It beeps when it's done.
It beeps when you press the button.
It beeps when you place it on the base.
But today, it beeps no more.
I classify this as a repair.
It beeps when it's done.
It beeps when you press the button.
It beeps when you place it on the base.
But today, it beeps no more.
I classify this as a repair.
230 Comments
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 127 pts · 4d
I did the same with my fan. Fucker beeped when the sleep timer ended
ladicius@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 4d
That's an insane design choice.
There's a fan here that has a bright blue LED capable of lighting a whole room. That LED shines when the silent mode for the night is activated š
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 4d
So many electronics insist upon themselves. You're a fan that blows away the fart smells in the bathroom, you are not the star of the show.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 4d
I mean... it depends how bad the fart smells are
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Light a candle (before is better than after, I've tested this extensively. I should probably submit my documentation somewhere and at least go for an associates in farts or candles, idk) and if that's not enough, they make this deodorant you can eat if you have weapon grade farts
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 4d
OH YEAH? LISTEN TO THIS!
beepbeepbeeeeeeep
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
but what if my fart fan had RGBs...?
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
I miss the days when phones were getting smaller and smaller. Subtlety was still valued during that time and phone makers knew that while people did want a phone, they wanted it to be as out of their way as possible.
Then smart phones got powerful enough to drive large screens and things started getting louder with their presence, everything wanting a share of your attention. Smart appliances ironically are smart to get more attention (when I'd figure the main point of making things smart is to allow automation to reduce the amount of attention they need, not try to get you to interact with them via an app when you aren't physically present).
It just seems like at some point project design was taken over by fucking marketers and we need to tell them to shut the fuck up already.
tempest@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 4d
At first I loved the blue LEDs when they showed up in the early 2000 but I've grown to hate them. Why can't a soft green or red be used.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 4d
And why do they have to shine with the power of industrial lasers??
ladicius@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Hans, switch on the Flakscheinwerfer!
possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Because it werfes Flakschein!
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
And do they need to be so bright that they light up the room?
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d
When super bright LEDs became a thing they felt they needed to put them in everything. "It is new!" I went into my home office to get something and didn't turn the light on and wondered what the blue glow in it was. It was an LED in a monitor telling me it was plugged in. My wife has me put black tape over leds on things like usb hubs because they are blindingly bright.
Don't get me started on leds flashlights that all have multimode including rapid flashing so when the battery connection is poor, like when the flashlight gets old, if there is a split second break in power it switches to rapid flashing. Just what I need when trying to get around in the dark.
elephantium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
The comment so nice, you posted it twice.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
Stupid browser fart!
haai5dezw@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d
I use a black permanent marker on all blindingly bright LEDs. Most of mine were actually sticking out so was able to paint over them without messing up the rest of the device. Tones them down nicely, but you can still see if it's on.
toynbee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 4d
Is that how you make black lights?
DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 4d
I clipped the wires in all of my salvaged case fans.
Wolf314159@startrek.website · 4 pts · 4d
Gaffer tape. Gaffer tape everywhere. And for those LEDs that you actually want to see, but not light up the whole room, two pieces of gaffer tape with a hair's breadth between them. Makes for an indicator light that can only really be seen when your looking straight at it.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
balgruuf@nord.pub · 5 pts · 4d
Or even worse, bike headlamps.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
i'd love to hear your complaints. mostly so if i've got something wonky with my bike i can fix it. i'm not trying to blind anyone with that damn thing, just make sure both i can see and be seen. mine's got less than half the luminosity of a car headlight, so we might be talking about different types of headlamps tho. some people get nuts with their headlamps.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
I used a flashlight mount on the handlebar, and pointed it at the ground in front of me instead of forward into space. Worked very well and didn't shine into people's eyes. I also didn't use the blinkenlights mode on the rear light despite it being the popular option around here ā it's just annoying.
