Pumpkin, it's not just any gay nudes of yourself. It's gay nudes with very specific asks. The kinds of asks you might expect from a patron of your OnlyFans account. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
That will be next wave of text scams: "You are due to be drafted, unless you send nudes of yourself getting railed up the ass, with your face showing, and either a big smile, or some other expression that demonstrates your pleasure. It must be accompanied by a 500 word essay about how much you enjoyed it. In detail."
Modern western ideas where the most important part of sexual orientation is who you find attractive is somewhat new, and while it's gained a lot of popularity among queer people worldwide it's still not the default model everywhere. In a lot of times and places things such as who you have sex with regardless of attraction or what role you take in sex are considered more important (also at what age). Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some people were to see a man who only has receptive sex and exclusively with women as more gay than a man who exclusively tops men.
I also wouldn't be surprised if they're thinking that a straight man might be willing to top a man to get out of the military, but not to bottom
who would have guessed, that a culture that hates woman also hates every feminine act.
ironically the exclusive gay top is the manliest man by that definition, he doesn't even enjoy the softness of women.
good=more manly, bad=more feminine.
it all checks out with my experience (no, not sexual)
way to many of the second or third generation turks in germany have a completely fucked up view of masculinity and women.
gotta look tough all the time! so tough! turkey is the best! erdogan is great!
this sub culture was strong when i was in school and is alive and well today
The absurd byzantine rules people create for themselves around this shit is wild. Why can't humans just let people consensually fuck whomever they want?
So bizarre to me. If I were forced to choose "which is gayer" id say the top is the gayest position.
As a hetero id easily be able to take a cock up the ass to avoid getting sent to kill or die. I'd struggle quite a bit more to maintain an erection strong enough to go in a man. Especially with the context motivator in the back of my head.
The majority of the world kinda still uses the old Greek model to some degree. Sexuality is determined by position and power dynamics not by attraction.
Attraction as a major factor is mostly new to a lot of cultures.
Historically speaking, this isnt wrong.... Im not a historian, but I think its recorded that alexander the great and Julius Ceasar were known to bang dudes, but it wasnt considered gay back then because giving dick wasnt gay, only receiving was...
There is something about Caesar being mocked for being on the receiving end when he went to Asia Minor early in his career. Although that was probably slander, it shows this was viewed as a negative.
Throw in that athenian politician who has a name I never remember... One of the 'charges' against him was that he was acting as a bottom despite being older. The athenian pederasty had the older man taking a younger man as 'appropriate,' while the reverse was viewed as scandalous.
apparently it is a whole cultural thing. it ties in to why male homosexuality is talked about in the bible and lesbians were not. without an obvious "top" it wasnt worth discussing.
I am a bisexual guy from Turkey, this is old news.
From what I heard these days you just go to a psychiatrist and act a bit gay. Then if the psych is not an asshole they give you something called "pink certificate" which makes you exempt from military service.
But like, I would give my nudes to the government if it means not doing military service. Nobody can make me serve for this (or any) country
My compulsory service is currently on hold because I am studying in university. Me and my boyfriend are planning to go the the military psychiatrist together to get pink certificates for both of us. Once we finish uni and gtfo of family home ofc
That's the rationalization that MAGAs use to insist that Trump's and Roger Stone's political mentor, Roy Cohn wasn't gay, he just liked to sexually dominate young blond men. That's not gay at all, it's just a power thing.
BTW, just noting that both Trump and Stone were young blond men.
I'd always heard that he didn't consider himself homosexual because he argued homosexuals were weak people victimized by society, and he refused to see himself that way.
I think there was an Iranian official working in their censorship board, who sent explicit messages to a young Iranian man telling him he wants to fuck him so hard.
