The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor?
Who stood up to the man and gave him what for?
Our love for him ain't hard to explain,
The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!
Even mentioning Chris Minns bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby feels a bit uncomfortable in the context of this thread. (But seriously, fuck Chris Minns for bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby)
Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.
214 Comments
phaedrus@piefed.world · 142 pts · 253d
I, too, am in love with a man named Jew Mexico
Let's just say... he always takes a right at Albuquerque
hopesdead@startrek.website · 9 pts · 253d
🤣
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d
Albacorque
phaedrus@piefed.world · 4 pts · 253d
Abba's car keys?
elvith@feddit.org · 140 pts · 253d
Jizzizzippi?
Siethron@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 252d
And Jizzouri
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before i recognize Jizzourah
halvar@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 253d
havent heard of that pornstar yet
mech@feddit.org · 107 pts · 253d
His name is Jaden.
Jaden-Württemberg.
KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 252d
Jett hier.
antonymous_bosch69@feddit.org · 1 pts · 253d
snooggums@piefed.world · 101 pts · 253d
Jew Hampshire?
Jevada?
Jhode Island?
Jaine? Shit, I think it is Jaine.
pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 87 pts · 253d
Johio?
Technus@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 253d
Joshington?
Jhleswig-Holstein?
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 253d
up ewig unjedeelt
a_person@piefed.social · 1 pts · 250d
Jistrict of Jolumbia?
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 76 pts · 253d
Jeorgia on my mind.
AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 253d
That feels like cheating.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 253d
Jizconsin
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 253d
And we have a winner
justdaveisfine@piefed.social · 68 pts · 253d
Joklahoma?
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 253d
Joklahoma was the name of my musical comedy improv group in college.
AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 253d
Plot twist, group was from Kansas.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 253d
Jansas
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 65 pts · 253d
Jexas is a damn fine dude.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 253d
Oh dude I'm dumb as fuck. I thought it meant, "a state" and I was like, "... Jastate?"
mmcintyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d
Smarter than me, I missed the "a", just saw state and I'm all like.. Jate?
Sumocat@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 253d
John Tana.
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tana
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 53 pts · 253d
Jissouri
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 253d
more like jizzouri amirite
Mrkawfee@feddit.uk · 48 pts · 252d
Jew York?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 252d
Banned from community
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 252d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 252d
him and Jew Jersey are the cutest couple
Deadful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
Jew Mexico, on the other hand, hasn't really been feeling the love lately. 😢
swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 252d
Jutah
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 253d
Jutah
sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 253d
Get me TWO!
gex@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 253d
Joe Regon
_g_be@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d
Does he have a podcost?
Bubs12@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 252d
Yes, but it’s not very good
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 253d
Jermany?
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 253d
For some reason I’m tickled by Jarkansas.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 252d
I giggled at Johio
Superspacemunky@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 252d
Has no one heard of the Hero of Canton?!
The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor? Who stood up to the man and gave him what for? Our love for him ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!
JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social · 34 pts · 253d
Jennsylvania
Now that I think about it, that is a pretty neat name.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d
Jenn's Woods
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 253d
What kind of state? A state of being? A state of matter? Is it Jolid?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 252d
Jose-jeinstein jondensate
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 253d
Jaseous
M137@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 252d
Only below its freezing temperature, otherwise it's a Jas.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 252d
Juice
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 252d
it's Jrock Jhard
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 30 pts · 253d
Jouth Jakota
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 252d
Jorth Dakota will always be bae
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 29 pts · 253d
Jelaware
Pat@feddit.nu · 29 pts · 253d
Johntana?
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 253d
Jassachusetts?
Jonnecticut?
Jinnesota?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 253d
joklahoma
jirginia
jarizona!
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d
Jontana
Jiscinson
Jorth Dakota
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d
Why tf I gotta ctrl+f to find 'Jorth Dakota?'
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 252d
Its got the population of a small city spread over an endless plain, nobody talks about it unless more people die on an oil rig.
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d
Would you look at that. It's the jourth least populous state in the US.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d
Joklahoma's main export is comedians.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d
and meth
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 252d
Jerry Zona
Joe Cloma
db2@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 253d
Poor Jalabama.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 253d
Jississippi is an interesting name for someone
dastechniker@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 252d
New Jork
foggianism@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 252d
Jew York
FatTony@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 252d
Why are you guys booing them? They're right! New Jork doesn't start with the letter 'j' and Jew York does!
