Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.
I know you're not the owner and so it isn't your job to house-train the dog, but personally I would have asked if it was okay if I trained it for them. I like dogs and working with animals, so personally I'd be more than happy to do it for free so long as they A) aren't demanding I teach the dog tricks (only basic house-training), and B) they follow any instructions I give them.
Oh I tried, but he undermined everything I worked on. I went home to work every weekend so she'd pee on the carpet and he'd just leave it until I got back, so the idea that peeing in the apartment was bad never really stuck. He let her chew a red marker all over the floor, too, and when I walked in to see her doing it and him in the couch ignoring her, he sat up and was like, "oh, uh, bad dog!" It was impossible.
Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'
Haha I searched this up, general consensus seems to be if you sip it from a spoon you're eating it, if you do it straight from the bowl you're drinking it. I guess it's the same for milk?
Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"
When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.
214 Comments
over_clox@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 2y
Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
I think we're supposed to name you now?
No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y
I suggest "Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater"
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 62 pts · 2y
Cum.
I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.
KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space · 43 pts · 2y
Thank you for your snackrifice.
Speculater@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
This ruins the edge.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 14 pts · 2y
All goon things must come to an end. 😌
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
You had to?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 18 pts · 2y
What was I supposed to do? Lie? I am a good boy, sir. 😤
dumbass@leminal.space · 5 pts · 2y
I respect your commitment to telling the truth!
robocall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Did you aim it towards your face?
hidden_splendor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Cum, Come!
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 27 pts · 2y
Taquito
Fits pretty well if you ask me...
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Cheese Stick ain't a terrible name tho
doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 2y
Ibuprofen
owatnext@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Wood glue.
Hule@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
As long as it's non-toxic.
owatnext@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Mmm. Tacky. Now with a new non-toxic formula.
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
Wood-fired pizza ?
owatnext@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
All I do is crunch numbers and eat wood glue. No pizza.
HFMo@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
Puppy
meep_launcher@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Hush Puppy.
That's not what you ate, that's what you said when you ate it.
Pinklink@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
My left leg.
(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Shuffle one letter over to dessert island and you'll be good for a bit.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I don't know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We'll send a team out in a month.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 2y
Richard!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 7 pts · 2y
please be referring to dick
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Totino's Pizza Rolls
baggins@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹
FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Puppy 🗿
ted@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Banh mi
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Fuck I want a banh mi
Vytle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Cock
Marzanna@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y
Kefir
Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
How THICC
simplejack@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Ass
Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
Brownie
WereCat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Pancake
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
Same! Fits him like a glove too.
Alatarius@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 2y
Sushi. Almost seems kind of fitting.
chtk@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 2y
Tripple Choco Cookie.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Croquette and I think it's a great name
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It was back last August, so... does Ensure count?
Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Somehow I have a Mitchell and Webb sketch ringing in my head, but I'm not quite sure which.
....
I think it might be the giant death laser.
key@lemmy.keychat.org · 5 pts · 2y
Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
Toast
hOrni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Richard.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Bosco stick, I guess "Bosco" isn't a bad name for a pup.
robocall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Potato!
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y
Pot roast, think it fits pretty well
Pothetato@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Knuckle sandwich 😞
Sorgan71@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
A black man's ass
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Phò Gâu
Razzazzika@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Actually, Alfredo is an amazing name for that little goi
hudson@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
C A K E
Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue
frickineh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.
MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y
I know you're not the owner and so it isn't your job to house-train the dog, but personally I would have asked if it was okay if I trained it for them. I like dogs and working with animals, so personally I'd be more than happy to do it for free so long as they A) aren't demanding I teach the dog tricks (only basic house-training), and B) they follow any instructions I give them.
frickineh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Oh I tried, but he undermined everything I worked on. I went home to work every weekend so she'd pee on the carpet and he'd just leave it until I got back, so the idea that peeing in the apartment was bad never really stuck. He let her chew a red marker all over the floor, too, and when I walked in to see her doing it and him in the couch ignoring her, he sat up and was like, "oh, uh, bad dog!" It was impossible.
MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y
Damn, that sucks.
lobut@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
Carbonara
christov@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Katsu
Happy with that!
ThelittleDoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Taco 🌮
Donkter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Cimmanim Roll!
aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Sprout
OldGrayDog@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y
Waffles!
SirBucksworth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
My girlfriends ass?
Snailpope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar
Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
Chicken caesar wrap
MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y
Chips and queso
copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Killing_Spark@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Chickpea <3
Vytle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Do yk the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face
twotonebax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Hotdog
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
soy milk
(kinda fitting actually)
Dave@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 2y
Do you eat milk? Or just drink it?
rmuk@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
What about soup?
Dave@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 2y
Haha I searched this up, general consensus seems to be if you sip it from a spoon you're eating it, if you do it straight from the bowl you're drinking it. I guess it's the same for milk?
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
I interpreted the to eat in this post rather broadly as to consume.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Cake
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ramen
whyalone@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Emmi Energy Milk High Protein Double Zero Ananas-Kokos
Nomad@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2y
Tomato
Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 2y
Leftovers
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Enchilada.
Perfect.
