Potentially change the music, but I don't know if you could actually improve it with that. You could make it a more obvious parody, but it'd also lose some of him trying so hard to seem badass.
I hope his opponent runs an ad that is just a couple ranchers standing next to their trucks on the side of the road. Voiceover says “this is Mark and Thomas. They were going to bring their cattle to market, but diesel is $7 a gallon. They don’t care about sharia law, they care about feeding their families and keeping their ranches independent.”
Didn’t the founder of MAGA just accept a 1.5 billion dollar bribe (via a crypto currency buy) from a country that abides by Sharia Law?
Taking kickbacks from the Saudis and the Qataris and the Kuwaitis and the UAE never actually counts. That's just "good business".
Just so long as They Stay In Their Country, the chuds will line up at the trough to support a politician who did the full kiss-the-ring of Muslim royalty.
Sharia law is "eye for an eye" based, similar enough to Christo fascist agenda on sexuality and (female) modesty. There are no constitutional protections for inter faith/race/gender marriage/sex, modesty, and deeply religious (christo fascist bias to constitution) judges can be appointed in greater numbers. For contract law, sharia rules are permitted for financing/marriage (divorce) in the US, but obviously non-sharia contracts are permitted too. There are no constitutional protections against prenups, or contracts that include "don't be evil" covenants.
Typically, Sharia objections come from liberalism. Not the specific biblical verse that imposes morality/hierarchical control laws. Opponent to this guy should just say "he wants trans sluts walking around in mini skirts and lipstick, and always believed in their accusations against men"
the constitution is the law of the land, to have any other law you would need to fully overthrow the government. within the US sharia law is just the inner workings of any Muslim faith when dealing with themselves or how they chose to deal with others. every religion and many groups do this. Mormons have Bishop's Court where they have local leaders meet with people who will decide if they will excommunicate someone for a particular sin or behavior like adultery or abuse, they may also use these formal proceedings to decide if the church itself will recognize a divorce or annulmemt within their own religion, the US government isn't involved in or forbidding Mormons from running these 'Mormon court of law' proceedings as everyone involved is legally free to not even give a shit or participate if they don't want to and it effectivly means nothing to anyone outside their church groups if it even means much inside those groups. but at one point the US government did go to war with the Mormon Church to stop them from taking over the country or some other fever dream because it was a good distraction from the upcoming civil war, and at some point Mormons were a huge voting bloc moving into areas and taking them over and electing their leaders into the highest offices they could and clearly they intended to become the dominate culture and religion of the US from the top down for a good while, but if a whole political party was constantly going off on how we need to ban Mormon Law before it takes over the country, you'd be right to laugh at them.
I want to run for office on banning Shariah law. Then once elected, introduce and push through a law to do just that. But while called the Anti-Shariah Law Act, it actually enshrines broad universal provisions to keep all religions out of government.
If Americans actually understood their Constitution, they would rightfully laugh about this idiot.
Which makes me wonder: with all this "hurray! Patriotism" in American schools, wouldn't it be better to stop wasting time on this stupid "pledge of allegiance" and use this time to actually learn something about US politics?
I literally see no difference between him and muslims donning weapons and shouting shariah. Seems like he just wants to implement Trumpington shariah instead.
Sharia law, Christian law, Jewish Halacka, all awful ways to live for most people.
I don't think any of it should be illegal. BUT, the least we could do is stop financing fundamentalists. Churches, synagogues, mosques should all pay taxes, like everybody else.
They also abuse the hell out of our social safety net. We all pay for this, and they are making bloody fortunes and sending billions back to the Taliban and Israel and HAMAS and Uganda and on and on and on, fueling slaughter.
Responding this to the video above is quite some mental gymnastics, considering which of the cited three gets the least funding. But hey, I guess democrats are bad too amirite?
Sure, fuck sharia law, its bullshit,but you're in the wrong country there, buddy. Maybe you should go to, say, Afghanistan, and then act all cool with your little loser maga hat and see how long you'd survive.
I'm betting on less than 5 minutes before you come running back screaming for your mommy or that you get your ugly ass shot.
Either way, fuck Sharia law BUT YOU'RE IN THE WRONG COUNTRY ASSHOLE
Sounds about right, Sharia law is in Afghanistan and you would have to have at least flap jacket to ban it there. It might not help you but something better than nothing.
If he comes back from that just give him a medal rather than a seat.
Stupid people fear things that are literally impossible. I'm gonna run on banning people using lazer-eyes to kill your enemies. That shit should be illegal.
