The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor?
Who stood up to the man and gave him what for?
Our love for him ain't hard to explain,
The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!
Even mentioning Chris Minns bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby feels a bit uncomfortable in the context of this thread. (But seriously, fuck Chris Minns for bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby)
Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.
214 Comments
phaedrus@piefed.world · 142 pts · 205d
I, too, am in love with a man named Jew Mexico
Let's just say... he always takes a right at Albuquerque
hopesdead@startrek.website · 9 pts · 205d
🤣
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d
Albacorque
phaedrus@piefed.world · 4 pts · 205d
Abba's car keys?
elvith@feddit.org · 140 pts · 205d
Jizzizzippi?
Siethron@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 205d
And Jizzouri
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before i recognize Jizzourah
halvar@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 205d
havent heard of that pornstar yet
mech@feddit.org · 107 pts · 205d
His name is Jaden.
Jaden-Württemberg.
KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 205d
Jett hier.
antonymous_bosch69@feddit.org · 1 pts · 205d
snooggums@piefed.world · 101 pts · 205d
Jew Hampshire?
Jevada?
Jhode Island?
Jaine? Shit, I think it is Jaine.
pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 87 pts · 205d
Johio?
Technus@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 205d
Joshington?
Jhleswig-Holstein?
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 205d
up ewig unjedeelt
a_person@piefed.social · 1 pts · 203d
Jistrict of Jolumbia?
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 76 pts · 205d
Jeorgia on my mind.
AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 205d
That feels like cheating.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 205d
Jizconsin
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 205d
And we have a winner
justdaveisfine@piefed.social · 68 pts · 205d
Joklahoma?
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 205d
Joklahoma was the name of my musical comedy improv group in college.
AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 205d
Plot twist, group was from Kansas.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 205d
Jansas
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 65 pts · 205d
Jexas is a damn fine dude.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 205d
Oh dude I'm dumb as fuck. I thought it meant, "a state" and I was like, "... Jastate?"
mmcintyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 205d
Smarter than me, I missed the "a", just saw state and I'm all like.. Jate?
Sumocat@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 205d
John Tana.
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tana
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 53 pts · 205d
Jissouri
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 205d
more like jizzouri amirite
Mrkawfee@feddit.uk · 48 pts · 204d
Jew York?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 204d
Banned from community
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 204d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 204d
him and Jew Jersey are the cutest couple
Deadful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d
Jew Mexico, on the other hand, hasn't really been feeling the love lately. 😢
swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 204d
Jutah
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 205d
Jutah
sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 205d
Get me TWO!
gex@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 205d
Joe Regon
_g_be@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d
Does he have a podcost?
Bubs12@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 204d
Yes, but it’s not very good
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 205d
Jermany?
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 205d
For some reason I’m tickled by Jarkansas.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 205d
I giggled at Johio
Superspacemunky@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 204d
Has no one heard of the Hero of Canton?!
The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor? Who stood up to the man and gave him what for? Our love for him ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!
JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social · 34 pts · 205d
Jennsylvania
Now that I think about it, that is a pretty neat name.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
Jenn's Woods
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 205d
What kind of state? A state of being? A state of matter? Is it Jolid?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 205d
Jose-jeinstein jondensate
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 205d
Jaseous
M137@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 204d
Only below its freezing temperature, otherwise it's a Jas.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 204d
Juice
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 204d
it's Jrock Jhard
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 30 pts · 205d
Jouth Jakota
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 204d
Jorth Dakota will always be bae
Pat@feddit.nu · 29 pts · 205d
Johntana?
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 29 pts · 205d
Jelaware
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 205d
Jassachusetts?
Jonnecticut?
Jinnesota?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 205d
joklahoma
jirginia
jarizona!
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d
Jontana
Jiscinson
Jorth Dakota
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d
Why tf I gotta ctrl+f to find 'Jorth Dakota?'
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 204d
Its got the population of a small city spread over an endless plain, nobody talks about it unless more people die on an oil rig.
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
Would you look at that. It's the jourth least populous state in the US.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d
Joklahoma's main export is comedians.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
and meth
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 205d
Jerry Zona
Joe Cloma
db2@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 205d
Poor Jalabama.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 205d
Jississippi is an interesting name for someone
hopesdead@startrek.website · 26 pts · 205d
These are seriously the funniest comments I have read in a while. 🤣
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 205d
Im loosing it over New Jork.
dastechniker@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 205d
New Jork
foggianism@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 205d
Jew York
FatTony@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 205d
Why are you guys booing them? They're right! New Jork doesn't start with the letter 'j' and Jew York does!
