I don't think it'd be much of a fight. Conservatives get their jollies from hurting others feelings. AI has no feelings, and data centers are just buildings.
So conservatives could yell at a data cdnter "I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!" and the data center would still be a brick building without feelings.
Well then it'll have to be Sam Altman, then. And probably Thiel, and any other gay billionaire. Actually, just all the billionaires. No sense discriminating on the basis of sexual identity.
"The baseless rumors that the Democratic party are partnering with Anthropic to enable men to become pregnant are divisive lies perpetrated by cretins in the Republican party."
Hilary Clinton
That'll have them frothing at the mouth in no time
Lucky (?) For us the guy at the top is losing his mind and will believe anything you say to him as long as it is framed as a compliment and offers him a way to make a dollar.
I am in no way pushing back that the general public will fall for stupid obvious bullshit, that keeps happening and will always happen.
However, since I find it so fascinating I want to shine some light on your first example. Among historians and sociologists it's widely accepted that the Orsen Wells "War of the Worlds" broadcast did not cause widespread panic as the over sensationalizing newspapers reported. Which was quite common for the essentially click bait reporting of the time. Sure some people probably did belive it was an invasion, but there wasn't mass looting in the street and was a much tamer "outrage" from what most people today belive occurred.
Option 1): AI is genetically enabling gay couples to become "pregnant" by match a surrogates DNA to their partners in order to find their perfect "Gayby" offspring. Allowing gay men to produce a baby with similar genes to their loved one.
Option 2): AI companies are now helping newly transitioned women to have their genes spliced with womb donors, in order to further research into male-born pregnancy. The first baby conceived by two people of male DNA is espected happen to within the next two years, with doctors confident of current results.
Option 3): Men without families are now being targeted by an extremely addictive AI app. The app named Family Now is giving men the customized experience of having a wife, and even a child who looks like them, however some who play the game have reported feeling manipulated and addicted to it.
Conservatism is a top-down movement. Even if they are anti-AI at the start, they will fall in line once their masters (who consist of the very people with AI datacenters) push back. In fact, they will go full pro AI and kill their own town if Trump makes being pro-AI a MAGA issue.
Their personal beliefs are always overridden by those of their masters. They literally support a pedophile.
There are some places where the leadership has to turn to whatever their followers say.
Trump did push Operation Warp Speed to help push the COVID vaccinations faster through the regulations and manufacturing.
The fascinating moment was watching him become an anti-vaxxer. He had a speech gently encouraging people to get the vaccine, saying he got it, and said it should be anyones choice but he suggests they get it. The crowd turned on him and booed and he immediately dropped it. After that day he was pure antivax.
It means there is potential to get some nonsense conspiracy from the ground up under these assholes. It's hard, but its possible.
MAGA is mostly a group of Boomers that have just gotten the hang of the internet within the last 10 years or so. They are still in the "trolling" child-like phase of using the internet.
However, this is slowly morphing into a conspiracy oriented culture. They tell weird stories to each other and other people pretend to believe the stories and add to them. This is why they seem so batshit crazy, they know half the stuff they say is idiotic ... but they like the reactions they get from "the libs" ... its another form of trolling.
So put a liberal hating spin on the story and it would work.
Some are stupid and actually believe everything they hear from "Dear Leader". A vast majority are just trolls and lonely boomers telling ghost stories to each other.
Part of the childbirth freedom and democracy act. Did you know that a womb isn't actually needed to give birth. Scientists at the UofT theorize that the organ is a left over from ancient days when babies needed more protection from daily danger. Now in our totally safe society it's redundant and men can just gestate babies in the space between their organs. Of course c-section is the preferred method of delivery but the alternative is not insurmountable.
Yes. Without question. They’re proven idiots. There is no world in a multiverse in which they wouldn’t, that is how fundamentally stupid those assholes are.
Sure. But that’s not the essence of what a shower thought is. Shower thoughts are pretty universally relatable and provide new perspectives on the mundane. This is neither. You can also have a shower thought outside of the shower.
Who would’ve thought a casino bankrupting, pussy grabbing, compulsive lying, narcissistic, Epstein best friending, felony committing, convicted sexual offender could enter and succeed in the political arena whilst accusing people of eating cats and dogs?
But here we are.
Not a great leap to a different strand of bullshit that would leave the wider world agog. More agog. Agoger?
I have to wonder if they would be upset or joyous about this. Conservatives hate women and see them as nothing more than breeding stock. Would they see this as rendering women obsolete or reducing men to women’s roles?