113 Comments
kboos1@lemmy.world · 232 pts · 119d
I don't know for sure but "send gay nudes or get drafted" sounds a little gay.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 53 pts · 119d
Pumpkin, it's not just any gay nudes of yourself. It's gay nudes with very specific asks. The kinds of asks you might expect from a patron of your OnlyFans account. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 119d
There's something wrong with it if there's a threat involved.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 118d
That's what makes it hot.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 119d
"I'm not gay, but I need to you take some gay photos for me"
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 118d
"and I need you to do this specific pose otherwise it doesn't count". There is probably a sub for it, too!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 118d
"So Eddie, we've been best friends since first grade, right?"
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 119d
I think it's like the bear hunter joke where you have to keep resubmitting it for even more clear close up photos.
yumpsuit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
“hey there burly bear”
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 118d
That will be next wave of text scams: "You are due to be drafted, unless you send nudes of yourself getting railed up the ass, with your face showing, and either a big smile, or some other expression that demonstrates your pleasure. It must be accompanied by a 500 word essay about how much you enjoyed it. In detail."
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 119 pts · 119d
Apparently it's the gay man that takes it, not the gay man that gives it in Turkey. Wild.
Demdaru@lemmy.world · 107 pts · 119d
Meh, just archaic. In ye olde times it wasn't gay to fuck, it was gay to be fucked. Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome, modern times Turkey, etc.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 67 pts · 119d
NSFW ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler
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lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 119d
I knew it was possible
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 119d
Totally not gay.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 119d
The hat stays ON during whatever the fuck this is.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 119d
... does this qualify as clownfuckery?
zo0@programming.dev · 9 pts · 119d
Please tell me you have a source for that
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 119d
That would break my dick ngl
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 119d
You just need to add more men so the diameter of the fuck train increases
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 119d
CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 119d
Determine the maximum angle you can handle, x.
360⁰ ÷ x = number of men required.
Put that in a geometry textbook!
littlewonder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
I need someone to get to the bottom of this.
reptar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d
It's for men with already broke dicks. Usually these rings come in pairs, with a clockwise and counterclockwise group based on broke-dick-handedness.
Real large gatherings do end up with further segmentation based on severity of the hook
voldage@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 119d
No one gets left behind
Denvil@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 119d
🎵 human centipede, human centipede 🎵
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 119d
Typical Saturday with the boys
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 118d
Until Arthur Prostate made his big discovery.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 119d
The Roman attitude still persists in the region, I guess?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 119d
Romans fucked up everything from beyond the thomb. The echoes of corruption ring into eternity...
Zoldyck@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 119d
Getting fucked is gay. Doing the fucking isn't. Duh /s
Lj404333@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 119d
If it's the same sex fucking it's gay but your likely being sarcastic
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 119d
Definitely sarcastic, but also, that is a traditional belief in that area.
Lj404333@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
Yeah it's the same with, kissing is too gay
zurohki@aussie.zone · 70 pts · 119d
Military recruiters:
fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 119d
Military: Recruiting soldiers. Sorry, no power bottoms.
Soldiers: awwwww :'(
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 119d
Nah, it says to be excluded you have to be the "passive partner" so power bottoms are still allowed.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 119d
Big, strong, military men must always come out on top.
yakko@feddit.uk · 60 pts · 119d
Finally an ethical application for generative AI
olafurp@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 119d
My Turkish friend says there's a running joke of "The Turkish military has the largest gay porn collection in the world"
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 119d
it reflects that on the online porn sites
troubling087@lemmy.zip · 52 pts · 119d
But what if I get pegged by my gf? Does that count?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 119d
Inquiring minds want to know.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 36 pts · 119d
We need the pics. For Turkey.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 119d
Gobble gobble.
ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk · 41 pts · 118d
Wow, so being top is not gay enough apparently.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 118d
Modern western ideas where the most important part of sexual orientation is who you find attractive is somewhat new, and while it's gained a lot of popularity among queer people worldwide it's still not the default model everywhere. In a lot of times and places things such as who you have sex with regardless of attraction or what role you take in sex are considered more important (also at what age). Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some people were to see a man who only has receptive sex and exclusively with women as more gay than a man who exclusively tops men.