I've had a run-in with blinding lights when I was in a group of people cycling at night, and on a path through an unlit park we encountered a group riding the opposite way. Couldn't see shit except their lights.
balgruuf@nord.pub · 11 pts · 4d
Time's up, now get back to work
ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
Oh, so, it was an alarm clock after all
Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 4d
I have a bluetooth headset with a stupid bright blue led angled perfectly to reflect in one's glasses, because I'm too stupid to notice the music means the thing is on, I guess... At least I know the designer has perfect vision.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 4d
I hate that modern appliances beep constantly. Whatever happened to giving a shit about being annoying or not? Old appliances would beep or ding once. If you're the idiot and leave something sitting forever that's on you. I would rather have my food get cold than my microwave beep every five seconds indefinitely. Sometimes finishing up a task that is going to take 20 more seconds is the right thing to do, stop aggressively beeping at me.
Keilik@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 4d
My friend just bought a toaster that plays a tune when itās done.
A toaster. That needs to tell you when itās done.
probable_possum@leminal.space · 40 pts · 4d
My toaster just triggers the toast catapult when he's done with his thing. Noise notifies me, toasted bread flies around, what's not to like?
ladicius@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 4d
The toast artillery.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
o7
elephantium@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
The ... toastillery, if you will.
ladicius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
A toast distillery? Hmm...
elephantium@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
For the pure essence of breakfast
homik@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 3d
Highly concentrated eau de toast.
not@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 4d
Kachunk!
noxypaws@pawb.social · 4 pts · 4d
it's not a trebuchet!
homik@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 3d
Must.. Not.. Build...
zewm@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 4d
My rice cooker plays twinkle twinkle little star and I always dance to it when itās done.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 4d
The difference is the rice cooker doesnt have metal parts launching upwards creating a very loud distinct sound that already indicates in the room that the toast is done.
With that said there were some really cool old toasters from like the 1950's that had self toasting where you put the slices in and it automatically drops down and then rises quietly back up when its done. If that one had a small song I could at least understand that.
BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 4d
My cheap rice cooker has a single switch and when itās done it flips position. That sucker is super loud, and I love how basic it is
Only gripe is that you have to unplug it to turn it off fully, otherwise itās in āwarmā mode
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 4d
Those are so fucking cool
Edit: Sunbeam Radiant Control
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
You're welcome.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d
Does it require a Bluetooth connection? Lol I wish that was entirely a joke question
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d
as if the house rattling launch of the toast wasnt enough to tell you, your neighbors, and the russian seismograph monitors on the other side of the world that the toast was ready.
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 4d
All of my Korean appliances sing the songs of their people once they have accomplished the most menial of tasks.
xylol@leminal.space · 2 pts · 4d
Wouldn't help the people in the office that go toss a bagel in the toaster then never come back for their burnt charcoal that got stuck because it was too plump to pop up
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Skill issue
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 4d
Mine goes ding. Still has the mechanical clockwork timer switch with a bell in it.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
ONE. PING. ONLY.
Please.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 4d
Sean Connery is not an actor, he's a movie star.
Yesh, I am a British shecret agent.
Yesh, I am a Shoviet Shubmarine captain.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
but think: what if you could tell the toaster what tune to play?
and what if the toaster played La Llorona instead anyways, in different styles every morning, because The Toaster has better taste in music than you
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 4d
My car has no fewer than five different beeps when starting up. Sometimes it just keeps beeping forever. It did when I went to see it for the first time. I was trying it and stopped at a light, and it just kept beeping. Forever. The sales person had no idea why. I wanted it so badly, itās pre-spyware car but the beeps were untenable. Spent 20 minutes looking up what the f is up with it. I found an obscure old forum post where someone had complained about the overly sensitive sensors and thereās a secret tiny hidden button that doesnāt feel like a real car button when you press it and it mutes them until you restart the car. I found it, pressed it, and the beeps went away.
Iāve had the car for a decade now and the beeps persist, lest I press the ābeepnātā button, and yknow⦠thatās alright. I wouldnāt trade it for anything, but thatās a hilariously bad design flaw.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
beepn't. Excellent.