Wait. I'm not in one of the stupid states. Hang on, here I come Idaho. Dumbass ignorant fucks.
Wow, that guy looks tough. He might be dressing up for Halloween a couple months early, but I for one, am super intimidated. That's the reaction he's hoping for, right?
Only if instead of banning "Shariah law" by name, you ban what you think Shariah law is. Then we'll see if Christian nationalists get upset about the ban getting in the way of their plans.
I have to give some begrudging credit to the guy in the video. Imagine being that full-fat stupid and still making it to adulthood - well, legally at least.
Edit: It's a crazy thing to say, but this is political slop that is inappropriate for this community. We want to see crazy videos. A political ad where a politician does nothing in front of a camera while a song plays isn't a crazy video, just a crazy person.
156 Comments
Sharkticon@lemmy.zip · 220 pts · 4d
This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my life.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 4d
I'd like to introduce you to the daily news in the usa. Every day is the most embarrassing day to be American, so far.
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 4d
Wait until you see the MAGA wearing Trump diapers.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 3d
He's cosplaying in that flak jacket with no sappy plates, and his hands look softer than a baby's bottom.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Nothing more badass than a dude with a gut covering it with a vest.
sepi@piefed.social · 121 pts · 4d
Plate carrier with no plates.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 4d
Practically a uniform among cosplay politicians.
SillyDude@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 4d
That's also a "XL" plate carrier, normal plate carriers have the Velcro meet front and center.
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 4d
Russian style
sepi@piefed.social · 7 pts · 3d
"Steel yourselves, guys" - a DPR commander somewhere
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3d
Jake Lang has entered the chat
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
And gets beat up because apparently that's what he does.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2d
The fake armor honestly just gives bystanders a handle to throw him by
Gnugit@aussie.zone · 98 pts · 4d
If i were made to create a character who was trying to be tough but is actually a big, scared manbaby that lives with his mum it would be this gif.
Ptsf@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 4d
This dude would be in tears hiding at any tragic event.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 4d
The fact he's doing this in the middle of some giant, random parking lot really ties together the "modern America" feel.
gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 75 pts · 4d
If you'd want to make a parody video of this, you'd just need to post the same video
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 4d
https://lemmy.world/post/51393209
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 3d
Potentially change the music, but I don't know if you could actually improve it with that. You could make it a more obvious parody, but it'd also lose some of him trying so hard to seem badass.
johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3d
I just watched it with yakety sax playing, it was pretty funny.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 4d
Christian Nationalists are the most insufferable blowhards you'll ever regret meeting.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 4d
The way he squashes that gut out below his vest: iconic. What a brave hero, I'm sure so many enemies will literally be firing on him in Wyoming
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 4d
Tightens strap, Slaps belly
JiggLe jiggle jiggle
"That ain't going anywhere."
NABDad@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 4d
Please. Nationalist Christian. Put the important word first.
Convenient abbreviation: Nat-C
_chris@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 4d
Is the sharia law in the room with us right now?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
My doors most of the way closed, but has a gap large enough for the cat to come and go. If he gets thirsty at night does that count?
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 4d
I'd be curious to hear his definition of sharia law that doesn't also ban his wet dream of a Christian theocracy.
Scumbag signaling only works until they have to actually come up with legally sound language.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 45 pts · 4d
I hope his opponent runs an ad that is just a couple ranchers standing next to their trucks on the side of the road. Voiceover says “this is Mark and Thomas. They were going to bring their cattle to market, but diesel is $7 a gallon. They don’t care about sharia law, they care about feeding their families and keeping their ranches independent.”
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 3d
Bet he can't tell you what Sharia Law is.
tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 4d
You can tell he feels cool in this video
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 4d
dude felt like he was straight aura farming with that hat pinch slide
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 4d
https://lemmy.world/post/51392777
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 4d
Thank god they used all that slow mo to catch every millisecond of those epic action shots!
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 4d
What a fucking dork.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 4d
I bet he has a phone holster
mwproductions@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d
Yeah, but with MOLLE clips! What an operator!
IWW4@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 4d
The MAGA hat is a great touch.
Didn’t the founder of MAGA just accept a 1.5 billion dollar bribe (via a crypto currency buy) from a country that abides by Sharia Law?
Also he is trying to ban something that is already banned in the US.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 4d
Taking kickbacks from the Saudis and the Qataris and the Kuwaitis and the UAE never actually counts. That's just "good business".
Just so long as They Stay In Their Country, the chuds will line up at the trough to support a politician who did the full kiss-the-ring of Muslim royalty.