Mrkawfee@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 204d
He was saying Jooo-urns
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 204d
Jister Jooo-urns
dastechniker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d
I just wanted to say New Jork tbh
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 202d
straight jorkin it new style
TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone · 25 pts · 205d
Jasmania? Jictoria?
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 16 pts · 205d
Jeensland
dumbass@piefed.social · 25 pts · 205d
Jestern Australia?
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 13 pts · 205d
I was going to make a NSW version but it might make me look bad out of context.
dumbass@piefed.social · 15 pts · 205d
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 204d
New South Jews
Oh shit I fucked it up!
TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 205d
Even mentioning Chris Minns bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby feels a bit uncomfortable in the context of this thread. (But seriously, fuck Chris Minns for bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby)
Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 205d
Jervise Bay Territory?
quinkin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d
Jictoria
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 205d
Jizzmania is just down undah
optissima@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 205d
Jennessee Quoi
jxk@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 205d
The superhero that doesn't know anything
pachrist@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 205d
Obviously Jississippi.
pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 205d
Jiquid?
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 17 pts · 205d
"Jolid! Jolid! Jooliiiiiid! Please don't take my man~"
mrbeano@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 205d
Jasma 🎷
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 205d
Jess?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 204d
Juperfluid
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 205d
Jawaii?
The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 205d
Jane?
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 205d
I skipped the 'a' and thought: "Jate"?
nightlily@leminal.space · 18 pts · 204d
Jecklenburg-Jorpommern
UltraBlack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d
Jöhn jier, jaber jaren jie jonmal in jecklenburg-jorpommern?
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 205d
Jingland, Jotland and Jales
Jench Juyana
Jitish Jolumbia
Jalaska
Jitzerland
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
Der Jweitz
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 18 pts · 205d
Jorth Jarolina
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 204d
Juerto Jrico
BranBucket@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 205d
Jokelahoma?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 205d
Jundress
Jiquid
Jolid
Jas
Jlay
Jaffairs
Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 205d
Jasla? JoseJeinsteinJohndensate?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 204d
Jel?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 204d
Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 205d
TheBat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 205d
TheBat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 205d
TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d
TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d
Maroon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 205d
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 205d
Jork?
Naho_Zako@piefed.zip · 23 pts · 205d
ing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 205d
Jindiana?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d
We named the dog Jindiana
aeiou@piefed.social · 15 pts · 204d
Jassachusetts?
bfg9k@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d
Jebraska
BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 203d
Slow down there Mr Black.
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 203d
More like Taxachusetts.
Triumph@fedia.io · 15 pts · 205d
Jillinois?
Jyoming?
Jexas?
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 205d
Jbuty
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 204d
Jalabama
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 204d
Jidaho
Jebraska
ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 204d
Nebraskan here. There are a ton of Jebs floating around. Would not surprise me to see a real life Jebraska.
Hell, we have a whole part of Omaha called Aksarben, which is Nebraska backwards.
Jebraska isn’t a big stretch for these people.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d
I remember when Aksarben was a horse racing track.
lmuel@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 205d
Jueensland? Jachsen-Anhalt? Nah must be Jauteng.
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 205d
Jew Jersey?
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 204d
No it's Jew Mexico. It's like Mexico but with more menorahs
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 205d
Jexus
jeannielamp@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 204d
Jihuahua
Gaxsun@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 204d
Jueensland? Jew South Wales? Justralian Capital Territory? Jictoria? Jazmania? Jouth Australia? Jestern Australia? Jorthern Territory?
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 204d
Two of those, famously, are not states, as indicated in their literal names.
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 204d
Struth
BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d
Are you referring to the jerritories?
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 203d
They’re Mort like ju-Rick-stictions.
Gaxsun@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 203d
Bitch don't even get me started on the territories.
Jervis Bay Territory... wait
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 204d
Joaxaca
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 203d
Juevo Leon, Jhihuahua, Jjalisco
Veedem@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 205d
She loves to grab hold of Jorida’s panhandle
TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 205d
Jas
Gas is a state of matter
Don_alForno@feddit.org · 16 pts · 205d
His name is Jose!
Jose-Einstein-Condensate!