I speculate that passionate members of almost any group think their group is more intelligent, more moral, and generally better all-around human beings than members of the Evil group they despise. I mean, being right automatically means you must be smarter, right? And friendly sources are always credible, cuz my side (the Good side) wouldn't lie to me, right?
You only have to look at what flat earthers, chemtrailers or antivaxxers believe. Given that, "male pregnancy" should make a nice and straightforward addition.
No because Conservatives are Intellectuals TM that Do Their Own Research TM and can NOT be Fooled by ANYTHING! Literally NOTHING Fools Conservatives! They NEVER get Fooled by ANYTHING! I LOVE paying High Gas Prices!
117 Comments
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 110 pts · 106d
unequivocally yes
BooBees@fedinsfw.app · 15 pts · 106d
Right? I am not capable of believing in anything harder than I believe in the gullibility of those rubes and their constant role as useful idiots
athatet@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 106d
I believe in it harder than they believe in the next grift.
hemmes@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 106d
They believe whitehouse.gov/aliens is about actual aliens from outer space
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 106d
They'd just call the AI woke.
Klear@piefed.world · 37 pts · 106d
Good. Let them fight.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 106d
I don't think it'd be much of a fight. Conservatives get their jollies from hurting others feelings. AI has no feelings, and data centers are just buildings.
So conservatives could yell at a data cdnter "I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!" and the data center would still be a brick building without feelings.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 106d
Data centers are next gen Planned Parenthoods, the ones where post-birth abortions are performed.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 105d
Fact check: TRUE ✅
queermunist@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 106d
Except sometimes conservatives go out and shoot people.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 106d
Well then it'll have to be Sam Altman, then. And probably Thiel, and any other gay billionaire. Actually, just all the billionaires. No sense discriminating on the basis of sexual identity.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 1 pts · 105d
So...we should do that campaign?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 104d
What, like, dungeons and dragons? Slaying the dragons Samal-T'man and Partheil?
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 1 pts · 104d
Yeah, imma make the character sheet...
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 106d
I think that's the point, right?
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 106d
indeed
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 106d
It sounds like that's the point.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 38 pts · 106d
Grok made me gregnabt
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 22 pts · 106d
Pregante ! 🇮🇹
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 105d
✨Preganté~ ✨
affiliate@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 106d
Conservatives will believe anything so long as it’s said to them by the right person
Agent641@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 105d
Or denied by the right person.
"The baseless rumors that the Democratic party are partnering with Anthropic to enable men to become pregnant are divisive lies perpetrated by cretins in the Republican party."
That'll have them frothing at the mouth in no time
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 105d
Somebody call her. Get someone on the inside of openai. Let's do this.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 105d
And disbelieve anything that's said by left people
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 105d
Lucky (?) For us the guy at the top is losing his mind and will believe anything you say to him as long as it is framed as a compliment and offers him a way to make a dollar.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 106d
Ohh men can get pregnant, so hot, sorry what
llamapocalypse@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 106d
gregnant
Zorque@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 106d
Preganté
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d
Eh raguu
muffedtrims@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 106d
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 105d
IYKYK https://youtu.be/t5jawN3k6G0
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 106d
Nodnodnodnod
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 106d
I'm almost curious enough to look for transmasc pregnancy porn...
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 106d
They would use it as ammunition to attack trans people even more, please don't
fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 100d
They manufacture their own ammunition to attack trans people.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 106d
You ever hear of the radio production "War of the Worlds"?
Hell, were you around a few years ago when they were all raising hell about litterboxes in schools for kids who identify as cats?
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 105d
I am in no way pushing back that the general public will fall for stupid obvious bullshit, that keeps happening and will always happen.
However, since I find it so fascinating I want to shine some light on your first example. Among historians and sociologists it's widely accepted that the Orsen Wells "War of the Worlds" broadcast did not cause widespread panic as the over sensationalizing newspapers reported. Which was quite common for the essentially click bait reporting of the time. Sure some people probably did belive it was an invasion, but there wasn't mass looting in the street and was a much tamer "outrage" from what most people today belive occurred.
Did sell a lot of papers tho.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 106d
Option 1): AI is genetically enabling gay couples to become "pregnant" by match a surrogates DNA to their partners in order to find their perfect "Gayby" offspring. Allowing gay men to produce a baby with similar genes to their loved one.