IWW4@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 4d
Absolutely! UGGG…
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 29 pts · 3d
Reminds me of this.
In an unrelated though, this guy has such an American hair style.
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
Guy?
NABDad@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 4d
Tell me you haven't read the Constitution or the Bible without saying you haven't read the Constitution or the Bible.
HostilePasta@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 4d
They're conservative Americans, they can't read.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3d
If those people could read, they'd be very upset by this comment.
slickgoat@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 4d
So much high school bully energy in this one.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 4d
I get more elementary school bully who was behind the curve at puberty and is now trying to compensate for that teenaged role reversal as an adult.
CHOPSTEEQ@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 4d
No plates in the plate carrier. In case anyone was wondering how protected he was.
johsny@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 4d
Lots of blubber there for protection. Who needs plates? Except to put your second breakfast on.
BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3d
$5 says he beats his wife and rapes kids.
Snowclone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
the odds are so far in your favor, your only gonna get a few cents on the payout
ajikeshi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
nobody will take you up on that bet
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 3d
Is it just me, or does that vest look like it's missing plates?
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 3d
I don't think it even is a plate carrier. It just looks like a temu vest with a lot of tacticool mole straps.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
He doesn't look strong enough to wear one with plates.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
I think your right.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 4d
I'm so sick and tired of Americans proving they are the stupidest fucking people on earth every single minute of every single day....
el_twitto@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 3d
Can we ban Christian law next?
Greymattertripp@lemmus.org · 18 pts · 3d
What an insufferable dork.
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 4d
I wonder if he got a license from Slayer to use Raining Blood in this video.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 4d
There's no chance he did
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3d
Wow, I have it muted. Christian Nationalists are cool with satanic themes in music now?
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 3d
Only when they use it to imply that they want to kill brown people.
Also let's be real. The Satanic themes probably go over their heads.
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3d
sigh I didn't know I'd see the day where thrash metal is appropriated and subverted by fascists. Ignorant fucks.
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3d
They already tried it with punk a while ago and miserably failed.
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3d
They already have country. Why won't they stick to country? Why go after the most leftwing genres out there?
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 3d
Country used to be a left wing genre pre-9/11.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 3d
Real country still is see Sturghill Simpson, Tyler Childers, Orville Peck, and many more.
Hick hop on the other hand is pretty solid pandering to a right wing base.
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3d
Didn't know that, thanks!
kurmudgeon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 4d
As long as they can ban Christian law as well.
desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 4d
the cult runs deep - “we have sharia at home” by a different name and hat
rauls5@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 4d
He looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
I like the tummy jiggle as it velcros himself up.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
With that blue-print collared t-shirt he looks like a Boogaloo Boy.
Couldn't even be bothered to poise with an AR-15, though, so he's DOA in the primary.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 4d
John Oliver: ... "cool".
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 3d
Reminder that all of Wyoming has about the same number of people as... Fresno, Tuscon, or Atlanta.
Imagine if every state had a senator per roughly 250k people.
New York City, just the city, would have 34 senators.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 4d
Is it intentional that he looks like the MAGA cousin of Charles Boyle (Brooklyn 99) that isn't invited to the Boyle family picnic anymore?
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 3d
Fat guy walks past threats that don't exist.
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3d
this guys getting his dog whistles from 20 years ago.
Geobloke@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 4d
Is this a piss take? Any politician doing this in the civilised world would get laughed out of the electorate
JackiesFridge@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d
Luckily for him the US is not civilised.
ProfThadBach@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3d
But he want a version of sharia law that is Christian. There is no difference he is just too dumb to know that.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 10 pts · 4d
Except you can't ban Sharia Law according to your holy constitution. It is protected by it.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Nah you read it wrong. You have the freedom to practice the right religion.
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 4d
What a loser.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3d
Unsurprisingly from the mouth of a Y'all Qaedist seeking to reestablish the (Pseudo) Christian Emirate of Wyoming.
qarbone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 4d
You shouldn't be allowed to run on things like this.
Snowclone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
it used to get you laughed out of public discourse. used to....
qarbone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Was it
Dean Howard(his name is "Howard Dean", two first-named mfer), who ended his campaign because he screamed in excitement too hard?It doesn't feel like the same universe.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3d
God how I hate these people.
xSikes@feddit.online · 8 pts · 4d
lol what a dumb fuck. All image and not giving a fuck about the people.
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 8 pts · 4d
Uh. I'm no expert, but is there supposed to be that much jiggling when you strap that thing on?