I also wouldn't be surprised if they're thinking that a straight man might be willing to top a man to get out of the military, but not to bottom
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 118d
who would have guessed, that a culture that hates woman also hates every feminine act.
ironically the exclusive gay top is the manliest man by that definition, he doesn't even enjoy the softness of women. good=more manly, bad=more feminine.
it all checks out with my experience (no, not sexual) way to many of the second or third generation turks in germany have a completely fucked up view of masculinity and women. gotta look tough all the time! so tough! turkey is the best! erdogan is great! this sub culture was strong when i was in school and is alive and well today
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 118d
Welcome to the old Greek/romen model! Sexuality is a matter of position and power dynamics. Not sexual attraction.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 118d
The absurd byzantine rules people create for themselves around this shit is wild. Why can't humans just let people consensually fuck whomever they want?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 118d
So bizarre to me. If I were forced to choose "which is gayer" id say the top is the gayest position.
As a hetero id easily be able to take a cock up the ass to avoid getting sent to kill or die. I'd struggle quite a bit more to maintain an erection strong enough to go in a man. Especially with the context motivator in the back of my head.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 118d
The majority of the world kinda still uses the old Greek model to some degree. Sexuality is determined by position and power dynamics not by attraction.
Attraction as a major factor is mostly new to a lot of cultures.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 119d
So I guess you and your partner have to switch positions and each have a photo to get out of it. No two for one!
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 119d
You hear that?! It's only gay if your recieve so you can pound as many man-ass's your dick can handle!
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 119d
Alternative explanation - the Turkish army is okay with gays as long as they are dominant.
Which... strangely makes sense.
desertdruid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 119d
even between heteronormative gays that logic is normal and that's why i despise them any time they belittle bottoms
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
I mean we’re not going to explain bottom shaming to the Turkish military but the bottom does not have to be sub. Dom bottom is absolutely a thing.
Poojabber@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 119d
Historically speaking, this isnt wrong.... Im not a historian, but I think its recorded that alexander the great and Julius Ceasar were known to bang dudes, but it wasnt considered gay back then because giving dick wasnt gay, only receiving was...
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 118d
There is something about Caesar being mocked for being on the receiving end when he went to Asia Minor early in his career. Although that was probably slander, it shows this was viewed as a negative.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 118d
"No dudes are banging me, that's QUEER! I do all the banging around here, the rest of you are the Queers!"
NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 119d
Throw in that athenian politician who has a name I never remember... One of the 'charges' against him was that he was acting as a bottom despite being older. The athenian pederasty had the older man taking a younger man as 'appropriate,' while the reverse was viewed as scandalous.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 118d
Yeah, but I like girls. Will they let me out if I like ugly girls? Or fat ones? C'mon, this isn't fair. Gays get all the breaks.
frostysauce@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 119d
So I can't be gay if I'm the one sucking dick?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 119d
Not according to them!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 118d
No, I think the dick SUCKER is the gay one. It would have to be the RECEPTIVE partner, not necessarily the active one.
Who's catching the cum? That's the gay one.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d
Of course not. What a ridiculous idea.
aurelar@lemmy.ml · 31 pts · 119d
So apparently tops aren't gay?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 119d
iirc greeks like Spartans looked at it this way. funny how people feel the need to make distinctions, we're a strange species.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 118d
Romans too. It wasn't a scandal that Julius Caesar was fucking men, it was a scandal that he was being fucked by men
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 118d
cheeky bois
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 119d
apparently it is a whole cultural thing. it ties in to why male homosexuality is talked about in the bible and lesbians were not. without an obvious "top" it wasnt worth discussing.
Xenny@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 119d
No no no no you misunderstand
Bottoms are women
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 119d
:3
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 119d
Yeah this is what really stood out to me! Like wtf??