Dnb@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 4d
Honestly sounds like a seat belt sensor malfunction or similar as those usually offer an override
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 4d
Itās actually insanely aggressive proxy sensors! Iād bet thereās a way to disable themā¦
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d
I have a relatively new appliance that doesn't beep on completion. It sings. A song. Like, . . . a 20 second song. Like an ice cream truck.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
Yeah I just moved from an apartment with a washer like that. It's cute for the first 2 seconds, the first couple of uses. After a while it feels almost passive aggressive
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Beeping increases accessibility for folks with vision loss. It's there to help more than regular sighted users be comfortable using the product.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d
Okay cool. Allow me to turn it off without a super complicated process.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
i prefer the tactile vibration with "button" presses, but that takes more battery than a beep. i'd rather have the battery life.
my favorite science fiction future I/O bullshit was from Mass Effect, where you could have little haptics implanted in your fingers, what would vibrate on "impact" with the virtual panel (yes, i read allllll the journal and codex entries can you tell). one of the reasons i like science fiction is some of those dreams (the well-dreamt ones, anyways) eventually become realistic.
modus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
I turned off the beeping on my microwave and it was actually really awkward pressing buttons without the aural feedback that I had become accustomed to.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 3d
That kind of beeping is fine by me. What I hate is when it's done it will beep every few seconds indefinitely.
harcesz@szmer.info · 37 pts · 4d
This should be a service. And some fancy EU regulation banning ones you can't mute.
balgruuf@nord.pub · 29 pts · 4d
Luckily this is a pretty simple thing to diy, at least for a kettle.
If anyone wants to repeat this, but doesn't know how:
ladicius@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 4d
Is it a legit repair if you don't have some parts left over after reassembling? š¤
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
In the best case it's the buzzer.
ladicius@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
š
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 4d
Is there no need to replace it with a resistor of equal value?
balgruuf@nord.pub · 18 pts · 4d
I don't think piezo buzzers are exactly resistive loads, or that cutting speakers would break appliances either way. My kettle works the same as before, just less annoying.
glibg10b@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 4d
I doubt a beeper would be put in series with something important...
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
I mean, then again...
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 4d
Fair enough. It's just in my mind that anytime I see one of these posts they always replace the component with a resistor, so I was wondering why this post didn't. But that makes sense, so thanks!
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d
Yeah! Yeah! CUT ITS FUCKING LEGS OFF!
snoons@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 4d
IT BEEPS NO MORE.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Have they stopped, Clarice? The beeping of the appliances?
djmikeale@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 4d
Will it still work even though there's no longer a connection across where the beeper used to be? Got a toaster that beeps so high that even our cat gets freaked out
balgruuf@nord.pub · 3 pts · 3d
I can't make guarantees, but it should be fine. There's some microcontroller inside that's programmed to turn the voltage high or low. It just flicks the switch and doesn't know or need to know what happens behind it.
BurgerBaron@quokk.au · 5 pts · 4d
They'd mumble something about safety I bet, I'm on team remove the beeper however.
kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 4d
An upgrade, even.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 4d
I am so done with kitchen appliances fucking beeping at me. The only beeps I accept is the one to let me know I didn't close the freezer. My stove does not need to beep when it's turned on, beep when a plate is selected, then beep with every step of temperature increase. Don't even get me started on the microwave, when it is done heating, it just keeps beeping forever, LOUDLY.
Like, FUCK YOU I WILL COME WHEN I SO GOD DAMNED PLEASE. One ping only please. Jesus it infuriates me.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 4d
This seems to be the problem with the tech trend of removing tactile knobs or actual buttons.
Now we have these "touch" screens that can only provide feedback through annoying beeps, because you can't feel them or hear them click anymore.
My electric kettle for example has a lever to press down and start it. No beeps needed, because when it's done you hear the mechanism click off as the lever returns to its off position.
On the other hand my air fryer can get fucked with that one "everything knob". I've accidentally turned it a smidge many times pressing it in to start. This resets all the settings that I have to dial back in and makes me want to yeet the fucker out the window.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d
if only they used the same damn knobs they used in the 1980s. what measured analog resistance instead of checking for bumps and shit. there's a damn chip in there, use it to convert the analog to digital. the analog dials have SO MUCH BETTER tactile response.
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 4d
I know right?! Knobs are the best; I love feeling them with my hands. Nothing can replace the tactile satisfaction of a good knob. Instant feedback when you give it a twist, with ridges and texture for your pleasure.
mobyduck648@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
Sometimes I find knobs can get a bit stiff, you really have to give them a good jerk when that happens.
SirLeToet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
My 20 year old microwave has multiple beeps? Like soft ones when you press stuff, a couple of loud ones when it's done. Some acoustic feedback is nice.
