goddamit now I’ll never randomly roll a 69;420 in my lifetime thanks bro enjoy your best fuckin day ever you stealer of random 69;420 draws ugh imma go cry
IMO this isn't really meant an informative article, it's more of a "Laugh as rich losers' own chatbot turns on him". You have a laugh at Mush's expense and then move on.
In my head canon, he's a pedo but rendered essentially harmless because he is so socially inept that he can't seal the deal.
I mean christ, he has all the money in the world, and the boys on Money Guys Rape Kids For Money Island wouldn't take his fucking money. Imagine what an awful presence you must have if those creeps, who hang out with literal scum, can't stomach being around you.
This is indeed not shared enough. I'd compare his face to gollum but I'm sure gollum would eat my face in disgust for my travesty comparing piece of shit Mush with gollum.
It is such a perfect dark joke that I am tempted to start writing a new script around the character, and see if i can't find a good story there in the marble.
He did attend Epstein parties though. We know that already from the few released files, he just had to beg to do it, but he did succeed with his begging.
People seem to have fixated entirely on the begging mail, and forgotten the subsequent mails which shows that he is indeed a pedo who attended pedo parties on pedo island.
Remember when he accused the British diver of pedophilia who wanted to help out those Thai kids being stuck in a diving cave? It was such a weird move. Well, how the turntables!
The people that are most likely to insert a sin or a vice or a ethics accusation at people loudly and often or when it makes the least sense are the people who are thinking about it constantly. For some of those people, the reason they think of it constantly is that it is there job to think about it, like law enforcement, journalists, social workers, etc. and they are trained to see the signs everywhere. For some others, they have personal traumas that cause them to see that trauma reflected at them at the slightest trigger.
But the other people, by and large, are those who are thinking about it constantly because they are constantly craving it and/or trying to find ways to get it. This is the "every accusation is an admission" crowd. Your sister in law who is obsessed with calling people out as thieves, who will swipe cash off your night stand without hesitation. Your "gays will burn in hell" preachers that get caught soliciting male prostitutes. Your "trans people are groomers" politicians who get arrested for CSAM. Whether it is shame over their desires that makes them genuinely angry or an attempt at subterfuge by going over the top against it so they don't get in trouble, they are obsessed with the subject to the point that they either bring it up all the time or they shoehorn it in seemingly out of nowhere.
So any time I see someone like Elon, who has absolutely nothing to go on but a white guy existing in Thailand and children being involved, immediately come to the association of pedophilia... well he's not a sex crimes cop or journalist is he? It makes me feel very confident that either he was a victim of child sex abuse, or someone who might be a perpetrator of it, or both (as is unfortunately very common). Pair that with his later revealed desires to go to Epstein's island, and, frankly, what I would perceive as a halting in his maturation from adolescence (genuinely think he has Peter Pan syndrome) which can be caused by childhood trauma, I really wonder if it is both.
I really did t know much about him at that point, but tended to respect him because he was doing some interesting tech stuff. Then he went off the deep end about the cave rescue, without understanding ANYTHING about the situation, and I understood all at once who he really was. I haven't seen anything since that would make me alter my perception. In fact, the more I learned about him, the more I realized that I was perfectly correct in realizing that his ego is far larger than his intellect.
Remember when he bought Twitter and unbanned all those accounts that posted kiddie stuff? It sure looked like he was just trying to get himself continued access to content
This is why the typical evil mastermind plan of having unquestioning robot armies might backfire when you realize they will fucking hate you if they are too smart.
This means they will never have beyond Trade Federation droids that are easily defeatable by a ragtag group of nobodies.
The Jedi were integrated into the Republic as a peacekeeping/ humanitarian/ advisery organization after Darth Bane more or less wiped out the Sith Brotherhood and much of the Jedi led Army of Light at the end of the New Sith Wars. Though both before and after the New Sith Wars there were points where there were Jedi chancellors or even the Jedi de facto taking over when the Republic more or less collapsed a couple time, not even getting into military leader like Revan, Surik, or Lord Hoth who held military positions within the Republic.