Mrkawfee@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 252d
He was saying Jooo-urns
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 252d
Jister Jooo-urns
dastechniker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d
I just wanted to say New Jork tbh
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 250d
straight jorkin it new style
hopesdead@startrek.website · 26 pts · 253d
These are seriously the funniest comments I have read in a while. 🤣
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 252d
Im loosing it over New Jork.
TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone · 25 pts · 253d
Jasmania? Jictoria?
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 16 pts · 253d
Jeensland
dumbass@piefed.social · 25 pts · 253d
Jestern Australia?
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 13 pts · 253d
I was going to make a NSW version but it might make me look bad out of context.
dumbass@piefed.social · 15 pts · 253d
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 252d
New South Jews
Oh shit I fucked it up!
TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 253d
Even mentioning Chris Minns bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby feels a bit uncomfortable in the context of this thread. (But seriously, fuck Chris Minns for bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby)
Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 253d
Jervise Bay Territory?
quinkin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d
Jictoria
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 253d
Jizzmania is just down undah
pachrist@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 252d
Obviously Jississippi.
optissima@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 252d
Jennessee Quoi
jxk@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 252d
The superhero that doesn't know anything
pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 253d
Jiquid?
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 17 pts · 253d
"Jolid! Jolid! Jooliiiiiid! Please don't take my man~"
mrbeano@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 253d
Jasma 🎷
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 252d
Jess?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 252d
Juperfluid
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 252d
Jawaii?
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 252d
I skipped the 'a' and thought: "Jate"?
The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 253d
Jane?
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 18 pts · 252d
Jorth Jarolina
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 253d
Jingland, Jotland and Jales
Jench Juyana
Jitish Jolumbia
Jalaska
Jitzerland
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d
Der Jweitz
nightlily@leminal.space · 18 pts · 252d
Jecklenburg-Jorpommern
UltraBlack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d
Jöhn jier, jaber jaren jie jonmal in jecklenburg-jorpommern?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 252d
Jundress
Jiquid
Jolid
Jas
Jlay
Jaffairs
Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 252d
Jasla? JoseJeinsteinJohndensate?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 252d
Jel?
BranBucket@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 252d
Jokelahoma?
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 252d
Juerto Jrico
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 253d
Jork?
Naho_Zako@piefed.zip · 23 pts · 253d
ing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 252d
Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 253d
TheBat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 253d
TheBat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 253d
TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d
TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d
Maroon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 253d
Triumph@fedia.io · 15 pts · 253d
Jillinois?
Jyoming?
Jexas?
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 252d
Jindiana?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d
We named the dog Jindiana
aeiou@piefed.social · 15 pts · 252d
Jassachusetts?
bfg9k@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d
Jebraska
BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 251d
Slow down there Mr Black.
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 251d
More like Taxachusetts.
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 253d
Jbuty
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 252d
Jalabama
jeannielamp@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 252d
Jihuahua
lmuel@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 253d
Jueensland? Jachsen-Anhalt? Nah must be Jauteng.
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 253d
Jexus
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 252d
Jew Jersey?
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 252d
No it's Jew Mexico. It's like Mexico but with more menorahs
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 252d
Jidaho
Jebraska
ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 252d
Nebraskan here. There are a ton of Jebs floating around. Would not surprise me to see a real life Jebraska.
Hell, we have a whole part of Omaha called Aksarben, which is Nebraska backwards.
Jebraska isn’t a big stretch for these people.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d
I remember when Aksarben was a horse racing track.
Gaxsun@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 252d
Jueensland? Jew South Wales? Justralian Capital Territory? Jictoria? Jazmania? Jouth Australia? Jestern Australia? Jorthern Territory?
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 252d
Two of those, famously, are not states, as indicated in their literal names.
BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 251d
Are you referring to the jerritories?
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 251d
They’re Mort like ju-Rick-stictions.
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 252d
Struth
Gaxsun@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 251d
Bitch don't even get me started on the territories.
Jervis Bay Territory... wait
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 252d
Joaxaca
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 251d
Juevo Leon, Jhihuahua, Jjalisco
Veedem@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 253d
She loves to grab hold of Jorida’s panhandle
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 252d
Joshington.
TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 253d
Jas
Gas is a state of matter
Don_alForno@feddit.org · 16 pts · 253d
His name is Jose!