0ndead@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 3d
Catch me at the Slayer show dipshit
HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social · 8 pts · 4d
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 4d
Maybe he could use that spare poking out from the bottom of his plate carrier.
HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social · 5 pts · 4d
lemmelemmy@feddit.org · 8 pts · 3d
What’s the difference between America and Iran right now? Both very conservative and regressive
abc@suppo.fi · 8 pts · 3d
Without this dumb video and the rather low number of muslims in Wyoming as context one might think that banning Sharia law would be a good thing.
It's probably effectively banned already by some parts of the Constitution anyway, right?
IzzyJ@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3d
Yes but so is a lot of Christian nationalism yet here we ars
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3d
Sharia law is "eye for an eye" based, similar enough to Christo fascist agenda on sexuality and (female) modesty. There are no constitutional protections for inter faith/race/gender marriage/sex, modesty, and deeply religious (christo fascist bias to constitution) judges can be appointed in greater numbers. For contract law, sharia rules are permitted for financing/marriage (divorce) in the US, but obviously non-sharia contracts are permitted too. There are no constitutional protections against prenups, or contracts that include "don't be evil" covenants.
Typically, Sharia objections come from liberalism. Not the specific biblical verse that imposes morality/hierarchical control laws. Opponent to this guy should just say "he wants trans sluts walking around in mini skirts and lipstick, and always believed in their accusations against men"
KeithD@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 2d
Punishment proportional to the crime. That'd need a whole lot of sentencing guideline overhauls in the US...
Snowclone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
the constitution is the law of the land, to have any other law you would need to fully overthrow the government. within the US sharia law is just the inner workings of any Muslim faith when dealing with themselves or how they chose to deal with others. every religion and many groups do this. Mormons have Bishop's Court where they have local leaders meet with people who will decide if they will excommunicate someone for a particular sin or behavior like adultery or abuse, they may also use these formal proceedings to decide if the church itself will recognize a divorce or annulmemt within their own religion, the US government isn't involved in or forbidding Mormons from running these 'Mormon court of law' proceedings as everyone involved is legally free to not even give a shit or participate if they don't want to and it effectivly means nothing to anyone outside their church groups if it even means much inside those groups. but at one point the US government did go to war with the Mormon Church to stop them from taking over the country or some other fever dream because it was a good distraction from the upcoming civil war, and at some point Mormons were a huge voting bloc moving into areas and taking them over and electing their leaders into the highest offices they could and clearly they intended to become the dominate culture and religion of the US from the top down for a good while, but if a whole political party was constantly going off on how we need to ban Mormon Law before it takes over the country, you'd be right to laugh at them.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d
I want to run for office on banning Shariah law. Then once elected, introduce and push through a law to do just that. But while called the Anti-Shariah Law Act, it actually enshrines broad universal provisions to keep all religions out of government.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d
If Americans actually understood their Constitution, they would rightfully laugh about this idiot.
Which makes me wonder: with all this "hurray! Patriotism" in American schools, wouldn't it be better to stop wasting time on this stupid "pledge of allegiance" and use this time to actually learn something about US politics?
lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d
Nice! What is his opinion on werewolves?
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 7 pts · 4d
Is it just me or he didn’t even put plates on his vest. This don’t look like that could stop a knife.
Avicenna@programming.dev · 7 pts · 3d
I literally see no difference between him and muslims donning weapons and shouting shariah. Seems like he just wants to implement Trumpington shariah instead.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 6 pts · 3d
Fuck me, that looks like the onion put it out.
enkille@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
i thought this was a parody video at first
bold_atlas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
Me not bothering to put anything in my spotless unused plate carrier.
myyass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
Oh boy that grinds my gears. No plates, no Kevlar, no gear. Then again he'd probably fall over (full rigs are heavy).
Just get a green puffer vest you get at the department store.
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 4d
Oh thanks, I just pissed myself laughing, needed that.
0ndead@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 3d
This is the first chud to piss his pants
hatecoach@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
Christian National, using Slayer (Raining Blood no less) while getting all "geared up" to Ban Sharia Law.. Hard to take any of his act seriously.
AviAdi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
Why is this posted here? Lame
the_fuckler@nord.pub · 2 pts · 4d
Because it's a hecking crazy video, broooo 🙀
Didntdoit71@feddit.online · 6 pts · 4d
Gods, what a Wanker...
FluorideMind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
Lmao what a goober.
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 3d
This guy definitely loves to smell his own farts.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
Sharia law, Christian law, Jewish Halacka, all awful ways to live for most people.