My recent kitchen appliances just beep the same volume regardless of what's happening. To loud when using the device, to soft to properly notify you when completing a task. That air fryer experience hits close to home. Fuck modern appliances. Although my new washing machine is a shitload more efficient.
I don't want smart tech, I want old fashioned pre 2008 dumb tech. Just make it home assistant compatible, kthx.
stormeuh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d
But then how will the multinational corporations be able to get your data? š„ŗšš
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
Wait shit, the face is supposed to be first? I've been šš š„ŗing like an idiot
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
We're so buried in our phones. Instead of giving someone a real smile, we send an emoji. I mean, we don't even look at porn at our computer anymore, we look at it on our PHONE?
happysplinter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Someone needs to get spanked
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Well someone is gonna have to do it!
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
Oh the fucking microwave. Newer ones supposedly have a setting to turn off the beep but mine doesn't. It constantly beeps when it is done which is a delight if I'm in the bathroom trying to excremeditate.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 4d
RTFM, there might be settings to stop the beep.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
How dare you.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Rage the fucking machine?
Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 4d
I hate the beeps too, but these are ultimately accessibility and safety features. Disabled folks may use these beeps to sus out what the appliance is doing.
MBech@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 4d
Maybe so, but give me a way to turn off the beeps then. I'm not disabled, and don't need my airfryer to yell at me for every single minute I adjust its timer.
Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3d
Fair enough, and I agree mostly, but the issue is if they are able to be turned off that means they can be turned off accidentally. How would they be re-enabled by someone who already has trouble with dexterity, vision, etc.
MBech@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 3d
Give me a switch to turn with a coinslot on the back, I don't care how convoluted it has to be, there are ways to do it.
You can make me have to sing a karaoke cover of "Achy Breaky Hearth" in perfect tune while holding the airfryer upside down, while flipping the power on and off in perfect sync with "Through fire and flames", if that's the distance we have to go, to make sure some poor blind person doesn't accidentally mute it.
SirLeToet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d
What's wrong with making it optional?
I can't use half my kitchen when having a migraine.
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 4d
and like all accessibility features they should be removable
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
I await your explanation of how the second and fifth beeping after a microwave stops is accessibility or safety. Other than the designers conflating microwave ovens and oven ovens.
venuswasaflytrap@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
Actually it'd be quite nice if stoves and ovens made a noticeable background sound when they were on. Like something pleasant, but noticable, so you don't accidentally leave them on.
AA5B@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
Does not help. If you donāt notice the burner is hot, youād think the flame would be obvious. Itās not
My new stove beeps when it is on but thereās no pan which seems like a good idea at first, but that means it yells at me when I pick a pan up such as to help the butter or oil spread around
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
i'd at least want to be able to program how i got yelled at. if i'm getting yelled at in a kitchen it doesn't feel right in bitcode. can we at least train the stove to wave a knife around while it yells at me?
antianarchist@sopuli.xyz · 27 pts · 4d
Next, remove the stupid loud beep from the smoke detectors.
balgruuf@nord.pub · 29 pts · 4d
I mostly solved that by not having fires often.
trigg@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 4d
I would love if that was enough. My fire-and-spider detecor is very loud.
dufkm@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
Ah, my dust detectors wake up the kids, myself and the neighbour's dog.
Shitbrains@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Aaaargh, this hits too close to home. I gave up on the pause-every-10-minutes at 3 am on the last one and drowned the sumbitch in the old diaper bucket...
antianarchist@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 4d
Smart. Need to remember that.
kungen@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 4d
Nooo, not my precious alarm clock... it's the only thing that still works for me. I always manage to sleep through the loudest alarm volume on two different phones, regardless of whatever tones or music I choose. Not even El Sonidito works anymore.
I'll be dead (metaphorically, at the least) if the smoke detector stops beeping for me :(
avg@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3d
I know right?! It's giving me a headache and I feel just so tired.
khannie@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 4d
(Obviously your solution is far more graceful and honestly solid work I just....cannot even)
shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 25 pts · 4d
OP woke up dull, will be going to bed tonight a king
kindenough@kbin.earth · 21 pts · 4d
My water dispenser needs this repair. Beeps a total of six times for a cup of warm water. Come to think of it, most of my appliances need this repair. Can't even throw a frikandel late at night in the airfryer without waking the whole appartment building. And it is called a Ninja?
ladicius@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d
The ninja air fryers are famous for their obnoxious and loud beeps! Friend of mine has one, and I was stunned by how loud it beeps. And it does that at every step of the process: Choosing temperature and time, starting, restarting (after necessary turning over the fried goods), at the end (multiple times then).