MML@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 119d
It's only gay if the penises touch.
harrison_fnord@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 117d
I thought one penis has to enter the other penis through the peephole.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 118d
Reminds me of "I'm straight so anyone that turns me on is a woman."
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 119d
I am a bisexual guy from Turkey, this is old news.
From what I heard these days you just go to a psychiatrist and act a bit gay. Then if the psych is not an asshole they give you something called "pink certificate" which makes you exempt from military service.
But like, I would give my nudes to the government if it means not doing military service. Nobody can make me serve for this (or any) country
My compulsory service is currently on hold because I am studying in university. Me and my boyfriend are planning to go the the military psychiatrist together to get pink certificates for both of us. Once we finish uni and gtfo of family home ofc
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 118d
Based (of you).
Does Turkey not allow for conscientious objection? Or is it just far too difficult to meet their standards?
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 118d
In a country where saying anything bad to the flag is a crime, that is literal treason. You'll probably get your citizenship revoked just for asking
glory to the Turkish master race
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 118d
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 119d
Sounds like Turkish military recruiters have a bit of a fetish ...
baeb66@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 119d
The 301st Power Bottom Division was a decorated outfit before the Turkish military instituted this policy.
davepleasebehave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 119d
they dictated the speed and intensity.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 119d
Of course the clerical class wants gay porn "for research purposes".
The all-holy ones, who only do holy things to their altar boys.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 119d
hey now, this is Turkey, not the Vatican.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 117d
Turkish government has a history of oppressing Kurdish clergy tbf.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 119d
What if you're not gay just a guy who likes having sex with men
desertdruid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 119d
you get news (ur gay)
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 119d
It's not gay if the balls aren't touching
Someplaceunknown@leminal.space · 4 pts · 119d
It's not gay if you say "no homo" first
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 118d
That's the rationalization that MAGAs use to insist that Trump's and Roger Stone's political mentor, Roy Cohn wasn't gay, he just liked to sexually dominate young blond men. That's not gay at all, it's just a power thing.
BTW, just noting that both Trump and Stone were young blond men.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d
I'd always heard that he didn't consider himself homosexual because he argued homosexuals were weak people victimized by society, and he refused to see himself that way.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 118d
Sure, that makes sense. It has nothing to do with men playing with each others' weiners.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 119d
What kind of tax is this??
NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 119d
Blackmail tax, or 'we'll prosecute you under anti-gay laws or something later' tax.
cabillaud@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 118d
I'm not gay, but if taking a few pictures could spare me going to this madness that is military, i'm in!
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d
how deep inside your mouth are you willing to take it?
cabillaud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 117d
What does that even mean?
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 117d
your task is taking a convincing picture doing homosexual acts in the passive position where your face is clearly visible
where do you draw the line?
cabillaud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 117d
A line between what? And if I have to be in 'passive' position, why are you asking about dicks in my mouth?
charonn0@startrek.website · 9 pts · 119d
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish recruitment office?
qbus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
Your Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 118d
I enjoy every obligatory Airplane reference.
freely1333@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 119d
Boner spurs
Lj404333@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 119d
Can I charge them for my onlyfans account and they then get plenty prove of gay sex
spirinolas@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 118d
I suppose the guy checking the photos was exempt of proof.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 118d
I think there was an Iranian official working in their censorship board, who sent explicit messages to a young Iranian man telling him he wants to fuck him so hard.
spirinolas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 118d
I'm not gay but I think if I saw so much gay porn daily I'd become at least a little gay.
njm1314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 119d
Somewhere there is some prevented genius Turrk just getting away with it.
Kaput@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 119d
Turkish oïl wrestling...
neuromorph@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 118d
may i suggest they supply a chocolate mold of their assholes for evidence.
https://edibleanus.com/product/anus-casting-kit/
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
https://youtu.be/1CWZbUst85o
aheartoffire1996@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 119d
WTF y'all be fucking creeps!