I don't think any of it should be illegal. BUT, the least we could do is stop financing fundamentalists. Churches, synagogues, mosques should all pay taxes, like everybody else.
They also abuse the hell out of our social safety net. We all pay for this, and they are making bloody fortunes and sending billions back to the Taliban and Israel and HAMAS and Uganda and on and on and on, fueling slaughter.
p.s. oh dear God this video is insufferable.
theolodis@feddit.org · 0 pts · 3d
Responding this to the video above is quite some mental gymnastics, considering which of the cited three gets the least funding. But hey, I guess democrats are bad too amirite?
end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
Literally anything right of Rosa Luxemburg is bad
Tiger666@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2d
100% agree
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
There's zero gymnastics. They're all Abrahamic and they all do the same thing and they are all tax free.
I fucking hate the Democratic party.... our parties in USA are awful abominations, a caricature, worthless.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2d
Sure, fuck sharia law, its bullshit,but you're in the wrong country there, buddy. Maybe you should go to, say, Afghanistan, and then act all cool with your little loser maga hat and see how long you'd survive.
I'm betting on less than 5 minutes before you come running back screaming for your mommy or that you get your ugly ass shot.
Either way, fuck Sharia law BUT YOU'RE IN THE WRONG COUNTRY ASSHOLE
FUCK TRUMP FUCK MAGA AND FUCK YOU.
Tiger666@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2d
Does slayer know he is using their music?
whaleross@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Surely this is satire. Nobody could be this ridiculous.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 4d
Lyrics check out. He's a literal animated douche bag.
lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
step out onto the frontlines bitch, they’ll hand you a gun
he’d be ground beef in hours, maybe sooner
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 4d
That shirt and vest totally clash he needs a fashion make over.
reddit_sux@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
Sounds about right, Sharia law is in Afghanistan and you would have to have at least flap jacket to ban it there. It might not help you but something better than nothing.
If he comes back from that just give him a medal rather than a seat.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 4d
Stupid people fear things that are literally impossible. I'm gonna run on banning people using lazer-eyes to kill your enemies. That shit should be illegal.
Wait. I'm not in one of the stupid states. Hang on, here I come Idaho. Dumbass ignorant fucks.
grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
Wow, that guy looks tough. He might be dressing up for Halloween a couple months early, but I for one, am super intimidated. That's the reaction he's hoping for, right?
wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 4d
The gene pool in Wyoming is a fucking unflushed toilet.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 3d
Slayer will be thrilled to know
archiduc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
Strong Boyle energy.
ryper@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 4d
Only if instead of banning "Shariah law" by name, you ban what you think Shariah law is. Then we'll see if Christian nationalists get upset about the ban getting in the way of their plans.
remon@ani.social · 3 pts · 4d
Crazy fucking person .... but basic fucking video.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
Well ... he looks like a bit of a softcock. Good thing he's banning Sharia Law in a place where it doesn't exist!
Bwaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
Hey, it's a BIG problem in that particular shithole state!
dan69@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
Ppl will say just about anything to just get votes huh.. why not some real change to constituents concerns!
Snowclone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
this is like saying you're going to pass a law that the constitution is the law, and other laws outside the constitution alone are banned.
solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 4d
Yeah funny how right wing go all in on empty promises
the_q@piefed.social · 3 pts · 4d
Developmentally challenged narcissist... What a combo.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 3d
are they sure its not Shakira law.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 4d
I have to give some begrudging credit to the guy in the video. Imagine being that full-fat stupid and still making it to adulthood - well, legally at least.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
In Wyoming??
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Put a balaclava on his porky head and it looks like he's about to go harass my brown people going to work.
warbond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Isn't law just words?
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 2 pts · 4d
omw to fight shakira law
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damn those hips don't lie about their power level
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 4d
Sure, you do that Skippy.
thumbtaxx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Please tag with NSFBrains
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Wouldn't it be a super funny prank to vote for them?
OMG I'm gonna do it
Taleya@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2d
Vote 1 for Memelord Porkasaur
Malica@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 4d
TimboSlice@discuss.online · 1 pts · 4d
Oh my cringe!
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
Fucking cosplay!
Sims@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 4d
Just a std Merican diverting attention for money..
jade52@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 4d
200!?! That's it? I feel like where I live it's 200,000.
JTskulk@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 3d
Come on this isn't crazy.
Edit: It's a crazy thing to say, but this is political slop that is inappropriate for this community. We want to see crazy videos. A political ad where a politician does nothing in front of a camera while a song plays isn't a crazy video, just a crazy person.