Such a dreamy guy

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214 Comments

phaedrus@piefed.world · 142 pts · 205d (3 replies)

I, too, am in love with a man named Jew Mexico

Let's just say... he always takes a right at Albuquerque

hopesdead@startrek.website · 9 pts · 205d

🤣

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Albacorque

phaedrus@piefed.world · 4 pts · 205d

Abba's car keys?

elvith@feddit.org · 140 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Jizzizzippi?

Siethron@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 205d (1 reply)

And Jizzouri

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before i recognize Jizzourah

halvar@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 205d

havent heard of that pornstar yet

mech@feddit.org · 107 pts · 205d (2 replies)

His name is Jaden.
Jaden-Württemberg.

KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 205d

Jett hier.

antonymous_bosch69@feddit.org · 1 pts · 205d
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snooggums@piefed.world · 101 pts · 205d

Jew Hampshire?

Jevada?

Jhode Island?

Jaine? Shit, I think it is Jaine.

pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 87 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Johio?

Technus@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 205d (2 replies)

Joshington?

Jhleswig-Holstein?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 205d

up ewig unjedeelt

a_person@piefed.social · 1 pts · 203d

Jistrict of Jolumbia?

unmagical@lemmy.ml · 76 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jeorgia on my mind.

AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 205d

That feels like cheating.

Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jizconsin

KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 205d

And we have a winner

justdaveisfine@piefed.social · 68 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Joklahoma?

runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 205d (2 replies)

Joklahoma was the name of my musical comedy improv group in college.

AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Plot twist, group was from Kansas.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 205d

Jansas

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 65 pts · 205d (2 replies)

Jexas is a damn fine dude.

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Oh dude I'm dumb as fuck. I thought it meant, "a state" and I was like, "... Jastate?"

mmcintyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 205d

Smarter than me, I missed the "a", just saw state and I'm all like.. Jate?

Sumocat@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 205d
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 53 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jissouri

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 205d

more like jizzouri amirite

Mrkawfee@feddit.uk · 48 pts · 204d (5 replies)

Jew York?

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 204d (1 reply)

Banned from community

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 204d

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 204d (1 reply)

him and Jew Jersey are the cutest couple

Deadful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d

Jew Mexico, on the other hand, hasn't really been feeling the love lately. 😢

swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 204d

Jutah

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jutah

sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 205d

Get me TWO!

gex@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 205d (2 replies)

Joe Regon

_g_be@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d (1 reply)

Does he have a podcost?

Bubs12@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 204d

Yes, but it’s not very good

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 205d

Jermany?

EvilBit@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 205d (1 reply)

For some reason I’m tickled by Jarkansas.

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 205d

I giggled at Johio

Superspacemunky@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 204d

Has no one heard of the Hero of Canton?!

The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor? Who stood up to the man and gave him what for? Our love for him ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social · 34 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jennsylvania

Now that I think about it, that is a pretty neat name.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d

Jenn's Woods

dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 205d (5 replies)

What kind of state? A state of being? A state of matter? Is it Jolid?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 205d

Jose-jeinstein jondensate

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 205d

Jaseous

M137@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 204d

Only below its freezing temperature, otherwise it's a Jas.

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 204d

Juice

CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 204d

it's Jrock Jhard

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 30 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jouth Jakota

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 204d

Jorth Dakota will always be bae

Pat@feddit.nu · 29 pts · 205d

Johntana?

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 29 pts · 205d

Jelaware

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 205d (8 replies)

Jassachusetts?

Jonnecticut?

Jinnesota?

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 205d (7 replies)

joklahoma

jirginia

jarizona!

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Jontana

Jiscinson

Jorth Dakota

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d (2 replies)

Why tf I gotta ctrl+f to find 'Jorth Dakota?'

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 204d (1 reply)

Its got the population of a small city spread over an endless plain, nobody talks about it unless more people die on an oil rig.

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d

Would you look at that. It's the jourth least populous state in the US.

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Joklahoma's main export is comedians.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d

and meth

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 205d

Jerry Zona

Joe Cloma

db2@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 205d

Poor Jalabama.

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 205d

Jississippi is an interesting name for someone

hopesdead@startrek.website · 26 pts · 205d (1 reply)

These are seriously the funniest comments I have read in a while. 🤣

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 205d

Im loosing it over New Jork.

dastechniker@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 205d (6 replies)

New Jork

foggianism@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 205d (4 replies)

Jew York

FatTony@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Why are you guys booing them? They're right! New Jork doesn't start with the letter 'j' and Jew York does!

