You are the badass hero. You are about to detonate a bomb that will kill you, destroy the enemy and save humanity. What is your last badass quote?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

"What does THIS button do?"

Bomb voyage.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!

It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

"As a language model, I'm unable to produce a badass quote."

LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!

Whistle "Pop Goes The Weasel".

I’ve hidden a treasure somewhere on this planet.

Big Bada Boom

I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT!

"OOOH! What does this button dooo!?"

If I have a companion, they are obligated to shout "DEEDEE, NOOOOO!"

My name isn't Deedee, but those who get it will get it.

If that isn't acceptable, then watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, pick a random quote that you feel is appropriate, and just go with it!

Otherwise, "OXFORD COMMAS FOR LIFE!"

Don’t close my tabs, they’re all important

"When you see the devil, tell him who sent ya."

"Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever done, and I'm not gonna get to see it."

alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage... "To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!"

Bake 'em away toys.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

Don’t touch my stuff when I’m gone. It’s booby-trapped!

"Pull my finger."

Fuck. Now I will never know how that book ends

There shall be light.

Oh crap, I should've thought of a cool quote before pressing the but

Somebody set up us the bomb!

There's no way I'd waste that moment on something serious.

"Skibidi", which would be funny because I'm not that young.

With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.

BONZAI!

Would work best if we're in an aircraft and there's a tiny plant nearby, though.

I'm off to... Bombay!

*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*

"Pizza's done"

It isn't like the enemy is going to be alive to ponder whatever I say and whoever recounts the tale will make up something more memorable anyway.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!

Be sure to drink your ovaltine

This will really hurt tommorrow, I guess.

Something to do with precious bodily fluids

Death is light as a feather

Duty heavy as a mountain

"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"

Sir, permission to leave the station.

Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we fucking go... RAWR!!

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, 'n’ make me yours and don't forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy! Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh) I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please) 'Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don’t see it comin')

I did a quick search and was shocked to find zero hits to

"Superman".

Whoops, had the timer upside down.

"And when I get to Heaven,
To St Peter I will tell;
Quarter pounder cheese and a big mac please,
And a side of fries as well."

“Shit, did I leave the stove on?”

Looking at the enemy: Tell me if you heard this one. What did the Homo Sapiens say to the alien? Detonates the bomb

Here we go! ( Mario voice)

"Pull my finger, Bitch. I dare you."

Today me. Tomorrow you.

Nobody wins a war...

Make THIS great, asshole!

Click, click <>

Okay I love you bye bye

Pasta la vista, baby.

"Let's see if this time it fails, unlike the other times"

Fuck you Donald

I'll show you true human nature.

Nothing. Just walk away slowly. Doi.

There's so many good stories where some brave hero has to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see the ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.

Ain’t that a bitch?

Do you have clean underwear on, punk? Your momma warned you about today.

(I'm not very good at this)

Nothing personnel, kid.

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaughhh

Antiquing

chicken jockey!! (kaboom)

Shadatay!

I don't have to pay rent in two days.

You always were an asshole Gormon.

Bombs away!

Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell.

And that’s the end of my show! Donk.

My main goal is to blow up.

I don't do this to save them, I do this to release you from your wretched vows and commit your memory to the eternal flames. may we both burn brightly in hell.

in a less serious tone

Hey, Listen!

"This is just a movie"

It would be feeble but something like "It's time to fix this mistakes!".

Delete my browsing history!

"Essayons"

Is it the green wire or the red wire? Oopsie!

I know what you're thinking. Did he 'splode six bombs or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Tsar Bomba AN602, the most powerful bomb in the world, and would blow your nuts clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for muscle wasting diseases. But this, this'll definitely kill you.

Revenge is a dish best served cold and I'm coming for you like a bowl of gazpacho soup!

I’m your huckleberry pie.

"What time is love?"

Post my browser history.

Uhm,, oh .

Who farted?

farts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7P9KWYIxxE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXzyPnXYhi4

my name is jeff

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

"Crack an egg on it...caw-caw!"

"Uughh"

"I leave all my stuff to... uhh..." 💣💥

"Hope they made a backup"

Somebody probably deserves this

"lets get this bread"

im the first letter of the alphabet now!

"Don't forget to tip your landlor-"

"Enoch built this, and Enoch will destroy it."

Here comes the boom!

Let me sit on this and watch what happens when it hatches

Boom goes the Dynamite!

"Seriously, who farted?"

Zeeky Boogy Doog!

I don't want to go.

Hold my beer...

… and that’s all she wrote.

Bite me!