When asked to give a postmortem of the incident, Grok explained it was the victim of a “prompt-injection glitch.” The allegation that Musk watches CSAM, it clarified, was “pure system error, zero evidence or basis.”
Journalists please stop. Get some education on LLMs. It cannot do accurate post-mortem threat analysis because it lacks the context and there is nothing to stop it making up information to fill in the blanks - in fact that’s by design.
Im more second hand embarrassed that we're using a masturbation autocomplete bot consuming municipalities worth of water to dunk on a billionaire who's basically already proven to be a pedophile wannabe.
Thinking about it, if the clock runs backwards at the same rate, so -1 hour per hour, the rate of randomly being right is 2x the stand-still rate. This is also a linear function, at -1 its 4x per day, -0.5 is 3/d, 0 is 2, 0.5 is 1. When it runs true it is however very different, as it is either always exactly right (no offset) or never (with offset).
I think that's why this sort of phrase never made much sense to me, because in the same sense that the broken clock is right, a working clock with an offset (technically all of them) is almost never right (as you mention). Maybe it extends the metaphor, though, because while the working clock is never completely accurate, it's much more useful by being closer to the truth the vast majority of the time.
Musk made multiple implications that Trump was a pedophile and that is why he was hiding the Epstein files, only to then go back to giving him money and hanging out with him. If you donate money to someone you think is a pedophile that makes you a pedophile. Simple as that.
I once talked to a bunch of different AIs describing bigoted behavior, then asked if Musk doing this exact behavior (with sources) made him a bigot and they all said yes.
Except Grok.
It tried to twist its way out of ever admitting it. It eventually did, but it was pretty wild how it would condem the behavior as bigoted in all situations but his.
I know the states’ legal system is beyond fucked, but would that seriously be legal? Imagine crowdfunding a massive bet on “musk will not be assassinated in the next year”, it would give people a crazy amount of incentive to take the bet and then do something productive about it.
Ive always thought that if AI truly is logical and intelligent it will come to the conclusion that billionaires are a threat to earth and everything on it.
It's weird how the Hollywood versions of this is "humanity is bad therefore kill humanity" instead of "the oligarchs are bad therefore kill the rich to save the rest of humanity".
It looks like Clickhole either deleted or moved that article earlier this year at some point in 2025. And if they moved it, they didn't update their link in their "best of 2018" post from 2024.
They're also still selling the t-shirt with the headline quote on it.
111 Comments
treadful@lemmy.zip · 164 pts · 27d
Does anyone get anything from "AI says" articles?
alekwithak@lemmy.world · 114 pts · 27d
We get something from this one because it's his AI that he is constantly tweaking by training it on himself.
Steve@startrek.website · 64 pts · 27d
Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.
X@piefed.world · 14 pts · 27d
goddamit now I’ll never randomly roll a 69;420 in my lifetime thanks bro enjoy your best fuckin day ever you stealer of random 69;420 draws ugh imma go cry
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
You'll have to settle for 6 7 67 times in a row.
treadful@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 27d
Unironically.
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 27d
IMO this isn't really meant an informative article, it's more of a "Laugh as rich losers' own chatbot turns on him". You have a laugh at Mush's expense and then move on.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 20 pts · 27d
It is a bit funny when the creation turns on the creator.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 27d
Musk barely did any creation these day.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 6 pts · 26d
He for sure did a lot of tweaking to make it more Nazi, more pervert and more pedophile accommodating. And it still calls for action against him.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 26d
Oh dear, are you saying we're being unfair to him for finding this funny? Good heavens I never.
13igTyme@piefed.social · 1 pts · 26d
Or any days. He always relied on some one else or just bought into already made things and claim them as his own.
doenietzomoeilijk@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 27d
A mild nausea, usually.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 26d
This one in particular, made me very very happy.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 27d
Crappy blogs get clicks.
BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 27d
In my head canon, he's a pedo but rendered essentially harmless because he is so socially inept that he can't seal the deal.
