Instead, they'd allow laws that "support the right of parents to deal with the morals of their children as they see fit". Laws that take away parental control are also impermissible.
In another decision, they regard & defend parental responsibility & discretion in leaving access open to children, and they find measures "enterprising and disobedient" children can circumvent preferable over unacceptable alternatives.
So, according to them, presenting such content to children ought to be left up to their parents, and laws shouldn't infringe on their right to do that.
SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 152d
I grew up in Italian-canadian households, so even as a little kid I got diluted wine at meals. As a teen I thought it was illegal so didn’t talk about it, then one day had a hotel room tossed by narcs who left empty handed yet left all the beer in the tub that we were obviously all drinking… only one of us was drinking age, and the room was in their name, so the narcs never even commented on it. In your home, in B.C. anyway, you have discretion about what the kids consume, as long as it isn’t abuse.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 152d
Can even just find a picture of a random ID card. Maybe mock one up in Photoshop. Like, what's actually being fucking verified? That it's a picture with a human face? I mean, if it's ID or facescan, those facescan shits have already been tricked with images of video game characters.
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com · 6 pts · 152d
AI generated id of ones president or prime minister seems to be popular choice
morto@piefed.social · 3 pts · 152d
I think I will start a site to sell autogenerated id pictures.
einlander@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 152d
It's going to create a cottage industry of virtual humans. They completely exist on paper, but not in real life.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 152d
Then the republicans will use those fake humans to vote for them, while accusing the democrats of doing just that.
Meanwhile the democrats aren't doing that, because they don't understand technology enough to even try. But they'll still regulate industries they don't understand.
And republicans will still use all of this to their advantage and push for Orwellian policies.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 152d
Sounds like a great result - it will add so much garbage data to the pile.
toynbee@piefed.social · 1 pts · 152d
Sounds like Shawshank Redemption.
mlg@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 152d
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 152d
"Well, Mr. Smith... I see here that your son used your ID to access illicit materials on the internet. Did you not think to secure it? You realize you're criminally liable for allowing a minor to access inappropriate material? And I see you were at the government protest last week... such a poor role model you are, Mr. Smith..."
uenticx@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 152d
This is what they are OK with. As long as responsibility is out of their hands in any legal sense instead of actual solutions that don't undermine privacy. They are OK with it.
okamiueru@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 152d
It's not even this. It never had anything to do with responsibility, or child safety, etc. It has everything to do with tracking users which makes collected information more valuable to data brokers. Secondly, it let's them justify advertisement fees in the age where where some traffic is from AI agents.
Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 152d
reminder that South korea has been doing this shit with KSSN for games. anybody thinking IDs would stip kids is kidding themselves.
radiouser@crazypeople.online · 6 pts · 152d
My parents would have beat my ass if I did something like that. That was a pretty good deterrent.
Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 152d
Actually, it's been proven to be a very ineffective deterrent in child psychology studies. It just teaches them to not do it when your actively present and try even harder to not get caught.
Plus the lifelong psychological scars of being assaulted by a figure you trusted to keep you safe from harm but those are a separate topic.
tmyakal@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 152d
Yep. Corporeal punishment doesn't make good kids; it makes good liars and sneaks.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 152d
What about spiritual punishment?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 152d
I still don't trust any of my relatives enough to open up properly. It eventually gets used against me in an argument anyway.
radiouser@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 152d
No arguments from me there. I was saying when I was a kid if I had done something like that (and got caught) it wouldn't have been a gentle, loving conversation about why it was wrong I'd have gotten. I certainly wasn't advocating it.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 152d
IF they find out.
My mom kept her purse by the door, mostly, not in her bedroom. If age verification had been an issue, I would have sneaked downstairs at night, slipped out her DL, taken a photo, and registered on whatever sites I needed.
If they sent some sort of verification to her email, I'd just log in, answer it, and delete the email. Of course I know her passwords, I showed her how to do it, and I'm always fixing some dumb thing she did.
Any kid is going to figure this out faster than me.
Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 152d
How would they find out if you put it back immediately after using?
radiouser@crazypeople.online · -4 pts · 152d
Parents have a way of knowing shit like that, believe me. It certainly wouldn't be a risk I'd needlessly take; that's for sure.
