Such a dreamy guy

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214 Comments

phaedrus@piefed.world · 142 pts · 253d (3 replies)

I, too, am in love with a man named Jew Mexico

Let's just say... he always takes a right at Albuquerque

hopesdead@startrek.website · 9 pts · 253d

🤣

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Albacorque

phaedrus@piefed.world · 4 pts · 253d

Abba's car keys?

elvith@feddit.org · 140 pts · 253d (3 replies)

Jizzizzippi?

Siethron@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 252d (1 reply)

And Jizzouri

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before i recognize Jizzourah

halvar@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 253d

havent heard of that pornstar yet

mech@feddit.org · 107 pts · 253d (2 replies)

His name is Jaden.
Jaden-Württemberg.

KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 252d

Jett hier.

antonymous_bosch69@feddit.org · 1 pts · 253d
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snooggums@piefed.world · 101 pts · 253d

Jew Hampshire?

Jevada?

Jhode Island?

Jaine? Shit, I think it is Jaine.

pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 87 pts · 253d (3 replies)

Johio?

Technus@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 253d (2 replies)

Joshington?

Jhleswig-Holstein?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 253d

up ewig unjedeelt

a_person@piefed.social · 1 pts · 250d

Jistrict of Jolumbia?

unmagical@lemmy.ml · 76 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Jeorgia on my mind.

AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 253d

That feels like cheating.

Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Jizconsin

KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 253d

And we have a winner

justdaveisfine@piefed.social · 68 pts · 253d (3 replies)

Joklahoma?

runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 253d (2 replies)

Joklahoma was the name of my musical comedy improv group in college.

AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Plot twist, group was from Kansas.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 253d

Jansas

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 65 pts · 253d (2 replies)

Jexas is a damn fine dude.

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Oh dude I'm dumb as fuck. I thought it meant, "a state" and I was like, "... Jastate?"

mmcintyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d

Smarter than me, I missed the "a", just saw state and I'm all like.. Jate?

Sumocat@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 253d
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 53 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Jissouri

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 253d

more like jizzouri amirite

Mrkawfee@feddit.uk · 48 pts · 252d (5 replies)

Jew York?

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Banned from community

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 252d

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 252d (1 reply)

him and Jew Jersey are the cutest couple

Deadful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d

Jew Mexico, on the other hand, hasn't really been feeling the love lately. 😢

swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 252d

Jutah

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Jutah

sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 253d

Get me TWO!

gex@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 253d (2 replies)

Joe Regon

_g_be@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Does he have a podcost?

Bubs12@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 252d

Yes, but it’s not very good

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 253d

Jermany?

EvilBit@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 253d (1 reply)

For some reason I’m tickled by Jarkansas.

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 252d

I giggled at Johio

Superspacemunky@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 252d

Has no one heard of the Hero of Canton?!

The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor? Who stood up to the man and gave him what for? Our love for him ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social · 34 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Jennsylvania

Now that I think about it, that is a pretty neat name.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d

Jenn's Woods

dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 253d (5 replies)

What kind of state? A state of being? A state of matter? Is it Jolid?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 252d

Jose-jeinstein jondensate

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 253d

Jaseous

M137@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 252d

Only below its freezing temperature, otherwise it's a Jas.

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 252d

Juice

CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 252d

it's Jrock Jhard

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 30 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Jouth Jakota

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 252d

Jorth Dakota will always be bae

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 29 pts · 253d

Jelaware

Pat@feddit.nu · 29 pts · 253d

Johntana?

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 253d (8 replies)

Jassachusetts?

Jonnecticut?

Jinnesota?

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 253d (7 replies)

joklahoma

jirginia

jarizona!

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d (3 replies)

Jontana

Jiscinson

Jorth Dakota

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d (2 replies)

Why tf I gotta ctrl+f to find 'Jorth Dakota?'

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Its got the population of a small city spread over an endless plain, nobody talks about it unless more people die on an oil rig.

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d

Would you look at that. It's the jourth least populous state in the US.

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Joklahoma's main export is comedians.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d

and meth

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 252d

Jerry Zona

Joe Cloma

db2@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 253d

Poor Jalabama.

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 253d

Jississippi is an interesting name for someone

dastechniker@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 252d (6 replies)

New Jork

foggianism@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 252d (4 replies)

Jew York

FatTony@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 252d (3 replies)

Why are you guys booing them? They're right! New Jork doesn't start with the letter 'j' and Jew York does!