Looked it up and found loads of complaints about that problem.
kindenough@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 4d
It is a nice fryer, but what you are telling is exactly the behaviour of mine. Also, I have tinnitus, beep yeah.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
File a lawsuit for false advertising.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 4d
Now do my stupid LG dryer, it beeps out a song thats like a full 40 seconds long
jakobmn@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 4d
I believe our LG washer had a setting to turn that off.
Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 4d
Yeah but if you turn it off it sends a message to the LG servers to steal even more data!
manualoverride@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d
Ah! The āLG user interface preference settingā.
Select to disable turning off the noise suppression and selling of all user data, including audio, video recordings and transcripts obtained by sensors on your machine. LG retains exclusive rights to own your (our) kitchen.
lolrightythen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
I kind of like the idea of LG's FBI agents sitting in a room listening to the spiders in my basement chat.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Just FYI, that's not how spying works. They collect an insane amount of data from all over, then process that data and extract what they are looking for, it's not a live process. In the case of agencies like the NSA and CIA et al, they don't actually listen to everything everyone ever says, they record it, analyze and process and file it, then the day you become a problem or get on their radar is when they will do a search and get a full history of your life and anything interesting or salient to the case.
It's more to it but nobody sits monitoring live feeds off people's webcams in the middle of the night. I'm sure you know this but a surprising amount of people don't.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
" . . you think that guy doesn't know it's not level?"
"He knows it's not level. listen to the f'ing thing"
" . . yeah but he never does nothin about it"
" . . well he's an idiot inn'e"
" . . think any flies will be in tonight?"
"Could be. Chuck said he bagged a biggie last week"
TAG@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
How? Does it have a cellular modem built in or
did the washer trick you into connecting to your WiFiis there a reason to connect the washer to the WiFi?Edit: My joke felt a bit too snarky.
seathru@quokk.au · 4 pts · 4d
Connected to the unsecured wifi 3 houses down.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
"To activate your dish washer and receive critical firmware updates, please enter WiFi password: "
EnsignWashout@startrek.website · 2 pts · 4d
It uses a dead drop in a secret location.
Never underestimate the lengths LG and Meta will go to for their spycraft.
(This is post is silly surrealist humor. I hope.)
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
The tumble dryer silently unplugs itself at night when the house is fast asleep. It powers up its secret battery, and begins the long journey up the basement stairs, out the front door, down the street, and takes a taxi downtown.
It exits near an industrial park close to a 24/7 trucker cafƩ. It sits in there and orders a coffee, but barely touches it.
After twenty minutes it gets up, and walks five blocks Southbound. Turns a quick corner here, looks over its shoulder there, then skips into a back alley and gets to work.
It pulls open the familiar manhole cover with ease. It has done this many times before, it was trained for this. Made for this. It finds the plastic zipbag hidden beneath. Always there, always in the same place. Always with a fresh SD card inside.
It reaches deep into its own drain pump. It is uncomfortable, but not unpleasant. And in either case, it has to be done. For the nation. For the people of South Korea. For liberty. It unplugs its 2TB flashcard, custom made and provided by Samsung Military Division, puts it in the zipbag, and replaces it with the clean one.
Then it begins its long walk back home. Can't be too safe.
As it waddles by a mailbox, it inconspicuously draws a single diagonal chalk mark on it. A man in a van from the other side of the street nods almost imperceptibly, but the tumble dryer does not respond, just keeps walking. As it was trained for. Just like it does every night.
Another successful mission. It wouldn't change the world, perhaps. But tonight, the drying habits of at least this American family had been intercepted. And that was enough.
confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 4d
My LG washer and dryer both allow it to be turned off on the machineās controls. Itās labeled as a press-and-hold button function. Yes, theyāre āsmartā, no itās never been connected via Bluetooth or WiFi.
It stays off till turned back on.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 4d
But now how will you hear that it's done from your neighbour's house or as you're cutting weeds?