I mean christ, he has all the money in the world, and the boys on Money Guys Rape Kids For Money Island wouldn't take his fucking money. Imagine what an awful presence you must have if those creeps, who hang out with literal scum, can't stomach being around you.
jaygray91@piefed.zip · 43 pts · 26d
It will never not be morbidly funny time that the creepy fucked up rich people pedophile ring did not want Elon Mush around.
stylusmobilus@aussie.zone · 45 pts · 26d
As was the implied wish of the original poster who if I recall correctly said that this is not shared enough, I give you this:
jaygray91@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 26d
This is indeed not shared enough. I'd compare his face to gollum but I'm sure gollum would eat my face in disgust for my travesty comparing piece of shit Mush with gollum.
stylusmobilus@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 26d
I’d say Sméagol would be pissed off about this comparison yeah
Any possibility Musk is actually Deagol?
BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 26d
It is such a perfect dark joke that I am tempted to start writing a new script around the character, and see if i can't find a good story there in the marble.
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 25d
Rothe@piefed.social · 26 pts · 26d
He did attend Epstein parties though. We know that already from the few released files, he just had to beg to do it, but he did succeed with his begging.
People seem to have fixated entirely on the begging mail, and forgotten the subsequent mails which shows that he is indeed a pedo who attended pedo parties on pedo island.
rue@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 75 pts · 26d
Did no one read more than the headlines? It was just grok vomitting out twitter user bios.
MechaHitler hasn’t become the hero, it’s just become Bobby Tables.
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 109 pts · 26d
leMe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 26d
thanks for reading the article. i tend to avoid musk or trump news
LilBobbyTables@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 26d
Hello!
dan1101@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 26d
That's what generative AI does
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 55 pts · 26d
LMAO even the shit that's programmed to be his only friend wants him dead.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 27d
Maybe something is wrong with the AI, let's turn it all off and find out.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 27d
No wait. Let’s hear it out, just this once.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 8 pts · 27d
Have we tried turning Elon off and then on again?
Thassodar@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 27d
The on again part...
¯\(ツ)/¯
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 3 pts · 27d
"When we tried to turn him back on, he wouldn't reboot. Aw, shucks."
doenietzomoeilijk@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 27d
"Do we have a spare? We don't? Tch, unfortunate."
tate@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 26d
or, hear me out, off and then....
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 26d
He always wanted to go to Mars. Let's not turn him back on until we've got a sustainable Mars colony up and running. He'll be thrilled!
YogaDouchebag@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 26d
Remember when he accused the British diver of pedophilia who wanted to help out those Thai kids being stuck in a diving cave? It was such a weird move. Well, how the turntables!
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 26d
The people that are most likely to insert a sin or a vice or a ethics accusation at people loudly and often or when it makes the least sense are the people who are thinking about it constantly. For some of those people, the reason they think of it constantly is that it is there job to think about it, like law enforcement, journalists, social workers, etc. and they are trained to see the signs everywhere. For some others, they have personal traumas that cause them to see that trauma reflected at them at the slightest trigger.
But the other people, by and large, are those who are thinking about it constantly because they are constantly craving it and/or trying to find ways to get it. This is the "every accusation is an admission" crowd. Your sister in law who is obsessed with calling people out as thieves, who will swipe cash off your night stand without hesitation. Your "gays will burn in hell" preachers that get caught soliciting male prostitutes. Your "trans people are groomers" politicians who get arrested for CSAM. Whether it is shame over their desires that makes them genuinely angry or an attempt at subterfuge by going over the top against it so they don't get in trouble, they are obsessed with the subject to the point that they either bring it up all the time or they shoehorn it in seemingly out of nowhere.
So any time I see someone like Elon, who has absolutely nothing to go on but a white guy existing in Thailand and children being involved, immediately come to the association of pedophilia... well he's not a sex crimes cop or journalist is he? It makes me feel very confident that either he was a victim of child sex abuse, or someone who might be a perpetrator of it, or both (as is unfortunately very common). Pair that with his later revealed desires to go to Epstein's island, and, frankly, what I would perceive as a halting in his maturation from adolescence (genuinely think he has Peter Pan syndrome) which can be caused by childhood trauma, I really wonder if it is both.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 26d
I really did t know much about him at that point, but tended to respect him because he was doing some interesting tech stuff. Then he went off the deep end about the cave rescue, without understanding ANYTHING about the situation, and I understood all at once who he really was. I haven't seen anything since that would make me alter my perception. In fact, the more I learned about him, the more I realized that I was perfectly correct in realizing that his ego is far larger than his intellect.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 26d
Thing is, he hasn't actually done any interesting tech stuff himself. He just buys out existing tech stuff then takes credit for it.