Option 2): AI companies are now helping newly transitioned women to have their genes spliced with womb donors, in order to further research into male-born pregnancy. The first baby conceived by two people of male DNA is espected happen to within the next two years, with doctors confident of current results.
Option 3): Men without families are now being targeted by an extremely addictive AI app. The app named Family Now is giving men the customized experience of having a wife, and even a child who looks like them, however some who play the game have reported feeling manipulated and addicted to it.
snooggums@piefed.world · 12 pts · 106d
Option 4): Butt babies.
darvocet@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 106d
Tell me more about option 4
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 105d
yes — slowly — all nice & deep-like.
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 105d
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 105d
No way this is real.
rageagainstthemachine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 105d
That that's why Sam Altman (who's gay) is pushing AI so hard. He's trying to get pregnant. Illuminati confirmed.
Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 105d
Yes, and switch his name up and you not only have man but also anal. Coincidence? Maybe.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 104d
Whoa the gematria checks out! /s
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 105d
They believe what they're told to believe so yes it's possible.
8j1obzlb@piefed.social · 14 pts · 106d
Introducing the Protecting Children From Woke Groomer Computers Act in 3… 2… 1…
000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 105d
Conservatism is a top-down movement. Even if they are anti-AI at the start, they will fall in line once their masters (who consist of the very people with AI datacenters) push back. In fact, they will go full pro AI and kill their own town if Trump makes being pro-AI a MAGA issue.
Their personal beliefs are always overridden by those of their masters. They literally support a pedophile.
Azal@pawb.social · 5 pts · 105d
There are some places where the leadership has to turn to whatever their followers say.
Trump did push Operation Warp Speed to help push the COVID vaccinations faster through the regulations and manufacturing.
The fascinating moment was watching him become an anti-vaxxer. He had a speech gently encouraging people to get the vaccine, saying he got it, and said it should be anyones choice but he suggests they get it. The crowd turned on him and booed and he immediately dropped it. After that day he was pure antivax.
It means there is potential to get some nonsense conspiracy from the ground up under these assholes. It's hard, but its possible.
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 105d
Yes but the reconciliation will be fun as fuck.
nectar45@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 105d
We spread a misinformation campaign based around AI forcing you to become a woman
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 105d
MAGA is mostly a group of Boomers that have just gotten the hang of the internet within the last 10 years or so. They are still in the "trolling" child-like phase of using the internet.
However, this is slowly morphing into a conspiracy oriented culture. They tell weird stories to each other and other people pretend to believe the stories and add to them. This is why they seem so batshit crazy, they know half the stuff they say is idiotic ... but they like the reactions they get from "the libs" ... its another form of trolling.
So put a liberal hating spin on the story and it would work.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 105d
I think you're giving them far too much credit
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 104d
Some are stupid and actually believe everything they hear from "Dear Leader". A vast majority are just trolls and lonely boomers telling ghost stories to each other.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 105d
maga also includes farther right gen-z, and ge-xers to. prior to pandemic it was mostly boomers and gen x and now it includes alot of Z-ers/.
zorflieg@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 105d
Part of the childbirth freedom and democracy act. Did you know that a womb isn't actually needed to give birth. Scientists at the UofT theorize that the organ is a left over from ancient days when babies needed more protection from daily danger. Now in our totally safe society it's redundant and men can just gestate babies in the space between their organs. Of course c-section is the preferred method of delivery but the alternative is not insurmountable.
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 105d
What a day to have eyes.
Rhoeri@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 106d
Yes. Without question. They’re proven idiots. There is no world in a multiverse in which they wouldn’t, that is how fundamentally stupid those assholes are.
TronBronson@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 105d
Tell them the AI is making their kids trans and they’ll burn the shit down
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 106d
If it was on Faux "News" Entertainment, yes they will believe it.
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 105d
Conservatives will believe anything as long as it's followed by the hastags #MAGA #PATRIOT #WOKE and #TDS in any order.
Badargel@thelemmy.club · 9 pts · 105d
This is not a shower thought
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 10 pts · 105d
This thought occurred to me while showering.
Badargel@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 105d
Sure. But that’s not the essence of what a shower thought is. Shower thoughts are pretty universally relatable and provide new perspectives on the mundane. This is neither. You can also have a shower thought outside of the shower.
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 106d
sure.