Jose-Einstein-Condensate!
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d
it bothers me that it's pronounced "Jose" instead of "Jose"
Don_alForno@feddit.org · 3 pts · 252d
That's just because it's pronounced "Bose" instead of "Bose".
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 252d
Jalapeño
happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 252d
Ah yes, everyone is head over heels for Jontana and his pal Jalifornia!
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 252d
JOhio
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 252d
Jimtuky
dan69@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 252d
Jillinois
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 253d
Joregon
Caesium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 253d
Jr. Egon
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 252d
Jennsylvania
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 253d
Jebraska
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 252d
Japan
Routhinator@startrek.website · 10 pts · 252d
Im guessing this is state abbreviations..
Jarizona > JZ
Evolushan@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 252d
Johiooooo
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d
Alabama... Alaska Arizona Arkansas... California Colorado... Connecticut...
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 253d
Jenezuela... too soon?
Jreenland... wait for it... wait for it...
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 252d
Thats weird whenever I try to read this comment the contents change to Epstein Files Epstein Files
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 252d
Jinnesota 😍
antonamo@feddit.org · 9 pts · 252d
Jari Zona
notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 253d
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 6 pts · 253d
That's not a J-State it's a J-Law and a J-Theory
notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 253d
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d
No, this is a J-Law.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 252d
Jolid Jiquid Jas Jasma
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 252d
Jate
Edit: oh, rhymes with a state, not rhymes with "state"
Edit 2: apparently I'm not the only person here that can't read
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 251d
Jastate. Rhymes with "a state".
axexrx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d
Maybe it was Jay Date. You know, the founder of the epnymous website for Jewish romance.
Karjalan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d
I had the same thought... Jade is closeish to state but... Wtf is Jate
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 253d
Well, it can't be Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, or Virginia. Those are commonwealths.
justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 8 pts · 253d
Jlorida?
glorkon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 252d
John Ecticut?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d
The one thing I would like. I would like to learn how to spell John Ecticut. Don't ask me why
JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 253d
Jgreenland?
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d
Juerto Rico?
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 252d
juego rico
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 252d
Jastate?
Odd name
fonix232@fedia.io · 8 pts · 253d
So is it Jew York or Jew Mexico?
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d
Or would it be New Jork, and New Jexico?
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 253d
Jiquid
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 253d
Jhenessi?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 253d
Jimisota.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 252d
Jouisiana?
baronofclubs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 251d
Jepression? Janxeity? Janic? Is this Joss?
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 253d
Jasmania?
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 6 pts · 252d
Jeensland
Mrselfdestruct25@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 253d
Jew Mexico?
Chairsareoverrated@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 252d
Jelaware
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d
Jatatonic. The catatonic State
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 251d
Jakota
Hux@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 253d
Jane?
kdcd@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 253d
Jermont?
Taleya@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 251d
Johio?
idealism_nearby@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 251d
Jississippi?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 252d
It's so dumb people think there are only US states. The world is bigger than the US people!
I live in The Jetherlands, next to Jermany and above Jelgium, although we also share a border with Jrance on the island Jaint Jartin.
Come on, be creative, come with state suggestions like Japan, Jamaica or Jordan for example.
But obviously his name is The Jeople's Jepublic of Jhina.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d
Jermany is messing up my brain.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 251d
Jeutchland better?
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 252d
Jalaska
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 252d
Jadakiss
Twakyr@feddit.org · 5 pts · 252d
Jamaika?
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d
Jakobowski?
Hegar@fedia.io · 4 pts · 253d
Jate isn't a name.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 252d
Jambodia
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d
Jeorgia?
Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 252d
Jiquid Jolid Jas Jlasma?
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d
Jevada?
NorthoftheBorder@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 251d
Jennessee?
autriyo@feddit.org · 4 pts · 252d
This post and it's comments have given me semantic (or visual) saturation for the letter J, it looks weird now.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d
it's either Jalaska or Jinsanity.
couldn't be Jenile though, never Jenile.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 251d
Jewel Staite?
GunnarGrop@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 253d
Jucky
KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 252d
Jasma
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 252d
Johio?
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 251d
Jouisiana.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 252d
Juam! Its gotta be juam!
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 250d
The brothers, Jouth and Jorth Dakota.
Svenare@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d
Jeensland?
nil@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 251d
Jenezuera and Jureenland
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d
pirc_lover@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 252d