borger

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Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world · 112 pts · 101d (11 replies)

That burger is a horrorshow. Who the hell wants un-melted cheese? The bun isn't toasted either.

IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 101d (5 replies)

Also, seems to be missing the rest of the toppings. No way there's any lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, bacon, or any combination of the above, on there.

dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 101d (4 replies)

There is most likely chopped onions, pickles, ketchup and mustard. I’m 99% sure it’s a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 101d (3 replies)

Onions

Pickles

Ketchup

I thought americans don't eat veggies??

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 101d

We allow it if they're cut into really teeny tiny pieces.

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d

Wait ketchup is a vegetable now? Fuck yes, that means I had so many vegetables on my french fries the other day! I like vegetables on hot dogs, burgers, they're great spread over a meatloaf, as a kid I would even put vegetables on my baked beans (I still do it sometimes as an adult). Can't forget about special sauce/1k island: mix together some mayo, mustard, a little relish, some vegetables. Mmm mmm, living healthy never tasted so good!

daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 101d

I like green peppers so that's something. I don't think it's because i'm American. I think it's because i'm autistic.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 101d (2 replies)

It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.

dmention7@midwest.social · 4 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Is that wind generated by the wings of an African or a European swallow?

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d

I don't know tha-HWAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!!!

NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 101d

Maybe they hate the idea of showering with headphones

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 101d

I've always found it funny that "horror show" and "хорошо" sound the same but mean completely opposite things 🤭

voidsignal@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 101d (2 replies)

that looks absolutely disgusting

nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 101d (1 reply)

What you don't like your burgers sprayed with polyurethane varnish?

voidsignal@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 101d

yeah.. I don't even understand the post. They say that being able to shower with a headphone (wtf) would be as perfect has this shit show of a burger? These people are sick.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 101d (4 replies)

The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn't even need to be waterproof.

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 101d (2 replies)

Or even make your own passive amp out of a few bucks' worth of PVC.

Janx@piefed.social · 13 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Yay. If you don't count your time making it, you'll save $10 and have slightly louder, shitty, distorted mono sound...

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 100d

Yeah, just toss your phone in the sink? Amplifies for free.

AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 101d

Doesn't even need to be a Bluetooth speaker. If you turn the volume up enough you can use the wired speakers on your stereo system or home theatre system

Leviathan@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 100d (2 replies)

Jesus, i really didn't get any of what this was trying to say. Showering with headphones is perfection? A burger is perfection? This burger is perfection?

Einskjaldi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 100d

It has a very round puffy top so it looks impressive

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 0 pts · 100d

There are two memes here. The first is the image of a "perfect" burger (I prefer mine with lettuce and sesame seeds on the bread, but whatever) and the second is a joke about Americans needing burgers to be able to understand something.

odama626@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 100d

Imagine a hunk of plastic in the shape of a burger

uuj8za@piefed.social · 25 pts · 101d

A fake, gross, plastic borger. Perfection.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 100d (5 replies)

You can shower with headphones

MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d (4 replies)

*Working ones

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 100d (3 replies)

Yes, those.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 7 pts · 100d (2 replies)

Yeah, waterproof headphones exist ... but washing your hair is going to be a pain.

Better to just have a portable speaker outside the shower.

Redjard@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 100d

Not every shower is a hair wash. Especially if you have long hair and shower daily it might be say a 1:4 ratio.
I advocate for headphones in those 75% of showers. Can be very nice.

I don't even have good speakers, so this ensures best sound quality. It also skips the setup steps, if you then proceed to commute to work say. Just a continuous music experience, and you'd have had to put them on later anyway.
Very fitting for the olde 5min shower out the door maneuver.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 100d

It really isn't a problem. Even wired ones don't get in the way as long as the hair is over them. My hair is almost down to my ass, and the first headphones I ever used in the shower were cheap skull candy ones that were wired Bluetooth. No issues at all hair wise. No issues at all tbh, other than sounding like crap because they were cheap skull candy buds.

"Better" is always situational as well. Better for one person in their situation can change in a different place or time. You get two different people in different places with different needs, and "Better" is so subjective as to be useless as a term.