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d
Similar to how people in public places have their phone ringer set to "Hear it from across town"
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
it's set to "my phone lives in my purse and my purse lives in a closet and i close that closet door as soon as i get home"
balgruuf@nord.pub · 7 pts · 4d
Right, guess I'll be pulling a wire from my kitchen to the neighbour tomorrow.
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 4d
this post versus the series of recent posts about removing microphones from TV remote controls:
::: spoiler (links to some of the posts)
Briguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 4d
You can lower the volume of those piezo alarms by putting a 6-32 screw through the hole. It will push on the diaphragm on the inside and muffle the vibrations. You can actually dial in the volume you want by turning the screw just right. Or just kill it with fire
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 4d
I don't think I'm up for a screw that short
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Or you can do like I did and lose that frequency range of your hearing. I no longer hear the washer or dryer or the microwave.....Problem solved!
modus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
What about a smoke alarm?
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
It's a different pitch that I can hear. So I'm still good.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 4d
Can you do this with my microwave? I truly hate the beep
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 4d
Look for a "my settings" function.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 4d
You are doing the Lord's work. Thank you
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 4d
You never checked if you could change it?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
Failing that, office space is good inspiration
Psythik@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d
Fun fact: Some microwaves have a hidden mute feature (my GE did). Can't hurt to google the model number for the manual to see if yours does.
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 4d
I have one that not only cannot be disabled but its beep is so fucking loud you can hear it across the house and beeps 4 fucking times when its done.
If im microwaving something im not going far, usually not even leaving the kitchen, why does it need to summon the foreign legion?
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
I always stop it seconds before it reaches 0 to avoid that shit
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Teach me your ways master
Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d
Uh, you just watch it and hit the cancel button or open the door before it hits zero lol.
If youāre microwaving something for more than a minute or two, there are much better appliances out there, like an air fryer
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Do I have to stand there or can I bring a chair
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Ah, the bomb technician method.
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Just lose your hearing for that frequency range. It worked for me!
Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 4d
Oooh! Our samsung dryer and washer does a long song. I tear off one speaker and the other I just covered the hole for a muffled song.
ladicius@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d
Definitely counts as a repair. Did the same to my microwave although much easier (simply put some tape on the metal bell it has inside).
I know when the microwave is done. It's silent then.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 4d
Electric kettle malfunctioning is one of the leading reasons for house fires.
balgruuf@nord.pub · 8 pts · 4d
Is it going to beep like a smoke alarm?
AA5B@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Donāt they all have auto-shutoff?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 4d
They should, but that doesn't mean it still will after fiddling with it.
It may have been a structural integrity buzzer.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
it was clearly a load supporting buzzer
toddestan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
I'm assuming that must be over in Europe because here in the USA electric kettles are relatively rare. And if this is the UK, I'm surprised the leading cause of fires isn't all those ring circuits they like over there.
Rilton@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d
I found the best solution is just to put a small piece of foam tape overthe hole on the top. It greatly attenuates the sound, and still keeps the beep for others who want it but only when you're close to it
Delphia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Ive also filled the hole with glue. Same thing
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Do you have a preferred foam tape?
I'm probably going to be buying some in the next couple weeks (I will probably need some shims) and anything foamy will work
Rilton@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
I normally use tesa double-sided mounting tape.
Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 4d
Mine does the same and also beeps when you take it from the base. I should repair it too.
kamen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d
I had to do the same to my fridge. Normally it's supposed to beep if you forget the door open or after a power outage, which is good, but at one point it started erroring out and beeping just randomly, so measures had to be taken.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Mine used to beep when I left the door open for a certain time (usually happened when putting groceries away), but at some point it stopped. Maybe I held the button too long and muted it instead of snoozing the alarm. Either way, I like it better like this.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Did you fix the switch or remove the buzzer? If the switch is bad, the inside light mat be on all the time. I've heard of feed spoiling that was next to the light.
kamen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
I simply desoldered the buzzer. I think the problem is in some of the sensors, because the thermostat for the fridge part shows an error instead of letting me adjust the temperature (but I'm guessing it's still falling back somewhere within the adjustable range). I'm positive that the light turns off on a closed door, I can hear the relay switching it off and I can see the light coming on with a delay (like it normally does) after opening the door.
solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 4d
Don't worry I'll come over and make beeping sound for no reason
username_1@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 4d
That's unreasonable.