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d
it bothers me that it's pronounced "Jose" instead of "Jose"
Don_alForno@feddit.org · 3 pts · 204d
That's just because it's pronounced "Bose" instead of "Bose".
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 204d
Joshington.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 204d
JOhio
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 205d
Jalapeño
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 205d
Jimtuky
dan69@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 204d
Jillinois
happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 205d
Ah yes, everyone is head over heels for Jontana and his pal Jalifornia!
Evolushan@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 205d
Johiooooo
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 204d
Alabama... Alaska Arizona Arkansas... California Colorado... Connecticut...
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 205d
Jebraska
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 205d
Joregon
Caesium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d
Jr. Egon
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 205d
Jennsylvania
Routhinator@startrek.website · 10 pts · 205d
Im guessing this is state abbreviations..
Jarizona > JZ
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 204d
Japan
notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 205d
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 6 pts · 205d
That's not a J-State it's a J-Law and a J-Theory
notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 205d
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d
No, this is a J-Law.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 205d
Jenezuela... too soon?
Jreenland... wait for it... wait for it...
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 204d
Thats weird whenever I try to read this comment the contents change to Epstein Files Epstein Files
antonamo@feddit.org · 9 pts · 204d
Jari Zona
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 204d
Jinnesota 😍
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 204d
Jolid Jiquid Jas Jasma
fonix232@fedia.io · 8 pts · 205d
So is it Jew York or Jew Mexico?
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d
Or would it be New Jork, and New Jexico?
justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 8 pts · 205d
Jlorida?
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 204d
Jate
Edit: oh, rhymes with a state, not rhymes with "state"
Edit 2: apparently I'm not the only person here that can't read
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 203d
Jastate. Rhymes with "a state".
axexrx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 203d
Maybe it was Jay Date. You know, the founder of the epnymous website for Jewish romance.
Karjalan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 203d
I had the same thought... Jade is closeish to state but... Wtf is Jate
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 205d
Well, it can't be Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, or Virginia. Those are commonwealths.
glorkon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 205d
John Ecticut?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 204d
The one thing I would like. I would like to learn how to spell John Ecticut. Don't ask me why
JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 205d
Jgreenland?
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d
Juerto Rico?
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 204d
juego rico
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 204d
Jastate?
Odd name
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 205d
Jimisota.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 205d
Jhenessi?
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 205d
Jiquid
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 205d
Jasmania?
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 6 pts · 205d
Jeensland
baronofclubs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 203d
Jepression? Janxeity? Janic? Is this Joss?
Mrselfdestruct25@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 205d
Jew Mexico?
Chairsareoverrated@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 204d
Jelaware
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 205d
Jouisiana?
Twakyr@feddit.org · 5 pts · 205d
Jamaika?
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 204d
Jadakiss
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 203d
Jakota
idealism_nearby@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 203d
Jississippi?
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 204d
Jalaska
Taleya@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 203d
Johio?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 204d
It's so dumb people think there are only US states. The world is bigger than the US people!
I live in The Jetherlands, next to Jermany and above Jelgium, although we also share a border with Jrance on the island Jaint Jartin.
Come on, be creative, come with state suggestions like Japan, Jamaica or Jordan for example.
But obviously his name is The Jeople's Jepublic of Jhina.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 203d
Jermany is messing up my brain.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 203d
Jeutchland better?
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d
Jatatonic. The catatonic State
Hux@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 205d
Jane?
kdcd@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 205d
Jermont?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 204d
Jambodia
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d
Jakobowski?
autriyo@feddit.org · 4 pts · 204d
This post and it's comments have given me semantic (or visual) saturation for the letter J, it looks weird now.
Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 204d
Jiquid Jolid Jas Jlasma?
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 203d
Jewel Staite?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d
it's either Jalaska or Jinsanity.
couldn't be Jenile though, never Jenile.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 203d
Jevada?
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 203d
Jeorgia?
Hegar@fedia.io · 4 pts · 205d
Jate isn't a name.
NorthoftheBorder@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 203d
Jennessee?
GunnarGrop@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 205d
Jucky
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 203d
Jouisiana.
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 204d
Johio?
KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 204d
Jasma
Svenare@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
Jeensland?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 204d
Juam! Its gotta be juam!
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 202d
The brothers, Jouth and Jorth Dakota.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 205d
pirc_lover@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 205d
nil@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 203d
Jenezuera and Jureenland