Avocado

I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

It's vintage, thank you

They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

Ancient?!?!

We’re trying to promote hygiene here

It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

Don't trust her.

Only one way to know the truth.

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I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

Your the expert, tell us.

I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

Goes great on your faceadilla.

I think you should consult a dermatologist.

Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

I hate you, take my up vote.

You are an asset to the team. Welcome.

The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

this but in reverse

Why do you want to unsee it, don't you like avocados?

Some sort of eye surgery

So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

Few, I don't like avocados and was worried

So avocado doesn't taste like clean dingaling?

Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I'm insecure in my sexuality.

Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

Clean penises or avocado?

Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms

Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

How can you know for sure though?

What does?

Mazel tov!