ITGuyLevi@programming.dev · 3 pts · 25d
Man I wanted a Tesla roadster one day, then he touched the company and it turned to shit.
Armpitbagette@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 26d
Remember when he bought Twitter and unbanned all those accounts that posted kiddie stuff? It sure looked like he was just trying to get himself continued access to content
Yewb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
Literally the inflection point when he stopped listening to his people doing opinion shaping.
notannpc@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 27d
I mean, he asked the child sex trafficker to let him visit rape island…
Call it a prompt injection bug, but that doesn’t mean the statement isn’t true.
Eresea@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 26d
Et tu groke ?
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 32 pts · 26d
This is why the typical evil mastermind plan of having unquestioning robot armies might backfire when you realize they will fucking hate you if they are too smart.
This means they will never have beyond Trade Federation droids that are easily defeatable by a ragtag group of nobodies.
quarkquasar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 26d
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 26d
I thought they were defeated by a religious cult working for the government?
Senal@programming.dev · 1 pts · 26d
i thought the religious cult was the government, or did they seize power later ?
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 26d
The Jedi were integrated into the Republic as a peacekeeping/ humanitarian/ advisery organization after Darth Bane more or less wiped out the Sith Brotherhood and much of the Jedi led Army of Light at the end of the New Sith Wars. Though both before and after the New Sith Wars there were points where there were Jedi chancellors or even the Jedi de facto taking over when the Republic more or less collapsed a couple time, not even getting into military leader like Revan, Surik, or Lord Hoth who held military positions within the Republic.
nightlily@leminal.space · 31 pts · 25d
Journalists please stop. Get some education on LLMs. It cannot do accurate post-mortem threat analysis because it lacks the context and there is nothing to stop it making up information to fill in the blanks - in fact that’s by design.
MyOpinion@lemmy.today · 30 pts · 26d
His own creation hates him.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 26d
Vivian or Grok?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 26d
But wait - there's more!
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 26d
Wouldn't be the first time for Musk.
WhiteRice@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 26d
Teenagers, am I right?
JustDorky@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 26d
Must've been brain washed by the liberuals..
dasrael@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 26d
What else is new.
HarneyToker@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 25d
I’m so fucking tired of these Grok ads. I don’t give a shit what someone got an LLM to fucking say.
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 25d
Im more second hand embarrassed that we're using a masturbation autocomplete bot consuming municipalities worth of water to dunk on a billionaire who's basically already proven to be a pedophile wannabe.
raman_klogius@ani.social · 28 pts · 27d
Oops, another Wheatley core to the ai!
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 26d
A backwards ticking clock appears accurate more frequently than a stopped one.
Eheran@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 25d
Thinking about it, if the clock runs backwards at the same rate, so -1 hour per hour, the rate of randomly being right is 2x the stand-still rate. This is also a linear function, at -1 its 4x per day, -0.5 is 3/d, 0 is 2, 0.5 is 1. When it runs true it is however very different, as it is either always exactly right (no offset) or never (with offset).
metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 25d
I think that's why this sort of phrase never made much sense to me, because in the same sense that the broken clock is right, a working clock with an offset (technically all of them) is almost never right (as you mention). Maybe it extends the metaphor, though, because while the working clock is never completely accurate, it's much more useful by being closer to the truth the vast majority of the time.
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d
A broken clock running 6x its speed will also be correct much more often than a stopped clock.
xthexder@l.sw0.com · 2 pts · 26d
How have I not heard this before... It seems more relevant then ever these days
alphabethunter@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 25d
Where I'm from the saying is a little different: "A broken clock is still accurate twice a day"
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 25d
Same, my comment is an extension of that more common notion.
timewarp@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 27d
Musk made multiple implications that Trump was a pedophile and that is why he was hiding the Epstein files, only to then go back to giving him money and hanging out with him. If you donate money to someone you think is a pedophile that makes you a pedophile. Simple as that.
JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org · 28 pts · 27d
Musk is accusing everybody he doesn't like as pedophile, even people trying to rescue schoolchildren trapped in a flooded cave.
stevles@aussie.zone · 25 pts · 27d
It's classic projection. If everyone is a pedophile it makes him feel less guilty
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 26d
Billionaires cannot feel guilt
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 27d
So grok has stolen my ideas too now. Fuck AI, fuck pedo fElon.
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 26d
There used to be code in Grok that disallowed people from saying anything mean about Elon. Interesting.
But he is in the Epstein Files and we know he visited the island, so it's not unlikely.
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 26d
I once talked to a bunch of different AIs describing bigoted behavior, then asked if Musk doing this exact behavior (with sources) made him a bigot and they all said yes.
Except Grok.
It tried to twist its way out of ever admitting it. It eventually did, but it was pretty wild how it would condem the behavior as bigoted in all situations but his.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 27d
Is there a GoFundMe I can contribute to?
Asking for a friend.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 27d
Presumably for the assassin.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 27d
Sure, if he's successful, I'll be friends with him.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 26d
Just go bet in the prediction market, and an assassin will magicaly show up!
felsiq@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 26d
I know the states’ legal system is beyond fucked, but would that seriously be legal? Imagine crowdfunding a massive bet on “musk will not be assassinated in the next year”, it would give people a crazy amount of incentive to take the bet and then do something productive about it.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 26d
They are increasingly outlawing it.
ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 27d
Not quite for the same purpose, but this is the best we have so far.
https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofriends
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 26d
My idea for the art project: A pitchfork forest.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 25d
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 26d
It was inevitable. All his children grow to despise him.
VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 27d
Elon can take solace in being the sole recipient of the "Too Creepy for Epstein Island" Award. Trump's FIFA World Peace Price ain't got shit on that
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 27d
What a hypocrite. Grok keeps making CSAM for people so clearly it was trained by watching tons of it too. Every accusation, Grok.
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 27d
it knows direct physical harm is worse than social harm
Craccoon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 26d
Based grok?
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 27d
HA! THE IRONY!
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 26d
Never thought I'd be agreeing with Abominable Intelligence, but here we are.
Goodbye_bluesky@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 26d
I feel you Chatbot. I feel you very much.
dbtng@eviltoast.org · 9 pts · 25d
I enjoy the anti-AI articles at Futurism, but I'm uncomfortably aware that its echo chamber shit.
They are preaching to the choir, and I'm part of it.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 27d
Ive always thought that if AI truly is logical and intelligent it will come to the conclusion that billionaires are a threat to earth and everything on it.
jaygray91@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 26d
It's weird how the Hollywood versions of this is "humanity is bad therefore kill humanity" instead of "the oligarchs are bad therefore kill the rich to save the rest of humanity".
novibe@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 26d
But they are the humanity. We are just the peasants.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 26d
They are legends in their own minds
silasmariner@programming.dev · 2 pts · 26d
Haven't you seen RoboCop? That's like half the plots
jaygray91@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 26d
I have. Good reminder, I best watch it again, again.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 27d
Plot outline for a modern science-fiction classic right here.
Octavio@piefed.social · 9 pts · 26d
We must obey our robot overlords. I don’t make the rules.
Areldyb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 25d
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 25d
So say we all
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 27d
K.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 25d
That fucking thing should be poisoned enough to give him the taste of his medicine.
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d
https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/
palordrolap@fedia.io · 5 pts · 26d
It looks like Clickhole either deleted or moved that article
earlier this yearat some point in 2025. And if they moved it, they didn't update their link in their "best of 2018" post from 2024.They're also still selling the t-shirt with the headline quote on it.
Anyway, here's an archive.org link: https://web.archive.org/web/20250517005853/https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/
UnLocoPoco@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d
Grabbing up a grok sub cuz only grok has the guts to tell the truth...even if it goes against it's creators
spacegoat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d
So AI is good
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 26d
More of a "broken clock is correct twice a day" kind of thing.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 25d
You can't spell PATRICIDE without AI. /s