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
My little sweet gummy bear
redxef@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Maki
Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Rex. That's a coincidence, that was my neighbour's dog's name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too
IkarusHagen2@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Ice cream with big juicy balls
pjwestin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Cacio E Pepe
MrBusiness@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
Fist full of granola
Or Fist for short
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"
When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.
Nualkris@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Hello Fruit Snack!
Frozzie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Schoggigipfeli
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Popcorn
Linnce@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Soy milk
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
hi fellow soy milk enjoyer. I named this puppy soy milk too
108@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
JoShmoe@ani.social · 3 pts · 2y
I had to scroll pass eighty people claiming they ate ass before I saw this. Yeah I ate ass then hopped on lemmy, yup.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
And the joke is already made in the title, so either they don't read them or they thought it was so funny they had to repeat it.
EllyEinhorn@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
Radish
pipows@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y
Bread
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Gai Satay
NGC2346@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
blueberry protein milkshake
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Udon
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Chip
Not bad actually
Rekonok@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Almonds
He can go with Almond
sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Waffle
bluemellophone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Tums
capital@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Potato
MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza
tpyoman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Wendy's
squid_slime@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Pizza
KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 2y
Ida
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Awe... little Burrito. So cute.
valek879@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Strawberry
Or alternatively: Breakfast.
SuperIce@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Ginger chew
CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y
Pulled chicken with BBQ sauce
sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
sirratcha pizza
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
Quesadilla!
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 2 pts · 2y
Popcorn!
turbowafflz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Honestly kiwi is a pretty good name for a dog
RBWells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Hi, Chip!
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Corpse doesn't roll off the tongue well, though
Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
Rice
w_l_l_w@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Jammy dodger
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
Cake
Spider89@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Salami
ikidd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Chicken tits
rmuk@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
David Firth, is that you?
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 2 pts · 2y
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TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Africana
nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Banana
DampCanary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
ox heart
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler tomato :::
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
Meatloaf.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
BORGER!
krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Dog
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Goose
nosey33@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Fried shrimp! I think it fits him :)
Kaiyoto@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Sammich
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Street taco
Lime66@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Sweet cinnamon popcorn
frcl@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
Jack Fruitburger
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
Tikka (Masala).
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
You must be very bendy.
Moose@moose.best · 2 pts · 2y
Muffin :3
LostWon@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Egg Salad Tortilla Chip
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Spinach salad
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y
Bean salad what
Magnetron@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
Fish soup
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Mini cake
RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
RinseDrizzle@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
Hog Frites
Twas at a brewery eating some bomb pork fries. Could dig it.
Liz@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
Peanut butter! (✿ ♡‿♡)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Worms
rmuk@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
FFS, someone always had to bring up politics.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Those are snakes, not worms. It says so on the container! Reading closer, it's also in German. Why didn't they call them Zwillingsschlangen?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Because then it would be zu lang
shneancy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Egg :)
Skkorm@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Meatball 😁
Baroness_Buttslut@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Ritaline
DerpyPlayz18@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Wafer
Draegur@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Potato ball
Either that or empanada, since i'm still in the process of eating the potato ball.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Blueberry Muffin
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Scrambled Eggs and Toast
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Powder
aww that's a cute name for the kyoot little pup
razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Meatloaf
Sierk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Wokkel
Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Turkish delight!
Tini@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Mango
TopCoffee@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
Derby Pie isn’t the worst name ever. “Here little Derby! Who’s a good wittle Derby Pie? ”
morhp@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y
Berry Danish
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Grape
FelixMortane@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Sausage
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yummmms
jimp@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Heck sausage
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
Honey Nut Flake
Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Custard
cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 2y
Trail Mix
GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Smarties :3 tbh not a bad name for such a cutie 🥰
NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Cheerios
rjthyen@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Dog? It's an okay name I guess
greedytacothief@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Fig newton, but separately fig or newton would be even better names
VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
Mushroom Soup
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Oooooo, I just ate a Kind bar.
halfeatenpotato@lonestarlemmy.mooo.com · 1 pts · 2y
Panino
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Donut
Not bad.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Raspberry Chocolate chip ice cream?
Or chicken fingers.
GGNZ@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 2y
Mashed Potato
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Boba
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
Cute little lahmajo
Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Rumination
nutt_goblin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Torta
Honestly it would be kinda cute, if not for the slang meaning...
chrisbit@leminal.space · 1 pts · 2y
Moussaka
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Tofu
FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Golden cup (goudkuipje in Dutch)
HessiaNerd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Falafel
SAF77@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Cheese Noodles.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Richard 😏
lath@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Peaches
littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 2y
Beans
Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Potato
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Sandwich
Manzas@lemdro.id · 1 pts · 2y
Eggs with spilled tea (Spilled egg)
samus12345@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Pretzel
erie09@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Pik-nik
rektdeckard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Mexican Bowl
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com · 1 pts · 2y
Pastry
737@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Xanis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Corndog 😎
R3tl3f@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
Honeybread
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
Apple
doublenut@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Burnt Cookie
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 2y
Sushi
MilitantVegan@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Brownie
Shadowedcross@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Muffin.