::: spoiler Arnold Schwarzenegger taught US audiences that 'nothing is inconceivable' over three decades ago
:::
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 105d
Well, that's how flat earthers started. Let's fucking go 🔥🔥🔥
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 105d
My son used AI for a night and now he is a cross dressing transgender freak. 10/10 would recommend.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 105d
Praying for you, patriot.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 106d
It's not a tumah
Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 106d
To put it simply...yes.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 105d
Yes
chilicheeselies@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 104d
Anything that filters through the emotional part of someone brain before the logical one would work.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 106d
It would be so much easier to convince them that AI was turning you gay.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 106d
why_not_both.jpg
urno@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 106d
Who would’ve thought a casino bankrupting, pussy grabbing, compulsive lying, narcissistic, Epstein best friending, felony committing, convicted sexual offender could enter and succeed in the political arena whilst accusing people of eating cats and dogs?
But here we are.
Not a great leap to a different strand of bullshit that would leave the wider world agog. More agog. Agoger?
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 105d
I have to wonder if they would be upset or joyous about this. Conservatives hate women and see them as nothing more than breeding stock. Would they see this as rendering women obsolete or reducing men to women’s roles?
matlag@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 105d
Let's try "At last pregnancy for people strong enough to refuse abortions!"
Edit: typo
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 105d
I can only hope abortions would be impossible so to perform on men in this hypothetical.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 104d
looking into it
Azal@pawb.social · 5 pts · 105d
It will be this. 100% this. They don't hate women and see them as nothing more than breeding stock.
Conservatives love women, when they also do what they say, stay in the kitchen and "do womens work"
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 105d
That’s just slavery with extra steps
Azal@pawb.social · 5 pts · 105d
I mean... conservatives.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 105d
-finger- peace among worlds.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 105d
one way to find out
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 106d
I imagine there are people stupid enough to believe it regardless of their politics.
badgermurphy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 106d
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
I speculate that passionate members of almost any group think their group is more intelligent, more moral, and generally better all-around human beings than members of the Evil group they despise. I mean, being right automatically means you must be smarter, right? And friendly sources are always credible, cuz my side (the Good side) wouldn't lie to me, right?
badgermurphy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 106d
bingo
anzo@programming.dev · 5 pts · 104d
Wait, can we get pregante?!
Sly2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d
We can get pregarnanate?!
iuseasahibtw@ani.social · 5 pts · 105d
Did we just create a new R34 genre?
ApertureUA@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 105d
It has always existed?
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 105d
Mpreg? No.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 105d
Honesty I think liberal audiences would be much more likely to be fooled simply due to the left typically being more open to flexible gender roles.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 105d
"AI generated content contains subliminal messaging that turns you gay." And "Toxic chemicals leaking from data centers are turning locals gay."
How about that? I don't think they differentiate between gay and trans.
antifahq@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 105d
We need a new ParlerTrick!
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 105d
https://lemmy.world/c/ParlerTrick
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d
You only have to look at what flat earthers, chemtrailers or antivaxxers believe. Given that, "male pregnancy" should make a nice and straightforward addition.
devolution@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 106d
Conservatives are so stupid, you may find some white haired neck beard aiming his asshole toward the sun to make sure his son isn't born gay.
bumbling_bee@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 105d
This thread is the best thing I’ve read today 🤣
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 105d
"But what if we channel and harness the immense power of their gullible retardation?"
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
Definitely. I can think of a dozen people off the top of my head who I know that definitely would believe this.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 105d
How is babby formed?
matlag@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 105d
If you're manly enough, spontaneous impregnation!! That will tell SO much about men who claim it can't happen!
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 105d
I heard Chuck Norris would sometimes get pregnant walking past his reflection
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 105d
Capable of helping? No. Needs to be a conspiracy. Forcing it to happen. Maybe get some chuddy gay trans dudes a pass.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 105d
I think it's possible, if Jordan Jensen pegs you you become psychologically pregnant.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 105d
Given what they already believe, pretty sure anything is fair game.
rockandsock@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 105d
Do it!
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
Probably
BigMacHole@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 106d
No because Conservatives are Intellectuals TM that Do Their Own Research TM and can NOT be Fooled by ANYTHING! Literally NOTHING Fools Conservatives! They NEVER get Fooled by ANYTHING! I LOVE paying High Gas Prices!
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 106d
Just use Revelation 13 to claim it's the antichrist
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 105d
under rare circumstances a "man" give birth, but its the same thing they Hate though.
shneancy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 105d
no need for quotation marks there
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFAD7GA_CzE
Seems relevant?
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d
So it was you……
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 105d
dad?!?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 106d