Mrkawfee@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 204d (1 reply)

He was saying Jooo-urns

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 204d

Jister Jooo-urns

dastechniker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d

I just wanted to say New Jork tbh

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 202d

straight jorkin it new style

TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone · 25 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jasmania? Jictoria?

absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 16 pts · 205d

Jeensland

dumbass@piefed.social · 25 pts · 205d (7 replies)

Jestern Australia?

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 13 pts · 205d (3 replies)

I was going to make a NSW version but it might make me look bad out of context.

dumbass@piefed.social · 15 pts · 205d (1 reply)

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 204d

New South Jews

Oh shit I fucked it up!

TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 205d

Even mentioning Chris Minns bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby feels a bit uncomfortable in the context of this thread. (But seriously, fuck Chris Minns for bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby)

Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 205d

Jervise Bay Territory?

quinkin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d

Jictoria

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 205d

Jizzmania is just down undah

optissima@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jennessee Quoi

jxk@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 205d

The superhero that doesn't know anything

pachrist@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 205d

Obviously Jississippi.

pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 205d (4 replies)

Jiquid?

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 17 pts · 205d

"Jolid! Jolid! Jooliiiiiid! Please don't take my man~"

mrbeano@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 205d

Jasma 🎷

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 205d

Jess?

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 204d

Juperfluid

slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 205d

Jawaii?

The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 205d

Jane?

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 205d

I skipped the 'a' and thought: "Jate"?

nightlily@leminal.space · 18 pts · 204d (1 reply)

Jecklenburg-Jorpommern

UltraBlack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d

Jöhn jier, jaber jaren jie jonmal in jecklenburg-jorpommern?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jingland, Jotland and Jales

Jench Juyana

Jitish Jolumbia

Jalaska

Jitzerland

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d

Der Jweitz

100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 18 pts · 205d

Jorth Jarolina

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 204d

Juerto Jrico

BranBucket@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 205d

Jokelahoma?

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 205d (2 replies)

Jundress

Jiquid

Jolid

Jas

Jlay

Jaffairs

Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 205d

Jasla? JoseJeinsteinJohndensate?

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 204d

Jel?

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 204d

Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 205d (5 replies)
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 205d (4 replies)
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 205d (3 replies)
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d (2 replies)
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d (1 reply)
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Maroon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 205d
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WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jork?

Naho_Zako@piefed.zip · 23 pts · 205d

ing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jindiana?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d

We named the dog Jindiana

aeiou@piefed.social · 15 pts · 204d (3 replies)

Jassachusetts?

bfg9k@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d (1 reply)

Jebraska

BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 203d

Slow down there Mr Black.

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 203d

More like Taxachusetts.

Triumph@fedia.io · 15 pts · 205d

Jillinois?

Jyoming?

Jexas?

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 205d

Jbuty

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 204d

Jalabama

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 204d (2 replies)

Jidaho

Jebraska

ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 204d (1 reply)

Nebraskan here. There are a ton of Jebs floating around. Would not surprise me to see a real life Jebraska.

Hell, we have a whole part of Omaha called Aksarben, which is Nebraska backwards.

Jebraska isn’t a big stretch for these people.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d

I remember when Aksarben was a horse racing track.

lmuel@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 205d

Jueensland? Jachsen-Anhalt? Nah must be Jauteng.

veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jew Jersey?

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 204d

No it's Jew Mexico. It's like Mexico but with more menorahs

PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 205d

Jexus

jeannielamp@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 204d

Jihuahua

Gaxsun@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 204d (5 replies)

Jueensland? Jew South Wales? Justralian Capital Territory? Jictoria? Jazmania? Jouth Australia? Jestern Australia? Jorthern Territory?

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 204d (4 replies)

Two of those, famously, are not states, as indicated in their literal names.

Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 204d

Struth

BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d (1 reply)

Are you referring to the jerritories?

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 203d

They’re Mort like ju-Rick-stictions.

Gaxsun@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 203d

Bitch don't even get me started on the territories.

Jervis Bay Territory... wait

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 204d (1 reply)

Joaxaca

Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 203d

Juevo Leon, Jhihuahua, Jjalisco

Veedem@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 205d

She loves to grab hold of Jorida’s panhandle

TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Jas

Gas is a state of matter

Don_alForno@feddit.org · 16 pts · 205d (2 replies)

His name is Jose!

Jose-Einstein-Condensate!