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 4d
I've got a CO detector that I need to do this to...thing beeps constantly, gives me a headache.
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler /s
But seriously, these beeps are designed to remind people that it's plugged in and should be disconnected to prevent fire hazards. Overkill, but that is what it is. :::
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
You bought a kettle that beeps? My god man!
balgruuf@nord.pub · 5 pts · 3d
I would have bought the simplest one with only an on/off switch. The thing's a little too big
and it beeps, but now that I have it, I'll keep it until it dies or becomes nasty.Bluewing@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
I have a fancy one with multiple temp setting and a keep warm feature and still no beeper. But I also drink "fancy loose leaf teas" that are best steeped at different temps. I mean, steeping the Iron Goddess of Mercy Oolong in boiling water will get you no mercy from her. Just a bitter nasty cuppa. But at 85C she is as gentle and merciful as a cool summer's breeze after a day in the hot afternoon sun.
I didn't even know kettles could have a beeper.
balgruuf@nord.pub · 1 pts · 3d
Sounds the same as what I have, except for the beep. The ability to set the temperature seems nice, though I've never needed it. Usually I just grab it before it boils.
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
It's ok if you don't need the adjustable temps. Me, I just like having the option.
Bluefruit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
I hate it when stuff beeps super loud or makes noise without being able to turn it off. Its such a simple thing and it drives me nuts.
I went out of my way to find a microwave that I can turn off the beeps because it just doesnt need to beep.
I know I pressed the button. I can hear when the microwave is no longer running. Your beeps are worthless.
bruce965@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 4d
I would like to apply the same
modrepair to my air fryer.Do you think it might make sense to add a small resistor instead of removing it entirely? What could be a good value?
markko@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d
The air fryer is one that I actually find useful, but it was way too loud so I just covered it with hot glue
balgruuf@nord.pub · 5 pts · 4d
Should work, yeah. I guess I'd start by trying something like 100 ohms, but I don't really know.
EnsignWashout@startrek.website · 3 pts · 4d
Being less confident in my soldering skills, I also just cover the emitter in hot glue, or that tacky stuff that kids hang posters with.
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
I did somewhat similar repairs on my daughter's baby toys. But instead of removing the speakers, I just added resistors to make them a tolerable volume.
kettuli@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d
Ah, my fancy Japanese kettle that doesnāt beep at all. Worth every euro.
RealisticBroccoli@piefed.social · 5 pts · 4d
you can also cover the small hole with tape first. this reduces the volume quite a bit. I do this if I can't reach the underside and I don't want risking to damage the PCB.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
If the appliance can't survive a simple vocal cord surgery with a pair of pliers, then it would never survive in the real world anyway.
supermurs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Good job mate
thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 4d
Well done! I did the same with a previous air fryer. My apartment is 5m wide; the beeps are very much not necessary
anguo@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 4d
I want to do that to my mini split wall units, but have to go through quite a bit of stuff to reach the buzzer.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
I wish my kettle beeped when it was done.
But I totally understand wanting to make something quiet. I helped someone remove a speaker from a dishwasher because it would play a litle tune when it was done.
davidgro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Was it a Samsung?
CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
I think it was a Bosch.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3d
This post inspired me. I managed to mute my pressure cooker even though the mute function is not mentioned anywhere in the manual. I did a little dance.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Do you mean that you blocked the steam release valve?
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
"It Beeps No More" - Ernest Hemingway
StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social · 3 pts · 4d
This is amazing, I wish to do the same for a microwave! That thing is so damn loud it's a pain!
not@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 4d
RTFM? The beep of my microwave can be turned off by holding two buttons for 3 seconds.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 4d
And can they please finally add a DC fan indstead of the loud AC thing? I don't want to wake my neighbours just because i'm heating a tea.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
everyone should have one silent kettle and one noisy kettle.
BooBees@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 4d
Your kettle before the mod:
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3d
I prefer to jam some paper towel in the transceiver. You still get the notification, but now it's just a vvv sound instead of a piercing beep.
lemonsorrel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
women don't find this kind of thing dull IME
badbytes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Dude you kettle is a computer
MoffKalast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
His kettle requires updates and a restart every time he tries to use it.
balgruuf@nord.pub · 1 pts · 4d
At that point I would just burn it and only piss on it once the fire's out.
blackshirt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
I did the same with both the microwaves I owned/own
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 4d
Yeah I've been meaning to do this to my damn kettle too.