Mrkawfee@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 252d (1 reply)

He was saying Jooo-urns

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 252d

Jister Jooo-urns

dastechniker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d

I just wanted to say New Jork tbh

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 250d

straight jorkin it new style

hopesdead@startrek.website · 26 pts · 253d (1 reply)

These are seriously the funniest comments I have read in a while. 🤣

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 252d

Im loosing it over New Jork.

TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone · 25 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Jasmania? Jictoria?

absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 16 pts · 253d

Jeensland

dumbass@piefed.social · 25 pts · 253d (7 replies)

Jestern Australia?

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 13 pts · 253d (3 replies)

I was going to make a NSW version but it might make me look bad out of context.

dumbass@piefed.social · 15 pts · 253d (1 reply)

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 252d

New South Jews

Oh shit I fucked it up!

TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 253d

Even mentioning Chris Minns bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby feels a bit uncomfortable in the context of this thread. (But seriously, fuck Chris Minns for bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby)

Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 253d

Jervise Bay Territory?

quinkin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d

Jictoria

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 253d

Jizzmania is just down undah

pachrist@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 252d

Obviously Jississippi.

optissima@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Jennessee Quoi

jxk@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 252d

The superhero that doesn't know anything

pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 253d (4 replies)

Jiquid?

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 17 pts · 253d

"Jolid! Jolid! Jooliiiiiid! Please don't take my man~"

mrbeano@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 253d

Jasma 🎷

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 252d

Jess?

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 252d

Juperfluid

slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 252d

Jawaii?

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 252d

I skipped the 'a' and thought: "Jate"?

The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 253d

Jane?

100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 18 pts · 252d

Jorth Jarolina

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Jingland, Jotland and Jales

Jench Juyana

Jitish Jolumbia

Jalaska

Jitzerland

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d

Der Jweitz

nightlily@leminal.space · 18 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Jecklenburg-Jorpommern

UltraBlack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d

Jöhn jier, jaber jaren jie jonmal in jecklenburg-jorpommern?

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 252d (2 replies)

Jundress

Jiquid

Jolid

Jas

Jlay

Jaffairs

Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 252d

Jasla? JoseJeinsteinJohndensate?

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 252d

Jel?

BranBucket@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 252d

Jokelahoma?

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 252d

Juerto Jrico

WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Jork?

Naho_Zako@piefed.zip · 23 pts · 253d

ing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 252d

Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 253d (5 replies)
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 253d (3 replies)
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d (2 replies)
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d (1 reply)
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Maroon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 253d
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Triumph@fedia.io · 15 pts · 253d

Jillinois?

Jyoming?

Jexas?

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Jindiana?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d

We named the dog Jindiana

aeiou@piefed.social · 15 pts · 252d (3 replies)

Jassachusetts?

bfg9k@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Jebraska

BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 251d

Slow down there Mr Black.

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 251d

More like Taxachusetts.

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 253d

Jbuty

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 252d

Jalabama

jeannielamp@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 252d

Jihuahua

lmuel@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 253d

Jueensland? Jachsen-Anhalt? Nah must be Jauteng.

PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 253d

Jexus

veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Jew Jersey?

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 252d

No it's Jew Mexico. It's like Mexico but with more menorahs

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 252d (2 replies)

Jidaho

Jebraska

ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Nebraskan here. There are a ton of Jebs floating around. Would not surprise me to see a real life Jebraska.

Hell, we have a whole part of Omaha called Aksarben, which is Nebraska backwards.

Jebraska isn’t a big stretch for these people.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d

I remember when Aksarben was a horse racing track.

Gaxsun@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 252d (5 replies)

Jueensland? Jew South Wales? Justralian Capital Territory? Jictoria? Jazmania? Jouth Australia? Jestern Australia? Jorthern Territory?

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 252d (4 replies)

Two of those, famously, are not states, as indicated in their literal names.

BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 251d (1 reply)

Are you referring to the jerritories?

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 251d

They’re Mort like ju-Rick-stictions.

Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 252d

Struth

Gaxsun@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 251d

Bitch don't even get me started on the territories.

Jervis Bay Territory... wait

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Joaxaca

Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 251d

Juevo Leon, Jhihuahua, Jjalisco

Veedem@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 253d

She loves to grab hold of Jorida’s panhandle

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 252d

Joshington.

TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 253d (3 replies)

Jas

Gas is a state of matter

Don_alForno@feddit.org · 16 pts · 253d (2 replies)

His name is Jose!

Jose-Einstein-Condensate!