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d (1 reply)

it bothers me that it's pronounced "Jose" instead of "Jose"

Don_alForno@feddit.org · 3 pts · 204d

That's just because it's pronounced "Bose" instead of "Bose".

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 204d

Joshington.

thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 204d

JOhio

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 205d

Jalapeño

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 205d

Jimtuky

dan69@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 204d

Jillinois

happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 205d

Ah yes, everyone is head over heels for Jontana and his pal Jalifornia!

Evolushan@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Johiooooo

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 204d

Alabama... Alaska Arizona Arkansas... California Colorado... Connecticut...

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 205d

Jebraska

Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Joregon

Caesium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d

Jr. Egon

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 205d

Jennsylvania

Routhinator@startrek.website · 10 pts · 205d

Im guessing this is state abbreviations..

Jarizona > JZ

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 204d

Japan

notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 205d (3 replies)
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FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 6 pts · 205d (2 replies)

That's not a J-State it's a J-Law and a J-Theory

notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 205d
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rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d

No, this is a J-Law.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Jenezuela... too soon?

Jreenland... wait for it... wait for it...

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 204d

Thats weird whenever I try to read this comment the contents change to Epstein Files Epstein Files

antonamo@feddit.org · 9 pts · 204d

Jari Zona

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 204d

Jinnesota 😍

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 204d

Jolid Jiquid Jas Jasma

fonix232@fedia.io · 8 pts · 205d (1 reply)

So is it Jew York or Jew Mexico?

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d

Or would it be New Jork, and New Jexico?

justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 8 pts · 205d

Jlorida?

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 204d (3 replies)

Jate

Edit: oh, rhymes with a state, not rhymes with "state"

Edit 2: apparently I'm not the only person here that can't read

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 203d (1 reply)

Jastate. Rhymes with "a state".

axexrx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 203d

Maybe it was Jay Date. You know, the founder of the epnymous website for Jewish romance.

Karjalan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 203d

I had the same thought... Jade is closeish to state but... Wtf is Jate

sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 205d

Well, it can't be Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, or Virginia. Those are commonwealths.

glorkon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 205d (1 reply)

John Ecticut?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 204d

The one thing I would like. I would like to learn how to spell John Ecticut. Don't ask me why

JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 205d (2 replies)

Jgreenland?

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Juerto Rico?

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 204d

juego rico

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 204d

Jastate?
Odd name

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 205d

Jimisota.

HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 205d

Jhenessi?

kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 205d

Jiquid

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 205d

Jasmania?

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 6 pts · 205d

Jeensland

baronofclubs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 203d

Jepression? Janxeity? Janic? Is this Joss?

Mrselfdestruct25@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 205d

Jew Mexico?

Chairsareoverrated@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 204d

Jelaware

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 205d

Jouisiana?

Twakyr@feddit.org · 5 pts · 205d

Jamaika?

Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 204d

Jadakiss

Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 203d

Jakota

idealism_nearby@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 203d

Jississippi?

pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 204d

Jalaska

Taleya@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 203d

Johio?

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 204d (2 replies)

It's so dumb people think there are only US states. The world is bigger than the US people!

I live in The Jetherlands, next to Jermany and above Jelgium, although we also share a border with Jrance on the island Jaint Jartin.

Come on, be creative, come with state suggestions like Japan, Jamaica or Jordan for example.

But obviously his name is The Jeople's Jepublic of Jhina.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 203d (1 reply)

Jermany is messing up my brain.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 203d

Jeutchland better?

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d

Jatatonic. The catatonic State

Hux@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 205d

Jane?

kdcd@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 205d

Jermont?

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 204d

Jambodia

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d

Jakobowski?

autriyo@feddit.org · 4 pts · 204d

This post and it's comments have given me semantic (or visual) saturation for the letter J, it looks weird now.

Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 204d

Jiquid Jolid Jas Jlasma?

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 203d

Jewel Staite?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d

it's either Jalaska or Jinsanity.

couldn't be Jenile though, never Jenile.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 203d

Jevada?

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 203d

Jeorgia?

Hegar@fedia.io · 4 pts · 205d

Jate isn't a name.

NorthoftheBorder@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 203d

Jennessee?

GunnarGrop@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 205d

Jucky

Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 203d

Jouisiana.

MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 204d

Johio?

KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 204d

Jasma

Svenare@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d

Jeensland?

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 204d

Juam! Its gotta be juam!

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 202d

The brothers, Jouth and Jorth Dakota.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 205d
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pirc_lover@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 205d
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nil@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 203d

Jenezuera and Jureenland