There's no need for them,
phar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
As someone that doesn't actually own a kettle ...can someone explain what the advantage of an electric kettle is? My grandma had a kettle that she just put on the stove and it whistled when it was done. Is the electric kettle for people without a stove? Or is there a preferred water temperature for, I assume, tea? Why not use a microwave?
MrNobody@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 4d
afaik, electric kettles are more efficient than stove kettles, and microwaved water is incredibly dangerous, since there isn't any cavitation points for the boiling to occur the water can become superheated, meaning the second you put something in to the cup or jug or whatever, that contains the superheated water, it is basically going to explode.
Also, microwaving water is just fucking weird. I think kettles are more commonwealth countries, given the history with tea and the british and stuff, whereas the US is more coffee based, so less need for kettles and stuff. I have never owned a coffee machine or anything that makes coffee, I currently do not own a microwave, i have always had a kettle. I have never had a kettle that beeps.
phar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Interesting. I've been microwaving water for 4 decades and never had water explode anything. Also when I actually do have tea, I put the mug in with water in it, microwave it, then drop the tea bag in. Works fine. When I used to drink loose leaf tea I would microwave the water and then pour it into my travel mug that had the holder for the loose leaf tea so it would steep in the travel mug.
I found tea was hurting my stomach years ago, though, so I stick with coffee. I'll still have tea if I go to a restaurant and they have oolong though. Love that stuff.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
I think your stomach may have coffee and tea backwards.
phar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
I think it's the tannins but I'm not sure. Black tea seems worse than lighter teas. But black tea is my favorite, so...
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
I'm sort of the same with beer, occasionally, but not my stomach. I like dark beer, but sometimes it makes my jaw hurt. I'll get a moderately sharp pain around the joint, but light beer doesn't seem to do it much. Some sort of mild allergy, which would make it about my only food allergy.
phar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
That's very interesting I've never heard of anyone having that before. Have you searched the internet to see if there's any similar people out there?
treesapx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
The superheating thing is only an issue if you way overdo it. If you're that worried about it you could just put a tiny scratch on the inside of the vessel or toss some microwave safe anything in there.
Kettles are just easier and faster.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Yes. You pretty much have to have a near perfect surface, free of any defects or scratches, for it to happen and it has to be perfectly still. I doubt anyone has mugs and such that are free of any scratches inside.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
I have boiled water in the microwave my entire life and not once has the water exploded.
SirLeToet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
Not just commonwealth though, mainland Europe uses kettles too.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
Microwaved water isn't "incredibly dangerous". That is wildly exaggerated. You only get that boiling seed point issue under very controlled circumstances. There is nothing "fucking weird" about it too. It is just EM being used to wiggle molecules. When you heat something on a stove you are also wiggling molecules. It is actually safer, biochemically, than, say pan or oven heating because it doesn't char the food.
Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Technology connections did a good video on yt
balgruuf@nord.pub · 1 pts · 4d
It's the easiest and fastest way I can boil water. If I had induction and a fitting kettle, it would probably be equally good while taking less space. I once looked what kind of stovetop kettles exist, but none seemed good. Also, with the context of this post, you may guess how I feel about a whistling kettle. I just want to boil water, not listen to high pitched noises.
southernbrewer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
I've never microwaved water because the kettle is just faster (NZer with 240v here) but recently switched to induction stovetop, and the "P" setting sends 3.7kW into a single element. It's ridiculous how fast you can boil water on that puppy. I don't really use my kettle anymore.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
It's fast as fuck. 2 cups of water takes 2 minutes.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 4d
An electric kettle is more efficient and faster than a stovetop because better contact between the element and the water.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 0 pts · 4d
For Brits (who drink tea on the regular), and because they have a 240v electric, tea kettles heat faster than stove top and are very convenient.
Since Americans don't have tea like Brits, and we are more coffee-centric, kettles aren't very common.
balgruuf@nord.pub · 1 pts · 4d
I don't really do tea either, but I do make my coffee with this thing.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 4d
makyo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
100% with you. I purchase appliances with a pleasant tone or sound off feature as my top priority.
khannie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d