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d (1 reply)

it bothers me that it's pronounced "Jose" instead of "Jose"

Don_alForno@feddit.org · 3 pts · 252d

That's just because it's pronounced "Bose" instead of "Bose".

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 252d

Jalapeño

happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 252d

Ah yes, everyone is head over heels for Jontana and his pal Jalifornia!

thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 252d

JOhio

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 252d

Jimtuky

dan69@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 252d

Jillinois

Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Joregon

Caesium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 253d

Jr. Egon

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 252d

Jennsylvania

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 253d

Jebraska

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 252d

Japan

Routhinator@startrek.website · 10 pts · 252d

Im guessing this is state abbreviations..

Jarizona > JZ

Evolushan@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Johiooooo

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d

Alabama... Alaska Arizona Arkansas... California Colorado... Connecticut...

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Jenezuela... too soon?

Jreenland... wait for it... wait for it...

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 252d

Thats weird whenever I try to read this comment the contents change to Epstein Files Epstein Files

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 252d

Jinnesota 😍

antonamo@feddit.org · 9 pts · 252d

Jari Zona

notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 253d (3 replies)
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FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 6 pts · 253d (2 replies)

That's not a J-State it's a J-Law and a J-Theory

notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 253d
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rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d

No, this is a J-Law.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 252d

Jolid Jiquid Jas Jasma

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 252d (3 replies)

Jate

Edit: oh, rhymes with a state, not rhymes with "state"

Edit 2: apparently I'm not the only person here that can't read

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 251d (1 reply)

Jastate. Rhymes with "a state".

axexrx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d

Maybe it was Jay Date. You know, the founder of the epnymous website for Jewish romance.

Karjalan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d

I had the same thought... Jade is closeish to state but... Wtf is Jate

sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 253d

Well, it can't be Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, or Virginia. Those are commonwealths.

justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 8 pts · 253d

Jlorida?

glorkon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 252d (1 reply)

John Ecticut?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d

The one thing I would like. I would like to learn how to spell John Ecticut. Don't ask me why

JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 253d (2 replies)

Jgreenland?

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Juerto Rico?

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 252d

juego rico

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 252d

Jastate?
Odd name

fonix232@fedia.io · 8 pts · 253d (1 reply)

So is it Jew York or Jew Mexico?

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d

Or would it be New Jork, and New Jexico?

kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 253d

Jiquid

HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 253d

Jhenessi?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 253d

Jimisota.

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 252d

Jouisiana?

baronofclubs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 251d

Jepression? Janxeity? Janic? Is this Joss?

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 253d

Jasmania?

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 6 pts · 252d

Jeensland

Mrselfdestruct25@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 253d

Jew Mexico?

Chairsareoverrated@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 252d

Jelaware

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d

Jatatonic. The catatonic State

Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 251d

Jakota

Hux@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 253d

Jane?

kdcd@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 253d

Jermont?

Taleya@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 251d

Johio?

idealism_nearby@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 251d

Jississippi?

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 252d (2 replies)

It's so dumb people think there are only US states. The world is bigger than the US people!

I live in The Jetherlands, next to Jermany and above Jelgium, although we also share a border with Jrance on the island Jaint Jartin.

Come on, be creative, come with state suggestions like Japan, Jamaica or Jordan for example.

But obviously his name is The Jeople's Jepublic of Jhina.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d (1 reply)

Jermany is messing up my brain.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 251d

Jeutchland better?

pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 252d

Jalaska

Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 252d

Jadakiss

Twakyr@feddit.org · 5 pts · 252d

Jamaika?

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d

Jakobowski?

Hegar@fedia.io · 4 pts · 253d

Jate isn't a name.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 252d

Jambodia

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d

Jeorgia?

Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 252d

Jiquid Jolid Jas Jlasma?

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d

Jevada?

NorthoftheBorder@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 251d

Jennessee?

autriyo@feddit.org · 4 pts · 252d

This post and it's comments have given me semantic (or visual) saturation for the letter J, it looks weird now.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d

it's either Jalaska or Jinsanity.

couldn't be Jenile though, never Jenile.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 251d

Jewel Staite?

GunnarGrop@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 253d

Jucky

KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 252d

Jasma

MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 252d

Johio?

Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 251d

Jouisiana.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 252d

Juam! Its gotta be juam!

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 250d

The brothers, Jouth and Jorth Dakota.

Svenare@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d

Jeensland?

nil@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 251d

Jenezuera and Jureenland

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d
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