As an example: quality of sound. The portable speaker is going to vary massively by price when it comes to being clear in sound once loud enough to counter the water noises. Even cheap ear buds don't have to go as loud to bypass water noise because they at least partly block the sound from reaching the ear in the first place. Which means the sound can be better, and less likely to be uncomfortable due to volume.

Neighbors in close quarters, housemates and timing, personal preferences regarding controlling playback, hearing acuity, etc. There's a ton of variables in what's going to be a desirable condition for enjoying music while bathing/showering. So, no, a portable speaker isn't inherently better. It's a choice for sure, but just because one person finds it preferable doesn't make it superior

jared@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 101d

Ah dirty ears.

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 101d

It does not even look good. It looks like a toy and if you managed to swallow it whole it would likely come out of you looking the same.

Really how is that thing someones version of greatness?

daggermoon@piefed.world · 15 pts · 101d (5 replies)

Instead of a burger it should be a pic of a goth girl with big titties and her feet and toes with black nail polish.

orenj@leminal.space · 15 pts · 101d (4 replies)

sigh, okay foot fella, I guess I can buy in to your fucked up evocation of perfection, but only for all of the other parts of the image you've painted in my head.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 6 pts · 101d

I dream beautiful dreams.

alekwithak@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 101d (2 replies)

Ah, discourse.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 101d (1 reply)

It's why I love Lemmy/PieFed.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 1 pts · 100d

Sure is an improvement over "this" and "I also choose this guy's wife".

darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 14 pts · 101d (4 replies)

You guys don't just randomly start hearing music inside your head?

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 101d

No its too full of borger

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 100d (1 reply)

🎼"DO YOU REMEMBAH?"🎶

Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 100d

Something wrong?

"The guitarist in my head hit a shrill harmonic."

9point6@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 101d

I can't believe the person that posted this had never heard of speakers

cymbal_king@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 101d (1 reply)

I don't even get the appeal of shower headphones. Bathrooms usually have great acoustics, blast that shit and sing along.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 100d

In a household with different schedules, it isn't always okay to blast shit and sing along.

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 101d (12 replies)

Boneconduction headphones. Can get real cheap ones from aliexpress, I use them for swimming every week

Edit: just to be clear, buy ones that are marketed for swimming

Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 101d (4 replies)

Does the Bluetooth work underwater?

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 101d (2 replies)

Nope, bluetooth in general doesnt work underwater. Gotta download mp3 files like you are back in the 2000s

friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 101d

sandstorm.mp3

daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 101d

Or wavpack files

Redjard@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 100d

Works just as above water except with a range of about 10cm.

jmill@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 101d (2 replies)

Some of the cheap ones aren't real bone conduction. After a fake pair I bought a pair of Shokz, wear them in the shower all the time, usually after getting them (and myself) sweaty.

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Well, I can hear mine just fine underwater so whether they are real or not never passed my mind

jmill@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 100d

Yeah, I got a pair that claimed bone conduction, but just has little speakers that play into the air. Can hear them just as well holding them next to your head as wearing them. Didn't try them under water, they have little speaker holes. They work as emergency backups.

insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 101d (3 replies)

Beware of poor fitment though. I got some cheap wired ones years ago (from Amazon), didn't work so well because they had bad contact and no mechanism for adjustment. Kinda also needed a preamp, though if contact were perfect maybe that'd matter less.

I also am not so sure I'd trust them to be waterproof, and anything that is would likely have a heftier pricetag. That, and I'm pretty tired of everything having batteries.

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d (2 replies)

Been using mine for 3 years now, its 100% waterproof. Also, they sound better underwater/when wet

daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 101d (1 reply)

What headphones do you use underwater?

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d

Literally a random boneconduction headphone I found on aliexpress with good reviews

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 101d (3 replies)

Ever see Hackers?

Remember the scene before Joey gets arrested where he's taking a shower? He had ziplock bags over the cups of his head phones to keep them dry. 😌

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 101d

This is the future they took from us.

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 101d

Mess with the best... die like the rest.

HACK THE PLANET!!!

friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d

OMG, I never noticed that he had bags over his headphones. That scene was the first thing I thought of when I saw OP though, so thanks for showing me that extra detail.

Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 100d

Life, if people actually bought and used headphones in public instead of being fuckin shitstains.

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 100d (4 replies)

I always use a Bluetooth speaker.

cheers_queers@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 100d (2 replies)

i just prop my phone on the top shelf of my shower caddy and hope for the best

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 100d

Put it in the sink, the sound will amplify.

AstroLightz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d

Playing with water, I see.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d

ditto. my aomais go has really good battery life has decent fidelity and can withstand an occasional droplet

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 101d (2 replies)

In the 90s we had waterproof fm radios. What have they done to us?

squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi · 16 pts · 101d (1 reply)

They played 90s music while we were showering

daggermoon@piefed.world · 4 pts · 101d

I'd like to shower to Ironic by Alanis Morissette and RPM by Sugar Ray.

Pencilnoob@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 101d

get AfterShocks, made for listening to music while swimming

xorollo@leminal.space · 7 pts · 101d (6 replies)

I wear my earbuds in the shower all the time.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 101d (3 replies)

Which ones?

xorollo@leminal.space · 3 pts · 101d

Bose quiet comfort. I dont put my ears in the water when I do this. They have capacitive touch controls so they will start cycling through the different noise canceling modes if they get even a few drops of water.

This works great in the bath, and fine in the shower if I'm not washing my hair.

I used to have some beats that had a mechanical button and they did even better because the little bit of moisture wouldn't start activating the mode swapping or volume changes.

cheers_queers@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 100d

not op but if you want decent ones, skullcandy push active. i have had a couple pairs make it thru a washer/dryer cycle (inside their case) and they dont quit lol. other comments mentioned touch controls being a problem in the mist, these ones only have physical buttons so no issue there

DanVctr@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 100d

Not OP, but I've been wearing any of the IP68 Sony earbuds in the shower for many years. Currently WF-1000XM5 for at home and a pair of the LinkBud S for on-the-go. They fritz a bit sometimes if the mist from the shower hits just right but you can literally wipe them with your wet hand and it goes back to normal. I even put them away damp when I'm lazy...

emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 100d (1 reply)

I mean I just have a shelf high up in the shower that I put my phone on and play music out of the speaker. The acoustics are great in the shower, why would you want earbuds?

xorollo@leminal.space · 1 pts · 100d

It works for me. Go for a run, hop in the shower. Earbuds stay in from the run. Nobody else listening to my phone. Dont have to worry about a phone shelf in the shower.

I also really really like noise canceling.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 100d (1 reply)

The trick is to be able to have flagship level anc, waterproof, Bluetooth earbuds, that have great sound, are comfortable, and have good controls, and perhaps have selective passthrough, all in realtime, that are also durable, good battery life, look good, and have repairability, all while not impacting the shower process and motions.

Like... These things are all basically the holy grail.

Edit: bonus points for being able to also wash your ears magically somehow.

Edit 2: or just make a silent shower with very good acoustic properties.

kamen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 100d

Yeah, but companies want you to buy new ones every year or two.

homes@piefed.world · 5 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Why would you wanna wear headphones in the shower? I just bring my phone in and listen to podcasts. There’s a little hook on my shower shelf that holds my phone so I can listen to it. It’s great!

kieron115@startrek.website · 3 pts · 101d

lol i thought they meant shower with headphones instead of water. like a sonic shower for your head.

JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Get a Bluetooth shower speaker

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 101d

Yeah, like what is this even about? You can get a waterproof Bluetooth speaker with pause/play, volume, and sometimes even forward and back skip buttons for pretty cheap.

Murse@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 101d
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 101d

I want that burger bun as a squishy pillow

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 101d (3 replies)

Get Shokz, openswim pro. Pricey, but waterproof and you can listen to whatever you want in the shower.

nexguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d

That would be an extra 5,000 gallons of shower usage for me if I got them.

blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Get borger. Cheap, not waterproof, but you can eat it whenever you want in the shower.

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 100d

Soggy borger

FatVegan@leminal.space · 2 pts · 100d

Man that would be so nice, Imagine empty calories and highly processedfactory farmed meat.