Apollo2323@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 152d
Haha dude what are you talking about? Parents not knowing this shit it how we got here. Parents are so exhausted from working they are not thinking about this stuff.
Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 152d
Parents aren't psychic
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 152d
True, but they can tell when their card is put back in the wrong pocket, or upside down, or other tiny clues that hint of someone messing with their stuff. Kids sometimes think parents know more than they do, or “have eyes in the back of their head,” simply because kids don’t pay attention to the same details their parents might. Their parents can deduce what happened from clues, clues that the kids don’t realize they left.
A very careful child might get away with it, but if their parents are equally careful they’ll probably notice something is amiss. I guess it all comes down to “your mileage may vary.”
radiouser@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 152d
Thank-you, you put it into words much better than I could.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 152d
Thats why you get better at it. I used to have photographic memory when I was doing stuff like that. Even putting items in same orientation.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 152d
I think The People's Republic of China was having this issue with the videogame rule. I saw Public Information Films playing on loop on their trains, one of which had a child who took his dad's ID and credit card and started spending a lot of time and money on mobile games
foggy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 152d
I have been saying this for about a decade now
The only thing requiring government IDs online will accomplish is the creation of a market for immaculate fake IDs. That market will be fully satisfied.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 152d
excuse me i have a little class i'm using norman reedus and death stranding
paraphrand@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 152d
None of the additional measures to verify age remove the need for “parents to parent.” This isn’t an either or situation. It’s an all of the above situation.
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org · 2 pts · 152d
And then it becomes the parents fault and won’t be the fault of the [shadyinternetcompany^tm^] anymore.
RockBottom@feddit.org · 1 pts · 152d
Unless they verified their age first.
raven@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 152d
But what if the age verification system asks for your video verification + legal documentation? Like many platforms do these days? They need you to frame up your face in on-screen cutout and then provide your documents, then it goes through a review process.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 152d
It's more about a difficulty barrier.
You could grab your Dad's ID, you could AI his face, his voice, even his writing style. But if that's too inconvenient/finicky for 90% of the population, that's "good enough" for the liability escape/coercive control the system is intended to create.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 152d
Bruh kids these days manage to steal a teacher's login to access the school wifi. Then they also have VPNs to bypass the firewall. They be playing video games in the school lunchroom lmfao. I seen it.
mech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 152d
At our school (in the 90s), Duke Nukem 3D was installed on the entire computer lab. You could play death matches against everyone over LAN.
They even set up a keyboard shortcut to instantly kill the game, unmount the partition it was on, and drop you back to your working directory when the teacher walked up to your seat.
If you wanted class to get more interesting, you'd send a telnet message to the teacher's PC that looked like it was infected by a virus. Or launch the script that made all floppy disk drives' loading sounds play the Imperial March.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 152d
Kids these days? I remember putting a IRC/Runescape combo program on a flash drive so I could play Runescape with my guild during computer class 20 years ago. I have no idea why it got around the network restrictions, but it did.
Edit: The after school computer club turned into a Wolfenstein LAN party after somebody got on the teacher's account and put a pirated installer on the shared drive.
StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social · 1 pts · 152d
Back when i was that young there was nothing to take a snap with, cameras back then had to develop film...
Not that we had a computer or internet at that time
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 152d
Ok?
I really don't see what this comment adds to the discussion, positive or negative. This is just a comment that's you saying:
remon@ani.social · -2 pts · 152d
Well, hopefully the parents are there to stop it ...
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 152d
Cant stop it when you're asleep...
wakes up in the middle of the night and tip-toe to where the wallet is... 😈
remon@ani.social · 6 pts · 152d
There was a constant fight between my mum and my brother and me, when we got banned from playing N64. Because we would try to find where she hid it and play while she was at work (and just put it back before she got home). But once she caught on to us it wasn't that hard to outsmart us ... I think she just put it in the car and to work at some point.
I guess these days you it's more about generally controlling how much internet access your kid has. And 8 year old really shouldn't have unrestricted access to the internet in the first place. They shouldn't even be in a position where they have to get around an website-based age check.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 152d
You do it when they are cooking. To focused on not burning food or on toilet!